072 It's impossible to get up (II)

Since Zhao Dazhui wants to prove himself, Li Gang doesn't care.

Pretend, see how else you can pretend?

If you just spit lotus flowers in your mouth and say that you will go to the sky, I will not change a word in the history books, and I will definitely let future generations know your ugly face and let you stink for 10,000 years!

Yue Fei was embarrassed.

I'm still shirtless, the autumn breeze is bleak, can't you let me, an idle person, put on my clothes first?

Or am I going to go out like this?

"Hurry up and put it on, I don't feel comfortable looking at your tendon meat!

Don't even think about running. The following scene is sung at you, if you run away, where will I find such a suitable cannon fodder? ”

Zhao Dazhui also figured it out.

I can't drink hot milk in a hurry, and the God of War can't be refined in a day.

Yue Fei, who has not gone through countless battlefield practices, is also a reckless man with excellent martial arts and who does not want to die in battle, and he is far from the commander and mainstay of one party!

Now, the time has come to test Yue Fei!

"Cannon fodder?"

I don't know what it means, but it doesn't feel like a good word!

"That's not important! You wait a minute, and we'll be talking about you right away. Zhao Dazhui waved his hand, and then pointed at Li Gang, "I want to convince this guy who keeps black accounts first!" ”

[Phew!] The anchor has a really strong taste! 】

[Huh? Why am I blindfolded? 】

[Pajamas? Don't understand, what's wrong? 】

[Is this funny?] Persuasion, isn't it normal? 】

【Cut!】 Boring! 】

[The distance between the subtitles and the voice, as if you are in the fifth ring, and I am also in the fifth ring.] 】

[I also think the anchor was quite stubborn just now, not like a gentleman.] 】

[I can't get people for the time being, so it's normal to get up first, right? ] 】

[Is the anchor that kind of person?] 】

[That's it!] Hammer Hammer is not that kind of person! 】

[The hammer hammer must have revenge in front of him, and it's not too late to wait for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years? 】

[10,000 years is too long, seize the day! ] 】

What do you mean? 】

[Can't wait, kill him now!] 】

Kill those Oscar statuettes now, Zhao Dazhui also thought.

Every time he thought that in a few years, those grandsons would have to raise their butcher knives and sharpen them with a clatter, Zhao Dazhui felt very unhappy.

However, the conditions do not allow it, the hardware is not hard enough, the software is soft enough, and it really can't beat others!

But right now, there is a chance to overtake in corners, as long as the operation is good, the quasi-guarantee will let the little gold people drink a pot.

"Uncle Huang, now that there are no outsiders, can you elaborate on your ambitions? I don't really understand. ”

Zhao Ji knew that the reason why Uncle Huang would give gifts to Jin Ren must have far-reaching considerations.

For example, the strategy of exhausting soldiers? Or is it a ploy to be arrogant?

Zhao Dazhui nodded approvingly: "Little Jiji, you can!" I can see that my strategy is much stronger than that old fool of Li Gang. ”

Li Gang snorted coldly, and took out a small notebook to keep accounts: Zhao Sledgehammer, the clan also. is vulgar and unliterate, and every time he takes pleasure in abusing the king, the ambition of the wolf is obvious......

Zhao Ji smiled: "Uncle Huang is as resourceful as the sea, I have learned a little bit from me, and I am close to Zhu!" It's just that I still don't understand, how to be proud and how to be tired? ”

The arrogant soldier is easy to understand.

The little golden man who destroyed the Liao State is now reluctant to want it. Seeing the rich Song Dynasty again, he took the initiative to send a large amount of goods, and his pride must be max.

What is a tired soldier?

You didn't sing K in the middle of the night to keep people from sleeping, and you didn't make people tired of hitting the east and west, and the south and north to make people tired, what kind of tired soldier are you?

Li Gang recalled: Zhao Dazhui is often boastful and boastful......

