Northland Volume Chapter 158 A Huge Ass
Chapter 158: A Huge Ass
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The edict ordered Huangfu Song to return to Beijing and serve as the left commander of the military government; The edict ordered Duan Xuan to return to Beijing to report on his work and be appointed separately. The two edicts were issued at the same time, but Duan Xuan was in Huayin, and Huangfu Song was in Chencang, so it must have been Duan Xuan who received the edict first. Before that, the communications staff officer of the military government staff had already set off and went to Hongnong to send an order to make trouble for the king.
Before the construction of Tongguan was completed, Wang Haohao sent Zhang Liao to be a supervisor, and after receiving the secret order from the General Staff, he immediately invited Chen Ran to discuss. Xi Zhicai only said one meaning in the secret order, if Duan Xuan refused to obey the edict and returned to Beijing honestly, let Wang make trouble and solve him by force! In addition, he gave Wang Nao a pointer, and he could contact Jingzhao Gaixun to cooperate.
Gai Xun is a great loyal minister, and the key is to be a person who understands and takes into account the overall situation. When there was a rebellion in Liangzhou, Assassin Shi Zuochang took advantage of the conscription to intercept military funds and fill his pockets, but Gai Xun insisted on dissuading him. Zuo Chang was not happy, so he sent Gai Xun to garrison Ayang County, facing the rebels. thought that even if Gai Xun did not die in battle, he would definitely be defeated, and he could be executed by military law after he returned, but unexpectedly, Gai Xun fought many times and successfully held Ayang County. Later, Zuochang was besieged by the rebels in Ji County, and he had no plan to get out, so he was frightened, so he sent people to ask for help. Other generals were afraid of the rebels and did not dare to go, but Gai Xun led reinforcements to relieve the siege of Jixian County.
What's even more bullish is that once Gai Xun led the army to rescue Xia Yu, the captain of Huqiang, who was attacked by the elite cavalry of the rebels on both sides, and there were less than 100 people left after the beating, Gai Xun himself was injured in many places, and he still fought to the death, and yelled at the rebels: "Grandpa will die here today!" "There are many people in the rebels who have received the favor of Gai Xun and dissuaded everyone, saying that Gai Xun is a virtuous man, and if he kills him, he will be punished by God! After finishing the matter, Gai Xun didn't appreciate it, and scolded these rebels who spoke for him: "Dead and rebellious, you know a fart, come and kill your grandfather!" "Everyone was scolded and confused, and said in their hearts that this person is crazy? As a result, Gaixun was captured by the rebels, and he didn't dare to kill or stay, so he was sent back to Hanyang......
Chen Ran looked at the map, analyzed the current situation, and said cautiously: "Although we can contact Gai Fujun and bring in reinforcements, he has limited troops in his hands, which is not enough to cooperate with us to flank Duan Xuan left and right." In addition, let's go out of Tongguan and face Duan Xuan head-on, although we are sure to defeat it, but our own losses will not be small. Trouble, you need to think about this more carefully. ”
The king said with a big grin: "That's a certainty. If we only fight hard from the front, we will have to kick us swollen when we go back. My idea is this, since we built Tongguan, Duan Xuan has been guarding against us, if we send another brigade to Zhang Wenyuan, what will Duan Xuan do? ”
Chen Ran said frankly: "I will definitely be more nervous, and I have to send all his elite soldiers to Huayin to confront us." ”
"That's right!"
Wang stared at Chen Ran happily, looking like a teachable child, and said: "Then let's cross the river, first to the north, then to the west, from Pujin Pass Road to the past, and then to the south to cross Weishui." Then you go east, and together with Zhang Wenyuan, you will flank the elite troops who control Duan Xuan, and I will go west and go to Chang'an to catch Duan Xuan. ”
Chen Ran asked puzzledly, "How do you know that Duan Xuan will be in Chang'an?" ”
Wang made a fuss and said: "Because I think that Gaifujun may want to invite Duan Xuan to have a meal." Duan Xuan is suspicious by nature, now he is in a dilemma, Gai Fu Jun is famous, if he takes the initiative to invite Duan Xuan to dinner, he will definitely go, and beg Gai Fu Jun to show him a clear way. ”
Chen Ran nodded frequently, almost praising Wang for making trouble, and suddenly said seriously: "No! Let's take a detour to Pujin Pass, and we have to cross the river three times, the road is long and difficult, and it takes too much time. The edict messenger will definitely be much faster than us. In case a section of simmering receives an edict and refuses to accept it, he will inevitably react immediately. When the time comes, won't he be prepared, and we are unprepared? ”
Wang asked angrily: "What is the name of the place where Zhang Wenyuan guarded?" ”
Chen Ran said solemnly: "Tongguan." ”
Wang Naohao said very disdainfully: "That's it." The messenger of the edict went to the west, can he still fly over? Wouldn't it be enough to detain people and stay a few more days? ”
Chen Ran asked incredulously: "That's the messenger sent by the principal, you dare to deduct it?" ”
Wang shook his head again and again and said, "I don't dare, but I think Zhang Wenyuan dares." Guess which one he will choose, withholding the envoy or disobeying military orders? ”
Well, Chen Ran admits that there is nothing in this world that the king does not dare to do, anyway, even if the principal loses his temper, it is Zhang Wenyuan who wants to kick it. Now that this paragraph has been pinched and broadcast, you have to think about whether the plan behind it is perfect.
