Seeing Wu Zetian's deflated appearance, Fang Yi laughed proudly again.

"What? Don't want to trouble you? Or...... It's okay for you to lie on the couch and yell 'husband', all the same! Whether it's made or bought, I think anyone will be happy to help you with this! Aha! ”

"Husband? What is a husband? Wu Zetian suddenly tilted his head and looked at Fang Yi with a puzzled expression.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......" Fang Yi was almost choked by Wu Zetian's words for a moment.

"yes!" Shangguan Wan'er also began to speak, "What is my husband?" Eat? Is it OK to eat? ”

"This ...... You can still eat it in some places...... Ahem! Wan'er, why are you so dirty! Too bad! ”

"Ah......h What's wrong with me? Shangguan Wan'er was stunned.

"Then you mean, what the hell is my husband?"

"My husband is ......" Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er blankly.

Do these two really not know or do they pretend not to know?

Are you two really that stupid?

You guys are so stupid...... It all makes me think you're playing dumb!

No way! No way! It's 3010 A.D., so there shouldn't be anyone who doesn't know what a husband means, right?

Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi, who was speechless, and remembered the previous "mother" in Fang Yi's joke, and Wu Zetian nodded thoughtfully for a moment.

"Fit for ...... You said mom...... Meaning...... Husband is a kind of title? ”

"Or else? Do you really think it's food? Fang Yi pursed his lips.

"Who can be called husband by me and Wan'er?"

"I ......"

Fang Yi was speechless.

How do you ask me to answer this question?

How do I know who your future husband is? Could it be that I can know who your future husband is by watching the sky at night and pinching my fingers?

If I had the ability, I would still have a calf with you in a place where birds don't?

Pinch your fingers and calculate the route home, and then calculate where your future wife is, isn't it fragrant to find your future wife? Why do you two elm heads explain this and that every day?

Are you waiting for your aunt to come and ask yourself why did you come to your aunt?

Wu Zetian was slightly stunned: "You? Fang Yi, you mean...... Are you the one who I and Wan'er call my husband? ”

"Huh?" Fang Yi was dumbfounded, "When did I say that?" ”

"I just asked you, who can be called husband by me and Wan'er, and you answered me with the word 'I', isn't it you? Is there a person in the world called 'me'? ”

"I ......" the hoe in Fang Yi's hand fell to the ground, "Did I have it just now?" ”

"Yes! I can testify for Your Majesty! Shangguan Wan'er smiled and nodded.

“……”

Fang Yi was completely speechless.

This Shangguan Wan'er...... Can you still laugh?

You were sold by Wu Zetian with a lighter before, and now you are sold for a few melon seeds, just like that, can you still laugh?

And Wu Zetian, you too.

You've never eaten melon seeds in your life, have you? Shangguan Wan'er is a foodie, and you are also a foodie?

Sold yourself to me as a wife for a few melon seeds?

You two are too foolish, aren't you?

You are so unrestrained and casual, have you considered my feelings?

Am I the kind of person you think is freewheeling? Don't I have any principles?

"That's right! The title of husband is what you and Shangguan Wan'er call me! Fang Yi nodded vigorously, and then Fang Yi thought of something, and began to add a few points, "And it's an exclusive title!" You can only call me husband, you can't call other people, especially men, husbands! Do you know what I mean? ”

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er don't know the specific meaning of the word "husband" at all, in the eyes of the two now, as long as there are melon seeds to eat for nothing, Guan Fangyi lets the two of them call him anything, as long as it is not his father and grandfather or Xianggong!

Shangguan Wan'er pinched a big leaf in her hand that she didn't know when and where it came from, and fanned herself and Wu Zetian: "Husband, I'm going to eat melon seeds!" ”

"Ahem, ahem......" Fang Yi almost choked again, "But...... I think I still have to add that the title of husband is very serious, and you can't call it casually until the critical moment, do you understand what I mean? ”

"Oh......" Shangguan Wan'er nodded thoughtfully, "Then Your Majesty and I can call Brother Fang Yi as our husband every time we want to eat melon seeds!" ”

“……”

Fang Yi shook his head helplessly.

Unexpectedly, I was just a joke, and I actually let these two girls really call themselves husbands.

Eventually...... It's a sin to be handsome!

There is nothing in the first place, where is the dust!

Alas! I am so handsome, why do I have to make so much trouble for my handsomeness! Isn't that a great sin?

If one day he was handsome and was going to be sentenced, Fang Yi felt that he must be sentenced to death, and it was the kind that would be executed immediately!

