093 The substitute teacher is a bit old

What is Zhao Dazhui capable of?

It scares you to death when you say it, and he doesn't know either.

Anyway, what the hammers will do, he will do; The hammers were blinded, and he was in his original form. But in a huge group, you can't find a few people who can do math, right?

[Haha, no! 】

[This one really doesn't!] 】

[Hammer don't cry, I love you! ] 】

[Aren't you? What kind of mathematics could the ancients know? A nine-square grid is up to the sky, right? 】

[Jiugongge is huh? 】

[It is the simplest Fibonacci sequence, 147, 258, 369, and the sum of horizontal and vertical is 15.] 】

[It's nothing, is it?] I've been sitting there for a day, and I've always been able to figure it out. 】

[A question counts as a day, you might as well go home and sleep for a while!] 】

[Together?] 】

Good spirits are not bad spirits, as soon as the matter of the nine-square grid was finished here, Long Xiao raised this question: "For the sake of your young age, you can make a list of nine-square grids, and it can be regarded as seeing if you are qualified to discuss arithmetic." ”

I really sent a pillow when I was sleepy, and a beautiful woman came when I was sleepy, and the hammers were so happy!

There are screenshots, hand-drawn, and all the formulas.

Zhao Dazhui also wants to take a screenshot, save trouble, and it is convincing, there are pictures and truths!

But I am afraid that these ignorant ancients can't understand high technology, so they can only recite the mantra while drawing sketches: "The righteousness of the nine palaces, the law is based on the spirit turtle, two or four are the shoulders, six or eight are the feet, three on the left and seven on the right, wearing nine shoes and one, and five in the center." ”

"Well, An Lehou is still a bit of a doorway, and he has a good idea of the origin of this river Tuluo book!" Long Xiao nodded, probably meaning that Zhao Dazhui was already qualified to compete with him.

Zhao Dazhui has heard about the origin of this nine-square grid.

It is said that Fuxi was eating and wandering around one day and saw a turtle crawling out of the Yellow River.

Turtle! How cute!

So, the poor little turtle was caught by Fu Xi, and played with it carefully, and it was very round.

Later, Fu Xi felt that it was a pity that a few small grids on the turtle shell were idle, so he took a knife or a stone to draw XXOO in those small grids.

came and went, and it turned out to be a nine-square grid, who do you say this is reasoning with?

I waited for the scum to tinker for a long time and didn't figure out the problem, people just played with it casually, why is there such a big gap between people and people?

"Fu Xi is the emperor of the people, and his wisdom is like the sea, how can I and my descendants speculate? Between gestures, nature contains the truth of heaven and earth! ”

Long Chick is still a fan of Fuxi's brain, and she spares no effort to brag.

I don't care if you blow him into a foot that shatters the river of time and collapses countless stars with one punch. If you like it, what can I say?

"Huangkou child, you are really ignorant and fearless!"

"You're enough, aren't you? No matter how blind Bibi is, Lao Tzu will give you a melon to eat! ”

I don't know which way the Mao God is, and he is extremely shameless to have the abbreviation of a sleeping dragon and phoenix, so he dares to pretend to be a big clove of garlic in front of labor and management?

If it weren't for the sake of world peace and the upcoming Mathematics Greater China Competition, we would have endured it decisively!

Who knows if such old goblins are in a group, often come to a group chat or something. If one is killed and a bunch comes out, the senior brother may not be able to beat others!

"Listen, listen!"

Long Xiao smiled slightly, and put on a very captivating death look: "Zhuangzi said, one foot of air, half of it is taken every day, and it is inexhaustible, what is the explanation?" ”

This old thing isn't a good guy! A mouth is a matter of limits.

There is no doubt about how Zhao Da Hammer knows that this is a limit problem, it must be what the hammer wires said!

The standard answer Zhao Dazhui also saw it, and hurriedly replied: "This is right, as long as our ruler is precise enough, we will never be able to cut it off!" ”

"Wrong! You are the standard who knows what it is, and you don't know why. Where in the world is there such a fine saw? At most, five or six truncated times. ”

Long Chick laughed like a fox who had just eaten a chicken, and directly sentenced Zhao Da Hammer to lose one point.

No, aren't we talking about pure theoretical mathematics right now?

