Chapter 31: Very Spicy Duck Head
"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Di Renjie walked to Wang Xiaojie's side reluctantly.
"Master Di...... You see......"
Even if Wang Xiaojie was born as a military general and had experienced the baptism of life and death on the battlefield, he was panicked at this moment, and pointed to the galleon next door with his right hand trembling.
"What's wrong? Isn't that Lee Hyo-yi's sailboat? How? Do you miss him? If you don't see you for a day, you can't see it for three autumns? You two can't help it? Di Renjie looked at Wang Xiaojie with disdain.
"Your Excellency! My Lord Di! Didn't you notice anything out of the ordinary? Our boat is smaller than the boat that Li Xiaoyi is on! ”
"This ......"
Di Renjie frowned, and soon found something unusual.
Di Renjie and Li Xiaoyi's sailboat is smaller than Li Xiaoyi's sailboat, it stands to reason that the two need to look up when they look at Li Xiaoyi's sailboat, but now, the two of them look down at Li Xiaoyi's sailboat.
"Huh......" Di Renjie was slightly stunned, "Could it be that our ship has become bigger?" How can it be...... How did the ship get bigger? ”
"No, no, no...... Master Di, it's not that our ship has become bigger, but that our ship has become taller! ”
"Getting taller?"
Di Renjie immediately realized that something was wrong with the situation.
The two of them quickly ran to the far right of the deck, and they were greeted by the staircase-like waves.
When had the two seen such a strange scene, they couldn't help but look at each other.
"It's over...... Master Di, I'm afraid we're going to die at the bottom of the sea......"
As soon as Wang Xiaojie's words were finished, a terrifying wave tens of meters high rushed towards the sailboat where the two were located, and in just an instant, the sailboat where Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie were located was swallowed by the waves and disappeared completely.
And after the waves swallowed the sailboat where Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie were, the ladder-like sea surface strangely returned to calm.
On another sailing boat, Li Xiaoyi, the general of the Left Guard, was constantly directing the sailboat to speed up, unaware of the strange things that happened to Di Renjie's sailboat.
……
It's been another morning.
After Fang Yi made breakfast, he was busy building a sailboat.
At this point in time, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er had already come out of the cave and chattered, but today......
Until this point in time, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er had not seen each other.
Could it be that these two girls slept lazily today?
Curious, Fang Yi stopped what he was doing and walked to the entrance of the cave.
"Wu Zetian! Shangguan Wan'er! Get up! Why haven't you gotten up yet? It's time to eat! ”
There was silence in the cave, and no one answered Fang Yi.
Could it be that these two girls slept too hard?
The corners of Fang Yi's mouth raised slightly: "Are you all right?" I counted from ten to one, and when no one answered me, I came in! Ten! One! Well, no one answered me, I'm in! ”
Fang Yi hurriedly walked into the cave with extremely fast steps.
To Fang Yi's surprise, there was no figure on Simmons!
Fang Yi stretched out his right hand to investigate, there was still a burst of temperature left on Simmons, which showed that Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er had not been away for long!
Where will these two go?
Fang Yi left the cave and began to look around for Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er.
Not long after, Fang Yi found Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er on the beach.
However, to Fang Yi's surprise, there were not only Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er standing by the sea, but also a little old man and a middle-aged man, and these two were all dressed in ancient costumes.
What's going on? There are two more crew members filming nearby, and they encountered a big storm and fell here?
Fang Yi, who claimed to be the master of the desert island, felt that he needed to come forward to find out about the situation.
"Brother Fang Yi!" Shangguan Wan'er saw Fang Yi coming, and jumped excitedly and waved her hand at Fang Yi constantly.
After Fang Yi walked to the four of them, he instantly noticed something unusual, and the faces of these four people were filled with an emotion called excitement.
Do these four people know each other?
"Wan'er girl, these two ...... Do you know? Are you guys on the same crew? Fang Yi asked suspiciously.
Shangguan Wan'er didn't know what the crew in Fang Yi's mouth was.
"Brother Fang Yi, let me introduce you, this is the official of the current court, Lord Di Renjie Di! This is the Right Eagle Yang Wei General, Wang Xiaojie Wang! ”
"What? Di Renjie? Fang Yi was happy.
"This is ......" Di Renjie looked at Shangguan Wan'er with a puzzled expression.
"Aiqing, this person's name is Fang Yi, and he is a disciple of a genetically modified immortal! He is a master of the world, a pillar of my future! Wu Zetian's words made no secret of Fang Yi's respect and respect.
"Ahh It turned out to be Brother Dongliang! Fortunately, I will be glad to meet you! Contemptible Wang Xiaojie, please give me more guidance in the future! Wang Xiaojie walked up very enthusiastically and bowed to Fang Yi.
Di Renjie is a smart person, of course he understands the deep meaning of Wu Zetian's words: This person named Fang Yi is someone I will definitely reuse after I return to the Central Plains, you two give me a little leisure!