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er didn't realize that there was anything wrong with the two of them calling Fang Yi at all, the two of them were still constantly sighing that Fang Yi was a good person, as long as the two of them called him, her husband would take the initiative to get fragrant melon seeds for the two of them to eat, where to find a good person like Fang Yi in this world?

Fang Yi finished his narcissism, picked up the hoe on the ground and began to work again.

Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi's busy back, and his heart became more and more determined to reuse Fang Yi after returning to the Central Plains.

Such a hard-working, down-to-earth, affectionate, righteous, intelligent, witty, and strategic, pillar of talent, if he misses it, he won't be able to find it back with a lantern in the future!

Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi's back and fell into deep thought, and soon Wu Zetian became interested in Fang Yi when he was a child.

As we all know, many celebrities are very naughty when they are young.

When Cao Cao was a child, he liked to do some bad things with Yuan Shao, and even pretended to have convulsions to alienate his father and distrust his uncle.

Often the more lively and naughty people are when they are young, the more they have the courage to do big things, and honest children are bound by etiquette and rules in their bones, and they do not have superhuman courage and courage when they do big things.

So what about Fang Yi, who is regarded as a pillar of the country? Was Fang Yi honest or naughty when he was a child?

The more Wu Zetian thought about it, the more curious he became, of course, Wu Zetian couldn't directly ask Fang Yi the question "Were you a naughty bear child when you were a child or an honest good child?"

As the queen, Wu Zetian has his own wisdom, and Wu Zetian plans to knock on the side.

Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi meaningfully: "Fang Yi, everyone has their own team from childhood to adulthood, what role did you play in the team when you were a child?" ”

"As a child? You mean...... When I was studying? Fang Yi was slightly stunned.

Wu Zetian thought about it, going to school in the academy might be the time to read in Fang Yi's mouth! There's nothing wrong with saying that.

Wu Zetian nodded: "Yes!" What was your role in the team when you were in school? The tiger of Zhenshan? Visionary eagle? Agile leopard? Loyal dogs? Which one? ”

Although Fang Yi didn't know why Wu Zetian suddenly asked himself such a strange and inexplicable question, he still thought carefully about Wu Zetian's question.

After all, other girls call themselves husbands, a woman asks her husband's past and understands her husband's self-positioning, which is understandable, normal, and not too much!

Looking back on his nearly twenty years of study career, thinking of the role he played in the class when he was studying, Fang Yi couldn't help but laugh on the spot.

"Which one?" Wu Zetian's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but be curious.

"It's not a tiger in Zhenshan, it's not a far-sighted eagle, it's not an agile leopard, it's not a loyal dog!"

"What's that?" Not only Wu Zetian, but Shangguan Wan'er was also curious.

"I'm ...... Black Sheep! ”

"......" Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er were immediately dumbfounded.

Wu Zetian was not happy: "I am asking you this question sincerely, if you are not willing to answer, speak bluntly, you don't need to say this!" ”

Wu Zetian would never believe that Fang Yi, a smart and capable person who knows the ancient and modern times and is full of economy, would be a black sheep when he was studying.

Fang Yi's smile became even stronger: "To be honest with you, you still don't believe it, don't you believe that I am a black sheep?" That's okay, then I'll change it! A bucket for rice? A-stirring stick? Hahahaha! Whichever you think is which! ”

“……”

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but have a black line, and they were completely speechless.

If Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er didn't believe Fang Yi saying that he was a black sheep before, and then heard Fang Yi's answer, Wu Zetian and Fang Yi were convinced of it.

Aren't you a black sheep who would answer our questions like this?

Can you still answer other people's questions? Ask you a question and you'll be skinned!

You are so skinny, you like to spoof like this, not to mention that when you used to go to school, even when you grow up, you are a black sheep!

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er even suspected that the reason why Fang Yi became the stupid way he is now is because he was too naughty and was beaten by the teacher when he was in school!

If it wasn't for the teacher who broke your brain, how did you become the stupid person you are now?

Deserve!

Well played!

It would be better if I beat you to death!

Seeing that Fang Yi began to work again, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er both looked away angrily, and they didn't want to deal with Fang Yi anymore.

The two of them knocked the melon seeds in their mouths hard, as if they were not knocking melon seeds but Fang Yi in their mouths!

Of course, Fang Yi, who was the person concerned, didn't know what Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er were thinking now.

Even Fang Yi was still enjoying the tranquility at this time, and the two women finally stopped chattering and bothering themselves to work.

Without the interference of Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, he might only need half a day to complete the task of repairing the garden!