096 Are women easier to get close to?
096 Are women easier to get close to?
As the saying goes, behind a successful woman, there may be many men. Behind a not-so-successful pig's foot, there must be a lot of supporting roles to match.
That's it, the "heroine" Zhao Butry, who performed for the first time, is unknown whether she can successfully complete the performance task.
Zhao Ji was very worried: "Zhao is also a clan if he doesn't try, is it not appropriate to show his head like this?" ”
This audience can't do it, I can't grasp the point.
What you should worry about now is whether this actor can act online and whether he can successfully complete the task of observing the people's feelings.
What do you think about every day?
Unreliable people, as always, unreliable, Zhao Ji asked again: "It's freezing this day, why does Uncle Huang have to come to watch it?" ”
"Cold?"
Zhao Dazhui pointed unceremoniously at the pedestrians with ragged clothes and thin yellow muscles: "Are they cold?" Do they need to be fed, clothed, and have a little wine to drink? ”
"Uh......"
Zhao Ji didn't dare to speak, but he was really a little unconvinced.
From the Three Emperors and Five Emperors to the Qingping Prosperous Era of all dynasties, no one dares to say that there is no one who is hungry and cold, I can already do it, right?
Forget it, Uncle Huang's mood today is not very good, let's not make his old man angry. If he scolds the old man, my face will be a little unbearable!
Watch the play, watch the good show arranged by Uncle Huang today, maybe there will be an unexpected gain.
According to an advertisement, no matter how good the play is, it can't come out without sound.
Zhao Ji only saw Zhao Bu trying to twist and twist, and came to a hawker, who seemed to ask a few words and lost a little money. The peddler seemed not happy and threw the money back.
The two men seemed to quarrel and then seemed to scuffle together......
"Uncle Huang, let's start the video, it doesn't feel good to look at it like a cloud."
"What's the video? As soon as the video is opened, fans have to go into the VIP room, save some! As he spoke, Zhao Dazhui threw over a headset, "Bluetooth, put it on, and you can understand it." ”
There is a sound, and with the picture, the feeling is immediately different.
But it turned out to be Zhao Bu's amorous death, which aroused the covetousness of the hawkers. may have issued a few compliments, causing Zhao Bu to try to reward him.
Unexpectedly, the vendor quit.
He thought that it was not easy for the "girls" to make money, he had a livelihood anyway, and he couldn't ask for the girls' hard-earned money, so he decisively refused.
Zhao Buqi felt that the money thrown out was like water spilled, and there was no reason to take it back.
A lot of classmates are watching, how embarrassing would it be if I got it back?
The peddler insisted on not wanting to, and used the idiom: "As the old saying goes, if you don't get merit, the girl should take it back!" ”
Zhao Butry insisted on sending: "It's easy for me to make money, you better keep it!" ”
Zhao Butry just showed off his family background euphemistically, but he didn't expect to attract a burst of pity from the peddler: "The girl is not young, right?" Even if there are many benefactors now, you have to leave a way back for yourself! ”
Teacher Shu, who pretended to be a colleague, smiled: "This eldest brother is really a real person, he is worried that you are old and decrepit and have no guests, and he wants you to save some money!" ”
Those who walked in front, those who carried burdens in the back, those who sold rouge gouache on the side of the road, and a dozen or so passers-by who didn't even have props, laughed together, a joyful scene.
Zhao Ji also laughed: "My people are really humble gentlemen!" ”
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Zhao Dazhui shouted into the headset: "Shu Qiqi, you give me a whip Zhao Butry and that hawker, smoke hard!" I'm! ”
Teacher Shu, who received the order, was confused: "Why? These two are good people! ”
"! This is the childcare that Zhao Bu is looking for, don't you see it? Zhao Dazhui was furious, "I really doubt that you are a professional." With such a fake play, what else is there to doubt? Hit, shoot to death! ”
Everything is afraid that someone will say that it will be broken, as long as someone reminds you, and then look at the scene of that group of river crabs, there are flaws everywhere and doubts everywhere.
The hawker's style was too high, and Zhao Bu's action of throwing money was too sudden.
