Chapter 27: The Simple Way
"Fang Yi! Are you sure this thing is...... Is it really clothes? ”
Wu Zetian walked out of the cave after changing his clothes and turned around in embarrassment.
Wu Zetian didn't change his clothes in public as Fang Yi expected, which also made Fang Yi secretly mutter, aren't these two fools stupid......
"Brother Fang Yi! Your Majesty asks you something! Shangguan Wan'er gently pulled the corner of Fang Yi's clothes and reminded Fang Yi in a low voice.
"Ah......h Is there anything inappropriate? Only then did Fang Yi come back to his senses.
"Why are the two sleeves one big and one small? Don't you know how to make clothes at all? Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi with a suspicious look.
"Ah......h No...... You listen to my quibbles...... Ahh Fang Yi was embarrassed.
"Well, you say! I listen to your quibbles...... I'll listen to you! Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi expressionlessly.
"I'm not...... My cooking skills are so good, you eat so much every day, I'm worried that you will get fat in the future! If you get fat and your clothes are small, won't you be able to wear them? When the time comes, I have to make you a new dress, how troublesome! ”
"I can understand that the clothes are a little bigger, but ...... Why are the sleeves one big and one small? ”
"Wow, isn't it just that the sleeve on the right side is a little bigger! People, whether they are men or women, often use their right hands to do some indescribable things, in case the right sleeve is small, it is not inconvenient to do things! Fang Yi suddenly laughed obscenely.
"Indescribable things?" Wu Zetian was slightly stunned, "Although I don't know what you are talking about, you seem to have made a mistake!" Me and the clothes are facing you, and your right side is actually the left side of me and the clothes......"
"What!" Fang Yi interrupted Wu Zetian's words, "Are you using your left hand?" ”
"......" Wu Zetian was completely messy.
After a while, Wu Zetian turned around a few times, and once again had a new problem: "This dress has a good texture to wear...... But the workmanship is so bad! The chest is so tight that it feels like I can't breathe......"
"Can I understand that you're showing off your big breasts?" Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian with a strange expression.
"Shameless!" Wu Zetianqiao's face flushed.
Maybe it's because the three of them have been together for a longer time, maybe the three of them have experienced the test of life and death, or maybe they know that Fang Yi is the kind of heroic character who is unabashed.
Wu Zetian just said lightly, blushing and lowering his head without saying anything else.
Even Shangguan Wan'er, who yelled at the "bold thief" before when she didn't agree with her, was only eating and laughing at this moment, and there was no sign of anger.
Finally, after Fang Yileiren's words, Wu Zetian no longer had any doubts about the strange clothes on his body.
"Come on, Wan'er, try the clothes I made for you!"
Fang Yi hurriedly handed another piece of clothing to Shangguan Wan'er.
"Thank you, Brother Fang Yi!"
Shangguan Wan'er smiled sweetly, took her clothes and walked into the cave.
Seeing that Shangguan Wan'er didn't mean to change clothes here, Fang Yi was still a little disappointed.
A few minutes later, Shangguan Wan'er, dressed in new clothes, walked out of the cave.
"Your Majesty! Brother Fang Yi, how is it? Does it look like it fits? ”
Seeing Shangguan Wan'er wearing new clothes, Fang Yi's eyes couldn't help but light up!
Shangguan Wan'er originally gave herself a feeling of a small jasper, and now she is wearing this white dress, which adds a lot of aura to Shangguan Wan'er out of thin air, and her fair skin is even more condensed and lacquered against the backdrop of the white clothes!
"Tut-tut...... Wan'er little girl, this outfit suits you so well! Fang Yi kept nodding and praising it.
"Humph!" The corners of Shangguan Wan'er's mouth raised, "Brother Fang Yi, where is the family?" ”
Fang Yi was slightly stunned, casually glanced at the collar of Shangguan Wan'er, and couldn't help choking with difficulty: "Hmm...... Not small...... It's really not small......"
Shangguan Wan'er was also slightly stunned, and glanced at her neckline along Fang Yi's line of sight, and instantly understood the deep meaning of Fang Yi's words.
Shangguan Wan'er also blushed and lowered her head, not daring to look at Fang Yi: "Bad guy!" Brother Fang Yi will only bully others! ”
"Hahahaha!"
Fang Yi laughed proudly.
These two women ......
Yes? There are also times when I am bullied by myself today! You also have today!
Fang Yi felt that he had finally found the most effective and easiest way to deal with Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er!
Invisible driving, the deadliest!
After finishing breakfast and clothes, Fang Yi began to work in the garden with a hoe on his back.
The previous garden no longer existed under the impact of the tsunami, and now there are two more beautiful girls on the desert island, and I have to quickly restore this garden to its former state, of course, the garden was destroyed by the tsunami also shows one thing, the flowers in the garden can't withstand the destruction!