"Even if you dare to detain the envoy for a few days, our roundabout troops must reach it as soon as possible, and I suggest that we integrate the cavalry and horses of the whole division and ride out lightly. But we don't have so many cavalry, and we can't form two brigades. ”
"Do you want so much? It is enough to have a brigade. When the time comes, you take a cavalry brigade to Huayin, and I take a guard battalion to Chang'an. Duan Xuan is cunning and cunning, and he brings a lot of people, what if he finds out and forces him to jump off the wall in a hurry? I can only bring fewer people and blend into Chang'an. ”
On the surface, Wang Nao's position is a little higher, but Chen Ran regards him as an elder brother in his heart, and says with pity: "You are now the head of the first division, how can you easily get into danger?" Or I will take the guard battalion to Chang'an, and you will take the cavalry brigade to Huayin. ”
Wang Nao said unappreciatively: "If you are involved in a fart risk, the more you think about it, the more you will spare your life." When his brother appeared in front of Duan Xuan's eyes, he still dared to roll up his sleeves and practice with his brother? Eight achievements are things that can be done with a single meal. ”
Suddenly, as if he remembered something, Wang Chaofu suddenly said, "Yes, my brother is now the teacher." Chen Ran! ”
Chen Ran was called sick by Wang Trouble, and immediately stood up and replied loudly: "Here!" ”
"Obey orders!"
Then, with a flick of his back, the king swayed out like a big-tailed wolf. Chen Ran relieved himself and gritted his teeth and kicked it from behind, but unfortunately Wang was already on guard and jumped out at once, leaving only a few extremely arrogant laughs.
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The troops that were replenished to the 3rd and 4th Divisions were also about to set off, going to Henan and Hanoi respectively, and after reporting to Xu Rong and Wenpin, they would send troops to Yuzhou and Jizhou respectively. This group of supplementary soldiers were all former Niu Auxiliary Army and Bai Bo Army, and after arriving in Luoyang, they participated in Wu Kuang's Department and Wu Qiong's Department, disrupting and reorganizing. Therefore, Wu Kuang and Wu Qiong's junior officers became the fastest promoted this time.
Zhang Xiu and Song Guo were originally Niu Fujun, so they were assigned to Wen Ping, lest they see Xu Rong and be unconvinced.
You were originally a little lieutenant, but now you have turned your face and become our boss. What credit has you made? What are your real skills? It's not too early to see the opportunity, hugging His Majesty's thigh. Do you dare to come out and practice with us?
As for Wen Ping, there are no such concerns, although he is young, he is calm and has a lot of authority. Moreover, Wen Ping is not only His Majesty's sworn brother, but also holds the post of temporary acting superintendent, according to the knowledge that Zhang Xiu and Song Guo gained during their stay at the Beibi Military Academy, the superintendent is used to clean up people.
Wu Qiong has been in Luoyang for a long time, and he already has a military order, such as Yue Linyuan's temperament, if he is sent to Xu Rong, he will inevitably obey the military order and not cause trouble. And Yang Feng is a general of Bai Bo, and he has more water in his eyes, so he will definitely not cause trouble to Xu Rong. Therefore, these two are placed in the third division, and Xu Rong will definitely be able to use them.
But Liu Hanshao always felt that something was wrong with this arrangement, as if there was something missing.
What is missing?
With a flash of inspiration, Liu Hanshao seemed to remember.
Buttocks!
A huge ass!
It's Zhang Xiu's aunt, Zou!
In the original history, Zhang Xiu rebelled and rebelled because of his aunt, and desperately tried to find Cao Cao to do things, and Cao Mengde also folded his son, nephew and love in Nanyang because of this woman.
But now that Zhang Xiu is already a general in his hands, and he knows Zhang Xiu's ulterior thoughts, he must not have some unpredictable troubles because of this Zou family.
But how can this problem be solved? Let Zhang Xiu marry Zou? Let his aunt marry his nephew? I'm afraid it's not good to say!
So, Liu Hanshao recruited Zhang Xiu, planning to explore the baby's tone in private first.
"Xiu'er, we are all our own brothers, if my brother asks you anything, you have to tell the truth, so as not to regret it for life."
Zhang Xiu is a little messy, so he has to let his brain go through it slowly.
First of all, can Your Majesty not shout "embroidery", the person who shouts wants to pee; Secondly, His Majesty said that I am his brother, which is really touching, and I can't wait to worship him now; Again, His Majesty wants to ask me something, and he wants me to tell the truth, and I haven't hidden anything. In the end, His Majesty also said that he would not regret it for the rest of his life, could it be that His Majesty was suspicious of me?
"Your Majesty, even if you ask, you will know everything."
"Hmmm......"
Liu Hanshao nodded, looking sneaky, and pretended to whisper: "Are you secretly supporting an aunt named Zou?" ”
Zhang Xiu was stunned all of a sudden, why did His Majesty even know about this? Does Your Majesty also know that I want to kill my uncle? But I just thought about it like that, and I didn't do anything.
So Zhang Xiu was nervous and said weakly: "Your Majesty...... Your Majesty, the Zou family is indeed a concubine of the humble uncle, after the uncle Xie died, he couldn't bear to be widowed by his uncle, so he supported him and did his filial piety. ”
"Are you stupid? At this point, I also called Uncle Yarn. ”
Liu Hanshao gritted his teeth, squeezed out vicious words from between his teeth to teach Zhang Xiu a lesson, and then said: "Brother will ask you again, do you want to marry the Zou family?" ”
Yuan Shao had already gone to the group suggestion hospital, so he no longer ran around with Liu Hanshao all day long, but fortunately, before talking to Zhang Xiu, Liu Hanshao drove Yang Xiu out first, otherwise he would have to teach the little baby badly. This is too shocking, too unusual, too coarse...... Cao Cao was eager to try on the side, and he didn't know what he wanted to try, Sun Jian also heard the evil fire in his eyes, it is estimated that he has been away from home for a long time, and he misses his mother a little.