004 This historian is not ordinary

That's when the memories of the original body come into play.

What is the original body for?

A little Taoist.

What does a Taoist priest do?

Bible reading and alchemy.

Reading the Bible is a good thing, read more books and read more newspapers, read the "Peace Sutra" if you have nothing to do, and your family will be safe!

Alchemy is a great thing.

Minerals that are "rich in nutrients" such as quartz, sulfur, cinnabar, and lead powder, as well as health products such as purple river car and thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, are refined into a bunch of things that no one knows what they are.

It is said that eating it can prolong life and even immortality.

But no, if you eat it to death, you will naturally live forever.

The original body also played with the old Taoist priest for a few days, although he was just a little Taoist boy who fanned the flames, but he also knew some basic common sense.

Zhao Dazhui recalled the essentials of operation and grinned: "In terms of miscellaneous science, who can compare with the official family today." I'll play a trick on you. Cao Lima, take some cinnabar, two silver bowls, by the way, catch another bird. ”

In the blink of an eye, something arrived.

Zhao Dazhui lit the candle, used two silver bowls to hold the cinnabar, and burned it on the flame. After a while, white smoke came out of the cracks.

Grab the hapless little mouse again, uh, it's Zhao Ji's beloved ribbon bird, and get close to the smoke to let it take two puffs of secondhand smoke.

The stupid bird reluctantly took two puffs, flapped its wings a few times, and bled and rode the crane westward.

[I rub, poisonous. 】

[Secondhand smoke is terrible, I silently lit a cigarette. 】

[Refuse to be yellow, refuse to gamble, refuse second-hand smoke.] 】

[Everyone smokes a cigarette and lets the anchor die. 】

[It's mercury vapor, right?] Poisonous! 】

[The anchor is very desperate! ] 】

[A lollipop is delivered, no thanks.] 】

[It's so generous, it's embarrassing to say something for a dollar? ] The bulldozer walked. 】

[The little sports car walks up, afraid of you? 】

[Rocket go!] 】

[Rational consumption, spaceship presents!] 】

[Uncle's, two spaceships! ] 】

"Thank you, Lao Tie, continue to watch my performance!"

Zhao Dazhui opened the silver bowl, and the original bright red cinnabar was gone, only a drop of silver liquid shone with a strange light.

"What is this? Why did my bird die? ”

Zhao Ji, a waste, was as sad as his father when he saw his beloved bird die.

Cao Lima took the opportunity to slander: "The thing in this bowl should be mercury, which is commonly used in Taoist alchemy, called the maiden and the spiritual liquid!" As for the reason for the death of His Majesty's beloved bird, the old slave does not know. Didn't the little marquis strangle him, right? ”

This old thing is so small-minded, why don't you just tell you to do some work, as for framing me in front of your boss? What a man!

Well, it seems that people are really not gentlemen.

Come and don't be rude.

If you insult me, I will ask for, ahh

Zhao Dazhui sneered: "Cao Lima deserves to die, he actually deceived the king, intending to murder the queen mother and the official family." Come on, chop this dog thing into meat sauce and feed it to the dog! ”

Dog things are fed to dogs, dogs are not necessarily willing to eat, and dog things are even more unwilling.

Cao Lima's face was innocent, and he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: "The slave has no such intention, Master Hou is slandering me!" ”

"Slander? Do you often offer pills and take them with the nobles in the palace? There is cinnabar in the elixir, and the mercury vapor emitted is highly poisonous. Who do you want to poison? ”

Nothing is as important as your own life, although the Queen Mother and Zhao Ji want to live forever and eat some "elixir" when they are fine, but looking at it this way, this thing is poisonous!

The Queen Mother and Zhao Ji looked at Cao Lima's eyes unfriendly, very unfriendly.

Cao Lima knelt down with a plop: "The loyalty of the slave and maid can be shown every day......

"Cousin, sister!"

Zhao Dazhui stretched out his middle finger, uh, stretched out his index finger again, and turned around to point at Cai Jing: "Say, what did the devil send you for?" Do you want to poison Taishi Cai, destroy my mainstay, and plot to rob me of the Great Song Mountains and Rivers? ”

Cai Jing also accompanied the emperor to take medicine, and suddenly felt that his originally healthy body seemed to have a problem, and his head hurt all over his body.

