025 Two Bottles of Oral Liquid (Part I)
025 Two Bottles of Oral Liquid (Part I)
In the past two days, there has been no peace in the palace, and there have been a series of drought and lightning bombardment incidents.
first blew up the garden, and then split Li Yan and his disciples alive at night. It's good today, and a dilapidated courtyard in the Huanyi Bureau was directly razed to the ground.
According to the public information of the Inner Government, it was just a few little eunuchs who died, and it was not worth mentioning.
"Hehe, not worth mentioning? When did even the commander of the front of the palace die too much? β
In the Taishi Mansion, Cai Jing is chatting with his favorite fourth son, Cai Juan, which can be regarded as a kind of ideological and political education. The so-called family heritage is actually like this step by step.
"Father doesn't have to mind! Gao Yu is a lucky villain, and he can only be compared with his father. And he has always been arrogant, and he is at odds with my Cai family, so it's good to die. β
"Juan'er, you don't understand! The lips are dead and the teeth are cold, and the rabbit is dead and the dog is cooked. β
Taishi Cai, who used to be Xuan He for a while, was full of loneliness.
Since his father Cai Jing was reactivated, because of severe presbyopia, Cai Qian has handled several political affairs on behalf of his father. Although it is just a ghostwriter and a sign, Cai Qian is still very confident in his level of governance.
He gently handed over a cup of Mingmu tea and comforted: "Don't worry, father. Since the founding of Taizu, there has never been a precedent for killing scholars. The official family is also indecisive, so he shouldn't be wiped out, right? β
Looking at this innocent son, Cai Jing's heart was full of helplessness.
People are in their fifties, and they only know how to eat, drink, and have fun all day long, reciting poems, and looking for flowers and willows.
In the past, this was not a mistake. That's what the officials do, and it's really normal for the courtiers to follow suit.
But since the appearance of Zhao Dazhui, who doesn't know where to go, a hammer in the east and a mallet in the west, in just two days, there has been a huge movement, which is really unsteady!
It doesn't matter if you kill Li Yan, it doesn't matter if you kill Liang Shicheng. Even if it was a piggybacking foot, he killed Gao Yu, the grand captain of the marshal mansion, and Cai Jing didn't feel it.
You don't know each other very well, okay?
But why did you remove the old man's chair?
Cai Jing, an old bird in the officialdom, never thought that it was Zhao Ji's impulse, let alone that the place in Zichen Hall was too small to put an extra chair.
When did the official family hate me?
If possible, Cai Jing wanted to run in front of Zhao Ji and shout: "Official, why don't you love the Lun family?" β
It's a pity that even if Cai Jing can pull down this old face, Zhao Ji may not be willing to give him this opportunity.
At this time, Zhao Ji was visiting Zhao Dazhui in the palace who was disgraced again.
"Uncle Huang, is your body okay?"
"It's okay, of course it's okay!" Zhao Dazhui roared.
Zhao Dazhui flicked his arms and legs a few times while trying to flatten his charred hair in annoyance, proving that his main parts were not missing and that he could blow them up a few more times.
"Really?"
"You're sick, do you have to make me admit I'm sick?" Zhao Dazhui roared again.
"Then why do you speak ...... voice?"
The queen quietly pulled down Zhao Ji's sleeve and said softly: "Uncle Huang is in danger, maybe he is slightly deaf, so his voice is a little louder. β
"Oh. Uncle Huang is really a god! With such a powerful explosion, there was only a slight tinnitus and dizziness, which was really beyond the reach of human beings. β
Zhao Dazhui didn't want to speak, and he didn't want to pay attention to this little fan.
Lao Tzu's head hurts, his eyes are blurry, and there are many flies buzzing in his ears, so how can he have time to explain the question of whether he is a god or not.
"Miss System, can you give me some pharmacies?"
"What's the matter, are you sick?"
"Uh-huh, I'm sick, I'm sick."
"Is there any money?"
"Well, probably, right?"
"Say it early, boss! We have Thai detox therapy here, as well as a Japanese full body relaxation package. If you don't like these, there are also European and American tyrannical treatments, which will definitely make you fluttering......"
