010 I'm going to save the world?

010 I'm going to save the world?

Empress Zheng is a very simple woman.

Not only is the dress plain, but the clothing and makeup are also very plain. If it weren't for the phoenix hairpin on her head, which showed her identity as the lord of the six palaces, you would think that this was an ordinary female official.

For Zhao Ji, who is tired of eating big fish and meat, it is really excellent to occasionally come to the queen to cultivate herself and eat some "vegetarian".

[Cut, this queen is a little old! ] 】

[Do you really want to die? 】

[We can see the nightlife of the ancient emperors, which is already very good! 】

[Yes, yes, what else do you need a bicycle?] 】

[My tip, woo woo woo ......]

[Woo your sister, isn't it just a little money? 】

[My hundred? A year's worth of food! 】

can't lead everyone, visit more valuable "places", and see a few young and beautiful concubines, Zhao Dazhui is also very embarrassed.

"I'm sorry, old iron!"

[It's okay, it's okay! 】

We are all people with, Ann! 】

[Don't say it, this queen is different and has a temperament. 】

[I like it!] 】

[Phew!] 】

[So you're such a scumbag! 】

[The queen is really stylish, look at it. Don't be fooled by those glamorous sluts. 】

But it turned out that when Queen Zheng saw Zhao Dazhu, she did not have the style of a domineering royal sister at all, but bowed down: "Daughter-in-law Zheng, I have seen my little uncle." ”

Zhao Dazhui, who had never seen this, was embarrassed all of a sudden: "Queen, you are so neat, I am not prepared at all!" ”

When I see my niece and daughter-in-law for the first time, as an elder, I can't pay a meeting gift or anything. But Zhao Dazhui, a "little" elder, really doesn't have any suitable meeting gifts.

After fumbling in his sleeve for a long time, he actually pulled out a melon grenade.

Damn, whose thing is this? How could there be such a good thing?

"Ding Ding, this system sent you. Do you like it? Would you like to give it to your niece and daughter-in-law? ”

"Good uncle. Can this thing be used by ordinary people? Change one. ”

[Just now, what is that? 】

[You read that right, it's a melon, Cui Ping's same style. 】

[The anchor has another system, doesn't it? ] 】

[And weapons?] 】

[Hehe, you're so smart!! 】

[I just found out!] Talent! 】

[This melon, ordinary people can't play it, right? ] It's easy to get into trouble! 】

[Strongly ask the director to change props! ] 】

[Change props!] 】

Since everyone has strongly asked for it, the system has repeated the old words, and it is rare for conscience to find it once: "This is a giveaway." Last time, the 3.0 version of the sleeping king belonged to the internal testing stage, and it was not very stable, so I was really embarrassed. I applied for a giveaway to compensate ......"

didn't listen to this foolish work, Zhao Dazhui went straight in: "Can you get the money back?" ”

Zhao Dazhui never forgot the one million he was pitted, and always wanted to get back a little bit.

How many million are there in life?

"No way!"

When it comes to money, the dog in the system is more resolute than that, and he doesn't even take a beating, and refuses.

"Can you give me some other compensation?"

"Ding, the host has turned on the live playback PPT function. As an excuse to apologize, this feature allows you to specify the scene, the number of viewers, and the extent to which you will adapt it from historical facts. ”

"What do you mean?"

"Just like now, you can designate Zhao Ji to watch the whole process of Jingkang's shame, and the tragic situation of him being kidnapped by the Jin people. Let him wake up, so that he can obey you and go to the top of his life. ”

"You don't want money, do you? Is there a limit to the number of times I can use it? ”

If you're scared of the pit, you have to ask first.

"No money, no limit on the number of times, our company has always been very fair."

"Impossible! There must be a charge trap! ”

"In the process of playback, a large amount of data needs to be generated, and we have to charge a little bit of cost."

"100 million points?"

"Ten thousand in one second."

"One second, ten thousand?"

What kind of movie is this, 10,000 charges per second, look down on it!

Zhao Dazhui looked at his balance, well, it's not bad, it can last for three seconds.

But what if I'm happy to see it, and I look at it for two hours, I can't be poor enough to be pants?

"Hey, whoever wants your pants, disgusted! You can open a VIP room, a lot of people pay, maybe you can still make some money. ”

May I?

"Would you like to go into a VIP room and watch a paid movie?"

[What movie?] 】

[What standard?] 】

"The system charges me 10,000 per second, so let's all look at the standard."

