086 The saints have been played bad by you
086 The saints have been played bad by you
As soon as this poem came out, it shocked the four.
That lewd man Zhao didn't try, he was actually in this class, and he actually knew poetry and songs, so he actually sighed and exclaimed: "Good, it's really good!" ”
Rumble!
A certain good man who does good deeds without leaving a name released a fart at the right time, which shocked the people who eat melons.
Chen Dong was very angry and pointed at Zhao Dazhu: "Okay, you Zhao Dezhu, dare to gang up with your classmates to make trouble, I want to go to Xuezheng to sue you!" ”
What is learning?
"Phew, don't be disrespectful to the Master!"
Zhao Butry to be an old student, it is rare to be serious.
He said very seriously: "Xuezheng is in charge of the assessment level of the students in this class, and he has great power. If you are given a low grade in a private exam, it will be very difficult for you to enter the upper house! ”
Oh, it turned out to be the head teacher and the director of discipline, that can't be offended casually.
Although it is not possible to directly determine the life and death of a certain person, for students whose grades are very important, Xuezheng is a rather terrifying existence.
"Thank you Brother Zhao for reminding me, otherwise I really don't know the doorway here."
Zhao Butry smiled: "They are all brothers of the same sect, why do you need to say thank you?" Your Scholar ......"
In order to thank others for their guidance, Zhao Dazhui was determined to tell the truth: "My scholar is a woman. ”
"Cut! O woman! Boring! ”
What's the matter with your three sighs, aren't women fragrant?
"Be still! During class, no head to ear to ear, no frolicking! Today, a new classmate in our class, Zhao Dezhu, has a very high background! Everyone should get closer to each other in the future. ”
I was originally curious about how Zhao Dazhui, a little kid, got into Taixue, but as soon as the instructor said this, everyone's eyes changed when they looked at Zhao Dazhui again.
If you're a child prodigy, there's nothing to say.
There are more prodigies in this dynasty, and it is not for nothing that they are famous all over the world when they are teenagers, and even high school jinshi. One more of you is not too much, less of you is not too much.
Everyone is also happy to see a prodigy come out of their classmates, and it is also face-saving to speak out. For example, the four bachelors of Sumen and the four bachelors of Sumen, no one dares to look down on them.
Hold thick legs, no shame!
You dare to call yourself a prodigy when you make a broken poem that is three flat and four not round, and you come to Taixue to show off your martial arts?
The students are all a little high-minded, and they have always looked down on students like Zhao Dazhui who rely on the "door" to come in. As soon as Li Dong's words fell, several very unfriendly eyes fell on Zhao Dazhu.
Chen Dong's guy didn't seem to be enough, and said sadly: "The master who talked about the Book of Changes today is sick, you can discuss and learn on your own, and help each other!" Hahahaha! ”
Chen Dong, who thought he had a plan, walked away in a burst of laughter, leaving Zhao Dazhui alone in front of his classmates, like a helpless lamb surrounded by wolves.
"The laughter is so low!"
Zhao Dazhui pursed his lips disdainfully, ready to pack up his stationery and put it on his seat.
"How can you dare to sit in the first row near the master?" A asked.
"I'm young and short, isn't it normal to sit in the first row?"
Zhao Dazhui is a little confused, isn't it normal and humane behavior to sit in the front row? Do you still look at the score?
The reason is very good, a certain A is defeated.
A certain B said: "The so-called master is a teacher, since it is a school, of course, it should be judged by the degree of understanding of the scriptures and the understanding of the rhetoric. You only know a little bit about it, and you dare to speak out here after learning a few barbarian words, and treat the heroes of the world as nothing, which is really ridiculous! ”
This one's combat value is obviously an order of magnitude higher, and the big hat is so buttoned that it's called a slip.
Zhao Dazhui was not afraid, and directly sent an ancient poem: "Three lotus lotus floating pools, rafts can have love." ”
"It's not neat, it's not intentional. At your level, don't recite poetry in the future, right? "A certain B thought that he had a plan, and became even more arrogant.
"With your culture, it's hard to understand such a profound poem."
