044 Don't be afraid if you're crooked, just watch a movie

The prince thought he was a green onion, who knew that Zhao Dazhui didn't use him as a dish at all.

"Grandson, come and kowtow to your uncle!"

Zhao Huan is in his twenties, and he has given birth to several children. But maybe it's because of the late development, the second stage of secondary school has not yet passed, and the air is scared day by day.

When he is outside, he behaves suavely and decently. Everyone said that Zhao Huan is a good prince, and he will definitely be able to inherit the unification in the future and lead the Great Song Dynasty to create more glory.

But only the crown princess Zhu Lian knows how tyrannical Zhao Huan is when he is alone. Thanks to Zhu Lian not knowing the word Sm, otherwise he would have to give Zhao Huan this title.

Such a guy with a split personality is very disdainful and dissatisfied with Zhao Dazhui, the imperial uncle who appeared inexplicably.

"Who are you to dare to be disrespectful to Lone?"

Zhao Huan's hand only moved slightly, and he heard the sound of a tooth-aching bowstring tightening around him, and the system, which had not moved for many days, also issued a ticking alarm: "The host has been locked by the missile, it has been locked, please surrender quickly, surrender quickly." ”

"! Why don't you say I'm going to be washed by a nuclear bomb? ”

"I'm sorry, intelligence error. The host has been targeted by a nuclear bomb and is about to be bombed into scum. Please quickly kneel on the ground and call Daddy, you have a 1 in 10,000 chance of survival. ”

"Uh......"

"Cut, boring. I just made a joke with you at work, and I didn't know how to cooperate with others. ”

Surrounded by strong enemies, you are joking with me, how big of a heart do I have to ignore a circle of strong bows, crossbows, swords, guns and halberds, and flirt with you robot?

"You're a robot, your whole family is a robot! Labor and management are beauties, big beauties! ”

Zhao Dazhui didn't care if you were old or had a big face, and only asked one sentence when time was pressing: "Can my defense increase a little bit?" ”

"Can't! Up to five seconds, once a day, after which the system goes into a cooldown period. ”

Five seconds of operation, one day of cooling, this system must be very old.

"Can I kill Zhao Huan?"

"Huh. If you want to die, I can't care about it, retreat! ”

In fact, there is no need to say it systematically, Zhao Dazhui also knows that it is unlikely to kill Zhao Huan.

Don't look at killing a few eunuchs and ministers, Zhao Ji didn't react, and even had some support.

That's because Zhao Ji knew that those people were guys with great resentment, and they also made a lot of small moves behind his back. If you die, you die, and you have nothing to lose. On the contrary, it can show the majesty of imperial power, and it can also increase a little credibility.

But if Zhao Da Hammer killed his favorite prince, the nature would be completely different.

You clean up the ministers, it can be said that for the sake of the Great Song Dynasty, even the next emperor of the Great Song Dynasty has been killed, and you want to rebel!

Find something to teach this ignorant Zhao Huan a lesson, so as not to hurt everyone's face?

After looking on the system shelves for a long time, Zhao Dazhui's eyes lit up: the Wizard of Oz skill can make the opponent enter the illusion world, and the scene can be changed at will according to the needs of the caster.

This thing is good! The cost is low, the effect is outstanding, and there are basically no toxic side effects.

It's just 10,000 yuan, and you can exchange it decisively!

Seeing that Zhao Dazhui didn't move for a long time, the audience was anxious.

[What's the matter, is the anchor cowardly? ] 】

[Just kidding, who did my hammer serve?] 】

[If no one is convinced, they will obey you, okay? 】

[The anchor even dares to train the emperor, are you still afraid of this grandson? ] 】

[I guess it's not easy to handle, right?] It's useless if it's light, and it's not appropriate if it's heavy. 】

[Children can't get used to it, just play twice.] 】

[I think the anchor is a civilized person, so it's strange that he won't be rude? 】

【Melon feast? 】

[This is my own grandson, it doesn't seem like it's anything if it's blown up, right? ] 】

[Don't talk, the scene has changed.] 】

[, is this Jurassic Park? 】

It turned out to be a change in the scene of the live broadcast room, and it turned out to be a reckless wilderness, countless Tyrannosaurus rex roaring in the distance, several pterosaurs flying in the sky, and a few raptors staring at each other, uh, maybe it should be called dragon eyeing?

Zhao Huan, who was suddenly in this 3D theater, had never seen such a hilarious scene, so frightened that he sat on the ground, and his crotch was wet.

After waiting for a while, Zhao Huan found that those monsters that he had never seen before didn't seem to be interested in him, just roaring and fighting over there.

"Anyone?" Zhao Huan quietly hid behind a rock, shouted cautiously, and peeked around.

