"Knock Knock"

After the three of them had a simple meal at noon, they began to work.

At this moment, Fang Yi was holding a hammer to build a small sailing ship.

In the afternoon, the scorching sun was in the sky, and even though the cool sea breeze was constantly blowing, beads of sweat still appeared on Fang Yi's forehead.

For this kind of work that requires technical content, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, of course, the two laymen, can't help, and Fang Yi doesn't dare to let the two help.

In Fang Yi's opinion, let Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er participate in the construction of sailboats?

When the sailboat sails, it doesn't know how it sinks.

There is a good chance that the ship sank before the sudden storm!

However, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, who couldn't help, were not idle, and the two of them each held a big leaf to fan Fang Yi to drive away the heat.

"Brother Fang Yi, at this pace, how long will it take for the ship to be built?"

Shangguan Wan'er glanced at the sailboat that could not yet be called a sailboat, and her face was full of doubt.

"Perhaps...... It can be built in five or six days! ”

"Huh? Five or six days? So long? Wu Zetian couldn't help but sigh.

"Damn...... That's what I said! Standing and talking without back pain? Two beauties, I'm working alone, it's already very fast to build a sailboat in five or six days! It's a matter of our lives, of course I can't build a sailboat with a tofu scum project! ”

Fang Yi couldn't help but glance at the two of them.

These two people......

If you can't help, forget it, you still dislike yourself for being slow! It's too much!

"Okay......"

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er also understood this truth.

Indeed, as Fang Yi said, if you want to rely on Fang Yi to build this sailboat alone, five or six days is already very fast!

What people are most afraid of is having nothing to do when they are idle, and so are Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er.

At this moment, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, who were almost idle, began to gossip again.

Facts have proved that women, no matter when, have a heart of gossip, even if it is an empress like Wu Zetian and a talented woman like Shangguan Wan'er, they are no exception.

"Fang Yi, you are so capable, seeing that you are not young anymore, why are you not married yet?"

Wu Zetian stopped fanning Fang Yi and tilted his head to look at Fang Yi curiously.

"Married? Cut! Fang Yi's face showed a burst of disdain, "What's so good about getting married?" Boring! Also, what do you mean that I'm not too young? I'm still young! I'm still a little fresh meat! Getting married...... It's still early! ”

"Start a family, start a family first and then start a business!" Wu Zetian did not agree with Fang Yi's view.

"I've seen through marriage a long time ago! Oh, woman...... Before and after marriage, it's exactly two people! ”

"What do you mean by that?"

"Let's take an analogy, let's take this kind of thing as saying overlapping words, women, before marriage, eating, sleeping, bathing, after marriage, who you love, you can live, don't force it! Inconsistencies, judging two people! ”

"Poof"

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help laughing.

The two of them thought of the tone of the women around them who had become married, and it seemed that they were really the same as what Fang Yi said!

Fang Yi's words are simply not too true!

"You can't say that! Becoming a family means that you have a virtuous helper, and many things can give you some help! ”

"Help? Hehe! The disdainful expression on Fang Yi's face became more and more intense, "What help?" Accelerate your growth? Exercise your talking? Hone your patience? Challenging your temper? Break through your bottom line? Shock to your heart? Tickle your desires. Hope? Running out of your wallet? ”

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but be speechless for a while.

After a while, the two finally reached a tacit understanding and held back a sentence.

"Heh, single dog!"

"I'm ......"

Fang Yi suddenly felt aggrieved, and the hammer in his hand struck the iron nail hard.

"Fang Yi! You're your age! It's really time to get married! ”

Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi with a smile.

After all, Wu Zetian is a generation of empresses, and everything she does and says has her own purpose.

Wu Zetian actually used Shangguan Wan'er to bind Fang Yi from the beginning, and when he returned to the Central Plains in the future, Fang Yi could also use it for himself.

But now that he heard Fang Yi's words from Fang Yi's mouth, Wu Zetian was of course not happy.

You don't even want to get married, how can you use Shangguan Wan'er to tie you up? How else can you be willing to use it for yourself?

As a result, Wu Zetian felt that he needed to change Fang Yi's view of marriage and expel Fang Yi's fear of marriage.

"You know what! Is it true that if you get married, you will be happy? I have a friend who has been married three times, why do you think so! This marriage is simply a bottomless pit! ”

"If it's not good to get married, will people be willing to marry three times?"

“……”

Fang Yi was completely speechless.

At this moment, Fang Yi finally appreciated Wu Zetian's sharp teeth.

Wu Zetian is worthy of being a generation of empresses, not only has a bold style, but also speaks very sharply, and a few words of understatement made Fang Yi completely speechless.

"Hahaha! Nothing to say, right? Wu Zetian proudly raised his little head.

"You win, you win, I can't talk about you, okay!" Fang Yi reluctantly raised the hammer in his hand and began to surrender.

