Fang Yi, now a group of people in my heart!

Not long ago, two women in ragged costumes appeared on the beach on a desert island.

One calls himself Wu Zetian, and the other calls himself Shangguan Wan'er.

Fang Yi, who is only 25 years old, is the most promising person at the National Academy of Sciences, and two years ago he went abroad to conduct scientific research and unfortunately encountered a tsunami on the way.

The ship is gone, the companions are gone, and all that's left is a desert island in front of me, and a shit thing that doesn't work from time to time and doesn't work in a self-proclaimed system.

Now it's okay, there are two more actors who don't know which crew is too deep into the play.

Wu Zetian brushed his tattered dragon robe: "Aiqing! I...... It is really the Great Zhou Zetian Great Sage Empress! ”

"Oh......"

Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian with a foolish look, and the words "I believe you are a ghost" were clearly written on his face!

Wu Zetian's face was helpless: "I am really the son of the Great Zhou Tianzi......"

"Are you Wu Zetian? Coincidentally, when I was in college before, I played Wu Zetian's minister, Tang Gaozong Li Zhi, which means that you are my mother? Good lady, call Xianggong~"

After Fang Yi finished speaking, he looked Wu Zetian up and down, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva secretly, not to mention, this fool is really beautiful, and his figure is also first-class, a proper royal sister fan!

"Bold!" Shangguan Wan'er habitually wanted to pull out the big sword at her waist, but Shangguan Wan'er helplessly found that her big sword had long been missing.

So Shangguan Wan'er picked up a branch on the ground and glared at Fang Yi with an unkind face: "If you dare to speak disrespectfully to Your Majesty, you should be punished with death!" ”

Wu Zetian on the side also glared at Fang Yi with a murderous look.

"Ahh Fang Yi laughed without warning.

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but look at each other, not understanding where Fang Yi's laughter came from.

"You said your name is Wu Zetian?"

"Exactly!"

"You said your name is Shangguan Wan'er?"

"That's right!"

"Blind! Wu Zetian was born in 624 A.D. and ascended the throne in 690, and Shangguan Wan'er was born in 664! Even if you just ascended the throne this year, what do you mean...... You're 66 years old? You're 26 years old? Don't tease me! Are you stupid or am I stupid? Ha ha! ”

Seeing Fang Yi, who couldn't stop laughing, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er began to communicate softly.

"Your Majesty...... Isn't this man stupid? ”

"It's possible......" Wu Zetian nodded thoughtfully, looking at Fang Yi's eyes from anger to sympathy.

After a while, Wu Zetian remembered something and asked softly, "That fool...... Forehead...... I ask you, man, where is this? ”

Fang Yi glanced at the compass that looked like an ornament not far away: "You ask me?" Who do I ask? ”

"That'...... How do I get out of here? ”

Fang Yi glanced at SOS, which had been painted on the beach for several days not far away: "You ask me?" Who do I ask? ”

"What year and month is it?"

"You ask me? Who do I ask? ”

"Your Majesty......" Shangguan Wan'er gently pulled Wu Zetian's sleeve, "Your Majesty asks a fool such a question, isn't it playing the piano to the cow?" ”

"Hey! Little sister! Who do you say is a fool? I've put up with you for a long time! If it weren't for your good looks, you would have been pressed to the ground and beaten by me...... Yes...... It hurts ......."

Shangguan Wan'er almost knocked an adult man like Fang Yi to the ground in the blink of an eye, and then put her right elbow on Fang Yi's neck with a smug expression.

"Say! Who is a fool? ”

"Me! I'm a fool! Sister, let go, it hurts ......" Fang Yi almost cried.

Who knew that such a little girl who looked like a little jasper would be so heavy!

Wu Zetian was about to say something when he suddenly smelled a fragrance in the air.

"Gollum"

The hungry Wu Zetian's stomach let out a protest sound.

"Aiqing...... What is so fragrant? Is it eaten? ”

Shangguan Wan'er also felt hungry, let go of Fang Yi, and looked at the fire next to her curiously.

"Shhh...... Hemp eggs! It's so heavy! Fang Yi rubbed his shoulders with an aggrieved expression.

"Hemp eggs? Why are hemp eggs? ”

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er looked at Fang Yi with blank eyes.

"Uh......" Fang Yi was slightly stunned, "That's ...... Sweet potato! Don't tell me you don't know ......"

“……”

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er glanced at each other, and both of them showed a sympathetic look, sweet potato? What is this? It's simply unheard of! Seemingly...... What a fool this man is!

"?" Fang Yi was dumbfounded.

Did you say it very deeply? Sweet potatoes! Children know what it is, right?

Seemingly...... These two are really stupid, and they are very stupid!

It's a real hammer!

Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er with a look full of sympathy and tolerance, and used a wooden stick to pull out the roasted sweet potatoes in the fire.

"Whew...... Whatever it is! Anyway, all you need to know is that this thing is for food! ”

"This ...... Can you eat something that doesn't slip in the dark? Shangguan Wan'er looked at Fang Yi with a suspicious look.

"Love to eat, don't eat and pull down!"

