Chapter 159: The Zou clan transforms into Durala

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Zhang Xiu stared at Liu Hanshao tightly, his liver was plopping like a drum, and his eyes were about to pop out. To be honest, from the depths of Zhang Xiu's heart, it is natural that there are a thousand and ten thousand willingness, and even how many nights there are, dreaming of shame, all of them are dreams of the Zou family. But this kind of non-divisive thinking has to be secretly even thought, let alone spoken. If you say it, you will be humiliated to death, even if Zhang Xiu is not afraid of death, the Zou family will not dare to risk the disapproval of the world!

What exactly does Your Majesty mean? Humiliate me? Belittled me? If you think of me and do it, you will punish me?

I saw Zhang Xiu's little face change from red to white, and then from white to red, back and forth several times, and finally relieved his breath, his chest rose and fell violently, but he still couldn't speak.

Liu Hanshao was impatient, and shouted loudly: "Hurry up, if you want to think, if you don't want it, if you don't want it, you don't want to do it, what don't you dare to say?" ”

So, Zhang Xiu finally puffed up his breath and shouted loudly: "Think!" ”

What is this foul language called?

Think about how many pairs you have matched over the years? There are Shi Laodao and Du Niang, Ma Jun and Su Qi, Li Erwa and A Duo, as well as Xiaohong Sister and Lu Bu, Lao San and Xiao Ji...... Maybe my brother is not good at being an emperor, but if you open a marriage agency, the business will definitely be hot.

Therefore, Liu Hanshao can only quietly advise himself that an emperor who can't be a matchmaker is not a good big brother!

"We are brothers, your business is my brother's business, your wish is my brother's wish, your wife...... It's still your wife. ”

Although Liu Hanshao patted his chest and comforted Zhang Xiu, it was not easy to do this matter, and the first thing to pass was Zou's own level. If a nephew marries an uncle, and a woman serves her uncle and nephew for two generations, doesn't that become a barbarian? rashly brought it up, in case Zou felt that he had been humiliated, and his temperament was fiercer, he would dare to die directly in front of Liu Hanshao's eyes.

Moreover, it is the mouth of the world, the emperor is in this kind of thing, it is simply yellow mud falling into the crotch of his pants, although it is cool to Zhang Xiu, as well as the Zou family, but he has to be said to be absurd. To say that Liu Hanshao has not done anything unruly in the past, but those things basically do not touch "their interests", or even if the distribution of interests is changed, they are still put in the circle. But this time, on the surface, has nothing to do with them, but it is challenging the bottom line of human ethics and challenging their guidelines, and people who are not literate all over the world will come to scold themselves.

Ay...... What is the picture of tossing so much?

Therefore, Liu Hanshao decided to meet the legendary Zou first, listen to her own opinions, and then look at the situation, whether to persuade the Zou family to be bold, or persuade Zhang Xiu to die as soon as possible.

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The rumors are not groundless, Zou's ass is really big! The skirt is wide enough, but when worn on Zou's body, it is still difficult to hide the curves of that part. If you pull off the skirt, you will definitely see a super peach, or a huge grinding disc.

"Zhang Xiu, you can't marry your uncle! A nephew marrying an uncle is not the work of a son of man! Lost ......"

Seeing Zou for the first time, Cao Cao immediately angrily reprimanded Zhang Xiu. Liu Hanshao's brain is black, why did he bring this goods? Immediately covered Cao Cao's mouth, turned him back, and kicked him out.

However, Sun Jian also accosted him and said: "What Brother Meng De said is reasonable, Zhang Xiu, you are now His Majesty's favorite general, and you have a good future, but don't mistake others!" ”

So, Liu Hanshao kicked Sun Jian again.

It's a pity that Cao Mengde has already jumped back again, and said to Zhang Xiu with a kind face: "Xiu'er, you support your uncle, your filial piety is commendable, and you are deeply moved by your uncle." But you are about to go on an expedition, leaving your uncle and mother alone and widowed, how can you feel at ease! It's better to hand it over to your uncle and take care of it on your behalf......"

This time, without waiting for Cao Cao to finish speaking, Sun Jian, who jumped back, interjected and said: "Brother Mengde's family has a large population, and I am afraid that when there is a lack of care, it is better to let Uncle Jian take care of Xiu'er!" ”

Zhang Xiu turned from shame to anger, and was on the verge of outburst.

Didn't you say yes and come to me to ask for a kiss? Why did these two old bastards suddenly turn their faces? I also have an uncle, and an uncle takes advantage of me. If I stab these two old bastards to death now, I don't know what the consequences will be. No, not to mention that these two old bastards are not easy to be poked to death, even the two fat men at the door, I am afraid I won't be able to take any one of them.

looked at Xu Chu and Dian Wei, and their eyes looked inside! Zhang Xiu regretted it very much, and regretted it very much......

Originally, when he heard that the emperor had arrived, the Zou family was already confused, and then looked at these "bad silver and neurosis" brought by the emperor, and looked at them one by one, as if they were going to tear themselves apart, and they were already frightened and at a loss. has the heart to seek refuge in Zhang Xiu, and it is obvious that he can't help himself at this time. Thinking about seeking refuge from the emperor again, but with a woman's intuition, the little emperor didn't seem to be right when he looked at him.

Isn't there such a sentence "If you don't get drunk when you drink, everyone gets drunk", maybe you can change the sentence "If you don't get charming, everyone is obsessed". Zou was still kneeling on the ground because of the driver, scared as if he had seen a cat's mouse, how could he care about the charm, but these people seemed to show their original form one by one.