But in line with the principle that hearing is false and seeing is believing, Cai Jing still asked: "Is this also the Tao?" ”

"No, no." Zhao Dazhui shook his index finger, "This is the power of knowledge. ”

[Isn't it just a simple chemical reaction?] It's a pretense. 】

[The ancients were so ignorant! 】

[The body is so good, this is not poisoned. 】

[Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you will not be afraid to go all over the world. 】

[I'm going to kneel and lick the chemistry teacher, don't fight with me!] 】

Who the knowledge is, Cai Jing doesn't know, but he knows that he has been poisoned, although it is not as deep as Zhao Jizhong - he is the emperor, and the poisoning is of course deeper than that of the minister - but it is by no means a day or two to remove the residual poison.

If it weren't for the Hou Ye's reminder, the old man would still be in the dark. Here, thank you in advance. Cai Jing thanked him without being salty, and bowed to the Queen Mother and Zhao Ji, "Weichen felt a little unwell and wanted to go home to rest for a few days, hoping that the official family would be gracious." ”

Is this preparing for sick leave and sick numbers?

"No! You can't go yet. ”

Before the two bigwigs could speak, Zhao Dazhui took the lead in refusing: "Am I a lifesaver for you?" ”

"Uh, forget it."

"How are you going to repay me?"

"If you don't want to repay your kindness, you will be a gentleman!"

"I'm not a gentleman, I'm a villain, ahhhh maliciously sells cuteness, and Zhao Dazhui himself is almost disgusted to death.

I can't help it!

Playing routines with a cunning guy like Cai Jing, we can't play others, so we have to be unprepared to attack him.

"The old man has no long things, his family is poor, and he really doesn't have any decent gifts!"

[The grace of saving your life, you should promise it with your body! ] 】

[Uh-huh. 】

【Together!】 】

【Together!】 】

【Together!】 】

……

"Together." Zhao Dazhui, who was brainwashed by the neat formation, pouted baldly.

"Huh?"

"Ahh I want to be a historian and contribute to the country, can you support me and thank me for my kindness? ”

Cai Jing is worthy of being an old bird in the rivers and lakes, and after a little thought, some high-sounding words came out: "The position of a historian is humble and heavy, and it should not be awarded lightly." Those who are outstanding in non-literary style and have a good reputation in Shilin......"

"You old glass, just repay me like this?"

Zhao Dazhui thinks that this Cai Jing is really not a good bird.

"Don't worry."

Cai Jing smiled slightly, waved his hand like a mosquito, and took the words back: "Although An Lehou is young, he is erudite and talented, and the minister is very impressed. And the children of the clan take the initiative to share the worries of the country, which is even more commendable. ”

After singing in a high-pitched tone, Cai Jing bowed deeply and said loudly: "Minister, I would like to recommend Anle Hou Zhao Dazhui as a historian to record the living notes." If there is disharmony, the minister is willing to bear joint and several liability. ”

It's really impassioned, urging people to pee.

I don't know, I thought that this loyal minister was so loyal, ready to die generously and sacrifice his life for the country.

[Phew, drama spirit! 】

[This product seems to be the head of the six thieves, doesn't it look like it? ] 】

[Ignorant grass people! 】

[Which traitor will write on his face, I am a traitor! 】

[Relying on flickering. 】

Zhao Ji really ate this, and was very moved to help Cai Jing: "Taishi is really my humerus, Deqing is like this, what more can the husband ask for!" ”

Cai Jing is also in tears: "With the appreciation of the official family, even if Weichen is a liver and brain, he has no regrets in this life!" ”

"Aiqing ......"

"Official ......"

"Enough of you two, who are you going to show your affection to?"

The sun, two old men hugged each other and cried, lingering to the end of the world, without considering the feelings of the audience?

may feel that a drama between the monarch and the minister has been interrupted, and the atmosphere that has finally brewed has been destroyed, Zhao Ji said impatiently: "I will give the Taishi face, and I will reluctantly agree to let you walk in the palace temporarily for the time being, in case of consultants." ”