Chapter 21: The Empress's Promise
Fang Yi opened his eyes blankly, and what met Fang Yi's eyes was still endless darkness.
"I ...... Am I dead......" Fang Yi couldn't help but mutter.
Fang Yi shook his head helplessly and smiled bitterly: "Didn't you mean it...... After death...... Does the soul float out of the body? In that case...... I don't think I feel the pain...... But how do I feel heavy and painful? ”
"That's because you're not dead!"
A ruthless voice interrupted Fang Yi's thoughts.
"Scare?" Fang Yi was taken aback by this sudden voice, "This is ...... Black and white impermanence? That's not right...... How is it a female voice? Could it be that black and white impermanence is female? Hiss...... I understand! You are Meng Po! No way! It's Meng Po! Meng Po, where are you? How can I not see you? ”
"Meng, you're big! You have gauze over your eyes, and of course you can't see me! "The attitude of the female voice tends to be unfriendly.
"What? I? Are you Hades? it? It turns out that Hades is a woman? I have seen it for a long time! See you soon, see you soon! ”
"Humph!"
After a cold snort, Fang Yi clearly felt a kick on his shoulder.
"I'll rub, what are you doing! It hurts! Hades, is he amazing? Hades, you can do whatever you want to abuse the souls of the dead? Be careful, I'll go to the Jade Emperor to sue you! ”
After Fang Yi finished speaking, he quickly came back to his senses: "? Hurt? How can a dead man feel pain? Do you say ......"
"That's right!"
"Do you mean...... Am I a special revenant who feels pain? Am I destined to rule the underworld? ”
"Are you stupid? You're not dead! You're alive! The reason why you can't see anything is because your eyes are still covered with gauze, and the reason why your eyes are covered with gauze is because your eye socket is injured and you need to apply herbs overnight! ”
"Ah, this ......" The memory poured into Fang Yi's mind like a tide, and Fang Yi suddenly realized, "I'm not dead!" You are Wu Zetian! I'm alive! Hahaha, the master is still alive! ”
Sitting next to Fang Yi was Wu Zetian, and when Wu Zetian saw Fang Yi who was immortal, a faint smile rose on the corner of his mouth.
To be honest, this is the first time that Wu Zetian has heard someone other than his grandfather call himself "master" in front of him, and if it is the previous Wu Zetian, no matter who it is, he will be killed and punished by the nine clans, after all, the majesty of the empress cannot be blasphemed.
But in the face of Fang Yi in his current state, Wu Zetian felt that he didn't care.
If it weren't for Fang Yi, he would probably die in the tsunami.
There are not many people Wu Zetian admires in his life, and Fang Yi is one.
Fang Yi's fearlessness of life and death, Fang Yi's recklessness, Fang Yi's self-sacrifice to save others, and Fang Yi's love and righteousness all caused ripples in Wu Zetian's Gujing Wubo's heart.
"Wu Zetian, why am I still alive? Didn't I fall into a big pit? If you don't fall to your death, you should be drowned, right? Fang Yi asked curiously.
"Maybe it's your fate......" Wu Zetian smiled and recalled the scene when he and Shangguan Wan'er found Fang Yi, "The branch that fell to the bottom of the cliff was the one who saved you!" Maybe the branches of the trees got stuck in the cliffs and caught you, or maybe the sea poured into the cliffs and the branches of the trees floated up to support you, but in short, you were neither fallen nor drowned! Heaven has the virtue of a good life, and the righteous will have the help of the gods! ”
"Whew...... Maybe I'm too handsome, God can't bear to let me die......" Fang Yi sighed melancholy.
“……”
Regarding Fang Yi's brazenness, Wu Zetian didn't know what to say about him for a while.
Refute him? is also his own savior, and it is not appropriate to do so.
Identify with him? It's just like that, and it's not appropriate to do so.
Wu Zetian thought of something again, and looked at Fang Yi curiously: "I heard that you have been calling 'Yuanyuan' in your dreams, this woman named Yuanyuan is your sweetheart?" Where is she? If I can return to the Central Plains, I will preside over the big wedding for you, and I will do it with a national ceremony, and I will also make her a first-class lady! ”
Fang Yi's face darkened: "She...... A few years ago, there was a car accident...... Gone ......."
"Car accident?" Wu Zetian was slightly stunned, "But buried under the carriage?" ”
"Uh......" Fang Yi was speechless for a while, "If you understand it like this, it's okay......"
"If I can return to the Central Plains, the first thing I will do is to ban cars nationwide for seven days, and within seven days, whoever dares to use a carriage will punish his nine clans!"
“……”
Fang Yi was even more speechless.
This woman...... At every turn, it is to kill the head and punish the nine clans......
reminds me of Wu Zetian's calmness and generosity in the face of the tsunami before, but he is also a heroine among women, which is enough to be called a strange woman.
In some ways, it does have similarities with Wu Zetian in history.
"By the way, what about Wan'er?"
"Wan'er brought some dry firewood from the top of the mountain, this will be cooking roast duck!"
"Okay......"
"Wan'er is a good girl!"
"Huh?"
