Now that the bustard has been announced, many talented people who have come here have racked their brains to change various ways to make fun of it.

The first to bear the brunt was a man dressed in white.

The man pushed away the others around him and started his performance without saying anything.

When the others saw that the man in white had already come out of the ranks, they couldn't stop it, so they had to watch the man in white perform.

The man in white first saluted Ruyan with a fist, and then waved a worn-out folding fan in his hand: "Ruyan girl, all talents, I saw a flock of ducks crossing the lake by the lake the day before yesterday!" ”

"And then?"

Fang Yi was not interested in Ruyan, but was extremely curious about the performance of the man in white.

The man in white was very satisfied with Fang Yi's cooperation, nodded at Fang Yi, and then said with a smile: "The posture of those ducks crossing the lake is really ridiculous......

Then the man in white retracted his hands into his sleeves, bent over and probed, and his head kept repeating parallel movements one after the other, and began to imitate the posture of a duck walking.

Combined with the sound of "quack" from time to time in the mouth of the man in white, many people present were amused by the realistic performance of the man in white.

Fang Yi even laughed and covered his stomach.

"Hahahaha! It's a waste of talent for you not to perform in the Northeast Duo! ”

Encouraged by Fang Yi, the man in white became more and more excited.

The performance lasted for more than ten seconds, and the man in white looked up at Ruyan on the second floor with anticipation.

To the disappointment of the man in white, Ruyan on the second floor didn't laugh at all, let alone laugh, and didn't move.

"I'll ...... Isn't it......"

The man in white was dumbfounded.

"Cut...... Let's go back! Next! Next! ”

The others hurriedly fell into the well and drove the man in white down.

For their competitors, of course, everyone will not be polite.

As soon as the man in white returned to the crowd, a man in purple immediately stepped forward.

The man in purple came up and started his performance: "A few days ago, I saw a turtle swimming up from a dung pit, and after coming ashore, there were only three footprints on the ground! I asked the turtle curiously, why did you leave only three footprints? Are you a disabled turtle? The turtle asked me, "What do you do when you pass by the manure pit?" I replied, "Pinch your nose with one hand, of course?" And then the turtle laughed, yes, I was just like you! ”

"Hahahaha!" Fang Yi clutched his stomach and laughed, "? Were you ancients so humorous? I'm laughing to death! ”

"Huh?"

Perhaps Fang Yi's laughter was too loud and had already begun to cause dissatisfaction among others.

All the people in the hall stared at Fang Yi expressionlessly.

If the eyes could kill, maybe Fang Yi would have been dismantled by everyone in the hall at this time, and he was still the kind of person who shared and eaten.

It wasn't until this time that Fang Yi understood one thing!

The protagonist of tonight is that Rausch like smoke!

What does it mean to laugh like this? Isn't that stealing the limelight? Isn't this stealing the limelight from those so-called talents?

Thinking of this, Fang Yi hurriedly covered his mouth and shook his head desperately, signaling that he would not laugh anymore.

Wang Xiaojie in the distance, the three of them all sighed with relief!

Fortunately, the three of them had the foresight to hide far away! Otherwise, it will be a real shame at this time!

Fang Yi saw that everyone hadn't given up yet, and weakly raised his right hand: "That...... Go on...... Don't stop! ”

Seeing that the joke he told was not amused, but made Fang Yi laugh, the man in purple couldn't help but doubt his life, and walked back to the crowd with a loveless face.

"I'm coming, I'm coming!" As soon as the man in purple stepped off the stage, a thin man with lewd eyebrows and eyes hurriedly ran up.

Fang Yi was slightly stunned, looking at this guy's obscene appearance, he was probably going to tell a meat joke!

In Fang Yi's expectant eyes, the lewd man smiled and started his performance: "Everyone, do you know which day women are most afraid of? Do you know which day men are most afraid of? ”

"Hiss......"

Fang Yi couldn't help frowning, and began to think about the question of the lewd man.

It seems like...... It's not a meat joke......

Did all the lewd men in ancient times like to talk about philosophical issues?

Could it be that this lewd man thinks that jokes are not as amusing as smoke, but as serious philosophical questions as smoke?

Fang Yi thought for a moment and tentatively put forward his own answer: "Is the man most afraid of November 11th?" Is the 8th of March what women are most afraid of? ”

Double Eleven, commonly known as Chop Hand Festival! In modern times, women will shop online on this day, and it is undoubtedly a painful day for men!

March 8th, which is Women's Day! Women who celebrate the festival on this day will realize that they need to celebrate Women's Day, and they are no longer young, and it should be okay to say that it is the day that women are most afraid of.

It's just that...... Is there a Double 11 and Women's Day in the Tang Dynasty?

It doesn't seem right......

The lewd man smiled again, and shook his head lightly at Fang Yi: "Wrong!" What women are most afraid of is that December 1st! What men fear most is January 30th! ”

"Poof"

Fang Yi is a qualified old driver, and he instantly understood the meaning of the lewd man's meat joke, and sprayed a sip of saliva on the face of a man next to him.

"Hey! You pay attention! "The tall man is not happy.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Fang Yi hurriedly nodded in apology, and then looked at the lewd man, "You're really a fucking talent!" I'm going to be laughed to death by you! ”

The lewd man looked up at Ruyan expectantly, and to the disappointment of the lewd man, Ruyan was still like a sculpture, not moving, let alone laughing.

The lewd man talked freely, and the meat joke he carefully prepared failed after all.

In desperation, the lewd man had to retreat into the crowd.

"Hahahaha!"

Even though the lewd man had already retreated into the crowd, Fang Yi still held his stomach and laughed.

I didn't expect this group of ancient people to be so interesting!

Driving a car is not weaker than modern people!

Sure enough, the skill of driving is derived from the ancient inheritance!

The more Fang Yi thought about it, the more funny he felt, he stood up and kept stomping his feet and lowering his head and laughing, and he couldn't even straighten his waist.

"Bang Dang"

The wine glasses, fruit pastries on Fang Yi's table were spilled on the ground one after another under the impact of the out-of-control Fang Yi.

But the party Fang Yi didn't care, and still laughed at himself.

"Don't be a fool, right?"

"Why are you drunk in the Red Mansion, and everyone is let in? What about the bustard? Why don't you get this fool away? ”

The surrounding crowd of onlookers finally couldn't help it.

I'm here to make you laugh!

You're such a big man, you're smiling? It's like we're making you laugh!

Just as the thugs from the Drunken Red Mansion were about to step forward to drive Fang Yi out, there was an inopportune movement on the second floor.

"Poof"

This laughter came out, and the originally noisy and chaotic first floor was like a heavy zha bomb being thrown down, and it instantly fell into a death-like silence.

Ruyan, who was on the second floor, couldn't help laughing when he saw Fang Yi laughing so embarrassedly!