045 The Taoist priest descends the mountain

Only when a child loses a fight will he cry and shout for his father.

How could Zhao Dazhui care about this little child's tricks, and said proudly: "Sue it, you ungrateful grandson!" It's not Lao Tzu, uh no, it's your grandfather and I saved you, and you have to change your pants! ”

"You still say, you still say!" Zhao Huan's crying became heavier, "It's all you, a demon, who used witchcraft to trick me into the palace and confuse my father, I want to kill you!" ”

"Hehe, beg for death."

"You...... You wait for me, and I'll enter the palace now. ”

Although Zhao Huan really wanted to give an order now, he would subdue the annoying little goblin Zhao Dazhui.

But considering that Zhao Da Hammer's methods are quite unpredictable, Zhao Huan decided very wisely to find his father and ask the Grand Master of Longhu Mountain to subdue this thief!

Cao Lima also knew the prestige of Zhang Tianshi, and said with some worry: "Zhang Tianshi's magic power is strong, I'm afraid that he is not on par with the emperor's uncle, so it's better to be cautious!" ”

"What are you worried about? Are you afraid that I won't be able to get him, or are you afraid that I will be killed, and you will have no good fruit to eat? ”

The cold-faced killer Blood Ziqiu actually persuaded him: "It's better for Master Hou to enter the palace as soon as possible, and I can wait for the matter here." ”

"What's the matter, you also want to get a few women back? Tell you, don't think! ”

Zhao Dazhui said viciously as if protecting a piece of hot Xiang that had just been baked: "These women, I will come in handy in the future, no one wants to get rid of them!" ”

"A certain family doesn't have that idea." The blood feud couldn't smile bitterly.

What do you want to do with so many women?

The personal maid Jin Rongyu actually knew the prestige of the archmage, and pulled Zhao Dazhu: "Master Hou, let's go and have a look, right?" In the event of a conflict, it would not be good to lose both. ”

[Is this Zhang Angel so powerful? ] 】

[I haven't heard of it!] 】

[If he really has the ability to scatter beans into soldiers and move mountains and seas, he will take Jin Guo down alone, and what is the matter with the anchor? ] 】

[Dare to snatch the anchor's job, I can't bear it! ] 】

[him!] 】

[If it's really a real person from Longhu Mountain, I'm afraid it's hard to say! ] 】

Zhao Dazhui, who was originally dismissive, was confused by the audience's comments.

In case, people also have a system, and they will directly destroy themselves with a move "Dawei Tianlong", and they will only be afraid that they will not be able to hold it for their five-second body protection skills, right?

"You coward, do you think anyone can get the support of the company? Tell you, you're the most beautiful boy in this plane! If you can't, hurry up and pull it down! ”

Obviously, the young lady of the system looks down on the man who can't do it the most.

Even if it's a little man, we can't say no, right?

But is it possible that that "angel" is a system customer of another company, and it is more powerful than this unreliable young lady's company?

"Rest assured, in this plane, there is no way to be stronger than our company. The company has a long history, abundant funds and talents...... (10,000 words omitted here)"

Check it out!

What if that angel is good-looking?

Zhao Huan entered the palace with his front foot and just summoned the divine dragon, uh no, it was his father and the angel.

"Hey, that's old!"

Looking at the goosebump-haired old man in front of him, Zhao Dazhui looked disgusted.

"The Buddhist scriptures have clouds, and the stinky skin is just shit. Since it's a shit pout, why should the poor road care? ”

said that it was not an accident, but the neatly combed hair was really meticulous! There is also the red light on the face, there are no folds at all, it is a real childlike giant, ahh

Saying that I don't pay attention to my appearance must be trying to trick me into not going to Mr. Tony.

"You're an angel?"

Isn't it all said that the female angel is as beautiful as a flower, and the male angel is handsome and chic, just like this marquis?

What's going on with this? Is the journey from heaven to earth too far, or is it too long in traffic jams and getting old?

The old man smiled: "How can there be any heavenly master?" How can there be a teacher in heaven, and how can people be a teacher in heaven, it's just a joke. ”

"You're a monkey, uh no, is it a rescuer invited by Zhao Huan? But do you want to compete with Uncle Ben? ”

I don't care if you are an angel or a heavenly master, a melon will go down, and it will ensure that you should go back to where you go.

The old man smiled again and waved his hand one after another: "Poor and ignorant, I only know how to chant scriptures every day, where do I dare to compete with the disciples of the Fire Dragon Zhenren." Don't dare, don't dare. ”

Fire dragon real people?

Who is it?

Reality shows that sell dragon fruit?

The old man had never seen dragon fruit, and he didn't know what a reality show was, but he could be sure that what Zhao Dazhui said was not the same thing as what he said.

It's hard for the fire dragon real person to bring a message, so that he can have a chance to take care of this confused little apprentice. But that's right, the fire dragon guy is chattering all day long, and the apprentices he taught are probably not normal.

