Chapter 1169: The Straight Man of the Prairie Has a Lot of Joy
At this moment, everyone laughed, and Tuoba Yi slapped the ground while waving his hands: "Hahahaha, how is it possible, Liu Jingxuan, you, your work is indeed quite big, but, but say that you have passed the hornet's nest every day, I, I don't believe it, I don't believe it!" ”
An Tong also smiled: "Yes, that's a hornet, ordinary people sting it, it's hard to protect your life, but you are here to go to Japan, where can you still live?" ”
Yu Guzhen shouted: "Yes, yes, I, I'm a sheep because I'm about to freeze to death, and I'm not going to live every day, you, what are you doing in your hornet's nest, I don't believe it, I don't believe it." ”
All the Xianbei people laughed and said in unison: "That's it, bragging, don't believe it, don't believe it!" ”
Liu Jingxuan was so anxious that he pointed to his own work, and said loudly: "Didn't you see the bag on this?" This is, this is the evidence that Ding left back then. ”
Tuoba Yi poured another big sip of wine into her mouth: "Don't believe it, don't believe it, who knows if your bag was bitten by mosquitoes, or bitten by a woman!" Besides, the bag that was given to the hornet sting in the past will be left until now! ”
Liu Yu's heart moved, he was the person who drank the least today, in order to observe Liu Jingxuan carefully, until just now, when Liu Jingxuan personally told the past of the hornet's nest that day, his suspicion of Liu Jingxuan was reduced by half, after all, although everyone in the Beifu army knew about it, but people outside the army rarely knew, let alone Liu Jingxuan and Liu Yi were angry about the gamble. Besides, such a scandal, probably except for these high-drinking grassland barbarians, only people like Liu Jingxuan dare to say it in public.
Liu Jingxuan was so angry that he stomped his feet, lifted his pants, and said: "What do you know, back then, I had a hornet's nest back then, it was for the sake of making a bet with others. ”
Now everyone is interested again: "Bet? Bet on how to go to the hornet's nest? ”
Liu Jingxuan was energetic at this time, laughed, glanced at Liu Yu who was smiling and silent on the side, and said: "Back then, Liu Yu and I, as well as Liu Yi from the same township, He Wuji and a group of people, joined the Beifu Army, all of them were young people, and no one obeyed anyone. ”
An Tong raised his thumbs up: "Good man, good man, it should be like this!" ”
Liu Jingxuan sighed: "However, after joining the army, I found out that the strong have their own strong players, and I don't care about others, it is this Liu Yu, Liu Jinu, who presses me everywhere, and I ask myself if I am worse than him in martial arts, but I am not as good as him in terms of courage, wisdom, and the ability to unite brothers, I am not as good as him, and finally, in the end, in the end, Brother Jinu gave the whole army the first promotion to Chengdu Protector, I Liu Jingxuan, the first to be convinced!" ”
Ba Ba Song laughed: "Brother Liu Yu, naturally, naturally he is a hero and invincible, otherwise, otherwise the king of our family will not be, and he will not marry him, everyone says, isn't it." ”
All the grassland men made a violent promise in unison: "Yes, Liu Jinu is mighty, Liu Jinu is mighty!" ”
Liu Yu smiled and waved his hand: "Luck, luck." Nothing. Ah Shou, you go on. ”
Liu Jingxuan said triumphantly: "It's just that Brother Jinu is powerful, I will serve it, but in the Beifu Army, I don't have anyone else!" But there is such a guy, who wants to fight with me, fight against me everywhere, and want to fight for the second person who can be the protector and the owner of the building, you say, I might as well be a slave brother, and I have to be tolerant of others? ”
Tuoba Yi laughed: "Let him be a bird, if I am you, I will fight him to the end." ”
Liu Jingxuan nodded with satisfaction and said: "The guy who fought with me, within a month, has competed with me countless times, and private fights are forbidden in the army, so I can't compete with him, and this is where I am strongest than him, so we are more than drinking, more than climbing trees, more than running, more than who pees and spes farther, than who eats more, than who more, everything is compared!" ”
An Tong laughed so hard that he squirted out a sip of wine: "You are so talented, you can even think of these methods." Let me think about it, what you said, that what, the hornet's nest of the sun, is just for the sake of the game. ”
Liu Jingxuan said hatefully: "You guessed right, mother, that kid came up with such a bad trick in order to win, what did he say that only real men are qualified to be the owners of the Beifu Army, to compare who is a real man, you have to see who is the bravest, the general method has already been compared, it is better to compare who dares to be a hornet's nest, in this way, you can see whose work is the strongest, and you can see who is the bravest!" ”
Ba Ba Song's tongue was already straight, and he stared at Liu Jingxuan: "Then, then you are really like this?" ”
Liu Jingxuan sighed: "Originally, I didn't dare, but I couldn't stand it, I couldn't stand the discussion of the people around me, my brain was hot, and a jar of wine was in my stomach, and it was really sunny." The two hornet's nests were found by the man's brother, and each had a big hornet in them. ”
Tuoba Yi laughed: "Liu Jingxuan, even if you are ruthless, this kind of thing, I Tuoba Yi can't do it, since you said so, I also believe it, I Tuoba Yi has to say a word now, Liu Jingxuan is amazing!" ”
All the grassland men also gave a thumbs up: "Liu Jingxuan is amazing, Liu Jingxuan is amazing!" ”
An Tong smiled: "Liu Jingxuan is amazing, but I still have two questions, the first is the person who is fighting with you, is he old?" In the end, it's about who wins. The second thing is that you have a hornet's nest with a big hornet, and you still have your life? ”
Liu Jingxuan shook his head triumphantly: "First of all, answer your first question, that birdman, his grandmother's, Lao Tzu got the hornet's nest, and stung the hornet half to death, and finally the machine was so swollen that he couldn't pull it out, so he put it on it, but Lao Tzu was so cool in his heart, looking at him, looking at his big mouth that couldn't be closed, just ask him, ask him, dare to do it!" ”
An Tong sighed: "General Liu, General Liu, this is obviously a game set up by that person, he just wants to kill you, even if you have a hornet's nest and win a game, but your life is gone, in the end, isn't that the position of the owner of the building still his?" ”
Liu Jingxuan thought of the past, stomped his feet hatefully, and poured a large sip of wine into his mouth: "Let you be right, that dog day looked at me and said, little brother is willing to bow down, this game, you won!" Then I turned around and walked away, and then, and then I fainted, and I couldn't wake up! But, haha, if you can win this birdman once, you'll be happy when you die! ”
Tuoba Yi's eyes straightened, looked at Liu Jingxuan, and muttered, "After so many years, how did you survive as a madman?!" ”
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