Chapter 204: 222 The aftermath of graffiti on other people's faces!
"What? I? Shrink? "I was taken aback by the words of Dacao and the prize, and I didn't even feel happy looking at the graffiti on the faces of these two people.
Scratching his head, he walked over to me with a puzzled face, then put his arm around my shoulder, stretched out his hand, gestured above my head, and said, "Yes! You've really shrunk! You see, you came to me ......" The prize slowly moved the palm of the hand from the top of my head to her mouth, and then continued, "It was to my nose!" You see, it's only now in my mouth~ You're really short! ”
In addition, the grass also came over, and then reached out and gestured above my head, which also said that I had indeed become shorter!
"Shorter?" I was shocked when I heard what they both said! I didn't realize it at all, but the two of them obviously saw the graffiti on each other's faces, but they still looked very calm. All I have left in my mind now is the shock of my shrinking body.
"Go and look in the mirror! Look at what the hell you're going on! "After seeing the first shock, the award was shocked and then suggested to me.
"That's right! I'm going to look in the mirror! After I said this, I didn't care about anything, so I ran straight to the bathroom in the car, and I didn't even notice that the drawing at the table was cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks and was secretly winking at me...... Of course, I didn't notice that the prize and the grass looked at each other meaningfully!
When I ran back to the car, I ran straight to the bathroom, closed the door and looked in the mirror.
"Huh? I can't seem to see it this way! "I looked left and right in the mirror in the bathroom, and although I felt that I did feel a little abnormal today, I probably hadn't fully gotten used to seeing my body, and I really didn't see any signs of getting shorter. But both the prize and the grass said so, and when I looked in the mirror, it seemed that something was really abnormal.
"By the way, I'll go back to the mall!" I thought that the makeup mirror in the bathroom was indeed a little small, maybe because of this, so I went straight back to the mall again, and then ran briskly to the fitting room in the clothing area. There are all large floor-to-ceiling mirrors, so you should be able to see if you have really shrunk!
But when I ran to the fitting room, I didn't notice that I had shrunk in the mirror! After all, the body I have now is not the body I have looked at for thirty years in my previous life, but the way I was when I was young again, and since I crossed over, I really haven't looked at myself very carefully except for the first time when I looked in the mirror and found that my body had become younger! I really hadn't noticed how tall I was! Although I know that I must be much shorter than in my previous life~ After all, my current body is only a thirteen-year-old child! And it's still in the kind of state before it develops, thin and small......
At this moment, I suddenly felt some itching on my face and body, but I knew that there were no mosquitoes or anything here! So after just casually looking in the mirror and not realizing anything unusual on my face, I didn't care about the faint itching sensation.
"Oh yes! I can find some clothes from that number that I wore the other day and try them out! Then I don't know if I've really shrunk! When I thought about this, I didn't care about the faint itching sensation on my body, and then quickly ran over to the outdoor counter. After all, the clothes I wore a while ago were all stretchy! Only the first time I rode to chase Xiaoling, the hiking suit I wore was tight-fitting. So I'm going to find that one again, put it on and try it, and then I'll know if I've shrunk or not!
"Hmmm! After all, when I wore the smallest size at that time, the size was just right, and if it really shrunk, it should have become bigger! ”
When I quickly ran to the outdoor counter, I pulled out the warm hiking suit I was wearing, and then put it on and tried it on......
"I'll go! I've really shrunk! "I looked at the clothes that originally fit, but now they are directly one size bigger, and then they are swaying on my body, I finally know that I have really shrunk!
After scratching my ears and cheeks and being depressed for a long time, I suddenly thought of a possibility: Could it be that the refresh of this mall is not priceless! After all, if this refresh is reset once, it is actually equivalent to a lot of extra products out of thin air!
"Huh! Could it be~ In fact, the refresh and reset of the mall consumes my body? "I thought about it, but I thought about it, let alone refresh it at other times. Let's just talk about last night's refresh, this refresh alone is equivalent to having enough reserve food for all the people of the Yin-Yang School to eat together for a long time out of thin air, not to mention other snacks and drinks that were consumed and eaten by my maids, oh yes, and those pig's heads and other cooked meats that I sold outside Hangu Pass! When you calculate this, even if it is only converted into cash, it is a lot of money, let alone calculated by weight.
Oh, by the way, and I lost a cash cart and a big box of cash in it......
If I think about it this way, I feel that the idea that this mall is consuming my body is unreliable, after all, I have shrunk not much! No matter how you calculate it, it is definitely not as valuable as the goods that flow out of the mall......
"Huh! That's what the hell is going on! "However, I thought about the imprint on the body I was in the mall after the crack in the mall, and there were actually scars! And I've tested it, and it's very likely that this mall is actually in my body......
"Forget it, shrink and shrink! It's a big deal that I'll eat more delicious food when I go back, and then exercise more to see if I can grow back! I shook my head and decided not to think about it anymore, after all, it was something I couldn't control or understand! But thinking of the connection between my body and the mall, I suddenly recalled the strange idea that I once had in Zou Rushui's territory, 'I really want to eat all the volcanoes', so it seems that the imprint in my body and this mall, in fact, there are still many, many secrets!
In addition, when I thought of what happened in the Tower of Reversal, I suddenly remembered that when I was in a hurry to run to the bathroom, ready to see if I had shrunk or not, Zou Ruhua seemed to have cast a look at me several times! But I was in a hurry to look in the mirror, so I paid full attention to it, and I only think about it now.
