Chapter 115: The Imam at the Wedding

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Originally, Liu Hanshao didn't want to start a "tearing war" with these Aiqing so early, first, his ass was not yet stable; Second, there is really no extra energy and ink with them, just a bunch of things in the Han Zhengjun are enough to be busy.

There is also one most important question, Liu Ji and Ren Hongchang have both seen Ma Jun's group wedding, and they think that they can also have a unique new wedding. For a woman like Liu Hanshao, it is natural to find a way to meet this small, but can make the female babies talk about their lifelong requirements.

But now that there are sisters and sisters on one side, who want to play like this, and on the other hand, everyone Aiqing, who stands up and cries and screams, jumping and jumping, what can Liu Hanshao do?

Can, pretend, cowardly!

The Aiqing people were still holding a petition meeting outside the Suzaku Gate of the South Palace, and Liu Hanshao and the people had already secretly held a wedding on the side of the North Palace, pretending not to know about the Aiqing at all.

This wedding is a little different from the last time, the Yong'an Palace in the northeast of the North Palace represents the mother's family, and the Maolong Garden in the northwest of the North Palace represents the in-law's family. Wen Ping and Lu Bu were asked to each come to the door with a welcoming team to marry, with gongs, drums, no cannons, flowers, horses, and sedan chairs.

Right! There is just no sedan chair. The bride has to carry the bride on the horse himself, and then lead the horse himself and bring the wife back.

Compared with the group of best men in the mother-in-law's family who play with guns and knives all day long, the formation on the mother's side is too weak, only Liu Xie, Snoopy, and Shrek who pees his pants at every turn. Later, Liu Hanshao ordered Zhao Yun and Wenhui to be brought over to serve as his mother's family members to be strong. Wen Hui was still unhappy, saying that his own brother got married, how did he become his mother's family? Liu Hanshao slowly lowered his raised foot and roared: "Does your brother have a big brother and a big sister?" ”

As the highest representative of his mother's family, Liu Hanshao sat in the high hall, and Lu Bu and Wen Ping came to serve tea one after another, only to hear Lu Bu say happily: "Uncle, drink tea!" Liu Hanshao coughed for a while. Then I heard Wen Ping say in a whisper: "Sister...... Brother-in-law, drink tea, ......" Liu Hanshao directly sprayed the tea on their faces.

Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, oh grin. What's going on, who's with whom?

put on an old-fashioned look, only to hear Liu Hanshao say: "Xiaobu, the third child, you are all people with wives in the future, you must remember that your wife will be loved, spoiled, and loved when she marries home." But do you know how to love your wife, spoil your wife, and love your wife? For example, if your wife wants to go shopping, you will accompany you left and right; My wife wants to buy a bag, and you hurry up and pay for it; My wife feels cold, so you take off your clothes......"

Wen Ping suddenly asked curiously and innocently, "What are you doing with your clothes?" ”

Liu Hanshao immediately shouted: "Put it on your wife!" What else do you want to do? ”

Wen Ping nodded again and again, knelt down, and looked like he was being taught.

I only heard Liu Hanshao say again: "My wife's leftovers must be eaten, because it's not good to waste food; Housework must be done in a hurry, because men who can't do it are unproductive; When my wife is tired, she has to pinch her shoulders and beat her back, when my wife is sleepy, she has to make a bed cover, and if my wife wants to wash her feet, she has to hurry up to fetch water......"

Lu Bu couldn't help it, frowned and said, "Uncle, what do I think, what you said...... Cheap ......"

Liu Hanshao suddenly patted Lu Bu's shoulder, and said earnestly: "This is not cheap, this is love!" ”

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Before going out, Ren Hongchang turned around suddenly, walked to Du Niang's side, and bowed deeply. After more than ten years of emotion, I can't say that I am more like a mother and daughter, or more like a sister. Although Ren Hongchang is now a princess, she has been taken care of by Du Niang before, and this worship may be unruly, but it is reasonable. The moment she lowered her head, the tears that had been shining in her eyes finally rolled down, Du Niang hurriedly supported Ren Hongchang, helped her wipe her tears and said: "Silly Xiaohong, today is your big day, you can't cry, you can't cry......" said so, but Du Niang herself couldn't help tears.

picked up the new daughter-in-law, came out of Yong'an Palace, crossed the North Palace, and returned to Maolong Garden...... finally worshipped heaven and earth and changed the ring, but when he was drinking the wine, Wen Ping suddenly said coldly: "Drinking in the army, ten rods, twenty drunk; The one who takes the lead will be doubled with the rod and confined for three days! ”

Lu Bu next to him had already raised his glass, almost poured the wine into his mouth, and when he heard Wen Ping's words, he hurriedly put down the wine glass again, and his little heart was so frightened that he "plopped up". Someone said in their hearts, isn't this baby a little stupid? Wang Naohao is the best man, so he stood under the wedding platform and secretly reprimanded Wen Ping.

"Third child, don't look for trouble, you will get married by yourself today."

Liu Ji was about to cry, but Wen Ping was still unmoved, and he didn't dare to look at her, just staring at the glass of wine.

It is true that the place where the wedding was held was the Dragon Garden, but it had been demarcated to the Beibi Military Academy. Wen Ping recited military regulations at this time, and the lively atmosphere was stagnant, and the embarrassment quickly spread to the audience.

Liu Hanshao jumped up to Xitai and came to Wen Ping's side, Wen Ping immediately got up, stood upright, and the pestle was straight, like a lump of wood. Originally, Liu Hanshao wanted to kick Wenpin, but when he saw this situation, the fire in his stomach suddenly dissipated.