The old man smiled bitterly in his heart, but his face was still amiable: "You have been following the real person for a short time, but I am afraid that you still don't know the Taoist name of the real person, right?" ”

Zhao Dazhui tilted his head and thought about it, it seems that in the memory of the original body, there is really such an old Taoist priest who is sloppy all day long, opening his mouth is how Lao Tzu is, and closing his mouth is how the Taoist master sent you to the western sky.

That person is dragon fruit, uh no, is the dragon a real person?

"Real people have always been not confined to vulgar etiquette, and it must be true."

The old man seemed to remember something, touched it from his arms, and took out a crumpled piece of paper: "Your teacher left a poem for me to pass on to you." ”

"What's that? Silver ticket? ”

"I'm ashamed to say that. Poor Dao has secretly seen it, but his qualifications are dull and he can't understand it, you can see it at a glance. ”

Zhao Dazhui took it and took a look, and wrote a broken poem with three flats and four unrounded poems: the road number is even the same as Zheng Huolong, and the name is hidden in the void. Since the degree of Sanfeng, it has been returned to the weak water east of Penglai.

"This is what my master wrote? What does it mean? ”

Zhao Dazhui, who can't even recognize traditional Chinese characters, asked him to read the poems covered by clouds and mountains, which was really a little difficult for him.

Fortunately, the old man peeked in advance and didn't understand it at all, and explained it word by word. The first two sentences are about the origin of Huolong's real name, and Zheng Huolong, a disciple of Ge Hong of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, is just the same name, not a person.

It is easier to understand Sanfeng, which is deeply gratifying that he can teach an apprentice like Zhang Sanfeng.

In the end, the old man raised his own question: "The east of Penglai is Dongying Fusang, and the poor road still knows." The theory of weak water originates from Buddhist scriptures, saying that it is in the west, how can it be in the east of Penglai? ”

The old man's question, Zhao Dazhui didn't listen to it at all, he only had ecstasy in his heart now, great ecstasy!

My senior brother is Zhang Sanfeng?

My senior brother is Zhang Sanfeng!

Is there a more stable senior brother than this senior brother?

In the future, there will be no need to look at the face of the unreliable system young lady, and no longer have to slaughter her with her hard-earned money.

As long as you find your senior brother Zhang Sanfeng, with his unparalleled combat power, you can beat all kinds of cows, ghosts, snakes and gods. What is the Golden Retriever Lion King, the exterminator is too a fart.

As long as Zhao Dazhui does not die, and is ready to go to the camp of the Jin Kingdom alone to take the life of Yan Agu's dog, Zhang Sanfeng is in hand, where can he go in the world?

As for the old fire dragon went on a voyage to the East, whether he went to Fusang to shoot an action movie, or went to Hawaii to visit the beach, or even went to the Americas to tap rubber with the Indians, does it matter?

"Where's my brother? Does the Celestial Master know where he is going, and what hobbies he usually has? Do you have his contact details? ”

The old man smiled wryly again.

It's confirmed, this must be the apprentice of the real fire dragon, that unreliable style, ordinary people can't learn it!

"I really dare not take the title of Heavenly Master. I have a relationship with Sanfeng's peers, you can call me Senior Brother Xujing. ”

Senior brother, senior brother, this old man is a lot older, and we won't take advantage of him.

At that moment, Zhao Dazhui called out to his senior brother sweetly, and the Xujing Daoist also happily agreed, a harmonious scene.

Zhao Huan was not happy.

Are you playing a game of confession? What if you want to avenge me and expose the truth?

That's it?

It's all a lie! Big cheat!

"Don't make trouble! Uncle Huang's Tao is unfathomable, how can you comprehend it? ”

Seeing that Zhao Huan was still a little unconvinced, Zhao Ji sighed and gave evidence: "A few days ago, Uncle Huang also asserted that Ah Gu's life would not be long in coming, and Wu Qimai would ascend the throne of God and would attack my Great Song Dynasty. I was skeptical at the time, but now it seems that Uncle Huang really has the art of unpredictable prophets! ”

"Oh, did you die? Did Wu beg buy the upper position successfully? ”

As the first "prophecy" of coming to the Great Song Dynasty, Zhao Dazhui was still quite impressed by this matter.

Zhao Ji said in a deep voice: "According to the detailed news, Ah Guda is dead, and Wu Qimai has also secretly ascended the throne, but he is not mourning, and his heart is unpredictable. ”

"Father, it was just a coincidence, or An Lehou knew the news in advance, so it can't explain anything!"

Zhao Huan was determined to defend his dignity and spared no effort to attack Zhao Dazhui.

"Get out! If you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll let my senior brother beat you! ”

Zhao Ji also reprimanded: "The enemy is now, if you dare to disturb the imperial uncle because of some trivial things, don't sit in the position of the crown prince!" ”

As soon as he heard that he was going to take his seat, Zhao Huan was stunned. But the hatred in his eyes couldn't be hidden.

Children are in a hurry, who cares?

The little golden man is going to be killed, so let's deal with it as soon as possible!

"Will the plan be released?"

Zhao Dazhui shook the feather fan lightly and said the deafening famous saying: "It's over!" ”