Chapter 116: Emperor Urine at the Wedding

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At the beginning, Cao Cao ran to Wang Yun's house to borrow the Seven Star Treasure Knife, saying that he was going to assassinate Dong Zhuo, but in the end, he disappeared without even letting out a fart, for this reason, Wang Yun didn't know how many times he secretly scolded Cao Cao. Now that he finally caught someone, he immediately started to ask for debts, and his face naturally couldn't be very good.

Cao Cao said with an aggrieved face: "Ling Jun doesn't know that your family's knife was confiscated by His Majesty. ”

Yes!?

Why did Your Majesty confiscate our family's knives? By the way, it seems that I have come to find Your Majesty. Wang Yun immediately asked again, "What about Your Majesty?" ”

Cao Cao secretly glanced at Wei Guangzheng, only to see Wei Guangzheng roll his eyelids up, already understood, so he said: "Your Majesty was still at the wedding banquet just now, but before I came out, I don't know where I went, so I don't know now!" ”

"You talk nonsense!"

"Hey, how can Ling Jun be suspicious? , why deceive each other? ”

"Then you take me in to see if Your Majesty is there!"

"Do you have an invitation?"

"What invitation?"

"Your Majesty said that the world is turbulent, the people are not hungry, everything should be done simply, and extravagance should be avoided. Therefore, the princess's wedding is only to invite three or five relatives and friends as guests. No one without an invitation is allowed to enter. ”

"Then how can you be in there?"

"I'm Your Majesty's chief bookkeeper, and I have a lot to help with!"

For the first time, Cao Cao was proud because of the identity of the main bookkeeper, but before the words fell, he heard an angry shout: "I am Your Majesty's aunt, why don't I have an invitation?" I'm going to go in now, if any of you dare to stop me, the old body will fight with you! ”

Generally, the "old body" can't be provoked, this one turned out to be the eldest princess of Yang'an, probably in her forties, and she was still holding a seven or eight-year-old little girl in her hand, but she didn't finish saying "old body", and she was about to break into the dragon garden.

The eldest princess of Yang'an is the daughter of Emperor Huan and is married to the Marquis of Fuqi. If you want to say that it is Liu Hanshao's aunt, it is really hard to say, right. Let's say no, after all, Liu Hong respected Emperor Huan's wife, Empress Dou, as the queen mother, but if you want to say it, those who are far away can get married!

In any case, this matter was Liu Hanshao's negligence, and he shouldn't have put this nominal elder aside. Cao Cao made a decision on the spot, and invited the eldest princess of Yang'an and Wang Yun to the Lilong Garden together, and he spread his little short legs and went to report to Liu Hanshao.

While running Cao Cao, he also scolded himself: What's the picture? Tell me what you, Cao Mengde, are trying to do?

Think about it, just because of that woman, the long convex and backward curl, the demeanor is outstanding, the pair of rabbits on the chest seem to pop out at any time, and the little heart that makes people look at it can't help but flutter and flutter, it's really too seductive! Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to eat a good wedding feast, and the ghost would follow her around. As a result, when I inquired, I dared to love that it was the emperor's nurse, Du Shi! Die, a little reluctant, don't give up, now at such a delicate moment, you really shouldn't have extra thoughts. The result was good, I couldn't smell the fragrance, and I was caught by Wang Yun's dead old man. Hurry up and discuss countermeasures with Your Majesty, otherwise you won't know how the dead old man will make a fuss later!

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Xi Zhicai had already said to Liu Pi that when he saw Liu Hanshao, he would definitely let him clean up a table of good dishes and treat everyone, which was not practiced until today. Although the dishes could not be made by Liu Hanshao, it was personally handled by Li Erwa, the apprentice of the family, and every dish was extremely affordable and drooling. In fact, what Li Erwa learned is also the home-cooked food of later generations, but for the babies who came from afar in Songshan, Xiliang, and Bingzhou, how can it be enjoyable.

Liu Hanshao started the noisy mode again, and went to drink with him next to the class. Actually, now he doesn't need to "take it", as an emperor, he is the protagonist everywhere he goes, but it's a pity that he was a gangster in his previous life, and he was used to his temperament. When he arrived at Liu Pi, he asked, "Pi, are you a member of the Han family?" Liu Bi shook his head in a panic, and then people said: "It doesn't matter, I can't write two Liu characters in one stroke, our brothers must have been one family five hundred years ago." ”

Because he was going to prepare for Tuntian, and Huang Shao had experience in placing yellow scarves in Songshan, he sent him to Luoyang. Liu Hanshao walked up to Huang Shao and said, "Shao'er, you have worked hard in the past few years, and Songshan has done a good job." "The first time I saw Han Shao, it was when I was captured alive, and I didn't think of seeing him again, Han Shao became the emperor, and he was going to become a courtier. Huang Shao stammered a little excitedly, and wanted to kowtow to Liu Hanshao, as if he had been reminded by the one who said that His Majesty didn't like to "like to kowtow".

"Wechen is not hard. It's all taught by His Majesty, and Weichen has only done his job. ”

"Hmmm......"

Liu Hanshao nodded, expressed his appreciation, touched a glass with Huang Shao, and then said, "But Shao'er can't relax." If you can take care of Songshan, you will be able to take care of Luoyang and Sili, and my brother will point to you to do great things! ”

Huang Shao still wanted to knock one, and he couldn't hold the excited wine glass. Luoyang ...... Si Li...... Han Shao regards himself as a confidant and focuses on training! As soon as he turned his face, Liu Hanshao left, and Huang Shao looked around for Xi Zhicai, saying that he had to knock him out. If it hadn't been for the military advisor who pointed out a clear path for himself, how could he be where he is today?

