Chapter 22: You're a Pervert

After a short night's rest, the next problem Fang Yi and the three of them faced was to rebuild their homes.

Rebuilding a homeland is a simple four words, but it contains endless difficulties.

A terrifying earthquake and a crazy tsunami followed, and Fang Yi's two years of hard work on the island were almost ruined.

Artificial reservoirs, gardens, beehives, fruit groves, fields.

These Fang Yi's hard work had long since ceased to exist under the sweep of the tsunami, leaving only a bare and wet wasteland.

If the three of them wanted to rebuild their home, they had to clear the collapsed cave first, because Fang Yi's tools and food storage were all in the cave.

If they can't clear the cave, the three will die of hunger and thirst!

After a night's rest, Fang Yi had almost recovered, and the gauze covering his eyes had already been removed.

Although Fang Yi still had colors on his body, it no longer prevented Fang Yi from doing business.

As the only male on the island and the self-proclaimed owner of the desert island, Fang Yi naturally took the lead and began to clean the stones at the entrance of the cave.

After nearly half an hour of hard work by the three of them, the stone at the entrance of the cave was finally cleared.

Thankfully, Fang Yi used a lot of tripod pillars in the cave, so the inside of the cave was intact, only the entrance of the cave collapsed.

It is precisely the stone that collapsed at the entrance of the cave, and this cave was perfectly avoided by the tsunami, which has to be said to be a blessing for Seon.

Looking at the depths of the complete cave, a knowing smile appeared on Fang Yi's tired face.

Shangguan Wan'er behind Fang Yi couldn't help but laugh softly: "Brother Fang Yi, I'll just say it!" The night club is over, and the light will come! As long as we work hard, our homes can be rebuilt soon! ”

Fang Yi was slightly stunned at first, then turned his head and looked at Shangguan Wan'er with a puzzled expression: "What did you just say?" Nightclub? It's all about the sea here, and there's no nightclub anywhere! The little girl thinks too much about nightclubs, right? ”

"What nightclub?" Shangguan Wan'er stood in place at a loss.

Fang Yi...... Isn't it going to be sick at this critical moment to rebuild our home?

Or is it that Fang Yi is lazy and deliberately pretends to be sick, so that all the work is done by himself and Wu Zetian?

"Huh?"

The eyes are facing each other.

The faces of the two were full of puzzled eyes.

"Hey, forget it......" Fang Yi shook his head helplessly, gave up and continued to entangle with Shangguan Wan'er on the topic of nightclubs, "I'll go inside to find a shovel and filtration equipment, the problem of fresh water must be solved first!" ”

"Oh......"

Although Shangguan Wan'er didn't understand what Fang Yi said about the filtration equipment, she still nodded obediently.

In Shangguan Wan'er's opinion, although she didn't know what the filtration equipment was, she ...... I guess it's a genetically modified immortal thing......

"So what are we supposed to do?" Although Wu Zetian is the king of a country, at this moment of rebuilding his homeland, Wu Zetian did not choose to stand idly by.

"You ...... Let's use a hammer and iron nails to repair the guardrails of the cattle, sheep, chickens and ducks, and I'll go to you after I fix the water problem! ”

"Good!"

Fang Yi carried a shovel and hoe, and set off for the beach with a long and transparent black frame in his hand.

The black-framed transparent thing in Fang Yi's hand, about one meter long and wide, is the newly developed seawater filter.

Because of the special structure of the seawater filter, it can effectively isolate the salt in the seawater, and you only need to dig an artificial creek to divert water from the seaside, and use the seawater filter as a sluice at the entrance to magically create an artificial freshwater stream!

The whole process is not too difficult, after all, the tsunami only washed away the previous seawater filter, and the previous artificial creek was only sporadically blocked, Fang Yi only needs to place the seawater filter, and then dredge the blocked place, and the work is completed.

In just half an hour, Fang Yi finished his work, and then Fang Yi rushed to the breeding base non-stop.

At this time, Shangguan Wan'er and Wu Zetian, two down-to-earth and capable girls, had almost repaired the guardrail of the breeding base.

Fang Yi walked over to the guardrail that the two had just repaired and tapped lightly with his right hand.

Firm and reliable, strong and durable, although it still can't resist the full impact of cattle and sheep, but it has done a very good job, far from the quality of those tofu dregs can be compared.

Fang Yi nodded with great satisfaction: "I can't see it, you two are still so capable!" I can't help but be impressed by the two of you! ”

"That's it!" Shangguan Wan'er raised her little head proudly.

Obviously, Fang Yi's flattering words were not flattering, which made Shangguan Wan'er very useful.

Fang Yi smiled and didn't say anything.

A breeze blew, and Fang Yi, who was in the downwind direction, smelled a faint fragrance in his nose, obviously this fragrance came from Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er in the upwind direction.