The biggest suspicion is that an illiterate peddler is actually full of words, isn't it too strange? With this diploma, what kind of pork guy are you, isn't it fragrant to go directly to the exam?
Shu Qiqi stepped forward and kicked Zhao Bu over first: "Say, did you arrange this person?" ”
"Not ......"
Bang, a floor tile next to Zhao Buxian's head shattered.
"Yes, yes, I arranged for a person who wants to study Taixue to cooperate with me in this scene."
His life was at stake, Zhao Butry didn't dare to cheat and play tricks, so he quickly admitted it.
This old lady is so violent. Kicking people and destroying public property if they don't agree with each other is really not something that people of our level can get close to!
The other supporting characters walked over and looked at Zhao Buqian who fell to the ground, full of sympathy.
This is just a trip to visit, and there is no need to be so serious.
That said, even if Zhao Butry was despicable and shameless, but the teacher's punishment was too heavy, and it should be replaced by Zhao Butry to invite everyone to the restaurant.
Some people also questioned whether the teacher was wrong, the vendor behaved naturally and had first-class acting skills.
"Shut up!" Shu Qiqi roared, "Uncle Huang's eyes are like torches, and he sees thousands of miles, how can he be deceived by this little trick?" Besides, do you think it's a game? ”
What else can it be if it's not a game?
Don't look at everyone's enthusiasm, that's because those who have studied all day are also tired, and they all want to play and relax under the banner of going out.
Even if Zhao doesn't try to pretend to be a woman, it's just a prank, and no one really despises him.
But looking at Mr. Shu's appearance now, what does it seem to mean?
"What if you are surrounded by foreign enemies and need to disguise yourself and spy on the military?"
"We are literati, and we can't do the things of that martial arts scout!" Zhao Butry rubbed his stomach that was kicked and hurt and his butt that hurt, and he didn't forget to show his profession.
"If you become officials in the future and want to understand the sufferings of the people, what should you do?"
A student who was about to enter the inner house with excellent grades proudly replied: "There are good squires and loyal officials who can be dispatched, so that the people will not suffer from diseases!" ”
This is too strong, too sour, too smelly, and few people agree.
The squires may be really good, but how many of the officials are good? It is a basic way of life to be abducted and deceived by the superiors and subordinates, and it is not uncommon for the chief official to be killed by the trap.
All pointing at these people, they must have been fooled and couldn't find the north.
Everyone is going to be an official in the future, and they must all want to do a career, and no one wants to be played with, but what does this have to do with pretending to be a woman?
When we visit Weifu in the future, we don't wear official clothes or take the official servants, so there's no need to practice ourselves like this, right?
Zhao Ji was also very puzzled, he didn't do much about the white dragon fish suit, and he thought that he still knew a little about people's livelihood. Whenever he asked about passers-by, the answers he received made him very satisfied and happy.
There's nothing wrong with it!
"Of course there's nothing wrong with it. When you travel, you call and hug each other, and there are groups of guards, as long as you are not blind, you can see that you are not an ordinary person, who dares to say bad things about the government? ”
"Are there no people who dare to speak out? I'm very approachable! Zhao Ji showed his eight teeth and posed as a strange man.
For such a stupid question, Zhao Dazhui didn't bother to answer it at all.
If you really rule the world, you will still end up in the point of being destroyed in three years? If you think about it on your toes, this must be a good thing done by those traitors.
In their mouths, Zhao Ji only has two points of goodness, this is good and that, everything is good.
If they have to pick bones in their eggs, and say with a clear conscience that Zhao Ji has such a shortcoming, that is, the official family does not care about his body too much, and often overworks for state affairs.
Looking at Zhao Dazhui's disgust, Zhao Ji was embarrassed.
He also knew that his problem was a little stupid, no, very stupid! If it was really that good, maybe Uncle Huang wouldn't have appeared, right?
Fortunately, there is an uncle here. Under the guidance of Uncle Huang, I will surely become a famous monarch through the ages, and my name will go down in history!
"It's hard for me to go down in history myself, and I still take you to the king? You spicy chicken, you really can't bring it! ”
"Uncle Huang, I think I can still bring it, what do you think?"
"Okay, then I'll take you to the Salesian Bureau!"