Fang Yi didn't care about Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, and when the sweet potatoes were a little cooler, he quickly peeled off the sweet potatoes and ate them without style.

Shangguan Wan'er thought about it, leaned into Wu Zetian's ear and asked softly, "What does Your Majesty think?" ”

"I've never seen such embarrassing food, and if you eat it rashly, you may be poisoned!" Wu Zetian shook his head secretly.

"That'...... Why don't you try it first? ”

After Shangguan Wan'er finished speaking, she didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and she carried a sweet potato on the ground and peeled it off. At this moment, Shangguan Wan'er fully demonstrated her potential as a snack merchant.

"Your Majesty......" Shangguan Wan'er took a big bite while wiping the black crumbs on the side of her mouth, "Non-toxic!" It's a delicious delicacy! ”

Wu Zetian still stubbornly shook his head: "How can the image of the king of a country be damaged by eating?" Cannot! Even if I live on a desert island and starve to death here, I can't do it! ”

"Come on, silly...... Your Majesty, eat a little! Fang Yi followed Shangguan Wan'er and enthusiastically persuaded Wu Zetian.

A few minutes later.

"It smells so good!"

Wu Zetian held the roasted sweet potato in his hand and looked up to the sky with emotion.

"How? Tastes good, right? Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian proudly.

Wu Zetian nodded heavily: "I eat one, and I suddenly feel hungry and flee!" Can this thing be planted in the outside world? ”

"Of course!" Fang Yi continued to look at Wu Zetian with a foolish look, "This thing...... It's everywhere, right? Where can there be such a truth? ”

"How's the yield? If the yield is too low, it is really chicken ribs, tasteless food, and it is a pity to abandon it! Shangguan Wan'er looked around curiously, trying to find the land where sweet potatoes were grown.

"Cut!" Fang Yi glanced at Shangguan Wan'er with disdain, "You can question my character, but you can't question the genetically modified sweet potato I developed!" Not to mention anything else, it's no problem to produce 10,000 children and 8,000 catties of land on one acre of land! ”

“……”

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er both looked at Fang Yi with shocked expressions.

"Huh?" Fang Yi was slightly stunned, "It's very ...... Is it very, very low...... Or...... You're giving me a chance? Shall I go back and improve it again? I guarantee that within five years, we will definitely be able to achieve a yield of 15,000 catties per mu! ”

“……”

"? 20,000 catties! Really couldn't have more! ”

Wu Zetian choked with difficulty: "No...... Aiqing, you misunderstood...... Not low...... Be...... It's too much! This kind of artifact can really yield thousands of catties per mu? God bless me Big Zhou! With this artifact, everyone in my Great Zhou Dynasty has something to eat, the people are stable, the world is peaceful, and the Quartet is peaceful, no problem! ”

"Hehehe......" Fang Yi laughed strangely.

The people are stable? Is the world peaceful? Pacify the Quartet? Finally saw someone who can fool more than Lao Tzu and brag more than Lao Tzu!

What is the way of the world now? By these sweet potatoes? Will you be able to calm the world? Someone else is old and beautiful. Child. Bounce it down, do you know it, you don't know how you died!

Of course, Fang Yi would not say this kind of thing to the two girls who have been labeled as "fools"!

Feeling Fang Yi's disdain, but in order to be able to get this sweet potato that was considered a divine object, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er chose to endure it.

Wu Zetian ate the fragrant sweet potatoes and glanced at the nearby rice, and a shocked expression appeared on Wu Zetian's face again: "Aiqing, why is the rice you planted so full and fruitful?" ”

"The genetically modified rice I developed!"

"Can this kind of rice yield 1,000 catties per mu?"

"What? Jack? it? Do you look down on my rice so much? This mu of rice, to say the least, can also produce 6,000 catties! If the conditions are good, eight thousand catties will not be a problem! ”

“！！！”

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er couldn't describe the shock in their hearts in words at this time! Or that the hearts of the two have changed from shock to horror!

What kind of fairy-like figure is this? If you can really bring the so-called sweet potatoes and this magical rice back to the Central Plains, you can sweep the world and become the first emperor of the ages who surpasses the Qin Emperor and Han Wu!

"Aiqing! If I can bring these two things back to the Central Plains, I will definitely make you a marquis! ”

"Alas......" Fang Yi once again looked at Wu Zetian with a sympathetic look, "There are so few dedicated actors like you now!" It's a pity that the play is good, but it's too deep and stupid! ”

Although Wu Zetian didn't understand what Fang Yi meant, he faintly felt that Fang Yi didn't believe what he said: "Aiqing doesn't believe me? No jokes! After I go out, I will definitely make you a ......."

"You can pull it down...... Marquis ...... It's better for me to marry you! ”

"Ahh A hint of blush appeared on Wu Zetian's face, "No! I am the king of a country, how can I be allowed to be ...... people"

"Alright, alright, don't force it! I haven't seen anyone alive in two years, so come and play with me! ”

"How many are they?" Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi blankly.

"......Forehead" Fang Yi also looked at Wu Zetian blankly, for Wu Zetian's question, Fang Yi really didn't know how to answer......