Let's just put it this way, this Zou makes people look at it and feel soft; Look twice, I want to feel sorry for her; After looking at it three times, I will feel that if I can't rectify it ruthlessly, I am sorry for her! What does this mean? Could it be that she was born with a ravaged temperament? No wonder Zhang Ji's dead ghost has quirks, even Liu Han didn't see it, and the thought of slapping that super peach a few times flashed in his head, it should be more enjoyable......

Heck, this little body that is growing day by day is getting more and more thoughtful. Liu Hanshao shook his head again and again, shook those messy thoughts out of his head, and suddenly yelled at Cao Cao and Sun Jian: "You all go out!" ”

Let's all go out, is Your Majesty going to do something good here?

What a little beast!

With a head of dirty water, Cao Cao and Sun Jian reluctantly walked out, probably Zhang Xiu and Cao Cao and Sun Jian thought about the same, although they were both shocked and angry, but they did not dare to disobey His Majesty's words, and walked out with their heads down, fortunately Liu Hanshao called him in time.

"Xiu'er, you stay."

To put it mildly, if he was really in the same room as the Zou family, he didn't know how these "old cows" would arrange themselves.

The room was finally quiet, and Zou sincerely saluted Liu Hanshao again.

"The surviving Zou family, bow to Your Majesty."

Zou doesn't have a chair here, so Zou and Zhang Xiu are both kneeling and sitting, Liu Hanshao will not be like this, sitting on a few other people's cases with a big grin, frowning and worried.

After thinking for a while, I only heard Liu Hanshao say: "Zou, I have a nurse, surnamed Du, my mother's family has no relatives, lonely, it happens to be similar to you, I intend to let you worship in her door and be sisters with her, so that you can take care of each other, I don't know what you think?" ”

Zhang Xiu's brain is a little straight, although His Majesty kept himself and didn't do anything like a beast, but, didn't he come to ask for his own marriage after saying it, why is it now looking for a sister for the nurse?

Your nurse's sister is also your nurse? Do you want to eat my aunt's milk?

Fortunately, although Zhang Xiu's brain is straight, he is not reckless, so he couldn't help but ask.

Zou said respectfully: "It is all up to Your Majesty to decide, and the servant will thank Your Majesty for your grace." ”

Zou was just stunned just now, don't think that if a woman is big, she will have less things. Du Niang is His Majesty's nursing mother, and being able to be a sister with her is equivalent to having a backer in the future. Zou only listened to it once, and already understood the trick, and even claimed to have changed it to a servant immediately.

"Hmm...... Duchen. ”

The Zou family was patronized and happy, and he was also secretly thinking, okay, why did His Majesty suddenly take such care of him, but he didn't understand what Liu Hanshao shouted.

Therefore, Liu Hanshao shouted again: "Dushi." ”

This time, I understand, since I have already worshiped Du Niang as my sister, of course I am also Du's. Zou immediately replied: "The maid is here." ”

Liu Hanshao's sad face finally had a smile, and he said again: "In the future, you will also be surnamed Du, and your name will be Lala." ”

In these years, after a woman gets married, she can no longer use her own name, and those who can use her name are undoubtedly noble people, so why does the Zou family care what "Lala" means, it sounds good or not, and immediately replied happily: "The servant knocks on Your Majesty for giving me the name." ”

Liu Hanshao said with satisfaction: "Lala, I have a brother, a Wuwei person, surnamed Zhang Mingxiu, who has not yet married a wife. I intend to betroth you to him, but I wonder what you want. Duche! ”

It was only at this time that Zhang Xiu finally understood that Liu Hanshao wanted to change the identity of the Zou family first, hide people's eyes and ears, and then propose to himself. Although it is a bit self-deceptive, taking off his pants and farting, but turning such a corner, this thing can be justified.

Even Zhang Xiu understands it, how can the Zou family not understand His Majesty's intentions? Although I don't know why Tian'en cares for him so much, His Majesty later said, "What do you think?" The inquiry was full of respect, and the care was understanding, and even the last heavy pronunciation and shouting of "Du Shi" fully named His Majesty's good intentions.

I don't know why, Zou suddenly felt sad and cried loudly.

Oh mom, the howl kept ringing out, and even Cao Cao and Sun Jian, who were driven out of the house, listened to it, looked at each other obscenely, and secretly thought to themselves, Your Majesty won't be in front of Zhang Xiu, what are you going to do with your aunt, right? What a beast!

Liu Hanshao and Zhang Xiu in the house were also numb, and they didn't know why Zou was crying, there was nowhere to coax, and there was no persuasion.

Liu Hanshao held back for a long time before he came up with a sentence: "Du, don't cry." ”

Okay, Zou is crying even harder!

Later, Liu Hanshao couldn't help it, suddenly slapped a few cases, and yelled: "Don't cry, shut up!" If you don't want to, you don't want to, brother didn't force you to get married, what is there to cry about? ”

After all, Zhang Xiu is still a confidant of the Zou family, knowing that she may be lamenting the sorrow of the past, but now she is crying with joy, and when she heard Liu Hanshao's words, she hurriedly defended her: "Your Majesty, she is not unwilling, she is not unwilling!" Then he urged Zou and said, "Tell Your Majesty quickly, quickly!" ”

Zou also knows that the opportunity is rare, if he really annoys His Majesty, and he is not allowed to marry Zhang Xiu, then he will cry for the rest of his life. So, while sniffling, he said intermittently: "Son, son...... Thank you, Your Majesty, God's grace...... The maid wishes...... Willing! ”

Sigh...... Liu Hanshao and Zhang Xiu breathed a sigh of relief. Looking at Zou's appearance at this time, who said that beauties are beautiful when they cry? Also pear blossoms with rain...... The face is also flowered, the eyes are swollen, and even the snot bubbles are coming out.

Liu Hanshao breathed a sigh of relief, seeing Zou like this, his little heart could finally be purified.