Soon, there will be guild-like organizations to recruit iron fans, and the number of people will exceed 10,000 in the blink of an eye.

The guild also quickly came up with a public proposal: "The first phase of iron powder, one dollar per second, will never increase in price, at least a thousand seconds." ”

[I don't have any money. 】

[Don't you have three dollars? 】

[What can you do with three dollars? 】

[Yes, three-second man.] 】

Before he could hesitate, he was drowned out by a large number of people waving banknotes.

Since the anchor dares to open VIP, there must be a major scene to show.

On the first day of the live broadcast, millions of viewers already participated, and the number of people is increasing dramatically. And after rigorous inference from all parties, it can basically be concluded that the anchor is a person who has traveled to another time and space, and the cultural level is not high, the quality is extremely low, and the character is extremely obscene and vulgar.

If you give up treatment and continue to develop according to this path, you are likely to become a big traitor.

Although it is another time and space, who does not sigh at the abrupt end of another peak of Chinese civilization other than the Tang Dynasty?

If the Northern Song Dynasty had not perished, would there have been more and better Song lyrics handed down, and would our Chinese nation have suffered less suffering?

In order to stop the breaking of the Song Dynasty, we must first stop the rise of Jin and Yuan.

What is in front of you is to let this unreliable guy go to the right path. then led Zhao Ji to the right path, and finally led the Northern Song Dynasty in another time and space to the right path.

"Why are there so many righteous paths? Can't I go the wrong way? ”

[No, you can't.] 】

[Otherwise, we will ban you!] 】

[Yes, make your rumors, say that you sleep with female fans......]

[How old are people?] Another excuse. 】

[Female fans sleep with him? ] 】

[Sao Nian, the task of maintaining world peace is entrusted to you. 】

Zhao Dazhui thinks that this task is too great, and it is more suitable for Ultraman or the person who wears the pants outside to take on, and his little arms and legs really can't play this!

[Don't let you save in vain, we will give money.] 】

"How much can you give?"

【……】

"I'm kidding, I don't want to give money." Zhao Da Hammer Hero possessed, "Today I will let you see how I cleaned up Zhao Ji's faint king." If I don't clean him up, I'll be blind and surnamed Zhao! ”

[The anchor is mighty! 】

[Support the anchor to seek the usurpation of the throne! ] 】

[The surname Zhao is the one who can cover it! ] 】

[The anchor's real name is Zhao Dezhu? 】

[What a name! 】

[Of course, I think that when I gave him this name, it took a lot of effort! 】

[Roll over, baby cow.] 】

Zhao Dazhui made up his mind, and no longer bothered about whether the melon was fragrant or not, he stuffed it into his arms and said to the queen: "This thing is too dangerous, far beyond the five thunders of Taoism." If you don't use it properly, I'll take it first. ”

Empress Zheng thanked her again: "Uncle Gong's words are serious. Since it is a Taoist secret treasure, how can it be touched by women like us? It is a great joy to be able to see my little uncle and reunite my clan. ”

People know so much about etiquette, Zhao Dazhui can't just say it and not practice: "Do you know that when I first entered the palace, I changed a trick for the official family?" ”

Speaking of tricks, Zhao Ji was afraid, and Empress Zheng was also worried: "If it weren't for the fact that Uncle Fairy was a mysterious, and pointed out the key in time, I was afraid that I would have been poisoned into my lungs and terminally ill." Eleven Lang, haven't we thanked my uncle together? ”

Zhao Ji reluctantly bowed his hand: "Thank you!" ”

"Don't pretend to me, I know you don't believe it yet."

Zhao Dazhui smiled mysteriously: "Today, I will take out my real strength and let you see what high-end goods are." That is, do you have too many idle people here? ”

The law does not pass on the rules of six ears, but Zhao Ji still understands it.

With a slight side look, Li Qiushui, the dog-legged man, immediately ordered in a cold voice: "Everyone exit the hall." Those who dare to approach without permission will be killed! ”

"You, yes, that's you!" Zhao Dazhui pointed at Li Qiushui, "You are also an idle person, go out!" ”

"I am a close servant of the official family, and I don't avoid trouble."

"Who do I care who your grandmother is? Get out! ”

[Is this going to be broadcast?] 】

[Will there be anything new?] 】

[Don't worry, I trust the anchor in a mystery.] 】

Where did your obsession come from? 】