Although Fang Yi couldn't see anything with a veil over his eyes, he still looked in the direction where Wu Zetian was speaking.
Fang Yi heard something from Wu Zetian's words...... Unusual taste.
This stupid woman who thinks she is Wu Zetian...... Do you really want to marry that stupid woman who thinks she is Shangguan Wan'er to herself?
Is that still there?
Although Shangguan Wan'er's little family jade has a good figure and good looks, she ...... Fang Yi always felt that if he really had any impure thoughts about Shangguan Wan'er, he would definitely have a bad conscience!
Outsiders will even feel that they covet Shangguan Wan'er's beauty, and take advantage of Shangguan Wan'er's stupid state to hurt the salty pig hand!
But Fang Yi thought about it......
It is estimated that he and Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er will not be able to get out in this life, a man and two women, living on the same island, if something doesn't happen, it will be a strange thing!
Even if the three of them eventually leave this hellish place......
Shangguan Wan'er, who was stupid and crazy because she was poured into her head by seawater...... It is estimated that no one dares to marry......
In this way, if he has some impure thoughts about Shangguan Wan'er, it is not only reasonable, but also righteous and awe-inspiring, after all, even if Shangguan Wan'er goes out, only he is willing to take care of her, who wants to marry a fool?
If Shangguan Wan'er suddenly pulled out a big sword and shouted, "The thief is reckless", and then clicked down with a sword, wouldn't it be over......
I won't, I am already so familiar with Shangguan Wan'er, and I have such a good relationship with her Majesty, if Wu Zetian, who is regarded by her as Your Majesty, agrees to marry, Shangguan Wan'er will not get sick anyway, right?
Wu Zetian was a smart person, and when he saw Fang Yi's ever-changing face becoming quieter, he couldn't help but laugh: "It seems that ...... You've made your own decision! ”
"Hmm!" Fang Yi nodded.
But who is Fang Yi?
When I was studying in the past, I was notoriously shy and reserved, and my face was so thin that it was negligible, even if it was my first love in college, it was because the girl confessed to each other several times, and the two succeeded in holding hands.
How could Fang Yi be so cheeky to admit what he thought in his heart?
Thereupon.
Fang Yi hurriedly shook his head again: "That's not good!" Aren't you still on this island? How can you spoil Wan'er alone? I want rain and dew! Hahahaha! ”
Fang Yi's original intention was not really to hug left and right, but to tease Wu Zetian.
After all, Fang Yi is a modern person, and he only has the concept of monogamy in his mind.
But Wu Zetian is different!
Wu Zetian is an upright ancient person! The traditional concept of three wives and four concubines is implemented in his bones.
Fang Yi's joke didn't sound like a joke at all to Wu Zetian!
For the first time, Wu Zetian felt that he was so shy, or there was a hint of shame and anger under his shyness.
Wu Zetian couldn't help but be glad that Fang Yi still had a veil on his eyes, otherwise if Fang Yi saw his current blushing and heartbeat, his majesty as the king of a country would be lost!
"Hello? Why is there no movement? Angry, huh? I'll just kid, you're so stingy! It's a big deal, and I'll never joke with you again! ”
Fang Yi sensed that something was wrong with Wu Zetian and hurriedly explained.
Wu Zetian glanced at Fang Yi angrily.
A lifelong event, how can it be child's play?
In Wu Zetian's opinion, what a joke, this is the rhetoric explained by Fang Yi! The more Fang Yi explained, the more he showed that he was panicked in his heart.
Isn't there a saying that is well said?
Explanation is disguise.
The current Fang Yi, in Wu Zetian's opinion, is clearly like this!
"Hello? Really angry, huh? I'll apologize, right? I apologize for my poor mouth, I really, really just skinned, just kidding! ”
Scold......
Wu Zetian smiled strangely and began to meditate in his heart.
Cover-up is the truth!
If it's not the truth, why are you hiding it? Be a thief!
“……”
Fang Yi couldn't figure out what Wu Zetian was thinking at all, and he wasn't sure if Wu Zetian was really angry, and under the embarrassment, Fang Yi didn't know what to say, he just made up his mind that he must pay attention to proportionality when joking with others in the future.
Scold......
Wu Zetian smiled strangely again, and began to think silently in his heart again.
Facts are acquiescence, and acquiescence is acknowledgement!
If there really is no such thing, if it is really a joke, you are not willing to explain it? Isn't that a tacit acquiescence? Isn't this a clear confession?
Wu Zetian looked at the bloody wounds on Fang Yi's body, and remembered that after the earthquake, Fang Yi desperately moved stones in order to find himself and Shangguan Wan'er, and remembered that when the tsunami came, Fang Yi desperately hugged himself and threw him to a safe position.
Wu Zetian, who thought that he had never had feelings for anyone, couldn't help but feel a softness in his heart at this moment.
After a while, Wu Zetian sighed softly.
"I ...... He is the king of a nation! Don't give up your body lightly! Correct...... I don't know how long I'll be able to sit on the dragon chair...... Take it as a promise I made to you! If one day, I am no longer the emperor, and you are willing to marry, I will marry! ”
“!!!”