"You see, my mother's good mood early in the morning was all splashed by your basin of water, I used to coax her, but I wasted a lot of saliva."

"As a result, my saliva was exchanged for your basin of water, and all the previous efforts were in vain!"

Lu Yun said with a serious face, and said such a thing, giving people a very subtle feeling.

You say he looks like a contrast, but it's a little different, you say he's serious and serious, and you want to laugh a little.

So what the hell is this, what does it feel like? It's really indescribable.

Wen Xueru looked up at the sky, it was pitch black, and the moon had already climbed to the center.

I just don't know King Wuling, where did he come out early in the morning, or is he jet lag different from others?

This pot can only be Mother Wen, the one who is close to Zhu is red, and the one who is close to ink is black, all of which were infected by her, which made Lu Yunshu think that it is now early in the morning.

Thinking of this, Wen Xueru's brain cleared.

She was almost certain that Lu Yunshu's real intention when he said this should be a serious joke.

That's right, I can't think of a second one at all except for this reason.

In normal times, maybe Wen Xueru will pick up his words and play with him.

Now, I'm not in that mood, I'm depressed to the extreme, how can I still have the heart to joke with you.

A slap on King Wuling's face pushed him away from him.

Hurry up and get up, pat the dust off your body, and rub your aching buttocks by the way.

The mother is really ruthless enough, once or twice, picking up the butt and falling.

Even if there is a lot of meat in this place, you can't toss him like this, I'm sorry for my little buttocks.

Lu Yunshu had a headache, and it seemed that he didn't listen to a word of what he told her.

Forget it, if you don't hear it, you don't hear it, anyway, this kid is in trouble, and it's not a day or two.

When she gets into trouble, she follows behind and cleans up the mess, otherwise what else can she do?

That's right, it's habitual, bottomless habitual, King Wuling is willing to get used to his daughter-in-law, can you manage it?

hurriedly stepped forward, grabbed Wen Xueru's little hand, and interlocked his fingers.

"What are you doing? Let go! ”

Didn't you see her rubbing her ass, and she actually ran to hold her hand, isn't she blind!

"Going to the temple fair?"

"I know about going to the temple fair, aren't you walking now?"

Forget it, seeing that he doesn't mean to let go, let's change to another hand and rub it, anyway, he will definitely not be able to beat King Wuling.

Don't look at this person, he usually puts on a big shelf, with dignity, face, and status.

In fact, behind the scenes, in front of Wen Xueru, shameless, that is already the norm.

King Wuling glanced at it sharply, and Wen Xueru rubbed his buttocks.

Hurriedly asked with concern: "Does it hurt?" ”

"You nonsense, I'm not like you, I don't have light skills, and I can't land safely, I'm all on the ground!"

Fleshy ass, falling on the hard loess earth, and not once or twice, do you say it hurts?

"Knowingly asked."

Well, I did ask a little knowingly, mainly because Lu Yunshu didn't hurt.

A prince who has been practicing martial arts all year round, fighting on the battlefield, full of muscles, and has great skills, how could he be thrown and his butt hurt.

So, his hand reached over, with good intentions, wanting to help his daughter-in-law rub her ass and relieve the pain caused by the impact.

As a result, in the next second, Wen Xueru's hand was on his face.

"Smack!!"

It's quite loud, unusually harsh.

Lu Yunshu: ......

Wen Xueru: ......

The two looked at each other at the same time, falling into endless silence.

The air was suddenly quiet, and the atmosphere was inexplicably a little awkward.

"Uh..."

"Humph!"

"What are you hitting me for?"

In the end, it was Lu Yunshu who took the lead and broke the deadlock.

How could he not open his mouth, he was slapped for no reason, and he was feeling aggrieved in his heart.

"I'm sorry, I was instinctive."

"Instinctive reaction?"

Why do you have an instinctive reaction to your husband?

"Why is your hand on my ass?"

This is the point, and it must be clarified, because this is the ultimate reason why Wen Xueru instinctively slapped him.

"You said your butt hurts, so I want to rub it for you."

"Ahh

It's over, it's a misunderstanding.

Lu Yunshu didn't feel that he had done anything wrong, wasn't this a manifestation of his distressed daughter-in-law?

This is definitely a distressed daughter-in-law's performance, and it is done right.

But the timing was wrong, and it came too suddenly.

No matter which girl it is, if she suddenly has an extra hand on her buttocks, she will subconsciously think that it is a pervert's groping pig hand.

At least that's how Wen Xueru thought so, so she instinctively slapped her.

After the fan, I realized that the owner of that hand was King Wuling, that is, her husband.

Suddenly, there was a feeling that the water washed the Dragon King Temple and flooded his family.

Let's not talk about the other party first, it is out of kindness to help you rub your butt and relieve the pain.

Even if it's really a salty pork knuckle, if you want to take advantage of it and eat tofu, you shouldn't resist so fiercely.

It is also normal for husband and wife to eat some tofu.

Wen Xue is like herself, and she often attacks Lu Yunshu's chest.

The strong pectoral muscles, hard, and feel quite good, it's just a human pillow that comes with it.

King Wuling was a little aggrieved, his whole face was not good, he couldn't laugh, he couldn't be happy, looking at Wen Xueru's eyes, they were all complaining.

Wen Xueru touched the back of her head, not embarrassed at all.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I thought it was a salty pig hand, and then I instinctively fought back..."

"I'm right next to you, why do you treat me like a groping?"

was said to be a salty pig's hand, and King Wuling was even more unhappy.

"It's said that it's an instinctive reaction, you suddenly put your hand over, normal girls, will have this reaction."

Wen Xueru always felt that there was a feeling that she couldn't explain it clearly.

"Do normal girls have the reaction?"

Lu Yunshu asked strangely.

"Yes, normal girls will have it, the butt is originally a sensitive part, if you do a sneak attack like this, no matter who it is, you will be slapped first."

It's good that she can listen to her own explanations.

But you must not let King Wuling be sad, on the surface, the strong and resilient prince is actually a glass heart, fragile product.

Especially in front of Wen Xueru, she is even more soft and weak, pitiful and helpless.

"Since that's the case, I'll try it with a few normal girls later, and see if it's an instinctive reaction..."

King Wuling stroked his chin, as if muttering to himself, more like he deliberately said it to Wen Xueru.

Sure enough, Wen Xueru heard it, and her face darkened.

Find a normal girl to give it a try?

What's the matter, this is trying to touch other girls' butts in front of her, right?

Try those normal and shy little girls, how does the butt feel, soft or not, it doesn't matter, right?

Yes, this is simply fantastic, and it is really in line with the consistent style of King Wuling.