002 Little Uncle Huang is a little skinny

A certain son seems to have said that if you want to ask for directions, you have to be polite.

I don't know when this is and what the etiquette is, Zhao Dazhui simply knelt on the ground: "The Queen Mother is auspicious!" Long live the Queen Mother, long live, long live. ”

The queen mother is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry, and the dead eunuch next to the queen mother spoke: "Presumptuous!" The little boy must not be rude! ”

"Where am I being rude?"

Zhao Dazhui feels that his etiquette is very good, and he is very polite, so he doesn't accept gifts during the holiday this year?

The Queen Mother covered her mouth and smiled again: "It's all my own family, so I don't need to make this big gift." Long live can only be said to today's officials, how can they be called indiscriminately? ”

"No one taught me, I don't know." Zhao Dazhui looked innocent.

"You kid......"

The Queen Mother beckoned to the old eunuch and asked in a low voice, "Cao Lima, is there a mistake?" Doesn't it mean that this son was born smart, and he went into the mountains to learn the Tao since he was a child, why is he so vulgar and doesn't understand the etiquette of the world? ”

Cao Lima replied: "It is precisely because I entered the mountains to learn the Tao that I don't know how to count etiquette, and I just show a pure heart." ”

"He can't even tell his age, what did he learn?"

"The king of Yongjia County did not die, but he went out to look for immortals and disappeared. The little boy has been in the mountains since he was a child, and he is not very close to the county king, so there is such a saying. ”

The two of them chattered for a long time, leaving Zhao Dazhui aside.

Zhao Dazhui was unhappy: "Can you whisper quietly, I heard it." Let me ask, who is the current emperor? What does it have to do with me? What is the matter with calling me? If you continue like this, I'll be gone, right? ”

Cao Lima said: "Don't worry, little boy, can the slave and maid answer your question?" ”

"Who are you?"

"Slave Cao Lima."

"How dare you scold me? Cao Nima! ”

"The name of the slave Cao Lima is a gift from Emperor Shenzong, which is intended to enable my Great Song Dynasty to raise more war horses and recover Yanyun, how can I ignore it?"

Cao Lima argued loudly as if someone had exploded a chrysanthemum.

"Got it, your name is pretty good, right? Really. Quick answer questions, online, etc. ”

"Today's official family is the eleventh son of Emperor Shenzong, the younger brother of Zhezong, the eighth emperor of the Song Dynasty, and the year name is Xuanhe ......"

"What's it called?"

"Pen and ink, danqing, horseback riding, archery, juju, all ......"

"What's it called?"

"Strange flowers and stones, rare birds and beasts, all know ......"

"What's it called?"

"Zhao Ji."

"Wow, you're dead! Dare to call the name of today's official family, come on, slaughter this dog slave for me! ”

Cao Lima, who was deceived, looked at the Queen Mother pitifully: "The Queen Mother ......"

"Naughty. There is no need to be afraid of Lima, this is a joke between the mountains and rivers and you. Right, uncle? The Queen Mother said with a smile.

Everyone said it was a joke, and Zhao Dazhui sighed helplessly: "It's boring!" Life is so boring, I can't even play a game of cutting leeks. ”

Ding, system prompt:

Xuanhe is the last era name of Huizong of the Song Dynasty, a total of seven years, and the last era name of the Northern Song Dynasty. Subsequently, in the Jingkang Rebellion, the Northern Song Dynasty perished.

Ding, the host's first task has begun: to become Zhao Ji's historian and record his words and deeds.

"Can you not finish your homework?"

"Okay! You can follow Zhao Ji to die here. ”

"Ya Butterfly!"

At this time, the people in the live broadcast room started discussing again.

[The name of this eunuch is absolutely amazing! 】

[Bi Ma Wen is a eunuch? 】

[I heard that Zhao Ji is the reincarnation of Empress Li, is it true? ] 】

[I heard, who did you listen to?] 】

[Who is Zhao Ji's mother, is it this queen mother? ] 】

[It's not.] Zhao Ji's biological mother is Chen, who has been dead for more than 20 years. The current Queen Mother should be surnamed Xiang. 】

[Xiang Tai? 】

【After!】 】

[I now believe that the anchor has crossed over, and that sentence is very charming. 】

[What does a historian do? 】

[Shovel officer? 】

Combined with the memory of this body, Zhao Dazhui certainly knew that the historian was not shoveling, but recording black materials, especially the black materials of the emperor.