"The third ...... You're doing it right! The wedding was organized by my brother and was not well thought out. ”

Seeing Liu Hanshao jumping up, Wen Ping was ready to be beaten, but he didn't expect Liu Hanshao to criticize himself, so he muttered: "Big brother, I ......"

Liu Hanshao stopped Wen Ping's words, turned around and announced loudly to the generals of the Han Zheng Army who were pretending to be his mother-in-law's family: "From this moment on, the commander of the 11th Brigade, Wen Ping, will temporarily take the post of Inspector and Patriarch of the Han Zheng Army!" ”

Because of one word, he became the overseer. There was an uproar in the audience, some were envious, some were jealous, and some wanted to congratulate Wen Ping, but they were embarrassed to squeeze over.

Yuan Shao regretted not falling, shook his head again and again, and said secretly: It's not that I can't use this military regulation, why didn't I say it earlier?

Xun Yu said with emotion: "The chief of cultural tourism is loyal, and my generation is not as good as it." ”

Cao Cao also agreed and said: "This son will be my Han general in the future!" ”

Wang was already anxious under the stage, and secretly asked Liu Hanshao, "Boss, what's going on now?" If you really don't allow you to drink, these rough people won't have to make a fuss? ”

Liu Hanshao thought for a while and said loudly: "Brothers, help reach out and carry the wedding banquet to the garden!" ”

With Liu Hanshao's order, some of the so-called guests lifted the table and some moved chairs. There is no need to be polite to these people, except for the generals of the Han Zhengjun, who are the old people in the mountains in the north, and even the old village chief Liu Dagen is also invited.

Out of the scope of the Beibi Military Academy, the place of Maolong Garden is still large, and the scenery is beautiful, the water is sparkling, and it is the color of the South Park. Some of the wedding feasts were placed in the pavilion, some were placed on the lawn, and some were placed outside the temple, but they let them eat wild fun.

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The Aiqing outside the Suzaku Gate finally got the letter, the princess has already married, why didn't she see the honor guard around the city? Under the leadership of Wang Yun, the bewildered Aiqing rushed to the Dragon Garden one after another, but some of them didn't move. Yuan Kui sighed, turned around and wanted to leave, Xun Shuang hurriedly asked, "Where is Mrs. Yuan?" ”

Yuan Kui said helplessly: "Where else can I go?" When the princess gets married, it is natural to prepare a congratulatory gift. ”

"Shall we ...... That's it? ”

Don't look at Xun Shuang's fame, he hasn't been in officialdom before, and he can't even understand the basic rudder. What he was most angry about was actually his nephew and grandson, who had been messing around with the emperor for less than two days, and all of them had shaved their heads.

Seeing that Yuan Kui was gone, Xun Shuang also shook his head and left, Yang Biao said incomprehensibly: "The prince is old and spicy, and Jiang Gui is sexual." Then, too, gone.

Saying that Wang Yun is spicy, it is better to say that he has been popular recently. Don't look at Taifu and Sangong, all of them are famous and important, but they are basically fictitious, and the real person in charge is his Shang Shuling, but he can't see the emperor at all, and he doesn't know what the emperor is busy with all day. Suddenly, one day, Wang Kuang took the edict and said that he wanted to set up a chengguan brigade, and then Zheng Tai took the edict and said that he wanted to establish a medical school, and said that after his younger brother arrived in Beijing, he would build another polytechnic college.

The effect of the chengguan brigade was good, Wang Kuang led a group of people, carrying sticks, day and night, patrolling the streets, and the ruffians, hooligans, and petty thieves in the city stopped a lot, and the people gradually settled down. But as soon as Zheng Tai put the edict down, he led a group of people to go straight to Taixue, built a wall in the middle of Taixue, and directly broke Taixue. He also said that His Majesty said that it is necessary to make the best use of things, and not to rebuild and waste.

Taixue is outside the Kaiyang Gate in the southeast of Luoyang City, with 240 rooms and 1,850 rooms, which can accommodate tens of thousands of Taixue students. It's a pity that such a brilliant Taixue gradually declined with the turmoil of the world, and when Dong Zhuo was in turmoil, it was simply suspended. Now Zheng Tai wants to set aside half of it to establish a medical school and a polytechnic college, although it is still half for Taixue, but it is only half!

Wang Yun and Zheng Tai were anxious, Zheng Tai pretended to be cowardly, and deduced that His Majesty asked him to do it, and he was just acting on the edict. Wang Yun went to find Liu Hanshao, Liu Hanshao played peek-a-boo, went to Yong'an Palace to find it, and said that the emperor was in the Dragon Garden, went to the Dragon Garden to find it, and said that the emperor was in the barracks, and he was blocked from entering the barracks. He also said, "The emperor is not allowed to enter when he comes!" Wang Yun was furious and asked who dared to say such a rebellious bastard, did he want to rebel? The answer was that the emperor said it himself. Because there is no emperor in the army, only a commander-in-chief.

Shang Shuling should be in this position, as if he was a reporter, and it was strange that Wang Yun was not popular. A group of Aiqing rushed to the Dragon Garden in a menacing manner, and sure enough, they were blocked by the Yanyun Guards again. Wang Yun was furious, and was about to lead the Aiqing people to rush into the Dragon Garden, Wei Guangzheng just pushed out the sword in his hand halfway, and said coolly, "Trespassers, there is no mercy!" Then, on the "wood has" then.

Coincidentally, Cao Cao sneakily appeared in the garden, and it didn't look like a serious thing. Wang Yun stood at the gate of the park and shouted, "Cao Mengde! "Scared Cao Cao out.

Cao Cao looked left and right, as if he had finally seen Wang Yun, walked over with his hands in a hurry, and asked, "Wang Lingjun, has it always been good?" ”

"I'm good for your grandmother! What about our knives? ”