095 An actor's self-cultivation
095 An actor's self-cultivation
Of course Uncle Huang is okay, how can Uncle Huang no longer work? Uncle Huang and his old man are not only doing it now, but they will definitely continue to do it in the future.
But the problem is, everyone is a clan, why is it too anxious to fry each other?
Whoever is that, and who is that, are all regular customers of Flower Street Willow Lane and Goolan Tile Shop, and they go to those places more often than they go home, why don't you find them to pretend to be women?
Should! Let you owe your mouth, show how capable you are, and want to take advantage of the teacher. Now, retribution is coming, right?
Zhao Butry regretted it so much that he couldn't wait to slap his mouth hard, but was dissuaded by Teacher Shu: "Don't move!" I'm painting your eyebrows, and it won't look good if it's crooked. ”
Teacher Shu also taught the students while drawing: "Everyone look at it, the man's eyebrows are thick and long, and he looks handsome." As for the woman's eyebrows, they should be drawn more slender and charming. ”
A bastard said, "Hehe, a man is thick and long, but he doesn't just have eyebrows!" ”
Teacher Shu smiled: "Really? Do you want to show it, if it's true, I can give you one more chance to pretend to be a woman! ”
"Uh, we have thick arms and legs, so let's not show it yet, right?" The bastard was stunned for seconds.
He can see it, don't look at this Teacher Shu's dusty breath, but that face turns faster than a book. If you dare to talk about it again, this newly baked "beauty" in front of you is a lesson from the past.
Zhao Butry, who was refreshed, really has eyebrows like distant mountains, skin is better than snow, and red lips are like fire, but he doesn't look like a person. Of course, this is just the opinion of Zhao Dazhui, a little kid, and does not represent everyone's opinion.
"Beautiful!"
"Especially this powder, it's so white."
"Aren't you talking nonsense, pink and black? If you want me to say, it is the teacher's eyebrows that are best drawn, and I can't help but think of a sentence. ”
"What is the pleasure of the boudoir more than that of a thrush?"
Zhao Dazhui doesn't understand, this painting looks like a geisha from the country of gourds, the small face, uh no, it's Zhao Butry's big face and plate are white, where is the beauty?
Hearing that there were different opinions, Zhao Buqian hurriedly took a self-portrait in the mirror, and actually exclaimed: "There is such an amazing woman in the world?" Is this me? Teacher Shu, you are really the reincarnation of Hua Tuo! ”
Hua Tuo should be a doctor who treats diseases, when did he start a beauty salon? However, with Zhao Butry's death with these three wrong views, he may really have to go to Hua Tuo to treat his brain.
Wrong! This is a complete ghost, so he still summoned Zhong Kui and took this demon away, so as not to frighten the children on the street.
"I'm still going out on the streets? I don't want to go. "Zhao didn't want to try.
Beauty is beautiful, but why should I let those ordinary people appreciate my beauty? Do they know how to appreciate?
Teacher Shu also nodded: "It's true that you can't go to the street now, because there is still something missing." Well, have you ever eaten a coconut? ”
Don't look at Bianliang inland, but there are all kinds of rare things. A mere coconut, let alone a problem.
There are fast legs and feet, so he quickly ran to the street to buy it, and was cut in half by that teacher Shu. Because I was reluctant to waste the milky coconut water, I drank it again.
When it was over, he stretched out his bright red tongue and licked the remaining drops from the corners of his mouth.
[, this is the teacher? It's clearly old wet, right? 】
[I have to say awkwardly, I'm up.] 】
[You know, you can't always lie on your stomach. 】
"I mean something else. 】
[Hehe, coincidentally, so am I. 】
[You guys have a really heavy taste, I deeply suspect that this product is a bloodless descendant, ahh 】
[Where do we seem to have seen this routine?] 】
[It's a real hammer, it's the blood without phase himself.] 】
How so? 】
[Didn't you see that Zhao Dazhui was indifferent to him and disdainful? 】
There are many things that Zhao Dazhui disdains, and it is not bad for this object that I don't know whether it is a man or a woman, a person or a ghost. All he cares about is whether this person is studying hard.
After all, Xing Ye has said that "The Self-cultivation of Actors" is a good book. Then who has also said, read well, read good books. But looking at the current operation, this person may have read some unhealthy content, right?
Is the system giving a fake book?
"The system is produced and must be a high-quality product. You dare to question the credibility of the company, don't talk about martial arts at all, deduct money! ”
"Why is this deducting money again? I didn't say anything, did I? ”
Zhao Dazhui deeply feels that this system is purely a "sinkhole", a pit for people every day.
"Let you know how good it is and avoid doing it again. Young man, let's get juice for rat tails! ”
The system that deducted the money "retired", but Zhao Dazhui felt that it was not a loss, because Mr. Shu did have some ability.
Not only did he successfully stuff two cloves of coconut shells into Zhao Buxian's chest, but he also cared about whether the shape and position were beautiful and natural.
What's more, she also asked Zhao Butry to take a few steps and taught footwork.
"Don't underestimate this walking, people of all professions walk differently!"
Teacher Shu picked up the whip and smacked all parts of Zhao Butry: "Raise your head, raise your chest, lift your buttocks, and close your abdomen." Yes, that's good. The steps should be broken but fast, uh no, that's the maid walking. How does the girl in the Qinglou walk? ”
Speaking of this aspect, it is Zhao Butry's strength: "My sisters all walk like this, I'll learn from you!" ”
Zhao didn't try to twist and twist, like twisting Yangge, and didn't forget to take out a silk handkerchief that God knows where to get it, swaying here and there, with extremely high professionalism.
Teacher Shu didn't expect that he would encounter such a strange thing.
Is it still up to her to teach this? This is simply a model of self-taught, a model of self-taught.
"You can't do that." Zhao Dazhui saw that he was about to collapse, and hurriedly brushed a wave of presence, "If you don't try brother, can't you go to a high-end place?" It's all the actions of a low-end clubhouse girl, right? ”
"Who wouldn't want to go to the high-end ones? Hello girl from Fan Lou, can I afford to go? ”
"Isn't Fanlou a restaurant? And this event? ”
I have admired the name of the first restaurant in the Northern Song Dynasty for a long time, and considering that minors can't drink, Zhao Dazhui has never gotten there. I didn't expect that there were other businesses in it, so I had to go!
"I've seen a few top brands, who walk like everyone else, look handsome, and are versatile. When I have money......"
"Stop! We'll go back to this issue, and let's talk about how to pretend to be! ”
Teacher Shu nodded to Zhao Dazhui imperceptibly, and straightened the building that was about to fall off: "What Zhao Dezhu means is that you have to be like what you pretend." Not only the appearance, but also the walking, speaking, and habits of all aspects. ”
Zhao Buqian thought carefully about how the senior sisters walked, and changed their posture.
The writhing amplitude of the fat ass is smaller, and the silk is no longer indiscriminately attracting bees and butterflies, judging from the back, she is a proper woman from a good family.
From the front, vomiting ......
No matter how much others praise him, Zhao Dazhui can't accept it.
This is not like a flower, it is Kong Lianshun!
If this person is the top brand of a certain Qinglou, he doesn't know how he was beaten to death, and he can still hold up a big show alone?
Fortunately, Mr. Shu's preparation is relatively sufficient, and the time is also abundant, enough to rehearse a few more supporting roles and tricks.
Everything is not ready, and it doesn't matter if he has an east wind or not, the show will start tomorrow!