There are two historians in his impression, one is to record the sentence "Cui Zhu killed the king", the three brothers are dead, and the other is to record the black materials of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and Liu Che cut the Taishi Company Ma Qian.

This job seems to be quite dangerous, and there is no oil and water, can you not do it?

I'm afraid not.

According to the gameplay of Zhao Ji, who will not be the emperor of anything, he got rid of this great country four years later, and then he was taken to the north by the Jin people to engage in "infinite travel and unlimited flight" until he died.

Not only did he play with it, but his son also lost it, and the queen and concubine were also killed by the Jin people. Follow this pig and eat jujube pills.

It is impossible to educate this pig to become a hungry wolf, and it is already the manifestation of the ancestors of the Zhao family to be able to barely have such a wild attitude to pretend to be a wild boar.

Zhao Ji doesn't think of himself as a pig, how can there be such an elegant and versatile pig in the world?

Pointing to a calligraphy work he had just completed, Zhao Jizhi was proud: "I have heard Taishi Cai's good book for a long time, how do you think this book is?" ”

As one of the four masters of calligraphy "Su Huang Mi Cai" in this dynasty, Master Cai Jing is also full of praise for Zhao Ji's calligraphy, and he is ashamed: "The old minister is old and can't write." But the book of the Guanguan's family, the penmanship is charming, the words are heroic, happy and calm, what a peaceful scene! ”

"It's too prestigious! This dynasty can have such a scene, thanks to the three provinces and six departments of the Taishi general, I am very relieved, and I can concentrate on calligraphy and painting, and I have achieved a little success. ”

"This is all what Wechen should do. Although Weichen has a little merit, it is all because of the profound blessings of the official family, so that the four seas can be leveled and all countries will come to the court. ”

Whether the four seas are leveled or not, Cai Jing doesn't know, but Wanguo has indeed come to the court.

In particular, the strategy of Lianjin to destroy Liao has achieved great success, and the territory of Liao has all fallen into the hands of the Jin people, and the Jin people are still actively pursuing Emperor Tianzuo of Liao.

The day when it will be done is not far off.

Just waiting for the official destruction of the Liao State, and then having a good time with the Jin people, and redeeming the sixteen states of Yanyun, Cai Jing felt that he seemed to be able to get a throne alive.

Just when the two monarchs and ministers were touting each other, Cao Lima came in with a smile: "Congratulations to the official family, congratulations to the official family." ”

"Oh, how happy am I? Could it be that the Taishi has newly entered the strange stone, or is it a beauty? ”

Cai Jing bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "The minister is guilty!" Nowadays, it is rainy in the south, and the luck is corrupt, and the newly collected strange stones have not yet arrived. The beauty has already been prepared, and it can be appreciated by the official family at any time. ”

"No, no, no." Cao Lima is still very good at being a person, "In the affairs of the court, where do slaves and maids dare to talk more." It was the Queen Mother who was an old man, grateful for the thinness of the royal family, and deliberately found a long-lost clan. ”

"Oh, that's a happy event. But I don't know which predecessor's descendant, and how do you order with me? ”

"The grandson of Zhao Yuanyan, the king of Yan."

"Then, isn't it my imperial uncle, why have you never heard of it?"

Zhao Ji is a good boy and likes to have more relatives, even if he is already in his forties, he still does not change his mind, which means "he is happy when he hears his uncle".

"So that the official family knows that the imperial uncle, uh, is a little different."

"What's so strange? But you like to have fun, not to mundane things? ”

When it comes to eating, drinking and having fun, Zhao Ji feels that he is still very confident. If this imperial uncle who has never met is like-minded with him, it will also be a great pleasure!

"No, this imperial uncle is only eight years old."