Di Renjie bowed to Fang Yi very stiffly: "Contemptible Di Renjie!" ”
"Your name is Di Renjie? Hahahaha! Fang Yi smiled from ear to ear, and even covered his stomach with his right hand and smiled very exaggeratedly.
Di Renjie scratched his head in embarrassment, constantly trying to find the joke of his name.
"Are you Di Renjie? It's in a TV series...... Yuan Fang, what do you think? That Di Renjie? Or in the glory of kings...... Punish you on behalf of the law! That Di Renjie? Yes? Hahahaha! ”
Fang Yi said as he spoke, laughing even more exaggeratedly.
"Forehead ......"
Di Renjie couldn't help but be confused, even if Di Renjie was a cultural person, he couldn't think of what Yuan Fang or what the glory of the king was if he wanted to break his head!
Di Renjie was helpless, so he had to look at Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er with a look of help.
Shangguan Wan'er walked up to Di Renjie and explained softly: "Master Di, don't be surprised, Brother Fang Yi was too stubborn when he was a child, and his head was broken by Mr. in the school, and his brain is a little problematic!" It's like this when you get sick, inexplicable, confused, unpredictable! will also say some strange things, Master Di, you just get used to it! ”
"Oh...... That's ......" Di Renjie suddenly realized, and at the same time felt sincere admiration for Wu Zetian, the empress.
Can a monarch who even a fool dare to reuse worthy of his own admiration?
"Hahaha!"
Shangguan Wan'er and Di Renjie over there were still whispering, and Wang Xiaojie here was already smiling from ear to ear.
"Ahh Fang Yi was like Columbus discovering the New World, and grabbed Wang Xiaojie's right hand, "Brother! Can you understand me? Can you understand what I mean? Do you still have a normal person like you in your crew? Thank goodness it's great! ”
Fang Yi never thought that there was a normal person in the distressed crew where Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er were.
But...... Fang Yi was a little too happy too early......
Wang Xiaojie is an honest man, and he shook his head very honestly: "No, no, no...... Brother Dongliang, although the truth may be a little heart-wrenching, but ...... I really don't know what you mean by what you just said......"
"What?" Fang Yi was dumbfounded, "What am I so ...... You don't understand? So what are you laughing at? You're laughing at the wool! ”
"It's not...... Although I don't understand, but seeing that you are smiling so happily, I think you must be telling a funny joke! In the face of Brother Dongliang's jokes, Your Majesty, Lord Di, Shangguan Zhaorong, there is no reaction at all, if I don't react at all, wouldn't it be too bad to give Brother Dongliang face? I think that's rude! Wang Xiaojie looked at Fang Yi seriously and said the truth in his heart.
"Ah, this ......" Wu Zetian, Shangguan Wan'er and Di Renjie glanced at each other.
The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart!
The three of them instantly felt that Wang Xiaojie's words were very reasonable!
Is it easy for Fang Yi to tell a funny joke? Even if you don't understand it, you should give some face, right?
Especially Wu Zetian, if he doesn't give this face, how can he let the arrogant Fang Yi be loyal in the future?
So......
Wu Zetian, Shangguan Wan'er, and Di Renjie suddenly burst out laughing.
"Aha! It's funny! I'm laughing to death! Hahaha! How could there be such a funny joke? ”
Even Shangguan Wan'er squatted down expressionlessly and pretended to laugh until her stomach hurt.
"You ...... It's too much......"
Fang Yi was speechless, and he became even more desperate.
It's over! It's really over!
Not to mention the two fools of Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, it's good now, there are two fools who call themselves Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie who are also too deep into the play and poured into their brains!
Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, the two fools, have already given themselves a headache, and now there are two fools, Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie.
It is conceivable that the rest of my life will be dark!
"Hey...... Brother Fang Yi, we haven't had breakfast yet, what's delicious this morning? After chatting, Shangguan Wan'er suddenly felt that her stomach was hungry, her little hand touched her little belly, and looked at Fang Yi aggrieved.
"Whew!"
Fang Yi sighed helplessly and resigned himself to his fate.
Anyway, there are already two fools on this island, and two more fools are not afraid, two less is not less, two more is not too much!
"Let's go to breakfast! Just this ...... Call...... Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie are also here, go and see the duck head I have prepared! Very spicy duck head! Fang Yi figured it out, and his emotions began to become positive.
"What?" Di Renjie was dumbfounded, "Girl? Or is it a spicy girl? ”
"What's wrong? Dislike? Fang Yi pursed his lips.
"Bastard! The old man is old, what kind of girl do you get to entertain the old man! And it's a very spicy girl! Outrageous! Your Majesty, how can such filthy people be reused? ”
Wang Xiaojie clapped his hands excitedly: "Okay, good!" Brother Dongliang, I like girls! The hotter the girl, the more I like it! ”
"What the hell am I ...... It's just a few duck heads, how did I become a dirty person? Fang Yi was completely speechless.
This is called Di Renjie...... It's even worse than Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er! Wang Xiaojie is a little less ill.
What kind of crew is this? Why are they all fools? Is it the crew or the fools who are focused on? Depend on!