Chapter 407: How can jokes be messed up

If I remember correctly, the last time I was in front of her, swaggering into the Qinglou.

Okay, this time the old case is committed again, and I still want to touch the young girl's ass in front of her.

This can no longer be used as a brave and fearless to describe the bold and dangerous ideas of King Wuling.

It's just a show, a show.

Wen Xueru glanced at him leisurely, her eyes were secretly murderous, the corners of her mouth were slightly hooked, and her smile was extremely gloomy.

Lu Yunshu suddenly joked widely, and the other party seemed to have a faint tendency to take it seriously.

hurriedly explained: "Xueru, don't take it seriously, I am..."

Before the explanation was finished, Wen Xueru grabbed her ears and dragged her forward.

"Pain, pain, pain!"

It's right if it hurts, why don't I save you.

Wen Xueru used five points of strength, and she didn't use so much effort when cutting vegetables.

"Yunshu, let's go to the temple fair, I heard that tonight's temple fair is very fun."

Grabbed Lu Yunshu's ears and dragged them forward, while not forgetting to communicate with him.

"Xueru, I'm really just joking with you, why are you still serious!"

Can't you afford to play, can't you just say it, he won't make this joke next time, won't it?

Whether you can afford to play it or not, anyway, Wen Xueru is angry this time, and if she is angry, she has to teach you a lesson.

I don't believe you, if she can't go down the fire, if the fire doesn't go down, then this temple fair won't be able to go tonight.

Of course, Wen Xueru knew how much Lu Yunshu was looking forward to tonight's temple fair.

Even if he is beaten by himself, he will definitely choose, and the two will go to play together.

So Wen Xueru helped him choose, and the two of them went to play as usual, but they still had to pinch their ears, and people also had to learn a lesson.

Save someone day by day, not serious, talking nonsense.

If you don't fight for three days, you will go up to the house and uncover the tiles, and if you don't die, you won't die, and I hope to remember the lesson in the future.

Hitting is kissing, scolding, and loving, beating and kicking.

King Wuling is very good at self-mediation, so he used this sentence to deceive himself.

Instantly, I felt much more mentally balanced, and my ears didn't hurt anymore.

The two soon arrived at the temple fair site, and the whole street was full of laughter and gongs and drums.

Seeing the bustling scene in front of him, Lu Yunshu knew that he had not come in vain tonight.

Wen Xueru was even happier than him, pulling King Wuling and running forward, she saw that there was something delicious.

Well, the first chef in the capital is a foodie, and the identification is complete.

"Girl, do you want two strings of sugar gourds?"

As long as it is a lively place, there must be a sugar gourd seller, this is an eternal truth, no matter how much you complain, he will appear according to the convention.

"Come on, two, oh no, four!"

"Can you eat all of them when you buy so much?"

"Aren't you going to eat?"

The princess always thinks that the prince of her own family not only wants to eat herself, but also his share cannot be forgotten.

"It's too sweet for me to eat, you know, I don't have a sweet tooth."

"Hmm... Well, the boss two strings. ”

She just remembered that the prince really doesn't like sweets.

Pick up the sugar gourd, the prince will give the money, he is a mobile wallet, he can take it with him wherever he goes, it is extremely convenient.

One in one hand, the food is not cheerful, although Wen Xueru only eats the outer layer of brown sugar, and the slag inside will not be touched at all.

This is probably the way to eat sugar gourds for the public.

"So, what do you like to eat?"

It's just that if you eat it alone, it's too tasteless, she hopes to help the prince buy some delicious food, and everyone will be happy to eat together.

"I just like to eat the food you cook."

The fluttering words directly made a certain cook blush, which was redder than the sugar gourd in her hand.

This is obviously a truth, but when you listen to it, it is more moving than a thousand words of love.

King Wuling really only likes to eat the food cooked by Wen Xueru, this sentence is not a sycophant, it is an iron-like fact, and it is difficult for him to swallow what others do.

Picky eaters to the point of anger and resentment, if it weren't for the fear of starving to death, it would really be possible to do it, and not eat for a few days and nights.

It is also because of picky eating, at a young age, there is something wrong with the stomach.

If it weren't for Wen Xueru, how could he have such a good mouth now, he can eat three bowls of one meal, three meals a day, plus two suppers, an afternoon tea, and an early tea.

Well, in fact, it can be described as this, since he met Wen Xueru, he has raised himself as a pig.

Blushing and lowering her head, Wen Xueru muttered, "Occasionally, you should eat some other snacks, change the taste or something..."

Always eat the food she cooks, eat the food she cooks, what if you eat fat in the future, you must know that a fat destroys everything.

"I don't have much appetite for other things, probably only if you cook it yourself, will you have a little appetite."

"Oh..."

This man didn't listen to any persuasion, he had to be so stubborn.

You guess forget it, why are you saying it, it makes people's hearts small, fluttering and jumping, and they don't know where to put their hands.

Wen Xueru's shy appearance is also very cute.

King Wuling secretly glanced at it, and was very happy.

It's really worthy of being my daughter-in-law, she's so cute when she's shy, it seems that I'm going to tease her more in the future.

A bad-hearted prince said that he wanted to see his daughter-in-law blush, shy, and embarrassed

"I don't say I don't feel it, but I'm really hungry when I talk about it..."

After sleeping all day, can you not be hungry, lunch and dinner, the province.

Hearing him say this, Wen Xueru hurriedly raised her head and glanced at him faintly, no longer looking shy just now.

"Huh?"

Why is it so good that you start glaring at yourself again?

"Humph!"

"Huh?"

I didn't say anything wrong, I didn't do anything wrong, it's weird.

Suddenly, Wen Xue said in a righteous manner: "Don't dream, I won't go back at this time, I will cook for you!" ”

"Huh?"

"I'm having fun here, so don't go back!"

The little face wrinkled, and immediately made his position clear, you can't be hungry, this big night, you must have a good time before you can go home.

"Uh..."

King Wuling understood that his daughter-in-law had misunderstood herself and wanted her to go home to cook.

"Hey, hey, hey! That's what I'm saying, why are you so excited? Misunderstood, misunderstood. ”

"When you say that, everyone will misunderstand, and the expression is not clear, as if - you say that you are hungry, you only eat the food I cook, and then I have to go back and cook for you..."

The princess is very aggrieved, it's not that she misunderstood, it's that you can't express it clearly.

"Ahh

The braincase covered by the prince is really cute, and the cuteness is really cute, and it is true that there are some times when the brain is easy to make mistakes.

It's like now, if you completely misunderstand him, you can forget it, and you won't admit your mistakes.

suddenly remembered what my mother-in-law said - don't reason with girls, whatever she says is what she says, you follow her words, and there will be no mistakes.

Well, according to her wishes, there will be no mistake.