After listening to my self-defeating words, Dacao couldn't even stop laughing!

I looked at the smiling grass and said, "Okay! Just laugh and forget it! If you continue to laugh, be careful of dislocated jaws! ”

After I said this, I saw that Dacao finally forcibly held back a smile, and then I said to her, "Eh! Where did you get all these markers? I don't remember taking it out, huh? ”

After hearing me ask her this, Dacao replied to me, "'Marker'? Oh! You mean that! Dacao took out a black marker and shook it in front of me.

When she saw me nodding, she stretched out her hand and pointed to the co-pilot's position, and said, "This! It was found there when we were packing up the gold last night, and the young grandmother broke off the seats there! There's a box full of that! ”

"What? You mean, the co-pilot's seat~ was broken off by the award? Unarmed? I asked, surprised, not even remembering to study why the box of markers was there!

"yes!" Dacao nodded, but when I thought that the chair with my bare hands was an award~ I was suddenly not surprised! That's right! This thing used to hold me with one hand and still be able to fly the eaves and walk the wall, I estimate the force value of the award, and it may even be higher than that Zou Rushui! So she just broke the chair with her bare hands and screwed it onto the floor! Why am I so surprised......

"Hmmm! Okay, I know, okay, don't laugh, let's go, let's go out to dinner together! You don't know how fragrant the porridge I boiled this time! I said to the grass that was still smiling. I'm not going to dwell on these questions anymore, isn't my face a little darker? Think of it as if you just made it perfect black! Anyway~ Forget it, I don't want to think about it, it's in vain to think about it! Oily marker~ It's hopeless......

After I walked out of the RV with Dacao, I saw that everyone had already started to eat, and after painting and seeing me come out, he looked up at me~ and then this product sprayed rice directly...... It's three or four meters away! It's a person who has practiced!

After painting and spraying rice, he put down the dishes and chopsticks and pointed at me and laughed: "Haha! Little Black Black! You're really 'black'! Ha ha! You~ Are you going to laugh at me? While smiling, she walked over and reached out to my face, and then rubbed it vigorously with her fingertips, and saw that the place where she had rubbed it had not faded at all, and then she smiled even more happily......

"This damn marker pen really won't fade!" Seeing that the paintings were almost rolling on the ground with laughter, I scolded myself unhappily.

Finally, under everyone's ridicule, breakfast is over! Dacao and Xiaoling also came over again, then looked at the completely dark skin on my face, and then asked me worriedly, 'When the hell will this go down!' And 'Is there a way to wash it down quickly!' Seeing that the two of them cared so much about me, my mood improved a little, and then I wanted to go back to the mall to find laundry detergent, shower gel, and dishwashing products, and then try to see if I could wash off the traces of these oily markers.

It's a pity that when I found these from the mall, I still couldn't wash off the black, and after these three kinds of washing, I was depressed to find that the black seemed to have penetrated into the skin! This black skin looks even more natural! It's no different from the skin of the two Kunlun slaves in my house! And the awards, awards, and paintings, after discovering this change in me, smiled even more happily......

"Alas! It's over, this time we can only wait for time! I depressedly threw the laundry detergent, tableware and shower gel in my hand into the trash, and said depressedly.

But the only thing that makes me happy is that although my face and upper body are blackened now, my body in the mall is still white and flawless, without a trace of being painted!

If I'm tired of looking black, I'll be able to look in the mirror in the mall and look at myself, which should give me a little comfort! I think so......

Just as I was comforting myself, I came over with the painting in my hand, still holding the big pot in my hand when I was boiling porridge in the morning, and in it was half of the porridge with preserved eggs and lean pork that we had left. After shaking the pot at me, he said, "Little Heihei! Hehe! Isn't it time to call you 'black, black, black'! ”

Hearing him laugh at the painting, I said angrily: "Come less, don't you see what I'm annoying about?" Tell me something! ”

"Oh! It's okay, I just want to ask, don't you want the leftover porridge? Can I take it back and give it a taste of the stinky water? ”

"Well, take it!"

"Huh! I knew you were the best! Oh yes, you said you were going to us today, when are you going! My sister~ Stinky water is still waiting for you! The painter said happily with the pot in his hand.

Hearing what I said, I thought of going back to Zou Rushui again. After all, I promised it yesterday! Then I nodded, and was about to say yes to the painting, and told her to go now. Suddenly, a hand slapped directly on my back, which directly startled me, and then the voice of the award came out from behind me, saying, "Xiao Hei! Where are you going? I'll go too! ”

As soon as I turned around, I saw the award standing behind me with a curious expression. After thinking about it for a while, I felt that the 'Tower of Reversal' I went to was not a dangerous place anyway, and there were a lot of strange scenery there, so it didn't hurt if I went with the prize! Moreover, when I thought of the award, I could protect me~ And she is much more reliable than yesterday's Yuan Fang and Dugumou!

Thinking of this, I nodded, then looked at the painting and asked, "Painting!" Then I'll take me~ my wife with me, is it convenient for you to see? ”

"Ma'am? She's your wife? Painting pointed to the award with a shocked face, and then didn't care about getting my reply, so he asked directly to the award: "You~ You are his wife?" ”

"Yes! What's wrong? "Seeing the incredible face of the painting, I was also curious!

"Ahh It's okay, I'm just curious! You~ How did you fall in love with this ugly, stupid and cowardly person? Drawing asked curiously.

