011 Let's start a live broadcast together

When the idlers in the palace were exempted, Zhao Dazhui said: "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, change!" "A big screen appeared in the void.

[Oh, I'm laughing to death, I'm still too old-fashioned.] 】

[Huh.] 】

[Yo he, 3D projection, this ......]

[It's advanced enough!] 】

[The ticket money is worth it.] 】

[Pick up your little bench and grab a seat!] 】

Since he decided not to hide his strength anymore, Zhao Dazhui simply started the live broadcast directly with his voice: "Old iron, is this scene okay?" ”

[Okay, that's great! 】

[The anchor is so bright, I'm going to give you a monkey!] 】

[Phew, shameless.] 】

[She is too old, the little woman is twenty-eight years old, and she will be ...... in the boudoir]

[Phew, it's 28, and it's still tender! ] 】

Zhao Dazhui laughed: "Don't worry, don't worry, everyone has a chance." It hasn't officially started broadcasting yet, so you don't charge money, and you can enjoy it. ”

Zhao Ji and the queen couldn't see the content of the live broadcast room, so they could only watch Zhao Dazhui talk to himself in a daze.

The queen said, "Who is Uncle Huang talking to?" ”

"Isn't Mo talking to the Divine Monarch in the air? Or are you listening to the teachings of the Taoist ancestors? Zhao Ji said speculatively.

"Your focus is strange, isn't it?" Zhao Dazhui pointed to the projection screen that could be suspended without aiding anything: "Shouldn't you be surprised? ”

Zhao Ji and his wife glanced at each other and shook their heads together: "It's just a mirage, and anyone with Taoist skills can do it." Since Uncle Huang has a great opportunity, just illusion is not a problem. ”

Well, since you've all said it's an illusion, I don't have to deny it.

"System, can I show the live broadcast room so that the emperor and empress can also participate?"

"You want to play big? Pull Zhao Ji and his family to broadcast live together? ”

"yes, yes!"

"Hehe, can't ......"

"Uncle's."

"It's impossible."

"Good girl, beauty, hurry up and give one."

"Nasty! Wait! ”

Ding, a smaller screen appeared next to the big screen, and there were three people on the screen, and the timer also began to run the meter, showing that the billing was being made.

[Shocked, I met Song Huizong! ] 】

[Wow, my ancestor is alive! 】

[Your surname is Zhao? 】

[Yes, I am the Nth great-great-grandson of the Zhao family. 】

[Your grandson is mysterious. 】

[I'm sorry, your ancestor's balance is insufficient, please recharge in time!] 】

Compared with those turtles who have never seen the world, Zhao Ji, the old turtle, is even more unbearable.

He shuddered and pointed to the screen tremblingly: "This, is this fairyland?" Are these all immortals talking to me? ”

"That's another world. They are not immortals, and they can't talk to you for the time being, at most they can only communicate in words. ”

"I, where do I write from? How to communicate with the peoples. ”

Hearing that it was not an immortal, Zhao Ji's waist unconsciously straightened up again.

"You don't use words, you just speak. Say hello, shall we? ”

"Well, ahem."

Zhao Ji tidied up his appearance and coughed lightly: "I, that is, the Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, all subjects, come and see me quickly." ”

The queen also pulled up her clothes and stood next to Zhao Ji, smiling, showing off her phoenix.

[Love, love. 】

[Long live my emperor.] 】

[Long live my emperor.] 】

[Long live my emperor.] 】

……

"Well, my subjects. I and the queen have always been approachable and unconventional. ”

[Didn't kneel at all.] 】

[I'm sorry, but the grass people have flattened. 】

[Loaded with X, it's easy to attract thunder! ] 】

[A faint gentleman, it's really pretended, it's really annoying. 】

[Pink turns black!] 】

The style of painting changed too quickly, and Zhao Ji couldn't accept it at once: "Bold! You people dare to insult me. Li Qiushui, I ordered you to take the imperial equipment and take down all these traitors. ”

[Yo, I'm so scared! 】

[Come on, you have the ability to cut me along the network cable! ] 】

【Burn the pen!】 】

【Burn the pen!】 】

"Pay attention to quality, pay attention to quality."

