024 One person, one melon

The generals are not literary people, and they are full of fragrance when they open and close their mouths, but they are actually not a big deal.

But I am afraid of going online and deliberately misinterpreting everything.

is a very common colloquial sentence, but when Zhao Da Hammer made it like this, it became this partial general arrogant to the extreme, wanting to be Zhao Da Hammer's father and Zhao Ji's grandfather.

Just when the general was hesitating whether to slash this dog thief who framed him to death, and An Dehao was hesitating whether to come to a "loyal and brave protector", a voice like a male duck laying eggs sounded: "Hahahaha!" ”

"Who? Who pretends to be scary in broad daylight? Get out! ”

"Master Hou is not strange, the slave maid has entered the palace since childhood, and this voice really can't be changed."

An old eunuch, who was too old to take the shape of a man, walked out in the company of a man who was as thin as a hemp pole but wore armor.

[Where is the demon, dare to haunt during the day? 】

[This is the main master, right? 】

[Liang Shicheng? 】

[It's very ordinary!] 】

[It's so ugly! 】

[Whatever? You don't plan to marry him. 】

[Who is that hemp stick?] 】

[It seems to be some kind of high captain.] 】

[Gao Yu? 】

[How did these two get together? 】

[Because of love? 】

[It is said that Gao Yu is Su Dongpo's scholar, so he is related. 】

The two people casually arched their hands: "I don't know if An Lehou is coming, and the minister Gao Yu (Liang Shicheng) is not welcome." ”

Then, there is no then.

Nothing happened to Zhao Dazhui's expected panic, violent arrests, or kneeling begging for mercy.

Are the bad guys so arrogant now?

Isn't the kneeling that Lao Tzu thought he had a clever plan just now blind in vain?

The guy who was suspected of being a high-ranking guy scolded loudly: "Lu Ze, you rammer, and the gift of the Hou Ye is also something you can bear?" The magistrate will punish you with fifty knocks back. Wait until you return to the barracks, and then dispose of it. ”

Lu Ze also knew that he had been fooled, so he lay on the ground with a resentful face and began to kowtow.

What the hell, is that fifty times the compensation?

Playing with lip service, you really can't get these guys!

Then go straight to the hard dishes, lay out the facts, be reasonable, and come up with the most powerful evidence - the dead eunuch who attempted poisoning and was poured himself.

An Dehao pointed to the dead body: "Father-in-law Liang, do you know this person?" ”

"I don't know." Liang Shicheng looked innocent, "Should our family know each other?" ”

"Impossible! This person obviously belongs to Liang's father-in-law, although he is well hidden, how can he escape the eyes and ears of the officials? ”

"Alright! What do you try, okay? ”

"Since Gonggong Liang knows this person, can you explain why this person intended to murder An Lehou?"

"How do I know? Maybe An Lehou robbed his family's property, or maybe he was instructed by others, such as Gonggong An? ”

"Nonsense! An is loyal to the official family, and he can learn from ...... every day"

"Don't show your loyalty here, the official family is not here. When the old man showed his loyalty in front of the officials, you were still in the crotch of your father's pants. ”

"You ......"

An Dehao was defeated and defeated.

[Really! 】

[The two eunuchs are really speechless when they talk about such a vulgar topic. 】

[It's all people who don't have that thing, who looks down on whom? 】

[Wow, you're so pathetic! 】

[Poor +1]

[Poor +2]

Seeing that An Dehao's waste was about to be embarrassed, Zhao Dazhui was unhappy: "Well, why do you bully the small with the big?" It depends on the owner to beat the dog, have you humiliated An Dehao, have you asked my opinion? ”

Hearing this, An Dehao didn't know if he should thank Zhao Dazhui's eight ancestors. Considering that he and the official family seem to be the same ancestor, he still didn't dare to scold it after all.

