Chapter 394: You Zhengping, This Is Going to Fire

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You Heng felt that he was already a madman in the world, but he didn't expect that what was even crazier was His Majesty's younger brother, a black and thin boy with a dog. I was able to run from the plains to Luoyang, how many hardships and sins did I suffer along the way? He's going to travel the world with just one mouth!

What's the difference between that and looking for death?

Let's ignore that this world is square and round, Kuafu is dying of thirst in the middle of the road day by day, even if the black and thin young man in front of him has the ambition to praise his father, he will not die of thirst and starvation in the middle of the road, or be eaten by wild beasts, or encounter natural and man-made disasters, but the world is so big, and people's lives are so short, do you have enough time to turn back when you go to the end?

You Heng wanted to angrily scold Snoopy for not being able to do anything, but when he saw Snoopy's determined eyes, as if he was a great sage who had sacrificed his life to seek the Tao, he suddenly hesitated. He didn't dare to take the gamble, because he knew that he didn't have the courage and determination to do so, but instead he was nostalgic for the prosperity of the world and the fear of the unknown.

Cowardly!

You are so cowardly!

Yuan Shao was so happy in his heart that he immediately squeezed and said: "You Zhengping became famous as a young man, and only then did he crown the world." Since we have encountered unresolved doubts today, and you have no solid evidence, why not travel the world with Nubi and then answer our questions. ”

"Yes!"

Sun Jian also said: "Brother Ben's words are reasonable! We are fools, we don't know the size of the world, but it's okay, you are flat with extraordinary talents, how can you not know? Since I don't know, I should naturally go with Nubi to find out. Could it be that the feet are not as ambitious as a yellow-mouthed boy? ”

As soon as Yuan Shao and Sun Jian took the lead, even among the group of people who came with Kong Rong, there were many who were eager to try. Parenthesis, just trying to encourage You Heng to travel around the world, anyway, it's not them who go, what are you afraid of when you say a few words?

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It's really not a big deal to watch the excitement, you just care about fooling Youheng, haven't you thought that Snoopy is the one who really wants to travel the world? If my brother opens his mouth casually and agrees to come down, Du Niang will not be able to find my brother to fight hard?

Although Liu Hanshao was in favor of Snoopy going out to take a look, it was never allowed to be a trip that was just about to go, in addition to his age, knowledge and other factors, there was also a lot of preparation, so he definitely couldn't agree to Snoopy at this time.

Moreover, since You Heng has already shown his cowardice, it will be boring for so many people to partner to fool a baby again, and you will have a long memory.

So, Liu Hanshao finally spoke: "Confucius traveled eastward and met two children...... Convenient day. ”

The truth of this story is very simple, even sages such as Confucius have unsolvable doubts, and the meaning is only to warn people not to be complacent. However, "debate" and "convenience" sound fine, but Liu Hanshao remembered this stalk in his heart, and then laughed a little obscenely.

The more people who like to scold others, the more they may not be able to be scolded, and the more they like crazy people, the more inferior they may be. Therefore, Liu Hanshao's persuasion, in the eyes of You Heng, turned into ridicule, so that Liu Hanshao didn't listen to a word of what he said later.

"Whether the earth is round or square, it is not a matter of temporary provenance, let us discuss it later. Since Wenju said that Zhengping has a different talent, can you show one or two and let my brother take a look? ”

You Heng was still immersed in Liu Hanshao's obscene smile just now, smelling

didn't answer, but stared at Liu Hanshao with red eyes, and it was estimated that he wanted to work hard.

Seeing this, Kong Rong hurriedly replied: "Back to Your Majesty, you Zhengping's poems and songs are all excellent, especially good at drumming, the Yuyang is played, the sound is tragic, the sound is like a golden stone, and the listeners are generous." ”

"In that case, can Zhengping be willing to play with you?"

The breath in his throat seemed to be gasping, and You Heng coldly replied with one word: "Okay." ”

Then waiting for someone to move the drum, someone to carry a mallet, and set up a posture in the field, You Heng was about to step forward to play, Cao Cao suddenly said: "Slow." Since you are drumming, why don't you wear Cen Mou and single twist clothes? ”

"Cen Mou, single twist" is the costume worn by the drummers at that time, "Cen Mou" is the hat, and "single twist" is the thin clothes, which is equivalent to the drummer's performance costume or uniform.

"Good!"

When You Heng heard this, he looked at Cao Cao with grief and indignation, said another word, and then took off his clothes in public.

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Liu Hanshao doesn't like to let people serve on the side when he drinks, but with such a big wine situation in front of him, even if it is serving food and wine, there are many maidservants of the Yang Xiu family here. And everyone also felt bored and embarrassed.

This is a hooligan in public! Do you think that you are a "wet man of nonsense", and you can say that "shameless" is "playing art"? I don't look at your turtle look, I don't even know how to wear a little pants. Oh, I'll go, just this little toothpick, why are you embarrassed to show it?