Seeing that Zhao Ji was about to be angry to death, Zhao Dazhui hurriedly came out of the round: "Everyone is angry." The first time the official family is engaged in live broadcasting, I can't grasp the scale, please understand. ”

"Zhao Dazhui, you actually turned your elbow outward and helped outsiders bully me? I'll find the Queen Mother now, remove your title and official position, and let you go back to the mountains to cultivate. ”

Zhao Ji was furious, and he wanted to kill Zhao Dazhu, a two-five boy.

The audience is gone.

[This dog emperor dares to get the anchor and him! ] 】

[We support you in your plot to usurp the throne. 】

[Use your five thunders to blast the big melon and blast this scum into scum.] 】

[It's against him? 】

"You're going to plot a usurpation?"

"You can pull it down. As for your broken throne, it is not certain that you can work for another three years, and it is rare for me to seek it? ”

In two years, this soul will throw the throne like a hot potato, throw it to his son, and run to the south to hide himself.

Also usurped?

After two years, you beg Lao Tzu to do it, but Lao Tzu doesn't necessarily want to be this broken emperor.

However, the audience's emotions were also a little too excited.

No matter how dull Zhao Ji is, he is also a generation of emperors, You are like scolding your grandson, it seems a little inappropriate!

As soon as he thought of this, Zhao Dazhui arched his hand: "Everyone, don't get excited. What are we doing today? It's to build a good relationship and jointly govern the Great Song Dynasty! ”

[Zhao Ji favored and believed in the ministers, and made the heavens angry and resentful, so he had the shame of Jingkang, and it was not a pity to die! 】

[That's right!] This faint gentleman is not worth saving at all. 】

[Anchor, you usurp the throne! ] 】

[Yes, with your ingenuity and system, you will definitely be able to create brilliance. 】

【Let's do it!】 】

"Stop!"

Why do you say that again?

How tiring it is to be an emperor!

You can't see me, do you?

[What do you say about the anchor? 】

We listen to you. 】

[That's right!] Too lazy to pay attention to that grandson! 】

"Shut up! That's my eldest nephew, you say it's a grandson, you want to take advantage? The system can be urged.,It's said that people are about to get off work.,If you don't start a big movie.,People will take back this function.。 ”

How good it is to watch a movie, especially this system that doesn't know what the hell is called, the movie that comes out is worth looking forward to!

The audience stopped talking, and Zhao Ji also snorted twice, no longer knowing the grass people.

Zhao Dazhui pointed to the live broadcast interface and threw it behind Zhao Ji, opposite the big screen.

It not only allows the audience in the live broadcast room to see the content of the movie clearly, but also allows Zhao Ji not to be disturbed by those uncivilized and discordant remarks, which is very conducive to stability and unity.

I'm so witty!

silently gave himself 10,000 likes in his heart, and Zhao Dazhui pointed to the big screen again: "There must be light!" ”

The screen suddenly lit up, and a mighty cat appeared: "Meow, meow!" ”

There is also a line of subtitles below: Meow Meow Meow production, it must be a high-quality product!

"Cut!"

Zhao Dazhui and Zhao Ji issued "praise" at the same time, and then smiled at each other, quite sympathetic.

At the same time, the comments in the live broadcast room are also surprisingly one-word.

It's the same word, and it's the same word, it's all the word "cut".

Zhao Dazhui pointed with a smile and motioned for Zhao Ji to look back at the comments.

Zhao Ji looked back at the "one word", and said very arrogantly: "It's just a grass people, how dare you coincide with me?" ”

No matter how "cut" the audience, you don't have to think much about who it is for.

Fortunately, the system still has a bit of a bottom line, and it didn't take a few minutes to get the opening song and credits.

It's just three seconds, and after eliminating a bunch of three-second men, it's time to get to the point.

In less than a minute, Zhao Ji burst into a rage: "Liar! You are all liars! Zhao Dazhui, what kind of demon method did you use, and you actually had such means?

If you dare to confuse me, I will kill you all! ”