Chapter 39: If you don't get drunk, you can't go home

Fang Yi happily took a small sip of the second pot head in the bowl, and soon Fang Yi was dumbfounded.

Because Fang Yi found that except for himself, everyone else was bored!

Even Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, the two girls who looked weak, were bored.

Do these fools drink so much?

Wang Xiaojie quickly noticed that Fang Yi just took a shallow sip, this authentic iron man was not happy.

"Hey! Brother Dongliang! I'll do whatever you just asked me to do, and I don't have any other requirements, can I give me a little face when I drink? ”

"I ...... I'm ......" Fang Yi smiled awkwardly, looking at his bowl of wine with an embarrassed expression, "I don't drink as much as you......"

"That's not going to work! If you say that, then it's not interesting, I'll say tomorrow that I'm not as strong as you, don't look for me for any work, okay? ”

Fang Yi glanced at Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er beside him, and the faces of the two girls were filled with a faint smile, or to be precise, there was a hint of banter in their smiles.

Fang Yi was instantly furious!

What Fang Yi hates most in his life is being looked down upon by women! Especially when it comes to drinking, which should be a man's advantage!

Fang Yi gritted his teeth violently: "I'll drink!" ”

As soon as he drank it, Fang Yi suddenly felt a hot feeling in his stomach, and a slight look of pain appeared on his face.

What's the ...... I knew that this group of fools drank so much, and they should have served red wine......

"Good! This is a real man! Shangguan Zhaorong, congratulations on finding such a good husband! Drinking wine in a big bowl and eating meat in a big gulp, this is the most pleasant thing in the world! ”

Wang Xiaojie saw that Fang Yi was really bored, and couldn't help but applaud, and then picked up a large piece of meat from the hot pot and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Wow! Poof......" Wang Xiaojie's face instantly changed, and a trace of pain appeared, "What is this?" Why is it so spicy? ”

"Huh...... Uneducated people! Di Renjie couldn't help but glance at Wang Xiaojie with disdain, "This kind of food should be like this...... You can't eat in large bites, you have to eat in small bites like Sven people like me, and learn to do something! ”

After Di Renjie finished speaking, he also picked up a small piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Wow! Burst...... Bah, bah, ......" Di Renjie's face instantly showed the same painful look as Wang Xiaojie, "What is this?" Why is it so spicy? ”

"Hahaha!" Wang Xiaojie couldn't help laughing when he saw Di Renjie's embarrassed appearance, "How?" I am the most cultured and the most gentle! Why did you spit out the meat? To do this, it is insulting! ”

"Ah, this ......," Di Renjie scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Is it spicy?" Wu Zetian curiously picked up a piece of meat and stuffed it into his small mouth, "I think it's okay!" ”

Shangguan Wan'er also picked up a piece of meat and stuffed it into her small mouth: "Hmm...... I think it's okay too! ”

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er followed Fang Yi to eat food for a while, and they had developed a certain habit of the elusive taste of spicy, even now in the face of spicy hot pot, the two of them could eat it calmly.

"Cut...... Look at you guys...... Not even two girls! Despise! ”

Di Renjie glanced at Wang Xiaojie expressionlessly: "Did you hear that?" Reckless, I despise you! ”

"I ......" Wang Xiaojie shrugged his shoulders helplessly.

With the lesson at the beginning, Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie began to be cautious when eating hot pot.

The two were surprised to find that as time went by, perhaps because their mouths had been numb to the point of being spicy, they didn't feel as spicy as they did when they were eating hot pot at the moment!

The five of them ate hot pot with relish, drank Erguotou, and kept talking about some interesting things they encountered.

Of course...... Drinking Erguotou in a big gulp does not include Fang Yi, the weak chicken in the wine......

Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie enjoy the current atmosphere of eating hot pot, after all, Wu Zetian is a generation of monarchs, and he rarely eats with his ministers, let alone this kind of approachable and zero-contact meal.

After three rounds of drinking, even if Fang Yi strictly controlled the amount of alcohol he drank each time, he finally couldn't bear it.

After feeling a surge at the top of his head, Fang Yi simply fell to the ground and fell asleep.

"Hey! Brother Dongliang! Don't pretend to be drunk! Do you think you don't have to drink if you pretend to be drunk? If you pretend to be drunk again, I'll steal your stuff!" ”

"Hoo ......"

The only answer to Wang Xiaojie was Fang Yi's subtle snoring.

"Looks like he's really drunk......"

Wang Xiaojie was happy.

At this moment, Wang Xiaojie is so proud, because Wang Xiaojie has the capital to brag about.

If he really returned to the Central Plains one day, he could point to Fang Yi's back and say to people very proudly: Do you know him? Brother Dongliang! A great talent who is regarded by His Majesty as a pillar of the country! But so what? Back then, on a desert island, I was still drunk, drunk like a dead man!

The more Wang Xiaojie thinks about it, the happier he becomes, what a fun thing this is!

Because the five of them were originally eating hot pot in the place where Fang Yi slept on weekdays, and there was a cotton blanket on the ground, the four of them didn't care about Fang Yi and let Fang Yi lie on the cotton blanket and sleep a lot.

After a while, Wu Zetian stumbled to his feet with a flushed face: "Two Aiqing...... You continue to drink...... I...... I don't have enough alcohol...... Let's go rest first......"

"Congratulations to Your Majesty!" Shangguan Wan'er, Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie hurriedly put down their chopsticks and saluted Wu Zetian.

Wu Zetian had already taken a few steps into the cave, and suddenly looked back at the three of them: "Remember...... In the future, if Fang Yi is present, you don't need to salute me, just treat him as an ordinary person! ”

"Yes!"

Wu Zetian nodded with satisfaction and went back to sleep.

After a while, Shangguan Wan'er couldn't hold it anymore, and walked back to the cave after saying goodbye to Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie.

After Shangguan Wan'er left, Wang Xiaojie, who had the best amount of alcohol among the five, began to chat with Di Renjie in a whisper.

"Master Di......"

"What?" Di Renjie also drank too much, and he began to speak uncomfortably.

"Shhh...... What does Master Di think of Fang Yi? ”

Di Renjie glanced at Wang Xiaojie, who was rare and serious, first slightly stunned, and then answered Wang Xiaojie's question very seriously: "This person ...... All kinds of magical items are emerging! It's really a fairy change! ”

"What does Master Di mean...... Fang Yi is an immortal, right? ”

"That's right!"

"The place where the immortals live is called Immortal Island, no problem, right?"

"No problem!"

"Master Di is a man who keeps his oath, is there anything wrong with it?"

"No problem!"

"I remember that before Lord Di came to Jiangnan Dongdao to look for His Majesty, he said such a sentence, if there is really any immortal island, Lord Di, you will live broadcast a handstand and eat Xiang?"

"Ah......h

Di Renjie was dumbfounded!

Di Renjie thought that Wang Xiaojie was testing his feelings about Fang Yi at first, but he didn't expect it...... This reckless man! I actually yin myself!

"Master Di? Hey, hey, hey......"

"Ahh The old man is drunk! ”

Di Renjie let out a loud cry and fell to the ground very wisely pretending to be drunk.