What's going on? Didn't I just do a good job in the teaching workshop, how did I get here?

If there is no one, who will save the orphan?

Babies are afraid.

The audience at the scene was also shocked, what is the situation?

Didn't the prince reprimand An Lehou angrily, why did he suddenly squat down, looking scared, and trembling and asking anyone?

Can't you see that so many people are guarding you?

What about Tibetan cats?

The audience in the live broadcast room was not happy anymore.

[What about playing with Shenma? 】

[This sound and picture are out of sync, which affects the audio-visual experience very well]?

[Again, we want to withdraw from the group, we want to refund the ticket, we want to turn pink to black!] 】

[Yes, we want to resist you, saying that you are playing with fans. 】

[Exaggerated, right, where to play with where? ] 】

[Looking for other soundtracks, combined with an inexplicable picture, is to cheat money. 】

[Yes, you just make a hmm, ah, oh it's better than this! 】

"The problem of out-of-sync music and picture is easy to solve, as for hacking me? If you want to quit the group, if you quit the earth, I won't return the money! ”

Zhao Da Hammer was coaxed, very aggrieved, very weak, and very pitiful.

The warm, cute and heart-warming young lady of the system appeared at the right time: "What's wrong, what's the moth again?" ”

"Can it be displayed on two screens, or is it a picture-in-picture?"

"What do you want to do?"

"Sister, can we change the accent? You have a big, a bit of a drama! ”

"Medium! Make it a dual-screen display now! ”

Gotcha, it's Dutch again!

Love whoever you want, as long as you can keep the audience from leaving the group.

So, a strange scene appeared:

The audience in the live broadcast room watched Zhao Huan hide in the Middle East in different backgrounds, flashing and moving, one is a real scene, and the other is Jurassic Park.

Although it's like watching a green screen shoot with no special effects, it's a bit like a neurosis, but it's acceptable, and it's a new experience. How can ordinary people have the opportunity to watch Iron Man and Hulk without special effects?

The audience couldn't accept it.

It's not like a neuropathy, it's a neuropathy!

One of the attendants beside Zhao Huan felt that the prince might be hysterical, and he was a little embarrassed, so he walked over and patted it gently, and said softly: "Your Highness, it's time to go back to the palace to rest." ”

Such gentle movements, such warm words, in the eyes of Zhao Huan, who was indulging in illusion, was a fierce beast like a tiger but with two longer fangs, scratched him with his claws, opened his bloody mouth, and roared.

"Don't eat me! I'm old and young, I haven't taken a shower for two days, it's not delicious! Help, who's going to save me? ”

Zhao Huan was so frightened that he crawled and crawled, begging bitterly, leaving a water mark on the road he had climbed.

There is no way, the saber-toothed tiger is too terrible, and Zhao Huan's crotch is wet again. Well, the flow is not small.

"Don't panic, grandson, I'm here to save you!" In the two scenes, there was a thunderstorm, and a sledgehammer was split.

I saw Zhao Dazhui with golden light all over his body, stretched out his sword finger, and angrily reprimanded the attendant: "Who is the demon, you dare to hurt my grandson, and you don't kneel down and beg for mercy, or you will be spared!" ”

The squire looked left and right in disbelief, is this me?

I didn't do anything, did I?

I am the prince who cares about us purely, how did I become a demon?

I was wronged!

Looking at Zhao Da Hammer, who seemed to be an immortal, Zhao Huan pounced as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw: "Woo, uncle, I'm afraid!" ”

"Well, you can't be scared of purring hair." Zhao Da Hammer patted Zhao Huan's head and said very confidently, "With Uncle Zu here, no one can hurt you!" Evil beasts, not yet visible! ”

The attendant could finally say his lines: "Your Highness, I am Ah Fang, your favorite Ah Fang!" ”

Ah Fang's "roar" made Zhao Huan hug Zhao Dazhui's thigh and hugged him tighter.

"Evil beast, dare to roar? Death! Zhao Da Hammer stepped forward and kicked the attendant to the ground.

Bang! The illusion is shattered, and everything returns to reality.

"Thank you, thank you, uncle! Deliver me from the demons! ”

Zhao Huan, who was frightened, expressed his gratitude while slowly standing up and tidying up his appearance. Well, the pants are wet, which is a bit unsightly.

Ah Fang, who had changed from a saber-toothed tiger to an attendant, waved his hand and surrounded a group of little eunuchs to change the prince's clothes.

It's really changing, not going to the toilet, uh, it seems like the problem of going to the toilet has been solved.

Ah Fang, a true love dog, also came to Zhao Huan's ear and muttered for a long time, and then listened to Zhao Huan's crying roar: "Zhao Dazhu, you demon, I want my father to kill you!" ”