"Can we have something practical? I'm in this state now, and I can't play with a whip or a candle as advanced! β
"Cut, it's boring! Wait a minute...... OK, the blood gauge is full. Benefits, 10,000 yuan. β
"What's 10,000 yuan? What about the cheaters, right? β
"Sichuan Jianguo treats the same disease, cocktail therapy, you deserve it!"
It's black, it's so black!
But the effect is also really good.
The waist is no longer sore, the legs are no longer sore, the little Venus in the eyes is no longer shining, and the ears are betterβfrom a buzz of ten thousand flies to a single fly.
Oh, there really is a fly, smelling the smell of burning, flying around, trying to find a suitable place to lay eggs on Zhao Da Hammer's head.
"Walk you!" Zhao slapped it out, and the cute little fly died.
In Zhao Ji's opinion, in just a few moments, Uncle Huang has been full of energy and radiant again, which is really magical.
Zhao Ji asked cautiously: "Uncle Huang has an immortal law to protect his body, so naturally he is not close to a hundred evils. That's it, that's it, this, I don't know, can the little nephew ......"
"Can't!" Zhao Dazhui refused.
This kid doesn't learn how to govern the country well, and he actually wants to learn to cultivate immortals from Lao Tzu?
I don't know how to cultivate immortals, and it takes a lot of effort to repair a bicycle.
Zhao Ji still didn't give up: "The little nephew knows that his qualifications are dull, and he doesn't have a single immortal fate." In addition, he was entangled in mundane affairs, and he didn't have much time to cultivate. β
As he spoke, Zhao Ji pounced on his kneeling down: "Ask Uncle Huang to give him a panacea, so that the little nephew can prolong his life!" β
"Miss System, do we have an elixir on the shelves?"
"Neurotic, you. Do you think it's a fairy tale movie? No. β
"Isn't there an immortal method of immortality? What a poor ghost! β
"Who do you say is the poor ghost? You're the poor ghost, and your whole family is a poor ghost......"
The young lady of the system seemed to be poked to the G spot, and she began to spit fragrantly.
Then, Zhao Dazhui suddenly felt that his sleeves sank slightly, and when he reached out and touched it, it was actually two small glass bottles, blue bottles, which were more environmentally friendly!
A line of words is clearly printed on the bottle: glucose, iron, zinc oral liquid.
This is the gift from the little sister of the system, and this is the evidence that proves that the system is not a poor ghost?
[I was shocked! γ
[When did you receive it?] γ
[Is the anchor going to use this thing as an elixir?] γ
[Probably, right?] γ
[Which factory came out, I can't see it!] γ
[It must be from our factory, glucose Xinxin oral liquid, sucking is healthier!] γ
[Death to those who send small advertisements! ] γ
[Don't be foolish, and watch how the anchor fools and walks to the pinnacle of life. γ
Zhao Dazhui was a little embarrassed and handed over the two bottles of oral liquid: "I'm relatively poor, and I don't have any good things." There are two bottles of oral liquid, so drink them! β
Looking at the small bottle glowing with blue light, Zhao Ji was shocked: "Just looking at this bottle, you know that it is priceless!" I've never seen such crystal clear glass. Looking at the shape of this bottle, it is impossible for a skilled craftsman to do it. Uncle Huang gave it generously, and the little nephew received it. β
Zhao Dazhui's face turned red, and it was rare for his conscience to find it: "It has a little effect on your health, but it can't guarantee that you won't get sick." β
"Yes, yes, what Uncle Huang said is very true." Zhao Ji knelt down with the queen and kowtowed deeply, "Nephew Zhao Ji (nephew and daughter-in-law Xiang) thanked Uncle Huang for giving him the immortal medicine." β
"Okay, okay, it's all your own family, so don't make those vain heads."
Zhao Dazhui's face turned pale: "If you want to live forever, only our Zhao family's incense continues, and only the blood of our Yan and Huang descendants is endless." Since I am a Han Chinese, I can't watch our Han people suffer! Just do it! β
In a few words, Zhao Ji said with enthusiasm: "Cheng, listen to Uncle Huang!" β
"Okay, you call Cai You over to me!"
Zhao Ji, the three-second man, was stunned: "Uncle Huang, you haven't killed people in the past two days, can't you rest?" β
"Don't worry! I need to take a break these two days and not kill anyone. β
"Then why did you let Cai You come?"
"Give him a promotion!"