Liu Hanshao walked to Cao Xing's table again, and wanted to say that Cao Xuan should train his troops well and bring out a powerful bow and crossbow brigade. Who would have thought, just said "I Cao", the little black fat man ran over with a pang, and picked up the stubble while running, "Here it is, here it is, here is Weichen." ”

Standing beside Liu Hanshao, he heard Cao Cao say again: "Your Majesty, run quickly." The eldest princess of Yang'an and the prince have been killed! ”

As soon as he heard "It's over", Liu Hanshao immediately said again, "Fuck!" ”

Cao Cao was stunned for a moment, looked up at Liu Hanshao, and then said, "The minister is here!" Your Majesty commanded. There was a resolute look of resoluteness, as if Liu Hanshao was now asking him to kill Wang Yun, and he was also looking for a knife.

Liu Hanshao finally understood, why Cao Cao always likes to answer the phone, probably this is the legendary "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao to", look at your baby's unlucky name, it's really rude!

"Quick, go and call Liu Ji and the third child, and block the eldest princess."

"What should the prince do?"

"Find a few people and pour them wine!"

Liu Hanshao said while running, but Cao Cao was still not at ease, and chased after him and asked, "Your Majesty, what are you going to do?" ”

"Pee!"

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In late October, after a meeting and study it was decided that the Han Zheng Army set up a former enemy marshal department, with Gao Jie as the former enemy marshal, and Xun You accompanied the army counselor to Hedong to quell the rebellion. At the same time, a supreme command was set up, and Liu Hanshao was in charge of the dispatch to ensure the supply of the front.

Liu Hanshao also mentioned it before, wanting to personally lead the team and drive the expedition in person, but there was no support, and the discussion meeting almost opened a batch fighting meeting. Liu Hanshao had no choice but to give up, and of course, his bookkeepers couldn't travel with him.

The units under the former enemy marshal's headquarters are: the 1st Brigade, the headquarters of the high section; 2nd Brigade, Chun Yu Qiong Division; Fifth Brigade, Zhao Yunbu; 6th Brigade, Huaxiong Division; Ninth Brigade, Liu Pi's Division; Tenth Brigade, Wu Kuangbu.

Originally, Liu Hanshao wanted to wait for the New Year and let the army go out when the spring flowers were blooming, but the situation in Hedong was rapidly eroding, Niu Fulian was defeated, and the Xiliang army was disheartened, and even the whole team of soldiers fled together.

Perhaps it rained a lot in the autumn, but now it is dry and cold, and there is no snow, but fortunately, the new military uniforms have cotton clothes and cotton pants, as well as the enthusiasm of the soldiers who went out to fight. On the contrary, the generals who were left behind were wilting one by one, as if they had lost the opportunity to kill the enemy and make meritorious contributions, and they had suffered a great loss. Especially Lu Bu, as a relative, called "uncle, uncle" all day long, which annoyed Liu Hanshao to death.

Looking at Gao Jie, whose face was full of scars, this once famous general was also the first marshal he set up, and the battle of Hedong was about whether he could be resurrected with full blood, and whether the chair under his ass was stable.

took off the saber and handed it to Gao Jie, Liu Hanshao pretended to be relaxed and said: "Since Hedong is not obedient, you go and help my brother beat them well." ”

This saber is a little different from the one given to Xi Zhicai, perhaps inspired by Liu Hong's Zhongxing sword, or "following the local customs", Liu Hanshao's saber also has an inscription, called "Daxing", pretending: Daxing knife.

solemnly took the Daxing sword, saluted Liu Hanshao, Gao Jie didn't joke, looked at the saber given by Han Shao in his hand, and said in a deep voice: "Commander...... Hangu is dangerous, and the safety of Jingshi is ...... Be sure to take precautions. ”

It was still when the Yellow Turban was in trouble, and the eight customs captains were set up to defend Luoyang. Among them, Hangu Pass is in the west of Luoyang, out of the pass even if it is "Guanxi", it is Jing Zhaoyin, Zuo Fengyi, Right Fufeng, and the place of three auxiliaries. If Gao Jie was really worried about the safety of Luoyang, he should have reminded Liu Hanshao to pay equal attention to the eight passes, but now just mentioning Hangu Pass is a point.

It is true that there are Han Sui and Ma Teng in the west, but there is also the Han Army God Emperor Fu Song. Now, it is Huangfu Song who guards the land of Sanfu, and he is the one of Gaojie...... Maybe it should be said that it is Fu Xie's old superior to be accurate. When the Yellow Turban was exterminated, Fu Xie was Huangfu Song's protector Sima, if the current Gao Jie was to ask Liu Hanshao to guard against Han Sui and Ma Teng, there was nothing inconvenient to say directly, looking at his appearance of wanting to speak and stopping, it could only show that what he was worried about was precisely this former old superior.

Looking at the Han Dynasty, in addition to Liu Hanshao's newly established Han Zheng Army, the only one with heavy troops and the strongest military strength is Huangfu Song, at least on the surface, it seems like this. In fact, Gao Jie is not the first person to remind Liu Hanshao to guard against Huangfu Song, the first person is the little fox who looks at it, Guo Jia.

"Senior Brother Zhicai's plan for His Majesty is to stabilize Kansai and look down on Kanto, right? Qindi in Guanxi, the people are fierce, and it is indeed good to be able to stand here. But Your Majesty, there is still a big nail in the wedge here, or ...... Let Xiao Chen pull it out for you! ”

Will the dignified Han Army God Emperor Fu Song become a nail?

Liu Hanshao really can't say it, the history books only say how Huangfu Song is invincible and how loyal to the Han family, but how much of the truth is in the history books? The only thing that can make Liu Hanshao feel a little comforting is that he also wedged a nail there, and it is poisonous.