"Your Majesty......" Shangguan Wan'er gently pulled Wu Zetian's sleeve, "Anyway, there is nothing to do, why don't you just play with what this person said?" A solution to boredom? ”

Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi, and also felt that what Shangguan Wan'er said made sense.

Anyway, there is nothing to do when he is idle, not to mention that Fang Yi is still a fool who likes to talk nonsense, in line with the principle of caring for fools, Wu Zetian nodded and agreed.

"Okay, let me play with your handfuls!"

"Forehead ......"

Fang Yi looked down at an indescribable part of himself with a strange expression.

When did you say let these two fools play their own ...... What's that?

Are you such a casual person?

It seems like it's really ......

Are you so cheap?

It seems that there is a real ......

"Ahem...... Such...... It's not okay......" Fang Yi was shy.

"Why not? Didn't you just propose to let us play? Shangguan Wan'er looked at Fang Yi suspiciously.

Sure enough, a fool!

Just now I said that I would let myself play a few games with His Majesty, but now I actually say that this is not good......

Capricious, untrustworthy!

What a fool!

It's a real hammer!

"Huh?" Fang Yi suddenly realized!

It turns out that these two fools...... I just proposed it...... Fighting landlords?

Say it earlier! I was so excited that I was in vain!

"Ahem!" Fang Yi coughed awkwardly a few times, and took out a treasure-like deck of cards from a wooden box behind him, "Declare in advance!" We play this, not a few handfuls! It's called ...... Fight the landlord! ”

"Fighting the landlord?" Wu Zetian tilted his head and looked at Fang Yi, "Who is the landlord?" Why fight it? ”

Shangguan Wan'er picked up the branch that was thrown on the ground not long ago, and her pretty face was cold: "Where is the landlord?" Your Majesty, the minister will go and fight him immediately! ”

"This ......" Fang Yi was slightly stunned, "The landlord is not alone!" But...... One way to play! You two stupid...... Do you two girls know what I mean? ”

"I don't understand!" Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er shook their heads vigorously.

"Lean ......"

Fang Yi, who was helpless, had to patiently introduce the two of them to the game of fighting the landlord.

After listening to Fang Yi's introduction, Wu Zetian couldn't help frowning: "It turns out that it is a little trick similar to shaking dice!" What is the meaning of such playthings? ”

"Don't mind! As long as you accompany me to play landlord fighting, I will call you Your Majesty from today, okay? ”

"Playthings are demoralized! Don't say that you call me Your Majesty, even if you call me the Queen Mother, don't play such tricks! ”

A few minutes later.

"Three with one!"

Wu Zetian slapped the sand excitedly, and almost jumped up happily.

"it...... No! Fang Yi shook his head in frustration.

“pass！” Shangguan Wan'er Bingxue is smart, and she has even learned a sentence from Fang Yi!

"One against 8! Mind you, I only have one card! Wu Zetian grinned, revealing his two rows of white teeth.

"Damn...... I can't afford it! Fang Yi sighed helplessly.

Shangguan Wan'er glared at Fang Yi dissatisfiedly: "This is not enough?" You've played your cards well! ”

"?" Fang Yi didn't notice at all that Shangguan Wan'er had stolen a lot of classic sayings from herself, "Can you blame me?" Who made me unlucky! ”

Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi and Shangguan Wan'er who were arguing, and smiled even more happily: "Can you hurry up, I'm grateful for the flowers I was waiting for!" ”

In the end, Shangguan Wan'er spread her arms helplessly: "Pass!" ”

"A J! I won! Yes! ”

Wu Zetian threw the last card in his hand on the ground, dancing happily.

Wu Zetian, who looks like he is in his thirties in appearance, is like a little girl who has gotten her favorite toy at this moment, innocent.

Shangguan Wan'er looked at Wu Zetian with a look of relief: "Since Wan'er followed His Majesty, I have never seen Your Majesty so happy!" ”

Fang Yi on the side didn't hear Shangguan Wan'er say anything at all, and his whole body's attention was attracted by Wu Zetian who was dancing.

It's still the same sentence!

This royal sister ...... It's fucking pretty!

It's just a pity that he is a fool and has a problem with his head!

……

After nearly an hour of fighting the landlord, on the premise of not being a thousand, it may really verify the truth that the luck of beautiful women is not too bad.

Fang Yi, who thinks he is a veteran of the card field, actually loses more and wins less, but fortunately, the three people fought the landlord and didn't bet anything, otherwise Fang Yi would really be lost to bankruptcy!

The three of them had already begun to feel hungry, as the owner of this desert island (self-proclaimed), Fang Yi felt that he should cook a meal to entertain these two fools who had been playing with him for a long time to fight the landlord!

Seeing Fang Yi standing up, Wu Zetian asked curiously, "What does Aiqing want?" ”

Fang Yi was obviously numb to Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er's words, and replied to Wu Zetian's words very quickly: "You are lucky to meet me on a desert island!" It's not too late, it's time to cook! Are you craving Chinese or Western food tonight? ”

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but look at each other.

