092 Mathematics is never easy
092 Mathematics is never easy
You have to ask, in Zhao Dazhui's limited study life in his last life, what subjects did he hate the most?
Mathematics, it has to be mathematics.
Although he can't do other subjects, he can always get a score of 8 out of 10, so as not to eat duck eggs. Mathematics, only mathematics, if you want to get a multiple-choice question, you have to look at the number of points given by the dice!
Those who asked the question didn't know that Zhao Dazhui was a "liberal arts student", and they couldn't understand how much shadow "Qiu Xiaoming's psychological shadow area" brought to his childhood life.
And that crazy pool keeper, you put water in and out of the water. Don't you want to talk about environmental protection? Saving water, don't you know?
If you are a boiler in a bathing center, you must be beaten to death by the boss!
As for the legendary "odd change and even unchanged, the symbol looks at the quadrant", for Zhao Dazhui, it is like the goddess of Wushan, on the one hand, on the other hand, on the other hand!
You want to say, why does Zhao Dazhui, a scumbag, don't even know the knowledge of junior high school, and who thinks about life in the classroom corridor every day, where does anyone have the spare time to listen to this?
Let's only go to liberal arts in the future, and we will never take care of it!
"Master Hou is not very proficient in arithmetic, right?"
Seeing Zhao Dazhui's constipated appearance, Yang Shi smiled, just like a goldfish and millet
Everyone is scum, why is it too anxious to fry each other?
Zhao Da Hammer is really not very good - well, not at all, but he has a question bank, and he can also buy some AB volumes, what secret volumes and so on from the system.
When the time comes, give the answer to a few professors, PhDs, or teaching assistants who are interested in science, and ask them to study it first, and then talk about the answer.
Isn't that wonderful?
What the?
I'm afraid they won't understand what linear algebra and Fibonacci are?
I think about it too much, it's just elementary school mathematics, and at most junior high school mathematics.
High School Math?
I haven't seen it, what is it, can I eat it?
If you are worried that this level of math homework will stump the ancients, you are underestimating the ancients.
Sure enough, when Zhao Dazhui briefly introduced the content of the math lesson he was going to carry out, he immediately attracted ridicule.
"You are too underestimated by the people of the world, do you really think that we will only be exhausted and get into the pile of old books?" An old man with a gray beard and hair brazenly launched.
"Which one are you? Aren't you looking at the gate? ”
No wonder Zhao Dazhui is ignorant, this person's dress and age are very similar to the old janitor.
As for why there is a seat, which janitor have you ever seen standing and watching?
The old man sneered again: "An Lehou is so arrogant that he doesn't even recognize the old man?"
Those who can say this are either Internet celebrities, first-line stars, or neurotics, which is similar to "Do you know who my dad is".
Although I really want to say that you don't know who you are and how do I know, but considering that we are a quality person and a polite person, we are decisive and cowardly.
Because Yang Shi has already said: "I haven't seen you for many years, Brother Long's temper is still hot!" Hahaha! ”
It's not Zhao Dazhui who said, Yang Shi's last few hahaha have no true feelings, and there is a trace of helplessness and flattery in his words, which belongs to the appearance of the old drama bones and the acting skills of Xiao Xianrou.
But what can make Yang Shi talk like this is still an old man with a bulging chest, and he must be the donkey's hooves of Nantianmen - not Fanjiao.
Long Haotian? Long Aotian?
Or is it simply Long Ritian?
"Nonsense!" The old man was so angry that his hair was on end, "The old man doesn't change his name or change his surname, and the dragon chick is also!" ”
Oh, it's a cook!
Then why don't you go boil water and get a few more specialty dishes?
You see that this day is gloomy, as if the rhythm of snow is going to fall, doesn't it just respond to the "late day to snow, can you drink a glass of nothing"?
Just imagine, the red stove is burning, and the beautiful maid with a red face is waiting, and then getting some wine to drink, why is it so beautiful?
"Ahem, Hou Ye said carefully." Yang Shi looked at the old man who was the janitor and cook helplessly, "Brother Long is the division commander of Senior Brother You, because he is close to the age of the lower official, so the lower official has climbed high." In terms of seniority, it is the same as my teacher. ”
"Senior Brother You? You Tanzhi? ”
"Uh, Senior Brother You's name is Xing, and the word is Dingfu."
Oh, it turned out to be the big fool who was frozen in front of Cheng's house with Yang Shi! Is his master very powerful? Looks a bit silly, right?
"Does Master Hou know that Shangshan is four haohu? Today, this is the only one that can be compared. ”
There is an analogy to show that this Shangshan No. 4 is not a club, nor is it a private hall or something like that, it is estimated that he is a famous person, and then he will let others know our history if he talks nonsense, ask the hammer wire!
[You can let us speak, why did you open the silence?] 】
[Needless to say, Hammer Hammer is definitely not unintentional, he annoys you uneducated people the most! ] 】
[Ouch, there's another writer here? Tell me, what is the origin of this number four? 】
[Hao means white hair, probably four old men, right? And it's from Shangshan. 】
[These are not ordinary old men, they are doctors during the Qin Shi Huang period, and later Liu Bang was going to abolish the crown prince Liu Ying. As soon as these four appeared, Liu Bang's overlord temper was cowardly, do you say they are amazing? 】
[Is this cook from the Qin Dynasty? It's more than 1,000 years old, isn't it? 】
[Living immortals? No way. 】
[People didn't say that they were from the Qin Dynasty, they only said that they could be compared, which meant that it was very bullish. 】
[What kind of cow can there be, a high number is difficult to kill him! ] 】
[For example, Goldbach's conjecture? 】
[Can you get a face upstairs?] Are you Chen Jingrun? 】
Zhao Dazhui is also a face-saving person, and he can't use the unsolved mysteries of the world to embarrass the ancients, even if this ancient man looks like a lot of talents.
The old janitor, the cook, and the ancient doctor, saw that he was shocked by Zhao Dazhui with his prestige, and he was also very proud: "Little doll, you don't blame you for being young and ignorant, but if you want to change the rules at will, you must first have that qualification." ”
The meaning of the words is obvious, Zhao Dazhui is not qualified to change the syllabus of Taixue.
Who has?
You tell me?
If sports are only included in the assessment, it is not difficult for everyone to accept.
After reading for a long time, it is inevitable that the confused mind will be dizzy, and coming out to run a few laps can not only strengthen the body, but also relax the mind.
If you want to do math, you really don't know how thick the sky is.
What is arithmetic?
It is a toy for the high-ranking people to eat after they are full, and it is a trick for the servants and peddlers to make a living, is it a compulsory subject that we need to study tirelessly?
"Let me ask, who is the best arithmetic today?" Zhao Dazhui asked a little shyly, "Can I challenge him?" ”
"Hahahaha!" The dragon chuckled maniacally, "If I say that I am the first person to study arithmetic today, no one will object, right?" Come on, let me see what you're capable of! ”