Chapter 395: It's still the master's ferocity
Chapter 395 is still fierce
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Just now he was ignored by Kong Rong and insulted by You Heng, Cao Cao was very angry in his heart, and even had the intention of killing. However, when the dignified Emperor of the Han Dynasty was humiliated and abused, he was able to hold back his anger and laugh back, making the other party embarrassed in an almost fair way. Looking at You Heng's generation again, he is indeed like an ant, but he is angered by such a small and humble person, in comparison, compared to Han, he is too far behind!
Cao Cao's perception is not available to everyone, such as Sun Jian, at this moment, he only felt that Han Shao had taken a bad breath for his brothers, especially happy, and immediately said loudly: "Han Shao, I bet a hundred Wen, and bet that your Zhengping's fart can't extinguish the oil lamp!" ”
"Okay, take it!"
In a blink of an eye, Liu Hanshao became a small boss who opened a gambling stall.
Although Yuan Shao also felt relieved, but after all, he had a good heart, and he didn't kill people too much, no matter what you said, you Zhengping would not be guilty of death, and besides, the ministers and the ministers looked around a bare fart, which was indeed indecent, so he opened his mouth and persuaded: "Han Shao, forget it." ”
"What? Three hundred texts? ”
Liu Hanshao interrupted and said: "Okay, if you accept it, then are you betting that he will blow it out, or will it not be extinguished?" ”
It seems that this brother hasn't had enough fun.
Yuan Shao shook his head and smiled bitterly, so he had to say: "Blow it out." ”
The reason is that if you blow out the lamp, you will be able to forgive him from his sin.
"Okay, three hundred wen bet that you are blowing out the oil lamp. Anyone else betting? Hurry up, buy it and leave! ”
Liu Hanshao was still enthusiastically soliciting business, but the audience was extremely cold, and many people who saw Liu Hanshao for the first time secretly thought: This emperor is crazy! We don't feel scared when you slaughtered You Zhengping on the spot, but we are really scared when you play with him like this!
Moreover, Bian Rang, Xi Wei and others did not dare to intercede or fall into the trap at this time, because they couldn't figure out whether Liu Hanshao was happy or angry at this time.
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Except for Sun Jian and Yuan Shao, no one is willing to play gambling with Liu Hanshao, it's boring, Liu Hanshao was about to give up, Snoopy suddenly asked honestly: "Brother, are you betting that he will blow it out, or can't it be blown out?" ”
Liu Hanshao turned his head to look at the little brother beside him, and suddenly said strangely: "I bet on his fart...... It's going to catch fire! ”
This kind of thing, Sensei said that the young Snoopy didn't believe it, and none of the people present believed it, and even some smart celebrities secretly thought, is Your Majesty planning to burn Youheng's ass with an oil lamp? Isn't this tantamount to the punishment of cannon burning? It's brutal, isn't it?
But at this moment, something strange happened again......
No matter if you blow it out, you have to have a fart to release it, right?
It is said that You Heng would rather be beaten to death, rather be suffocated to death, and he will definitely not let this fart go, but before Snoopy put on the oil lamp, he let You Heng look at it, and then put it behind his ass.
The time dragged on for more and more, and You Heng shivered with cold, but the area behind his ass became warmer and warmer, and he slowly felt hot and panicked. This...... What if I really burn my buttocks?
The more I pondered, the more nervous, the more I pondered, the more scared I became, and then I ...... I don't know if it's out of instinct to save myself, and suddenly I feel that I can't hold it back!
Not long after Liu Han finished saying that Your Heng's fart would catch fire, everyone was thinking about how cruel His Majesty was, when suddenly there was a muffled sound, and everyone saw that behind Youheng's ass, above the oil lamp, a flame rose up, and it disappeared in an instant.
Everyone was scared stupid, what you just saw, is it true?
You Heng couldn't see what was going on behind his ass, and he was so frightened that he wanted to scream, but his mouth was blocked, and he could only struggle "whining".
However, without allowing everyone to think about it, with another series of muffled sounds, there were many flames above the oil lamp in a row, as if you were really breathing fire.
Including Liu Hanshao, all the people present were stunned.
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Later generations of scientists found that a fart contained more than 400 components, including methane. It is naturally impossible for the scumbag to know what the more than 400 ingredients are, but he has seen the "Death Series" of foreign friends on the Internet, and he has indeed lit a fart with a lighter, and even saw in the news that when a patient had laser surgery, he was ignited by the laser because of a fart, which caused a fire.
Of course, these things were only seen by Liu Hanshao in his previous life and later generations, and he had not personally experimented with them. And today, You Heng, who is "out of the light", finally gave Liu Hanshao a chance to experiment.
At this moment, seeing the success of the experiment with his own eyes, in addition to the shock and confusion, there is only admiration left: You are a true madman, the breath is long, vigorous and powerful!
As if he suddenly remembered something, Liu Hanshao stood up and ran out, as if there was a dog behind him, but Snoopy and Lao Hei also ran away, this is really a dog.
