085 If life deceives you

Taixue is a good place.

Not only is the environment elegant and the greenery in place, but the rare books collected inside are also on the first floor.

"That's called Sweat Cow Chongdong, master."

The personal maid Jin Langyu turned into a personal little scholar, covered her mouth and smiled, and played a round for a certain marquis who did not learn and had no skills.

"The cow was sweating, and it was stuffed into the house, and the taste was really strong."

After Zhao Dazhui fully exposed his ignorance, he pointed at Jin Rongyu's behavior: "Remember, you are a scholar now, don't move the girls chirping, people still think I have any bad habits?" ”

"What do you mean by bad habits?" Pure as a blank piece of paper, Jin Langyu stared at her big confused and watery eyes and asked.

"Your servant is really a water spirit, it hasn't opened yet, has it?" A silver voice rang out.

Look at the owner of the voice, well, it is really born from the heart, and the sound is like the person.

His speech is obscene, and his figure is miniature. Character, uh, will not be evaluated for the time being.

A young and middle-aged man with a short figure and a wisp of mouse whiskers arched his hand with a smile and said, "This son has been invited, but has he not consulted Taifu?" ”

Zhao Dazhui: "......"

Jin Langyu: "Ask what your name is." ”

Zhao Dazhui said a little unnaturally: "In the next, in the next Zhao Dezhu." ”

In order to keep a low profile, Zhao Dazhui deliberately set up a fake school registration and took the stage name Zhao Dezhu.

Speaking of this stage name, it has a lot of origins, taken from Mencius's phrase "the righteous are more helpful, and the unrighteous are less helpful", which is very profound.

Ordinary people can't think of such an elegant name.

The lewd man didn't expect that there would be such an amazing name, so he smashed his mouth and muttered: "I thought my name was coquettish enough, but I didn't expect Your Excellency's name to be even more breathtaking." Admire, admire! ”

"Oh, I haven't consulted Your Excellency's Taifu, it must be extraordinary, right?"

"Haha, it's average, I don't try it in Xia Zhao, and I have the same surname as Your Excellency, it's also fate!"

There are more people with the surname Zhao, and this fate is really ordinary, and there is no basis.

The brother who often doesn't take exams, but he is a familiar character, and he hugged Zhao Dazhu's shoulder very invisibly: "Brother Tai, take a step to speak." ”

was called brother by a wrinkled person, Zhao Dazhui really didn't think it was anything to be proud of, but in line with the principle of keeping a low profile, he still asked very politely: "If you have something to say, say it quickly, and let it go if you have a fart." ”

"Well, Brother Tai is really fast-talking. Let's put it bluntly, I have a crush on your scholar, how much is it? ”

Shouldn't you take a closer look at what you like, to see if the interests of the two people are the same, and whether the eight-character constellations are compatible?

The way you die at first sight feels very unreliable!

"Understand what that does? It's just a matter of serving tea and pouring water, making beds and stacking quilts, who cares about his hobbies and interests? ”

"Then, you should find a maid, what are you looking for a scholar?"

"Brother Tai is still young, I don't know what is really interesting!"

Zhao Butry had an indisputable expression of lamentation and anger on his face, and couldn't help shaking his head and sighing: "Don't you hear it, Sanbian is not as good as a round?" Scholar, how can you only use red sleeves to add fragrance to reading at night? ”

Zhao Dazhui was silent.

"What do you think? If it doesn't work out, you can also give a happy word! Zhao didn't try to be in a hurry, "I don't want you for nothing, you can ask for money or exchange." ”

"I'm thinking of a word that scolds you but won't be blocked."

"What?"

"Look at the shape of my mouth, roll the calf!"

"You...... I don't know what to do! ”

didn't complete the deal, and the brother was a little angry, flicked his sleeves hatefully, and walked away on tiptoe under the service of the two scholars.

"Hou ...... Thank you, young master! I've heard that these people are so bad that they don't treat their subordinates as human beings. He was beaten and scolded at the lightest, beaten to death with a cane, and often did some disgusting things. ”

Jin Langyu is very grateful that he was not exchanged, and he is grateful to Zhao Dazhui.