But when she asked, I was upset: "Hey! What do you mean? Where am I ugly, where am I stupid, and where am I cowardly! Don't frame me! Beware of me accusing you of slander! ”

"Don't interject!" The award directly interrupted my words with a slap, and I actually had a lot of dissatisfaction with the words I wanted to ask the painting, how could she look at me like this? Isn't that underestimating me? I'm so kind to her, I let her eat two of my meals! And I gave her a lot of snacks and said~ She said this about me, I was very unhappy!

But the prize didn't have this idea, and after a slap on the back of my head interrupted me, the prize directly smiled at the painting and said, "Yes! Xiao Hei is indeed like this~" Wait? Why did you just admit it? Don't you refute her? She's slandering you and me! You contradict her! You can even do it! But you just recognize it. What does that mean?

The award didn't notice the crazy swiping in my heart at all, and just continued to calmly say to the painting: "Although he is like this, but after all, Xiao Hei is also my husband!" This is what my family means, and~" The award said this, and deliberately looked at me affectionately, I saw her look at me like this, I quickly straightened my chest, and thought in my heart, 'It's better to award the award, it's not good for her in vain!'" Worthy of my wife! 'That's the case. But what I didn't expect was that the next words of the award would directly make my good mood disappear!

"Actually, he~ his cooking is really delicious!"

“……！？” I and I were confused by this sentence! Could it be that in the heart of the award, I am actually a chef?

"Haha! Prize sister, you're really right! Drawing then nodded with satisfaction: "Okay!" Then you all come, although we are not welcome there~ Eh! It's not in contact with ordinary people, but since you're Xiao Heihei's wife, you're not an outsider! ”

In the end, even my maids clamored to go together, and they all agreed!

I looked at the expression of welcoming everyone in my heart, and complained depressedly!

"Aren't you called gods? Didn't you say that you wouldn't touch mortals? Isn't it called seclusion? Why are you so generous all of a sudden! Anyone can go! ……”

But I didn't say the complaint in my heart, after all, I was afraid that this would offend everyone at the same time!

It's really out of line, so I have to agree that everyone is over, but since everyone is going, can I also drive the RV 'Xuanjia Iron Award' over together? You can only drive to the front of the volcano level, but that's not bad!

"Oh yes!" After I planned to drive, and I agreed to the suggestion, I suddenly thought of another question, and then I took out the yellow paper note that Zou Rushui gave me yesterday from my pocket, and then asked the painting: "You see how this is used!" When I came out yesterday, I couldn't see your entrance! And I experimented for a long time, but I didn't find out how to use this yellow paper talisman. Will you teach me? ”

"You don't even know how to use runes? And how do you cast your spells? Oh yes, you're ~ Okay, I know, this is actually very simple, you just need to wet it, and you can use it! Drawing explained, but she seemed to pause in the middle, as if to say that there was something special about me.

But forget it, I think since I can't explain the painting, there must be some secret! I'm a little curious, but it's not important right now!

"Can this be used with water?" I stretched out my tongue curiously, and I wanted to lick it with my tongue, so that I could dip it in water~ Although it was saliva~ But after seeing my appearance, I quickly reached out and snatched the yellow paper talisman from my hand, and then she looked at me like an idiot and said, "Hey! You're sick! Want to use saliva? Didn't you know that this rune was made with powder with Bliss mushrooms added to it? Do you want to be poisoned by the Elysium mushroom again? I didn't bring the antidote! ”

“……！？” I was amazed to see the yellow paper note that she had snatched away. I was shocked, this thing was actually made with Bliss mushroom powder? Wouldn't that be dangerous!

Fortunately, after hearing our conversation, Dacao helped me get a glass of water, and then I stood outside the car door, and then after wetting the yellow paper charm with water, I thought about it and stuck it on my head~ Just like the zombies in the old Hong Kong film!

"Haha! Tickled me to death. You don't have to stick to the door of your head, it's not a 'corpse talisman'! This is just a guide talisman, you just have to hold it in your hand! Drawing looked at me and laughed.

But listening to what she means, there is really a 'corpse talisman'? Isn't that thing the same kind of runic paper that I saw in the old Hong Kong movie with the zombie on the door of the head? Well! I had a chance to ask her when I got back. However, when I took the yellow paper talisman off my head, I glanced into the middle of the school yard and found that the building that looked like a turret had indeed appeared in front of me.

"Wow! It's really amazing! I exclaimed to myself, what kind of principle is this? But I thought that Zou Rushui seemed to have said that this entrance here seems to be using a potion mixed with Bliss mushroom powder, and it is constantly sprayed to protect this Tower of Babel from being discovered! And I said that this rune is also mixed with the powder of the Elysium mushroom, and then I think of the medicinal effect of the Elysium mushroom that can make people hallucinate...... I quickly seemed to understand the function of this yellow paper talisman in general! This yellow paper charm is probably the antidote to that defensive powder!

After I figured it out, I put the yellow paper charm back in my pocket and looked at the middle of the school yard, and sure enough, the building was gone again, and now it looked like an empty school yard again...... Hehe! It's exactly what I thought!

I helped everyone to pack up all the belongings that we had taken out of the camp here for the past two days, and together with the maids, put them back in the tent on the side of the road, and we were able to clean up here. (The tent on the side of the road is the one I used to install the '5D film equipment pod'.)

Finally, after I arranged for everyone to get on the bus, I put on the yellow paper charm again, started the RV 'Xuanjia Iron Award', and drove towards the turret-like building that appeared in my sight again!

After all, my RV has been specially modified and reinforced! When I got to the gate of the Tower of Reversal, I drove through the hidden gate and drove into the passage......

"Haha! Zou Rushui, I'm a guest again! ”