"Huh! What exactly does the color this painting mean when it was applied to me? Do you want me to go back and ask her now? I said suspiciously, but after saying this, I remembered again the abnormality of the award and the grass just now.
"Huh! That's right! The graffiti on the faces of Dacao and the award just now~ I just remember laughing at them secretly, but I didn't expect that since these two got up together, they shouldn't be able to see the graffiti on each other's faces! Could it be~"
Only then did I realize that the two of them had behaved abnormally just now, and these two should not be able to see the graffiti on each other's faces! But why did these two pretend to be completely fine? It's weird! Moreover, both of them got up first, so neither of them noticed the graffiti on the faces of the other people on the bed!
"It's broken! I seem to have been fooled! "I just connected these weird things just now, and then I realized that this award and Dacao's abnormal behavior must have a purpose! Are they ready to fight back against me?
Thinking of this, I couldn't care about the shrinkage of my own body anymore, I directly reached out and pressed the red mark on my chest, and then traveled back to Datang again, and I immediately understood why the award and Dacao's abnormal behavior were. They are going to trick me back to the mall, and then take advantage of my body being asleep and powerless to resist, and then they are ready to fight back and take revenge on me!
As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw that my body that was standing in the bathroom had been transferred to the bed by them, and I didn't even notice the abnormality of their transfer of me! You know, although I traveled back to the mall, my body in Datang was actually in a state of sleep and snoring. But even if I am in the physical body of Hu Luo, and the soul passes through the mall, I can actually feel that this body in Datang is actually sentient! Also, some of the voices will come to my ears, and then I can hear them from the mall!
This time, however, I didn't feel anything out of the ordinary, and I didn't hear any unusual sounds, but they still got me out of the bathroom and threw me on the bed. And after opening my eyes carefully, I found that my body had been graffiti by everyone's revenge. I took a closer look and shouted, "I'll go!" You're going too far, aren't you? It was actually drawn with a marker? You're not afraid that after I can't wash it off, you won't be laughed to death by everyone when you go out! ”
But I found out that after I finished shouting. It's completely useless! All of these maids, except for the little ones who were outside to clean up the tables and chairs, surrounded me, and I even saw the markers that each of them was holding in their hands! They~ Didn't they draw enough? I saw that the award showed a feeling of unfinished thinking and stared at me~ This product is not going to be graffiti for me once!
I looked down and saw that my body was full of pictures of various animals, and there were a lot of words on my body, so if I looked at it, except that the handwriting was thicker and the animals were cuteer, it looked like a tattoo!
"Huh! Wait, they're all looking at me and smiling! I won't be painted on my face! "When I thought of this, I quickly jumped out of bed, and then rushed to the bathroom, and then I saw in the mirror the appearance of my face being graffitied, and the revenge of these maids is so heavy!
"Hey! You've gone too far, aren't you? How can anyone draw a dragon on their face! Moreover, there is an inscription! Who did this? I don't know if only criminals tattoo words on their faces! I shouted to everyone in frustration.
"Humph! Who made you so bold as to dare to paint on our faces. I didn't kill you because I won the award, so you can be considered lucky! Xiao Lizi replied to me with her waist crossed.
In addition, Xiaocao also said to me: "Young master! The one on your face isn't a dragon, you're not a royal family, if you draw a dragon, you'll even be affected by us! And, hey, hey! Don't you think that if you have this big centipede on your face, it will be even more powerful! "So this isn't a dragon on my face! But when you think about it, it's easy to understand! After all, it is still a feudal dynasty, and if you draw a dragon on your face, it seems to be no different from rebellion!
After a long day of arguing, I finally decided that everyone forcibly pressed their heads, and then apologized to everyone one by one, and asked me to clean them with my own hands......
"Humph! I don't want you to be like you and sign with a marker pen that can't be washed off! I said helplessly.
But everyone didn't appreciate it. I still continued to hold all kinds of watercolor pens, and then scribbled all over my face! I even gave up resisting!
When they had drawn enough again, I looked in the mirror and realized that I was almost a man of wraps! It's all black! And physically, too!
"All right! Satisfied! Then let's all go out to eat! I guess the porridge is ready! I sighed and said to the people who were still excited to continue graffiti. In addition, I found that the only little girl who was not scribbled on my face was also mixed in the crowd and filled in several strokes on me! It really hurts her for nothing!
Everyone heard that there was food outside, and Dacao was also very virtuous to help me prove and praise the big pot of porridge I boiled smelled very good, and everyone rolled their eyes at me one by one, and then they all walked out of the car door and went out to eat. Leaving only the grass, she tried to hold back her laughter, and then took a towel and soap, trying to wash off all the traces of marker pen scribbling on my face!
"Huh! Don't waste your efforts, I just found out that these are not water-soluble inks, I estimate that if you want to go down these traces, it will be estimated for a month! I looked in the mirror and looked at my completely blackened face, and then said to the grass.
I'm even darker than my two Kunlun slaves who stayed at home! It's pitch black!
"Alas, it's a big deal!" After I said it in a depressed voice, I decided that I would just break the jar! I'll go find a white marker again, and then draw a white crescent moon on the door of my head~ I'll just count on the COS old bag......