"I'm glad I don't like that tune, and I don't have the heart to harm you for the time being. Otherwise, hehe! ”

"By the way, young master, what did that guy mean by Sanbian or something?"

"Uh......"

Zhao Dazhui looked around in a ghostly manner, and still felt that it was not suitable to talk about this issue in Taixue. It's a place to do knowledge, and it's better to leave this kind of advanced knowledge for later discussion.

"What a raccoon dog, embarrassed to be a traitor!" Passerby A complained.

"Who are you, you don't know anything, so you dare to compare blindly?"

"Under Chen Dong!"

Obediently, this is the great god! Hurry up and worship!

"Do you know potatoes?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Oh, you're not the same type of god, so do you know that your ears are soft?"

"The children of my saints, how can they be afraid of the inside?" Chen Dong smiled contemptuously, "You're a freshman who just registered, right?" Don't hurry up and get into the class! ”

Whether I listen to the class or not, it's none of your business, are you a teacher?

The guy sneered again: "I'm the guide, you say it's none of my business?" ”

[The hammer is on the stall, it's a big deal! ] 】

[The instructor is a fart, and he didn't even pay attention to the vice principal. 】

[I don't understand, the county official is not as good as the current management, and the guide is the most terrible existence. 】

What can he do? Expel the hammer? 】

[Buckle the living expenses of the hammer, let the hammer be on duty every day, and participate in various interest groups......]

[Are you sure you're talking about Taixue?] Isn't this elementary school? 】

[I'm sorry, it's wrong, it's to participate in various clubs and practice socially.] 】

[Is this a punishment?] This is obviously a reward for red fruits, okay? 】

[If this is also a punishment, I just want to say, okay with some more? 】

[Will the graduation certificate be deducted and smeared in the file? ] 】

[Brother, you're on Lan Xiang, right? 】

[Nonsense, Lan Xiang's instructor doesn't have the ability to deduct his graduation certificate, right? ] He must be from New Oriental! 】

According to the rules of Taixue, low-level instructors are often part-time by those seniors who are about to graduate, but they are not much smarter than everyone. That is, the grades are better, the evaluation is better, at least it is a B or above.

The others are similar to ordinary students.

For these juniors who have stepped into officialdom with half a foot, the instructors generally do not go too far. In the future, they will all be colleagues, maybe they will become your boss, how embarrassing it will be then!

Be a man and leave a line, and see each other in the future!

But Chen Dong didn't plan to do this to Zhao Dazhui, on the first day of my new instructor, I was restrained by a hairy child, how will I manage the class in the future?

"You, who is that?"

Chen Dong flipped through the roster: "Your name is Zhao Dezhu, right?" I don't care who you got in, I'm up here! Only I can cover it! ”

"I don't have a relationship!"

Zhao Dazhui is not happy, who do you look down on? The vice principal begged me to graduate, but I didn't agree, you said that I was admitted to the university by connection, uh no, too learned?

"If you can't rely on relationships to be an inner student, then you must have real talent to learn. Recite a poem on the spot to open your eyes! ”

I hate memorizing poems the most, and I don't have a sense of accomplishment at all.

It's become a poetry recitation conference for the hammers, and I can't find a cool point for the teleprompter!

The crowd looked for him thousands of times, and suddenly looked back, and saw a hammer wire called the divine dog Xiaoqi, which actually issued a good wet hand in a large number of ancient poems, modern poems, Yanjing dialect version.

The words are fresh and refined, the ideas are lofty and chic, it is really wet, so wet!

Resolutely groan!

"What if life

Fooled you

Sensei words

Sensei sticky

Sensei

Sensei muttered

Sensei pouted

You're in the valley

Also get up

Keep moving forward

Like a caterpillar

Therefore ball ~ old ball ~

It's been the same ball

Someday

You will become

Winged

Big fluttering moth

When the time comes, shake your wings and fly as you like! ”