Gao Yu was not happy: "The old man has always been righteous and insistent, so he is so uneven. Hou Ye relied on the identity of the clan to bully Liang's father-in-law like this, but I am afraid that he is also bullying the small, right? ”

Yo, Gao Yu, you are a big villain, and you are actually going to "roar when you see injustice"?

Shoot when it's time to shoot, shoot and shoot you dead flies!

Zhao Dazhui smiled, and began to pull things out of his sleeve: "It's all a family, why are you talking so raw?" Two brothers, do you think this is the reason? ”

Liang Shicheng looked pleased: "The little marquis is worthy of being a child of the clan, but he understands things. The old man has no grievances and no enmity with the Hou Ye, how could he murder the Hou Ye? ”

Gao Yu is still very arrogant: "Don't you dare to be the elder brother of the marquis, the minister has never befriended the nobles." Leave! ”

"Don't mind, it's all here, how can you not give a greeting gift?"

Zhao Dazhui took out two melons, pulled out the pressure spring, and forced one of them to be stuffed: "This is a good thing, I am reluctant to give it to ordinary people." Take it and say goodbye! ”

"Wait!" Gao Yu grabbed the sledgehammer of Zhao who wanted to slip away, "Master Hou, the last general looks at this thing, it is somewhat similar to the thunderbolt fireball used by the pro-army." ”

Zhao Dazhui didn't answer at all, and only communicated with the system in his heart: "Little sister, the two of them will be fried together, will I die?" ”

"No, it won't. You have to believe in the strength of the company, the protective cover is horizontal. ”

"Is it okay at such a close distance?"

"Ann, Ann!"

"Oh, that's good, that's good!"

Zhao Dazhui, who came back to his senses, said to Gao Yu with a smile: "It's just similar in appearance, but it's actually very different." The material, style, efficacy, usage and precautions are all different! ”

"Oh, I want to hear about it!"

Zhao Dazhui beckoned: "Come on, Lao Liang, let's study it together." Whoever is there, and whoever is who, stay away from me. Didn't you see the leader in a meeting, listen to less secrets, and live longer! ”

The three of them laughed and made a bunch, each with a ghost.

Zhao Dazhui said: "Two, are you discussing how to kill me today?" Uh, no, you're celebrating that you've killed me, right? ”

Liang Shicheng said: "I know you have some doorways, but I didn't expect Li Qiushui's people to see through it." Otherwise, hehe. ”

Gao Yu said: "I'm actually against ......"

Two people together: "Phew! ”

Gao Yu's old face turned red: "It's not refreshing to use poison, but it's still really happy." ”

The two of them together again: "Phew! ”

Gao Yu's old face turned red again: "Okay! I'm better at intrigue, right? ”

Liang Shicheng said: "The little marquis must have a back hand, right?" Are you going to impeach me, or are you going to poison me? Old decay is very cautious! ”

Gao Yu will come to his senses: "Aren't these two little iron bumps?" ”

glanced at Liang Shicheng, didn't even give the spring a chance to jump, directly broke off Zhao Dazhui's fingers, stuffed them back, and then looked at each other and smiled: "Now, you're out of line, right?" ”

Zhao Dazhui slowly released the pressure spring, his hand slid down, and his eyes closed: "Axi!" ”

Rumble! Rumble!

Two loud bangs, a familiar scene reappeared.

【Cut!】 Play this set again! 】

[Boring! The anchor is missing a part, so I can donate a penny. 】

[Uncle's! Get lost! 】

The smoke cleared, and sure enough, it was still a familiar recipe and a familiar taste.

The small courtyard was gone, and the people who were closer also became scattered.

Only Zhao Da Hammer in the center of the explosion point, the long flying hair, and the dust on his face made the audience feel more cordial.

[Sure enough, the anchor is Xiaoqiang who can't be killed! ] 】

[Xiaoqiang, I love you! 】

[Love a fart!] Why don't you find a pair of pants for this kid? 】

[Really white! 】

[It's so fragrant! 】

Seeing the comments, Zhao Dazhui came back to his senses and squatted down: "Don't play, don't play, it's all gone!" ”