This person...... I'm babbling nonsense again, saying things I don't understand!

Feeling the confusion in the eyes of the two, Fang Yi couldn't help but pat the top of his head, these two people are fools! How do fools know about Chinese and Western food?

Fang Yi sorted out his words: "What do you want to eat?" Potato stewed pork ribs? Grilled steak? Roasted whole lamb? Seafood? Haidilao? ”

"Hehe......"

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er both smiled and looked at Fang Yi with strange expressions.

The two of them don't have any actual experience dealing with this legendary madness.

Or...... Knocked him out?

Shangguan Wan'er suddenly had an idea in her heart.

"What the hell...... I don't understand this either! Never mind! I decided for you! Just roast the whole lamb! If you have a seafood allergy, I'll be a sinner! Fang Yi shook his head to himself, "Shangguan Wan'er, right?" Alas...... The name is so long, I'll call you Wan'er in the future! Let's make a fire! Do you know about making a fire? ”

Shangguan Wan'er felt a little shy about Fang Yi's slightly affectionate title, but thinking of Fang Yi's crazy words before, it seemed much more normal to call her, and she could accept it......

Shangguan Wan'er answered Fang Yi's question with her own practical actions!

Shangguan Wan'er squatted on the ground and picked up a piece of wood and stone, supplemented by hay, and began to drill wood for fire.

"You...... What are you doing? Fang Yi looked at Shangguan Wan'er blankly.

"Make a fire!" Shangguan Wan'er looked at Fang Yi suspiciously, "Do you know about the fire?" ”

"I ......"

Fang Yi was completely speechless!

Do you think you're a primitive? Still digging wood for fire?

Fang Yi looked helpless and took out a lighter from his pocket.

"What is this?" Wu Zetian on the side looked at Fang Yi suspiciously.

"What the hell...... Lighters! Depend on! ”

Fang Yi squatted down helplessly and gently pressed the lighter.

"Smack"

With a sound from the lighter, a flame came out of the lighter.

"Scare?"

Shangguan Wan'er and Wu Zetian seemed to be frightened by something, and kept retreating, almost hugging each other!

"What are you doing?"

"It's ...... What kind of fetish is this? Why can a fire be lit? ”

"This ......" Fang Yi was really messy, and he didn't know how to explain what a lighter was, "Huh...... You say it's a fetish, it's a fetish! A few years ago, I happened to pass by a fairy island, and an immortal on the fairy island gave it to me! That's okay, right? ”

"Huh? Immortals! Immortals! ”

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er hurriedly knelt down towards the lighter in Fang Yi's hand with a reverent face.

"What the hell...... Really two fools......"

Fang Yi threw the lighter in his hand on the ground in a panic and shook his head.

After a bonfire had been lit, Fang Yi waved his hand: "Wan'er, you have great strength!" You come and help me! ”

"What?"

"Catch the sheep!"

……

A few minutes later, Fang Yi took Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er to his sheepfold.

"Aiqing...... This ......" Wu Zetian looked at the sheep in the sheepfold blankly, and couldn't close his mouth in surprise.

"What's wrong with you?" Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian impatiently.

"This is a sheep?"

"Or else?"

"Why are you so fat?"

"Without him, only genetically modified!" Fang Yi rolled his eyes.

Soon Fang Yi was taken aback by his words!

When did you speak so literately?

It's over! Stupidity turns out to be contagious! I was infected by these two fools!

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er both looked at Fang Yi with puzzled expressions, the two had heard the word "genetically modified" from Fang Yi's mouth many times, but the two of them didn't understand what the so-called genetically modified was.

Could it be ...... GMO is the immortal that this fool met?

It must be like this!

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er looked relieved!

"Aiqing, how many catties can this sheep reach as an adult?" Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi expectantly.

"Hmm...... Probably...... So...... Eight hundred pounds! Fang Yi lowered his head with a look of shame.

To be honest, research on animal genetically modified organisms has always been my own weakness, and it is really embarrassing to say it.

“！！！”

Wu Zetian was so surprised that he couldn't speak, his two beautiful big eyes were as wide as two copper bells, if it weren't for the smell of sheep coming from time to time in the sheepfold, Wu Zetian even felt that he might rush up and hug the sheep and kiss them.

"The fattest sheep in Mobei is only more than 100 catties, and this sheep can reach 800! What a miracle! Immortals are manipulated! ”

Shangguan Wan'er on the side cried bitterly and knelt on the ground in the direction where the lighter was.

Wu Zetian was infected by Shangguan Wan'er, and he also shed two lines of tears, and he also kept kneeling in the direction where the lighter was: "God bless Da Zhou!" The people have such sacred objects as sweet potatoes and rice giant sheep, so why can't the world be peaceful? Why can't I rule the world? ”

Depend on...... Here it is again...... Perform...... You keep acting......

Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er with disdain.