Zhao Dazhui looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees, and sighed leisurely: "Life, how lonely it is!" ”
[Hammer this wave of pretending, I give zero points. 】
[Zero points? For the yarn? 】
[Taking advantage of information asymmetry to harm the interests of others is considered fraud.] 】
[Could it be that I failed the exam because the teacher cheated me? 】
[It seems to be understandable.] 】
[It's really boring to memorize poems! Can't you just do something new? 】
[For example, awkward dance? 】
[Hammer Hammer I guess I can't play this, haven't you noticed, Hammer Hammer will spray people and nothing else.] 】
[Fart! My family hammers and hammers everything! 】
[Hammer, treat me with long hair and waist, can you marry me? 】
A certain B was defeated, and a certain C appeared again, and his appearance was quite online, which belonged to the class grass level.
Ban Caonan smiled proudly: "Poetry, but the trail!" When we learn the sages' subtle words and righteousness, it is natural that we must cultivate ourselves and govern the country and level the world, so that we can be a great husband. ”
Ban Cao must have a certain prestige in this class, and he doesn't rely on his face to speak.
These few sentences are full of words and have won the applause of many little fans.
"You trash!"
There is no doubt that the one who can say this is definitely Zhao Dazhui, a male pig's foot.
Even if the people of the Song Dynasty did not have the concept of garbage, but with Zhao Dazhu's disdainful tone and under-beaten expression, everyone knew that this was not a boastful word.
Even the fighter in the scumbag, the non-biological brother of the same sect, Zhao Buqian, questioned: "Brother Tai dares to doubt the training of the saint, is it a little inappropriate?" ”
"If the saint can live to this day, seeing that you sand coins have extended so much reading comprehension, I guess you will be angry to come back to life!"
"What's the explanation?"
"The saints will tell you, I didn't say that!"
This made the crowd a little angry, and a circle of people gathered around, ready to educate this open-mouthed yellow-mouthed child.
Thou shalt even a saint deny that if thou art not carefully taught from body to mind, thou shalt lead astray in the future. Be a teacher, just today!
"Jin Langyu closes the door, bloodletting revenge!"
Faced with a group of guys who wanted to destroy themselves, Zhao Dazhui decisively gave an order.
Don't think that I am bullying you with the master of Ouchi, if it weren't for the fact that you are all the future and flowers of the Great Song Dynasty, I would have sent you a melon down to see the Buddha.
Once again, he became a thug's blood feud, shook his head helplessly, and stood in front of Zhao Da Hammer, his steps were not eight, and he was full of master demeanor.
"You dare to hit someone? Smash him! ”
Hulala, a large pile of pen, ink, paper, and inkstone beckoned to the head of the blood enemy.
Even though the blood feud moved and dodged, he was still splashed with ink, and he was hit by a few pairs of stinky shoes and stinky socks.
Xuezi was angry and asked Zhao Dazhu: "Can I beat them?" ”
Zhao Dazhui was even worse, the nosebleeds came out, and he was angry in his heart.
I'm still a kid! You can't bear to put such a black hand?
There is also the little beauty of Jin Rongyu, who has been hit in the chest several times, and I don't know if it has been bruised, so I must rub it well when I turn around, it will not be good to leave a scar.
That bullshit energy shield is not easy to use, saying that it is not under a mortal threat and is not worth activating.
Then beat it up! If you can't die, it's fine!
Xuezi Qiu shook his spirit, like a tiger entering a flock of sheep and a dragon like a sea, beating a group of scholars who were not very weak to the point that their noses were blue and their faces were swollen, and they cried for their fathers and mothers.
After a few breaths, there were few people standing in the classroom. Either lie on the ground and call, or pretend to lie on the ground and call.
Just like Zhao Butry, he didn't do it, and he didn't beat him, so he wanted to howl there twice to show that he shared the same hatred with his classmates.
The movement was so loud that someone had already asked the instructor Li Tong.
Li Tong felt that the matter was a bit big, and he might not be able to control the scene, so he decisively invited his superior, Qin Hui, a scholar of righteousness.