Chapter 40: You Promised Me One Thing
Another day passed, and on the quietest morning on the island, Shangguan Wan'er rubbed her eyes and woke up from her sleep.
Shangguan Wan'er stood up and glanced at Wu Zetian, who was still sleeping on Simmons.
Obviously, Wu Zetian drank too much last night, and Wu Zetian, who was used to getting up early to go to court, didn't wake up until this point.
Shangguan Wan'er remembered that Fang Yi had also drunk last night, and a trace of worry suddenly appeared in her heart......
Fang Yi definitely didn't wake up either, so ...... What about the hot pot?
Who will clean up the mess after the pot of hot pot and the five people have finished eating?
Counting on Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie, who have the best amount of alcohol, to clean up?
Shangguan Wan'er felt that it was better to count on these two people than to expect those cattle and sheep raised by Fang Yi to break through the railing and lick them clean!
So Shangguan Wan'er walked out of the cave very responsibly and prepared to clean up the mess.
But something surprising to Shangguan Wan'er appeared.
Under the big tree in front of him, except for Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie, who were sleeping like dead people, there was no shadow of hot pot at all.
Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but be slightly stunned.
Did you really drink too much and hallucinate? The five of them only drank wine last night and didn't eat spicy hot pot? Or was it really those cattle and sheep raised by Fang Yi who came over and licked everything away?
"You ask me how much I love you...... I love you a little bit ......"
Shangguan Wan'er was puzzled, and suddenly heard a faint singing voice in the distance.
Shangguan Wan'er glanced at the location where Fang Yi had fallen last night.
Empty.
Shangguan Wan'er realized that the mess was not cleaned up by cattle and sheep, but by Fang Yi, who got up early!
Shangguan Wan'er lifted the corner of her skirt and trotted quickly in the direction where the song came from.
At this time, Fang Yi was humming a song, brushing the iron pot next to the artificial stream, and beside Fang Yi, the dishes and chopsticks for washing dishes had already been arranged.
Fang Yi heard the footsteps behind him, and glanced back at Shangguan Wan'er: "Morning, Wan'er, why did you get up so early today?" ”
"Morning, Brother Fang Yi...... People still want to clean up the mess, but they didn't expect to be the first to be taken by you! Shangguan Wan'er smiled, squatted beside Fang Yi, and brushed the iron pot with Fang Yi.
"Hahaha! If you want to wash the dishes, I'll bury the bowl in the soil, and you can wash it again! ”
"......" Shangguan Wan'er was speechless for a while, "By the way, Brother Fang Yi, what song did you just sing?" ”
"Huh? Haven't you heard? The moon represents my heart! ”
Fang Yi looked at Shangguan Wan'er with a strange look.
This little girl...... Aren't you artistic? Why haven't you even heard this classic song?
"I haven't heard of it yet! I listened to Brother Fang Yi's singing, and I thought it was very good, did you compose it? Can you teach me to sing? ”
"Ah......h
Fang Yi was stunned.
What the heck? How did the moon represent my heart and become my own composition? Is this sure that Deng Lijun will not give himself a big mouth from the sky? This is stealing other people's literary and artistic achievements! I'll be sued in court!
"That's right! This is what I wrote! Fang Yi nodded very generously and acknowledged, "Do you want to learn?" I'll teach you! ”
"Yes, yes!" Shangguan Wan'er looked at Fang Yi with great interest.
"Listen! That's how the song goes! ”
"You ask me how much I love you, how much do you love me, my love is true, my love is true, the moon represents my heart!"
"A gentle kiss has touched my heart! A deep love has taught me to miss it to this day! ”
……
"Who! It's hard to hear! Don't let people sleep! ”
Fang Yi and Shangguan Wan'er carried iron pots and chopsticks, and while walking back, they sang this song softly, and soon woke up Wang Xiaojie, who was asleep.
Wang Xiaojie rubbed his eyes vigorously and sat up, and Di Renjie on the side also sat up sleepy-eyed.
God knows how much the two of them drank last night, Fang Yi only knew that there weren't many of his big jars and two pots!
Perhaps what people often say about the amount of alcohol they mean is the amount of alcohol that Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie have!
Disliked by Wang Xiaojie, Shangguan Wan'er put the dishes and chopsticks in her hand on the grass, and glared at Wang Xiaojie with her hands on her hips very unhappily: "General Wang, can you force it again?" Believe it or not, I'll report it to Your Majesty later that you peeked at Master Di taking a bath last year! ”
"What?"
Di Renjie was stunned, almost jumped to Wang Xiaojie's side from the ground, and glared at Wang Xiaojie with an angry face.
"Wang Xiaojie! You uneducated reckless, shameless villain! actually peeked at the old man taking a bath! The old man's reputation will be ruined in the hands of you vulgar people! ”
Facing Di Renjie's questioning, Wang Xiaojie was still a little confused for a while: "What is this...... Who peeked at you taking a bath, you bad old man, if you want to peek, you will also peek at the widow Zhang next door taking a bath! Ah......h Who peeked at other people's baths! ”
"You give me an honest account! If you don't make it clear to the old man today, the old man is not finished with you! Di Renjie had no intention of giving up.
Wang Xiaojie stood up without giving in: "Master Di! Don't forget! What did I say last night? What are you doing with a live handstand? I don't have a good memory...... Hmmm......"
Di Renjie was shocked and quickly covered Wang Xiaojie's words with his own hands.
"Huh?" Shangguan Wan'er's eyes lit up, "Master Di, what did General Wang just say?" General Wang, what do you want to say? ”
"Ahem...... Di Renjie blocked Wang Xiaojie's mouth, "Actually...... I just thought about it for a while, hey, everyone is a big man, he peeked at me taking a shower, just peek, forget it, I'm too lazy to bother with him so much! ”
"Ah...... Master Di, have you been threatened by General Wang? If you are threatened by him, you will blink, and I will definitely tell Your Majesty and let Your Majesty make the decision for you!" ”
"Shangguan Zhaorong, don't think too much!" Di Renjie hurriedly shook his head, "Actually, it doesn't matter if you threaten or not, the main thing is that the old man likes to be peeked at taking a bath!" ”
"Ah......h Master Di...... I didn't expect you to have such a fresh and refined hobby! Shangguan Wan'er looked at Di Renjie blankly.
Di Renjie also felt that there were two outsiders, Shangguan Wan'er and Fang Yi, and it was not a simple matter to make it clear to Wang Xiaojie.
So Di Renjie covered Wang Xiaojie's mouth with his left hand, and roughly dragged the corner of Wang Xiaojie's clothes with his right hand, and the two came to a place far away from Fang Yi and Shangguan Wan'er.
Di Renjie stomped his feet angrily: "Wang Xiaojie! If you dare to mention this matter again in the future, the old man and you are not finished! ”
"Wouldn't I have lost a lot, then?" Wang Xiaojie laughed sinisterly.
"And what do you want to do?" Di Renjie completely took Wang Xiaojie without a rut.
"Well, remember, you promised me one thing, and that's it! I haven't thought of a suitable one for this matter now, and I'll tell Master Di when there is a suitable one in the future, it's always okay, right? ”
"Bastard! If you want to rebel, wouldn't you pull the old man to rebel together? ”
"Am I like that kind of rebel?"
"This ......," Di Renjie still hesitated.
Wang Xiaojie shouted at the right time: "Ah! Come and see...... Master Di wants to broadcast live......"
"Okay, okay, the old man is afraid of you! The old man promised you! ”