Chapter 1168: Boasting and Playing Farts is Happy

Wei Guzhen's face was also red because he had drunk too much wine, and his eyes were shining with excitement that could not be concealed, and even the arrogant Xianbei women were blushing a lot, and some girls who had not yet married simply turned around and ran away, after all, this kind of joke, even in the grassland, is different from men and women.

But those men laughed, and Uncle Sun Jian's mouth spewed a strong smell of wine, and he smiled: "I can't imagine that you Yu Guzhen, you are really grassy sheep, what does that feel like?" ”

Wei Guzhen smiled and waved his hand: "I can't talk about it, it's just for warmth, I can't remember anything else, but once later, I was very impressed, and I still remember it clearly." ”

The others suddenly became interested again, and many people sat up straight and looked at Wei Guzhen: "Then there was another time?" What's the situation? ”

A wicked smile flashed on Wei Guzhen's face: "Well, it's the second year, it's another snowy night, the blizzard is coming, and the wife of Harry in the tribe is milking goats outside, and she didn't come back, so she lost it." He cried and shouted and begged us to save him, the snow, but it was really big, the people of our tribe were concentrated in the tent of the headman, and none of them dared to go out, and finally he couldn't stand his pleading, and a dozen of the strongest men went out hand in hand. ”

"You don't know wow, in fact, his wife is in the sheepfold a hundred steps away, the wind and snow are too big, the fence wall collapsed, and the sheep are all dead, but his wife hid in the cellar, can't get out, and the cry is also covered by the sound of the wind and snow, and then a group of us fell into the cellar, grandma's, that cold, one of my fingers are frozen."

As he spoke, he raised his left hand, and saw that his ring finger had been severed, and it looked very strange.

Liu Jingxuan's scalp tingled when he heard this, and he hurriedly said, "Then, how did you survive later?" ”

Yu Guzhen laughed, his eyes shining: "Later, everyone was so cold that they couldn't stand it, so we didn't care about Harry not spending it, so everyone began to take turns to go to his wife to warm up, day and day, hey, they all survived, and no one froze their fingers or frostbitten feet or something, you say, this is the will of the gods." My Wei Guzhen has also passed a lot of women in his life, all kinds of situations, all kinds of ways, but only that time, oops, the feeling of freezing off the skin outside and the feeling of being hot underneath is the most unforgettable. It's really called, it's really called, ah, it's called the double heaven of ice and fire! Remember it for the rest of your life! ”

Liu Yu felt sick for a while, but he still laughed: "Wei Guzhen, you are really powerful, then can you tell me, what is the most unhappy thing in your life?" ”

Wei Guzhen's face had become red because of excessive drinking, and he suddenly burst into tears, crying while grabbing the ground with his head, and finally developed to the point of rolling all over the ground, and everyone looked at his crazy behavior, their eyes widened, and they couldn't speak.

Finally, Wei Guzhen's rolling on the ground gradually stopped, he looked straight at the stars in the sky, two lines of tears flowed from the corners of his eyes, and he muttered in his mouth: "Alas, I think of the saddest past in my life, it was the third year, and it was another snowstorm night, and I lost my ............"

Two hours passed, most of the fire, has gradually extinguished, after the carnival, the crowd, have drunk the fire, snoring, talking in dreams, and some men and women, are hand in hand into the grass, or in the tent, bursts of shaking with a variety of children's inappropriate sounds, one after another, after all, it is rare to be so full of wine and meat, to carry out some exercise to promote digestion, is also a way of health.

But the fire around Liu Yu is hot, but the heat is unabated, and there is almost no one left behind the women, even if the prairie women are arrogant, in these large-scale jokes that these old men have no bottom line, they are embarrassed to stay longer, needless to say, they may not spit out the truth after drinking, but they will definitely brag in the most exaggerated tone, and there are three points to blow ten of the kind, under the mutual ridicule, exposure, and suppression, they often end up with all kinds of laughter and scolding, but that atmosphere is getting more and more enthusiastic.

Only Liu Yu and Liu Jingxuan were still sitting side by side, not saying the most unforgettable past and the saddest past in their lives, everyone's eyes were focused on them, Wei Guzhen gasped, and the only one eye left, the light flashed, staring at Liu Jingxuan, and said: "Liu, General Liu, you, what is the most unforgettable and sad thing in your life?" ”

Liu Jingxuan also drank too much wine, especially the big bag he drank with Tuoba Yi, his eyes were straight, his face was red, he laughed, sat up straight, and patted his chest: "The most unforgettable thing I have ever experienced, all of you must not know." If it's me, I'll say it now, keep, keep, you'll all have to call me a scream! ”

Tuoba Yi laughed and waved his hand in disbelief: "Liu Jingxuan, don't, don't brag, here, the gentlemen here, all of them are ruthless characters who kill people without blinking, without blinking, which one does not have one hundred and eighty lives on one hand, which, which one does not have dozens of knife wounds and arrow marks on his body, you, those things you fought with, don't, don't brag with us, even if, even if you have defeated, millions, millions of Qin troops, we, we will not feel how much, how powerful!" ”

Liu Jingxuan waved his hand disdainfully: "Fighting, what is there to brag about fighting?" Which man here has never fought and killed anyone? What I'm going to say will definitely make all of you have to obey, and you will all say great to me! ”

At this moment, even Ba Ba Song, who was snoring on the ground, sat up straight, and waved his hands in disbelief: "General Liu, I don't believe it, if you can say anything that makes me feel amazing, it is really amazing!" ”

Liu Jingxuan smiled "hehe": "Then you all listen to it, just now Wei Guzhen said that their tribe, who lost it on a snowy day, whether it is a sheep, a woman, or himself, it is all given to the sun, that is, on your grassland, even the sheep are sun, right." ”

Wei Guzhen waved his hand angrily: "Isn't that to avoid freezing to death, and it's not my own day, what is there to mention." Liu Jingxuan, what do you want to say? ”

Liu Jingxuan laughed and said: "In your life, the weirdest thing in Japan is sheep, is there anything more powerful than a sheep?" ”

Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads: "That, that one really doesn't exist, could it be that you have something stranger in your day?" ”

Liu Jingxuan jumped up from the ground with a smile, unbuttoned his pants, revealed the work, pointed to the bunch of big grapes, and said triumphantly: "I scared you to death when I said it, master, but the man who passed by the hornet's nest is not powerful!" ”

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