When passing by You Heng's side, Liu Hanshao also stopped and said, "You Zhengping, you have merit in farting, and my brother will not cure your sin." If you feel ashamed today and want to kill yourself, that's your own business. I'm afraid that others will say that Pingyuan Youheng was killed by a fart, and it's funny to think about it. ”
Then, Liu Hanshao took Snoopy and Yan Siwa and ran away in a hurry, leaving only a group of celebrities and celebrities who had not yet woken up from the farts on fire, and You Zhengping, who wanted to die and couldn't get it.
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"Master!"
"Master."
"Master, master!"
"Baby master is here, everyone hurry up!"
What are you rushing to, do you want to knock the master to the ground and step on it again?
Early in the morning, as soon as Liu Hanshao arrived at the research institute, he was warmly surrounded by the wooden oxen and horse convoy of these apprentices, which made him feel more and more like a certain person who was heading to the west to learn the scriptures. In addition to Zhuge Liang, Sima Yi and Pu Yuan, Huang Yueying has to be added now. Her father Huang Chengyan has gone to the Bohai Shipyard with Ma Jun to participate in the design and development of a new type of steam pointed bottom ship, leaving her to Su Qi to discipline, so she is more free of nature in the research institute, and it is obvious that she is now the eldest of the three senior brothers.
"Baby master, you're here, Yueying wants to kill you!"
Huang Yueying pushed Zhuge Liang and the three of them aside, occupying the position in front of Liu Hanshaozheng alone, pulling his sleeve and shaking it gently. This little yellow hair, with a self-curling hair, big eyes flickering, looked at Liu Hanshao with expectation, and almost made Liu Hanshao cute.
Then, I heard Huang Yueying ask again: "Master, did you bring anything delicious to Yueying?" ”
Belch...... Liu Hanshao suddenly had a sense of guilt!
Capturing the subtle changes in Liu Hanshao's expression, there was no need for him to answer, Huang Yueying suddenly flicked Liu Hanshao's sleeve, turned around and said coolly: "There is no oil and water to fish, little ones, withdraw!" ”
At this time, Huang Yueying was completely a big sister, and Zhuge Liang and the three of them really turned around and left, leaving Liu Hanshao alone in the wind.
There are too many demons!
"Come back!"
After a break, Liu Hanshao said mysteriously: "The master is here today, but he wants to do a very interesting experiment, don't you want to learn?" ”
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Liu Hanshao said that You Heng's fart was meritorious, but there was really no irony, because You Heng's fart also inspired Liu Hanshao and made him think of biogas.
Nowadays, Dahan's production and manufacturing industry is moving from "workshop type" to "factory type", and the steam engine has also been initially developed, I believe that it will usher in great changes in a few years. The demand for coal will certainly increase dramatically, and if the current mining capacity cannot meet the demand, firewood will continue to be used as fuel. However, the demand for more than just firewood for cooking, but also boilers will inevitably cause greater damage to forest resources than ever before.
How green the biogas thing is, for Liu Hanshao, who came from later generations, there is no need to introduce more. If we can push this thing out now and develop a set of rational use methods, it is equivalent to human beings starting to protect the earth a thousand or two thousand years in advance.
Maybe the statement of "protecting the earth" is not true, because the earth doesn't care whether its surface is a forest or a desert, and maybe it hates humans like lice jumping and itching, sucking and biting, digging and digging on itself. Therefore, the so-called "protection of the earth" is nothing more than human beings protecting their own living environment.
As soon as he thought of this, Liu Hanshao felt that studying and using biogas was greater than being an emperor, so who would care if a You Heng had a bad mouth and liked to curse people indiscriminately?
The most important thing at the moment is that it doesn't seem to require much technology to build a biogas digester.
Cement?
We have!
If it weren't for the late hours yesterday, maybe Liu Hanshao would have come to the institute overnight. After waiting all night, I took the opportunity to recall my limited knowledge of the biogas digester, and hurried to the research institute early in the morning.
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First find a big jar, find a way to make a small hole in the jar lid, let Pu Chang find a slender copper pipe, bend a right angle, connect it to the jar lid, and seal the connection with cement.
And then...... Huang Yueying vomited, ran while crying, and said that she was going to tell the master's sister-in-law that the master was playing stinky.
And then ...... Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi also pinched their noses and ran away, and went to tell the canteen, saying that they must not cook today, and the master will not eat here.
And then again...... Pu Yuan left a sentence, "Master, you fool, don't play with me in the future." "With great fear, it also disappeared.
At the critical moment, the master is still fierce! It only took half a jar to stink, which made these demon apprentices afraid like snakes and scorpions, and retreated, lest they run too slowly to hide!
It is true that only half a jar of "material" can be added, because there is still room left on the top for microorganisms to ferment and produce biogas. After adding the "material", cover the jar lid, and paste the mud to seal it to isolate the air.
By the way, the vent at the other end of the copper pipe also has to be temporarily sealed.
After all this is done, it is time for the microorganisms to eat and drink, and there is nothing to do to produce biogas. As for how long to wait, Liu Hanshao doesn't know, it seems that the fermentation effect should also be related to the temperature, right?
So, something even more terrifying happened, Liu Hanshao actually asked people to move the stinky jar with half a jar to the kitchen of the institute's canteen......