Isn't it a bit too much of a martial arts thing for you to suddenly introduce engineering and fuzzy theory?

If you're doing that, so will I.

"Dare to ask the old gentleman, three birds in the tree, one was shot dead, how many more?"

"Two."

"Are you a stupid bird, seeing that your companion was shot to death, and you don't know how to fly away?"

"Then there isn't?"

"Isn't there a dead bird on the ground? You big fool! ”

Long Hina was unhappy, he had not been so scorned since he had tied his hair and gone to school, and no one dared to say that he was a big fool. But if he really wanted to refute it, he didn't seem to be able to say anything.

If you don't pay attention to the rules first, can't you allow others to follow suit?

"It's all jokes, not elegant." The old face of the dragon chick did not have a single red, and turned the page directly, "Ruzi, and listen to the question: there is a chicken Weng one today, which is worth five; The hen is one, and it is worth three; Three chicks are worth one. Where 100 dollars buy 100 chickens. Q: What are the chicks of the chickens? ”

A hundred chickens for a hundred bucks?

Is there such a cheap chicken in the world?

If so, please bring me a million!

"Hugh has to talk about him left and right, you just have to say if you can answer it." Long Yan smiled proudly, "The old man has been studying for several days, and the results he has just come up with, I don't think you will be able to answer in a hurry." ”

"What's so strange? There are three answers: 4, 8, 12 roosters, 18, 11, 4 hens, and 78, 81, and 84 chicks. ”

"Impossible! You can't figure it out so quickly, could it be that you've seen this question before? ”

Long Chick was shocked, there is such an amazing woman in the world, ahh

My years of studying God are not given for nothing?

Zhao Dazhui was also shocked.

Where is this, I suspect that the test questions are leaked, can't it be because people have a high level of education and are a mathematical genius?

Ternary indefinite equations, is it difficult?

Besides, do I still need to rely on low-level cheating? Hammer wire in hand, I have the world!

In order to completely defeat the arrogance of this Sleeping Dragon and Phoenix Chick, Zhao Dazhui unceremoniously sacrificed the "four colors" problem: "Any map, with only four colors, can make countries with common borders with different colors." Is this true? ”

Li Tong blatantly interjected: "It's ridiculous! For example, there are many neighboring countries in the Great Song Dynasty, and if you want to distinguish them by color, there must be a lot of them. How can the four colors be? ”

"Shut up!" Yang Shi was a knowledgeable person, and hurriedly stopped his disciple from being embarrassed, "Such a profound question, how can you put your beak at it?" ”

This topic seems simple, but in fact it is a big pit!

According to some hammer wires that are not too scummy in mathematics, without several brushes, there is no need to think about giving a complete closing process.

Draw conclusions by calculating and comparing the next life!

"One more color or one less color, does it make a difference?"

In order to prove that he has the qualifications to interject, Li Tong did not hesitate to question the teacher's statement.

The difference, of course, is, and it's huge.

Not to mention that it can save a lot of paint, just making the map easier to distinguish and reducing the trouble of the commander to read and speak is already a great benefit.

Long Chick thought about it for a long time and found that there was no place to start, so he knew that there must be a different solution.

Changing his previous arrogance, Long Xiao bowed deeply: "Dare to ask Master Zhao to teach me." ”

What kind of thing is the teacher, you don't first ask me if I agree?

The important thing is that the parents of the students who use this kind of deception to fool the students will be scolded?

What's more, this old man doesn't know how many days he can live, and it's useless to take this apprentice!

"Why didn't it work?" Yang Shi said with a smile, "Brother Long is a pedantic celestial, especially in arithmetic, and he is even more unbeatable in the universe, uh, at least before." ”

Long Chick also knows that the true scriptures cannot be passed on lightly, and if you want to obtain the true scriptures, you have to spend some money.

Long Xiao saluted again: "Presumably, Master Zhao is going to implement new arithmetic in Taixue, and he is old and talented, so he can teach on his behalf, so as not to miss Master Zhao's major affairs." ”

That's right, having such a substitute teacher can avoid showing his timidity, avoiding showing his original form, and avoiding having no time to play, which is really a good thing with all the benefits and no harm!

Then leave the junior high school math to him!