"Who told you that a tired soldier can only fight? Ignorant! Ignorance! ”

Li Gang was scolded and angry, and as soon as he collected the small book, he sternly refuted Zhao Dazhu's fallacies and heresies: "Tired soldiers? If you don't fight, you don't mobilize the enemy's army, how can you exhaust them? Bullying the old man doesn't understand the art of war? ”

Li Gang may really know the art of war, but he definitely doesn't understand what economic aggression is.

In fact, Zhao Dazhui doesn't understand either, but when the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and when the guild is big, there is no shortage of talents. Just a marketing method, how high is the talent?

"What is ...... That, marketing? ”

Zhao Ji felt that he didn't understand it again, but it didn't matter, compared to the scheming imperial uncle, it was normal to not understand! That's it for asking.

"Ahem, I just understand a little, I understand a little."

Zhao Dazhui does know a little, but he has never eaten pork, and he has never seen a pig run away.

Every time I think of it, "We don't accept gifts during the holidays this year", "We don't produce water" and "He's good and I'm good", Zhao Dazhui feels that he has 10,000 tons of Xiang in his head, and he wants to vomit!

"Marketing is to sell things you don't need to others at a high price, such as silk."

In Zhao Dazhui's opinion, silk is really useless.

In winter, I wear wow cool and wow cool, and in summer, I wear it and cover it in a panic. It's not easy to wash the outer clothes for fear of wrinkles, so make underwear, uh, rubbing electricity to understand.

Why do those gentlemen in silk pants tremble as if they have Parkinson's?

When a faint electric current passes through your delicate place, you have to tremble!

"Nonsense!"

Li Gang, the essence of the bar, once again barred: "There is the beauty of uniforms, and there is the great summer of etiquette." How can I distinguish Huaxia from barbarians, in this costume, culture, and etiquette. Abandon the fancy clothes and do not wear, you want to chase the bloody, Ru Mao to drink blood? ”

"Speak human words!" Zhao Dazhui plucked out his ears, "If you don't drag the text, you won't be able to speak, what's the matter?" ”

"If you don't wear Hanfu, do you want to wear cowhide and sheepskin?"

Li Gang finally spoke Mandarin, which is easier to understand, but his views are not quite correct.

Cowhide really can't be worn, that thing is hairless and not warm. made into a leather jacket or something, just like his son, it is for outsiders to see, and the fart is not used.

You can try the sheepskin, soft, warm, and then get a sheepskin hat with horns and put it on your head, you can start singing "Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat......", I feel cute.

It's even better if you have mink, and when you walk down the street, you can say "I bought a mink", which is very bullish.

"You ......"

Li Gang was completely speechless.

People who pretend to be asleep can never wake up, and those who have incorrect views are better buried directly.

Seeing Li Gang's defeat and retreat, Zhao Dazhui was chasing after the poor man and continued to "sleep" him: "Don't tell me any big truth, I'll ask you, since silk can't be eaten as food, and it can't keep warm." What else can you do besides pretending to be forced? ”

Yue Fei, who was born in bitter haha, echoed: "That's it." No one in our village wears silk, it's too expensive! ”

Zhao Dazhui said impatiently: "You stop for a while, and then your words will come later." ”

Yue Fei: "Oh. ”

Li Gang thought for a while and felt that what Zhao Dazhui said was very reasonable, but he was speechless.

The saint has clouds, gold and jade, thirst can not drink, hunger can not eat, in fact, there is no benefit to the people's livelihood. Although Zhao Dazhui has vulgar words, despicable character, and ugly appearance, he can also get the true meaning of the saint's words.

Hey, this is the so-called fool's thousand thoughts, there must be one, right?

"You're a fool, your whole family is a fool!"

Zhao Dazhui felt that he was very smart—the brothers of the guild were even smarter—how did he become a fool?

"Even if you can sell these silk silks for a high price, you are just scavenging some property from Li Bangyan, what is the cleverness?"

"Lao Li, you are just too simple. Do you think that Li Bangyan will pay out of his own pocket? ”