For this kind of thing, Fang Yi, as the only manly husband on the island, of course would not let Wu Zetian and girls like Shangguan Wan'er participate together.
So Fang Yi was sweating profusely with a hoe in the garden, while Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er sat quietly under a big tree next to Fang Yi and ate melon seeds.
"Phew"
Wu Zetian spit out the melon seed shell in his mouth: "Fang Yi, what's the name of this thing?" It tastes delicious! It's just a bit of a hassle! ”
"Huh? This is called melon seeds! Fang Yi answered Wu Zetian's low-level question, but the hoe in his hand did not stop, "You don't know the melon seeds?" ”
"Unheard of!"
Shangguan Wan'er also snorted melon seeds with a leisurely face.
"Hiss......"
Fang Yi turned his head and looked at Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er blankly.
Fang Yi suddenly discovered something strange.
Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er......
It seems that he remembers and recognizes the things before the Tang Dynasty or the Tang Dynasty, but he has no memory of the things after the Tang Dynasty at all.
Not to mention far away, let's just say that today's tomatoes and melon seeds, tomatoes and sunflowers were all introduced to the Xia Kingdom at the end of the Ming Dynasty, but Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er were very unfamiliar with tomatoes and sunflowers, but they had a little understanding of cotton and wine that existed in the Tang Dynasty.
Could it be that these two ......
Fang Yi was dumbfounded.
Could it be that after these two people were poured into their minds by the seawater, not only did they remember the script lines deeply, but even the non-existent things that existed in the Tang Dynasty were clearly remembered?
These two are too dedicated, right? Isn't the current entertainment industry all about sparse acting skills, and only hyping up scandals all day long? Is there really such a dedicated person?
No matter what the acting skills of these two people are, the Oscars should be awarded to these two!
If you don't send it to these two people, you can't make sense anywhere!
"Hey, hey, hey! Fang Yi, I asked you! ”
Fang Yi shook his head helplessly: "This is a snack, a seed of a flower called sunflower!" It can be used to squeeze oil, or it can be used as a snack, and the use is still quite large and wide! ”
"Can it be used to extract oil?" Wu Zetian was slightly stunned, "The ...... of this melon seed"
"This melon seed was also given to me by the genetically modified immortals! Because there are many empty shells, the real yield of one acre of land is about two or three thousand catties! The oil yield of melon seeds is generally below 50%, but I was given to me by the genetically modified immortals, so the oil yield has also been greatly improved, about 70%, which means that one acre of land can produce two or three thousand catties of melon seeds, and one or two thousand catties of oil can be squeezed! ”
Fang Yi answered all the questions that Wu Zetian might ask in his mind.
"That's really ......"
"What a godsend! With this melon seed, everyone can live and work in peace and contentment, and with so much oil, the nutritional conditions of the people can be further improved, right? ”
"......" Wu Zetian pursed his lips, "You're done talking, what do you want me to say?" ”
Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian angrily: "Sister, you have this line every time, can you change it to something fresher?" My ears are almost calloused! Count me on for you, you put it another sentence I haven't heard, OK? ”
"Hehe......" Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er looked at each other and smiled.
Both of them muttered in their hearts.
Fang Yi was bitten by a dog and contracted rabies? Otherwise, why do you suddenly go berserk?
Fang Yi ignored Wu Zetian and continued to work.
"Fang Yi, this melon seed...... How is it made? ”
"Melon seeds are not like those of tomatoes and sweet potatoes, you can harvest them directly after planting!" Fang Yi waved his hoe and patiently explained, "First of all, you need to plant a flower called sunflower, melon seeds are sunflower seeds, because of the problem of pollen spreading, many melon seeds are actually empty shells, and there is no such thing called melon kernels that you eat, so if you want to ensure that melon seeds do not have so many empty shells, you need to pollinate manually!" ”
"Because sunflowers are flowers, they are relatively weak, not as easy to raise as rice and sweet potatoes, and at the same time of artificial pollination, irrigation and fertilization need to be strictly controlled, so as to ensure that the melon seeds are full and taste good!"
Wu Zetian nodded lightly: "Hmm...... This is as it should be, the flowers are indeed not so easy to raise! Can I eat it after harvesting? ”
"Of course not!" Fang Yi shook his head, "After harvesting, you need to peel out the melon seeds and then dry them!" After drying, it has to be fried! Before frying, you need to add salt and a small amount of water, simmer for an hour or two, then pour out the salted water, drain the water, and roast it in the oven. ”
Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi with a look of embarrassment: "It's easy to plant, but ...... This roasted melon seed...... It's too complicated and cumbersome, right? There are so many steps, and a lot of what you say I don't know is! ”
"Hehe...... Fang Yi stopped what he was doing and suddenly laughed, "Of course, there is a super easy way!" ”
"You didn't say it sooner! What's the solution? Wu Zetian's eyes lit up.
The simple solution is...... Lie on the couch and yell 'Mom' and you'll get it for you!" ”
“……”