Chapter 131: Eternal Absolute
"Laughed! The girl smiled! ”
"Look! It's really like a smoke girl laughing! ”
The deathly silence lasted for just half a minute, and then it exploded in an instant.
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Even the party Fang Yi was dumbfounded!
This Nima's ......
This woman named Ruyan ...... It's a bit strange to laugh at Nima!
People try their best to make you laugh, you are like a stone carving, indifferent!
You just laughed as you wanted, and you actually laughed with yourself like a fool!
What does this mean?
"Childe is dissolute and uninhibited, he is really a man of temperament! Childe, you're such an interesting person! ”
Ruyan tried to stop smiling, covered her mouth with her slender hand, and began to comment on Fang Yi.
"Damn! I knew I was rolling on the ground a few times after listening to that skinny joke! ”
"Yes! When I saw the guy playing the duck, I should have laughed exaggeratedly and stabbed myself with a knife! ”
"I'm going? Brother Tai, are you so ruthless? ”
"For the sake of Miss Ruyan, even if you kill my whole family, I'm willing!"
"That'...... What if you unveil the Smoke Girl and you find out that she is actually a dinosaur? ”
"Then I'll smash that little watch to death, and then kill myself!"
"Cow break! Brother Tai, you are really a fierce man! ”
When the onlookers heard the words like smoke, they couldn't calm down!
"Ah......h You don't follow the routine......"
Fang Yi was dumbfounded.
If I'm not mistaken...... After laughing like smoke, it is also necessary to have a cultural exchange, couplet!
For such a thing as couplets, I know best how many pounds and taels I have.
If it was said that he came to the Drunken Red Mansion alone, and no one knew him, Fang Yi might feel that it didn't matter.
Anyway, no one knows themselves, and if you are embarrassed, you will be ashamed, and when you wake up tomorrow, no one will remember it.
But the crux of the matter is that there are people in the Drunken Red Mansion who know themselves!
His own retainer Zhao Wuya! His colleagues Wang Xiaojie and Zhang Qianqiao are here!
If he exposes his strength, won't it damage his image as a Chinese person in the hearts of the three?
The old bustard waved his hand excitedly: "This son has reached the first condition, and now I invite this son to go through the second round, and the girl will personally go out to the union!" ”
"Wait!" Fang Yi hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop Ruyan's question, "That...... Can I abstain? It's not really here to ......."
"I'll you!"
Several onlookers behind Fang Yi were extremely excited, and even scolded and patted Yi's head a few times.
"Boy, you're looking for death, aren't you?"
The onlookers in the distance were also very excited.
Finally, someone can uncover the true face of Lushan like smoke, although the protagonist is not himself, but at least there is hope to know through the protagonist's mouth whether the girl is the color of the country and the city.
Seeing that Fang Yi wanted to abstain, the onlookers were of course unhappy.
The public was angry, even if Fang Yi wanted to abstain, he could only take it head-on.
"Childe, please listen up, the upper link that comes out like smoke is ......"
"Wait!" Fang Yi interrupted Ruyan's words.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Damn, are you a man?"
The crowd of onlookers was even more excited.
"That...... In the lower Pianpian Sven people, do not have academic exchanges with ordinary uneducated people, if the smoke girl can be on the upper and lower out, in the next will be recruited! ”
"Interesting...... Ruyan's tone of voice was very calm, "Then ask Childe to come out of Shanglian!" ”
"Listen up, girl! The upper link in the lower is ...... The King of Heaven covers the tiger! Hahaha! ”
Fang Yi couldn't help laughing, he didn't believe that you, an ancient person, could really come up to him!
"What's so hard about that? Pagoda Town River Demon! Ruyan only gave his own answer after a little thought.
"Good!" The onlookers couldn't help but cheer.
"?" Fang Yi was dumbfounded, "This Nima can also come up?" ”
"Ruyan has come up, I hope Childe will not break his word!" Ruyan smiled softly, "It's Childe's turn next!" Childe, please! If there is love in the sky, the sky will be old! ”
"Huh?" Fang Yi was slightly stunned.
If I remember correctly, it seems that this quatrain is by the poet Li He, thousands of years, and there is really no one who can match this sentence, even if it is the lower link "The moon is like a hateless moon and the moon is full" given by the great writer Shi Yannian of the Northern Song Dynasty, or the lower link given by a great man in modern times, "The right way in the world is the vicissitudes of life", it feels a little less meaningful.
And...... Now in this era, it seems that Li He has not been born yet, right?
Even if Li He is born, he is not that old, right? Why is this like smoke going to be this sentence? Did your own crossing really cause something to change? Or was Li He's sentence plagiarized from the Qinglou?
"Childe? Probably right? Ruyan glanced at Fang Yi proudly.
Fang Yi smiled!
Joke! This kind of ordinary absolute wants to stump yourself as a modern person? Where did you put my mother? The good guy was also a person who couldn't extricate himself from UC back then.
Since ancient times, the UC comment area has produced talents, don't you know?
"What's so hard about that! If you can get out, you can do it! If there is love in the sky, the sky will be old, and my brother will be all thrown down! ”
"Good!" The crowd of onlookers applauded quickly.
Although Fang Yi's lower sentence is a bit vulgar, it is catchy and simple to rhyme, which can be called absolute!
Ruyan also nodded with satisfaction: "Childe is really only eight buckets high, and he is rich in five cars!" Admire like smoke! Please also listen to the last question! Smoke lock pond willow! ”
"Hiss......"
The onlookers couldn't help but gasp.
Except for Fang Yi and his party, all of them are talents.
At this moment, when the talented people heard this uplink like smoke, they immediately felt worried for Fang Yi.
Smoke lock pond willow.
It seems simple, but in fact it is difficult to reach the sky!
Five words, respectively, are sideways with five lines, and the five words are also nouns!
It is simply too difficult to achieve these conditions and have the same artistic conception!
"Childe might be right?"
Ruyan sat quietly on the second floor, looking at Fang Yi calmly with her eyes.
Fang Yi couldn't help but laugh again!
UC is really an artifact! When I was bored in college, I had already seen this absolute link in the UC information!
"It's still the same sentence, if you can come out, you can be right! Listen up, girl! Flame inlaid with maple! ”
"Fire ...... Gold...... Water...... Earth...... Wood...... Wow! That's right! ”
"Holy! There's something about this kid! ”
"Isn't it! Just now we took him for a fool, but it turns out that we are the stupid ones! This is a proper big guy who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger! ”
"Awesome 666!"
The crowd of onlookers cheered loudly!
Although Ruyan wants to find fault with the last question, she really can't find any fault!
Ruyan glanced at Fang Yi quietly: "Childe is brilliant!" Like smoke and bow to the wind! Please also talk about it in the boudoir! ”