Wu Zetian quietly glanced at Shangguan Wan'er, and then looked at Fang Yi with deep meaning: "Fang Yi, what kind of woman do you like?" ”

"Well...... Fang Yi stopped the hammer in his hand and thought about it carefully, "Maybe...... Small face...... Pointed chin...... Slender arms...... Slender legs...... Eight-headed body...... Flat belly...... So be it......"

"Is that what you're talking about?"

Shangguan Wan'er casually caught a praying mantis from the small tree next to her.

"Ah......h

Fang Yi was stunned.

Mantis...... The praying mantis in Shangguan Wan'er's hand is exactly what she just said! Shangguan Wan'er's words are completely fine!

"Huh...... It turns out that Brother Fang Yi, you ...... And this particular hobby? It's horrible! Shangguan Wan'er looked at Fang Yi with a strange expression.

“……”

Fang Yi was completely speechless, and it was also at this moment that Fang Yi made up his mind that he couldn't waste time with Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, two fools!

With these two fools, I won't be able to pull out a result until tomorrow! These two people will only draw conclusions that the two of them want to draw, and as for whether the conclusions reached are objective or not, they don't care about that!

"Bang"

Fang Yi smashed another hammer on a steel nail!

……

Nearly a hundred nautical miles away from the desert island, a huge fleet of more than twenty large sailing ships was floating aimlessly.

"Ahh Hundreds of rivers from the east to the sea, when to return to the west! ”

Di Renjie, standing at the bow of the boat, looked at the endless sea in front of him, and couldn't help but chant poetry.

"Good poetry, good poetry!"

Behind Di Renjie, Wang Xiaojie smiled and hurriedly applauded.

Di Renjie glanced back at Wang Xiaojie with a disdainful expression: "Do you understand what this poem means?" ”

"I don't understand!"

Wang Xiaojie is an honest man and shakes his head very honestly.

But Wang Xiaojie felt that he seemed to be a bit of a disgrace to Di Renjie when he said this, Wang Xiaojie hesitated, and added before Di Renjie spoke: "Although I don't understand!" But after all, it is a poem chanted by Master Di, and that is a good poem! That's the poetry of the ages! ”

"Huh...... No culture! Di Renjie glanced at Wang Xiaojie with disdain, and continued to look at the endless sea in front of him proudly, "This is not a poem I wrote, it is a poem of Yuefu Chang Gexing!" ”

"Even if it is not a poem written by Master Di, it can make Master Di can't help but chant it, it is the honor of this poem!" Wang Xiaojie looked at Di Renjie's back with a smile.

"You ......" Di Renjie couldn't help but be speechless for a while, "I said that you are a military general who marches and fights, how can you almost catch up with me, a civil official who dances and writes?" ”

"That's Master Di's teaching!" Wang Xiaojie always had a smile on his face.

"What did you say?" Di Renjie turned his head suddenly.

"Ah...... No, no, no...... I mean...... What does it mean to be a sycophant? Master Di, what you said is serious! Look at what you're saying, am I a sycophant? I'm all from the bottom of my heart! Now that the truth of the world will be questioned, is it a sycophant? Alas! Is it a distortion of human nature or a moral degradation? Alas! ”

"Go, go, go! Go aside! Di Renjie had an urge to hit someone, "I knew that I wouldn't be in the same boat with you, isn't it fragrant to be in the same boat with Li Xiaoyi?" What a pity! You go, don't disturb my poetry Yaxing! ”

After Di Renjie finished speaking, he raised his head again and chanted the poem with emotion: "Ah! The autumn wind is bleak, and the waves are surging! The trip of the sun and the moon, if out of it! Xinghan ......"

"Master Di...... It doesn't seem like it's autumn, it's summer, right? Wang Xiaojie smiled even brighter.

"You! Don't let me see you again today, or I'll squash you! Di Renjie was furious.

"Hahaha!" Wang Xiaojie laughed and hurriedly walked to the far left side of the deck.

However, the smile on Wang Xiaojie's face quickly disappeared, and was replaced by a kind of confusion, because Wang Xiaojie suddenly noticed something unusual.

After a few more minutes, Wang Xiaojie was like a walking expression emperor, and the confusion on his face quickly turned into surprise or horror to be precise!

"Master Di? Master Di? My Lord Di, ......"

"Don't bother my Yaxing! Is it easy for me to come to the sea for the first time? What kind of hatred do you have with you? Is it necessary for you to destroy my Yaxing again and again? Yes? You bother me again, be careful that after I find Your Majesty, I report you to peek at Widow Zhang next door taking a bath! Di Renjie was interrupted by Wang Xiaojie again, and he instantly felt hysterical.

"It's not...... Master Di...... Come and see! I...... I'm ...... I suddenly had a bad feeling! Wang Xiaojie didn't care about Di Renjie's threatening words, and his face was full of fear.