Kong Rong is the only one, while reprimanding You Heng, he pleads with Liu Hanshao, after all, in You Heng's eyes, except for the two sons, the rest are busy.

Your baby wants to play, right?

Brother, if you can't even play comfortably, even if you come to your Han Dynasty for nothing!

Liu Hanshao first waved his hand and asked all the women present to retreat, so as not to pollute their eyes, and then ordered Yan Siwa and them to find a stool, press You Heng on it, and tie their hands and feet to the legs of the stool. Seeing this situation, the people who came with Kong Rong thought that Liu Hanshao was planning to kill You Heng with a stick, and for the sake of face, they stepped forward to intercede, but some of them said: "You Heng has no respect for his superiors, and he has lost his honor in front of the king, so he should be punished to set an example!" ”

This strange guy who betrayed his teammates in the battle is called Xi Xuan, a native of Shanyang, Yanzhou, a disciple of Zheng Xuan, and is now following Zheng Xuan as a teacher in Tai Academy. Originally, Kong Rong also went to invite Zheng Xuan today, but Zheng Xuan shirked and didn't come, so he sent Xi Xuan to come.

However, under Zheng Xuanmen, Guo Yuan has already become the deputy minister of the Ministry of Central Officials, and Cui Yan is already the president of the bank. Although this move is a bit despicable, it seems to be righteous and stern compared to Youheng's radical actions.

Some demanded, some had to be severely punished, Kong Rong also said that You Heng was a psychopath, and he was just sick at this time, and everyone couldn't see him in general, and he didn't care about him, anyway, the chaos didn't stop at all. But You Heng lay motionless on the bench, because he couldn't see his face, and he didn't know if he was playing dead or calm.

"Don't worry, brother, I'm not angry, since you want to play, brother let him have a good time."

Kong Rong said anxiously: "Your Majesty is angry, angry!" ”

"Brother said, brother is not angry."

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"This is also a gentleman? Has the threshold for a gentleman been lowered so low now? He was sick and didn't stay at home, and he ran out to bully everyone. If everyone got a needle eye because they saw his disgusting gadget, wouldn't he reimburse the medical bills? ”

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty! Thousands of mistakes, all of them are the fault of the old minister! Please also ask Your Majesty to look at the thin face of the old minister and forgive him this time. ”

"Wenju, brother can give you face, but when he is doing this in parallel, have you ever thought about giving face to everyone and giving your brother a face?"

Liu Hanshao and Kong Rong were still chattering, but You Heng suddenly trembled for a while in front of everyone. Don't get me wrong, on this day, everyone else wanted to wear cotton jackets and pants, but he "slipped bare" on the bench for a long time, which was shivering from the cold.

Seeing this, Liu Hanshao muttered to Snoopy's ear for a while, and then Snoopy also walked to You Heng with a small oil lamp in front of everyone, first shook it in front of You Heng, and then put it behind You Heng's ass and on the stool.

What do you mean? Is this going to burn me slowly with an oil lamp?

Youheng is finally a little undecided......

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"Wenju, you are rude, bad breath and immoral, if you don't punish today, it will be difficult to eliminate the resentment of the kings. However, my brother can't help but give you a face, and at the same time give him a chance. If he can fart and blow out this lamp, we will treat him as a fart and let him go. If he can't blow out this lamp, how about we cure him for the crime of disrespect and disgrace in front of the king? ”

How is it?

How else could this be?

Kong Rong has already died, and everyone is stupid, originally thought that You Heng had played enough "hi skin", but I didn't expect the emperor to have a more enjoyable play!

Suddenly, You Heng stiffened his neck, barely raised his head, and roared hoarsely: "Faint King, kill me today!" ”

It's a pity that there was no chance to say more scolding words later, because Yan Siwa had already picked up Youheng's clothes on the spot, tore a piece, and blocked her mouth.

"Kill you?"

Liu Hanshao sneered and said, "Isn't it more troublesome to kill you than to kill a mad dog?" But brother won't kill you, don't think that you're famous, it's just that brother doesn't bother to kill you. You baby, lack education, your mouth is too stinky, sooner or later you will have to die on your stinky mouth. So brother is to educate you today and give you a chance to fart and save your life. ”

Is Liu Hanshao angry?

Perhaps, really not, otherwise he would not have shouted excitedly: "Brothers, bet!" Bet on the left if you can fart and blow the lamp, and bet on the right if he can't blow out the lamp! ”

This......

Your Majesty, you are the Emperor of the Han Dynasty, can you play so crazy? Shouldn't this embarrassing scene be cleaned up early? We have a large group of monarchs and ministers, all of whom are Sven people, just around the circle to watch a bare fart blowing the lamp and playing?

You Heng has the heart to die, but his head can't reach anywhere, it is difficult to touch himself, he has the heart to sway the stool, and he is held down by Yan Siwa's brothers.

Cao Cao suddenly laughed, indulged, his head was stuck in the soup plate, and his face was covered with soup, but he couldn't stop laughing, and he thought he was crazy too.

However, no one knew that Cao Cao was actually laughing at himself.