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The Queen Mother is still bargaining with Zhao Dazhui.

According to the queen mother's meaning, give the title of Marquis of Anle, and enjoy the, even if you are worthy of this little uncle.

"I don't want it!" Zhao Dazhui was indignant and rushed to the crown in anger.

I don't know which grandson combed his hair, and his hair was tied up by the golden crown, so Zhao Dazhui simply took it off, and his movements were quite skillful.

Empress Dowager Xiang felt that she couldn't understand: "Sledgehammer, it is customary for the children of the clan to bestow knights." You are not the concubine of the king of Yongjia County, and you cannot inherit the king. The title of Marquis of Anle is very good, which means a happy life, a free life, not an insult to you. ”

"I don't want to be happy, I'm going to be humiliated. Ahh I'm not a rice worm, I'm going to be a historian! ”

Empress Dowager Xiang felt that an eight-year-old child being a historian didn't seem to be very reliable: "Sledgehammer, you are young, and you like to play when you like to play, but I'm afraid you can't stand the hard work of being on duty!" ”

"Ganluo can be a prime minister at the age of twelve, and I'm eight years old, is it too much to be a historian? Big official position, how rare do you think I am? ”

It's not uncommon!

If it weren't for this broken system, forcing Lao Tzu to do it, he would be a mixed food and waiting for death.

Well, it doesn't seem to be very cool, and the calf will be finished in a few years.

Cao Lima, who replied in seconds, interjected: "The history of this dynasty is revised, and there is often a bachelor from Hanlin as the editor-in-chief, and the Hou Ye has no fame, so I am afraid that he will not be able to convince the public." ”

"Just to record the life of an emperor, do you need such a high level of culture?"

A humanoid video recorder, what kind of education do you need?

The Queen Mother smiled: "Uncle doesn't know, this dynasty does not pay attention to the cultivation of living notes, but attaches importance to the revision of national history, meetings, and calendars. ”

Zhao Ji, who came in a hurry, was not very happy: "You said that you want to be my historian and be in charge of my daily life." Let me ask you, what kind of talent do you have, and what kind of writing background do you have? ”

A little kid, who doesn't know anything, follows me like a fart, and remembers this and that when he's fine, hate it!

Talent Zhao Dazhui knows that just like the talent show, as soon as the mentor comes on the stage, he will say "show your talent", which is nothing more than singing and dancing or something.

What the hell is the origin of the text?

"What do you mean?"

[Ask you what kind of writings you have, the kind you can get your hands on.] 】

[The child can't do it, go down! 】

【Go down!】 】

[Use Tang poems, or Su Shi's. 】

[Idiot! 】

[Afraid that people won't know that you copied it? ] 】

[Copy of the Ming and Qing dynasties or the Southern Song Dynasty? 】

[Zhao Yi's "On Poetry II", suitable for the scene! ] 】

[Uh-huh, bragging is the most appropriate. 】

Zhao Dazhui sent a sentence "Thank you Lao Tie", like the host looking at the teleprompter, he opened his mouth to "recite" it: "Li Du's poems have been passed down by thousands of mouths, and they are no longer fresh. Generations of talented people have emerged, each leading the way for hundreds of years. ”

That's okay!

Zhao Ji and Cai Jingjing are poetry masters, and they know how powerful this poem is when they hear it.

Don't look at the plain text of this poem, and the tone is crazy to the limit, but the one who wrote the poem doesn't think that he has written too white words to press Dongpo?

It's just that I'm embarrassed to say it, I'm afraid that others will say that we are bragging.

Zhao Dazhui is a little kid, and it is really appropriate to say everyone's thoughts.

Childlike words!

Accusing a child of bragging is too nitpicky, and a gentleman is not right-picking.

Cai Jing is a gentleman—at least that's what he thinks—and naturally he doesn't know as much as a little kid: "This poem is still a good work, I don't know if there are any other works?" ”

Zhao Ji also smiled: "Since it is called two, there must be one, right?" ”

But it turned out to be Zhao Dazhui's big fool, who also read out the "second", which has the charm of "there should be applause here".

Now Zhao Ji wants one of them, and even wants the third, Zhao Dazhui is blind.

How did he know anything one, two, three, and hurriedly asked for help: "Old iron, hurry up and teleprompt, wait online." ”

[Haha, this kid is a fool. 】

[I won't tell you.] 】

[I won't tell you.] 】

[Just, no, tell you. Sing it along! 】

[Part 1,......]

[The third ,......]

[There is also the fourth, the fifth......]

There are still a lot of good people!

Zhao Dazhui sincerely thanked the friends who made the prompter, and even more sincerely thanked the eight generations of ancestors of those who coaxed and started his own performance.

"First, the eyes are full of vitality and transformation, and the workers are skillful and strive for innovation. Advance 500 years of new ideas, and find it old in the millennium. ”

"Third, only one eye must be opened independently, and the art garden is full of female yellow. Dwarves have never seen them when they watch plays, and they all follow people to say that they are short and long. ”

Cai Jing stroked his beard and tasted it: "Well, the words are more neat, and the arrogance of the young man is not so obvious." Third, hehe, it is inconvenient for the minister to comment. ”

Zhao Ji smiled: "Needless to say, Uncle Huang is saying that we are all dwarves, and we will only follow the clouds, and we have no own opinions and innovative ideas." ”

You say yes, the world is changing so fast, I don't really understand.

Zhao Ji said again: "But there is another four? ”

"You're enough, you think I'm a lamb skewer, and I'm coming with a pout."

"Gone?"

"It's gone!"

Uncle, even if you have it, you won't memorize it, why are you holding a poetry conference here?

Zhao Ji nodded unsatisfactorily: "Uncle Huang is so young, it is rare to have such a mind and literary talent. But if you want to follow me, it's not enough to just know poetry. ”

Is this insisting on teaching talents?

You can't dance, it's okay to sing, but will the people of the Song Dynasty like the tune of "Come on, let's make a contrived"?

Or do you want to learn from people who "had a car accident and had a powder fracture all over my body", or "I was born more than eight months prematurely", or "my parents died when I was a child"?

[Let's start your show, Sao Nian!] 】

【Let's sing!】 】

[Can you sing the songs of the Song Dynasty? It's better to sell miserably! 】

[Yes, yes, upstairs is right. 】

[Your grandfather was killed by devils when he was eight years old? 】

[Nonsense, when your grandfather and I were young, the devil was still a little tadpole. 】

[Drop it out! 】

This advice is quite reliable.

The question is, what does Zhao Ji like?

He likes everything except business, and it can be said that he can do everything except business, and he does it quite well.

Calligraphy is a must, flower and bird painting is also extraordinary, Keju and Shuanglu are also very proficient. The most fatal thing is that people have been looking extraordinary since they were children, they are a handsome guy, and they are also a handsome guy when they are old.

After thinking for a while, Zhao Dazhui helplessly found that he didn't seem to be able to play with him!

The beeps in the live broadcast room are not blindly comparing, they are all thinking about how to play better than others.

In the end, I was also helpless to find that the city would play!