As a result, Fang Yi had a doubt in his heart.

Why is it that after people sweat, men only emit the smell of sweat, but women emit a faint body odor?

It's all the same people, why is there such a big difference?

Is it because there are too many perfumes and cosmetics that women usually use, and they are pickled?

Shangguan Wan'er looked at Fang Yi, who was deep in thought, and asked curiously, "Brother Fang Yi, what are you thinking?" ”

Fang Yi glanced at Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, and after hesitating for a while, he still truthfully said what was in his heart: "I...... It's thinking about a big question! ”

"What's the big problem?"

"Why do you girls have body odor? Why don't we boys have this kind of body odor? ”

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er are authentic Tang Dynasty people, although Fang Yi's question sounds normal to modern people, but in the eyes of the traditional feudal Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, such a question is like Fang Yi asking the two aunts when they will come.

Shangguan Wan'er and Wu Zetian both blushed and lowered their heads shyly.

But Shangguan Wan'er took into account Fang Yi's free and eclectic personality, and Shangguan Wan'er didn't hear the teasing Yi from Fang Yi's tone

The meaning of evil, Shangguan Wan'er also understood that Fang Yi really just had such a question.

Shangguan Wan'er suddenly raised her head and laughed deeply: "Brother Fang Yi! Do you know why girls smell so good? ”

"Why?"

Fang Yi looked at Shangguan Wan'er in surprise.

This world problem that plagues him, does Shangguan Wan'er, a fool, know?

Is that still there?

Doesn't this prove that you are not even as good as a fool?

How does this work?

Fang Yi secretly made up his mind in his heart, no matter what scientific principles Shangguan Wan'er used to explain it for a while, even if Shangguan Wan'er really said that it was pickled as she thought before, she would have to find a way to refute it.

I absolutely can't accept the reality that I am not as good as a fool!

The corners of Shangguan Wan'er's mouth raised slightly, revealing the shallow dimples on her face, Shangguan Wan'er exuded a confident aura all over her body at this time, and gave her own explanation word by word.

"Because...... You're a pervert! ”

"What? it? Fang Yi was dumbfounded, "I'...... This one...... That one...... It's not ......"

Fang Yi was stunned!

Fang Yi had thought about all the scientific explanations that Shangguan Wan'er might give, and even he had already thought of various reasons for rebuttal in advance. As long as Shangguan Wan'er gives an explanation, she can give the corresponding ten and eight reasons for rebuttal.

But Fang Yi never thought that Shangguan Wan'er would give himself such an explanation.

Fang Yi wanted to refute the explanation given by Shangguan Wan'er, but Fang Yi helplessly found that even if he wanted to break his head, he couldn't think of any reason to refute.

Shangguan Wan'er is really right.

If you weren't a pervert, how could you be curious about this kind of thing in your heart? How could you ask two girls such a ...... Such ambiguous questions?

Seeing that Fang Yi was deflated, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er both laughed happily.

"Haha, Wan'er, look, Fang Yi didn't speak, what does that mean? It shows that you are not wrong, Fang Yi is really a pervert! ”

"Your Majesty, we must stay away from such a pervert, otherwise we will be humiliated!"

Fang Yi heard the laughter of the two and instantly became angry.

What the? Is Lao Tzu a pervert?

You're the two of you're perverts! Both of you are perverted as a family!

It's out of breath, isn't it? Dare to say you're a pervert?

Anyway, no matter what, you will be called a pervert, so it is better to really do something perverted......

Fang Yi suddenly smiled evilly: "Okay...... It's so deeply hidden, and you still see through my perverted true face, since that's the case...... Then don't blame me for being rude! Hahaha! ”

After Fang Yi finished speaking, he threw the hoe and shovel on his shoulders to the ground, bent his two palms into claws, raised them high above his head, and rushed towards Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er.

"Haha! Wan'er run, Fang Yi's original form is revealed! If it's too late, I'm afraid I'll be poisoned by it! ”

"Your Majesty, run this way!"

"Haha! Where to run! ”

The three of them frolicked and played, throwing the disasters caused by the earthquake and tsunami into the clouds, in fact, many times it should be like this, in the face of those powerless misfortunes, mentality is the most critical!

The three of them frolicked and finally came to a meadow next to the artificial stream.

The daytime sun had already evaporated the puddles brought by the tsunami, and the soft grass was the most comfortable carpet.

The three of them leaned together and lay on the carpet, immediately drawn to the blue sky.

Wu Zetian couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "I ...... Fang Jue...... This idyllic life is so happy and comfortable! No wonder there are so many hermits, I used to think that those hermits had no taste, but now it seems that ...... It's tasteless to ......."

Shangguan Wan'er heard Wu Zetian's words and couldn't help but look at Wu Zetian in surprise.

In an instant, Shangguan Wan'er heard some unusual information from Wu Zetian's words.