071 It's impossible to get up (I)

I remember that when I used to watch a play, some gods would come to this sentence: "Borrow your head for a use!" Then taking advantage of the enemy's unpreparedness, he smashed the cup, and then a hundred and eighty axemen poured out, chopping a certain unlucky egg into peanut butter.

Although there was no knife and axe hand in front of him, Li Bangyan's waste had already collapsed to the ground like a puddle of mud, and he was still holding Zhao Dazhu's leg as if he had just suffered some kind of damage, and he was humbling.

The mouth is still thinking in pieces: "Uncle Huang, don't! Official, help me! I have an eighty-year-old mother and an eight-year-old child. Minister, I don't want to die! ”

Zhao Ji was also embarrassed.

Uncle Huang couldn't tell his pulse when he kicked the ground in the sky, and he didn't know what he meant. It was fine just now, why did you suddenly kill Li Bangyan?

Yes, Li Bangyan is a little wasteful, and his mouth stinks a little, but it's really not a big crime, just kill it, isn't it right?

Or, just say that he is a corpse vegetarian meal, and he is far away from degrading the ball?

"Who said they were going to kill him, and why did they belittle him?"

The old Zhao family's habit of degrading officials at every turn is really bad, see who hates to take the customs directly or simply click a knife?

It's really not refreshing!

Why do you still have to kill this? Li Bangyan felt that he was really wronged to the extreme.

"It's just that I often sing like this when I listen to the singing, and I feel very imposing, so I took it and tested it." Zhao Dazhui asked with a smile, "Are you surprised, are you not surprised?" Isn't it hanging? ”

Li Bangyan: "...... It was quite unexpected. Master Hou, do you have anything to say, can you say it directly? As long as I can do it, I will definitely go to the soup and fire! ”

If you continue to tease, I am afraid that Li Bangyan will have other thoughts, and Zhao Dazhui will no longer tease him and say his thoughts.

The thing is very simple, the labor army, that is, the army that has won the battle with a large number of rewards, belongs to the United States, and there is a lot of oil and water!

Regarding this beauty difference, Li Bangyan avoided it: "Can I not go?" ”

"What do you say?"

Reward the work of the three armies, everyone loves to do.

Hello, I'm hello, everyone, sit in a row and divide the fruit. Everyone is happy, even if the person in charge of dividing the fruit puts two more in his pocket, no one else will say anything.

But what kind of game are you asking me to go and reward the army of the Golden Kingdom?

Don't think that I don't know anything because I don't read much, you Zhao Dazhui wants to die now the most is the Jin Kingdom, and what you have done has always been to prepare for the elimination of the Jin Kingdom.

I went to reward the Jin Army on the front foot, and on the back foot, you said that I "fornicated with the enemy country and plotted against the enemy", and bleed my whole family one by one.

How much hatred, how much resentment, you want to cheat me like this?

Besides, isn't it good for everyone to eat, drink, and have fun together, why do you have to fight to the death with Jin Guo?

Jinguo, that's a friend!

The official family is also confused, and they actually believe in Zhao Dazhui with all their hearts, and they are bent on breaking their wrists with Jin Guo.

Don't look at Zhao Dazhui under the banner of "killing the six thieves", and killed several bigwigs. But in the hearts of Li Bangyan and a group of "peace-loving" people, Zhao Dazhui may be the biggest traitor.

That is, this guy is in the limelight now, and his means are a bit unfathomable, otherwise, hehe.

Zhao Dazhui doesn't care about these, you are an executor and you are done with a good job, why do you want to do so much?

If you think about it, is it useful? Still not the same result?

Zhao Dazhui laughed dryly: "You just need to complete the task well and let the Jin people fully feel our sincerity and warmth." So, your mission this time is called sending warmth! ”

Since it is to send warmth, there must be something that can warm people, such as grain, oil, rice noodles, peanuts, melon seeds, and mineral water.

"No, not really." Zhao Dazhui shook his head, "Jin people like to eat meat and drink wine, we don't have many of these things, and it's not interesting to give them at all." Give it silk, we have a lot of this stuff. ”

"How much is appropriate?" Zhao Ji asked.

Although he didn't understand Uncle Huang's thoughts, Zhao Ji knew that Uncle Huang would live forever. As long as he follows in the footsteps of the emperor's uncle, he will succeed in reaching the other side of happiness.

Therefore, he only asks how much is appropriate, and does not question the correctness of the matter.

"100,000 horses, will it be a little more?"

Zhao Da Hammer is also not sure what the current production level has reached. He knew that in the historical books provided by fans, there were hundreds of thousands of coins in the Northern Song Dynasty at every turn.

100,000, I guess it's not a lot, right?

Li Gang was furious: "Uncle Huang is really a big deal!" Do you know that a piece of silk costs 100 yuan, and 100,000 horses are tens of millions, and the army is good? Whose army are you deferring, and whose family is it good for? ”

Zhao Dazhui is not good at math - of course he is not good at language - he broke his fingers, counted them one by one, and finally came to an astonishing conclusion: "Obediently, is this 10 billion?" ”

With so much money, it really can't be given to Jin Renhua in vain!

Your country name is Jinguo, and your race is Jinren, there must be a lot of gold, so it shouldn't be bad for money! Then exchange the gold you don't need, the price is beautiful!

Zhao Ji still has a very domineering demeanor, and waved his hand magnificently: "Since it's a gift, don't care about money." ”

Li Gang looked up at the pair of faint monarchs and ministers, and took out a small notebook to keep a black account: On a certain day in a certain month in the fifth year of Xuanhe, Shang was bewitched by An Lehou and wanted to bribe Jin Ren with 100,000 cloths, which was really a traitor to the country and bent his knees......

"No way!" Zhao Dazhui resolutely opposed Zhao Ji's behavior of losing his family, "With so much money, I am reluctant to give it to them for nothing." Prime Minister Li, are you willing to do it? ”

Li Bangyan actually wants to say that it's my, and it's not my money.

opened his mouth, and because he was afraid of death, he urgently changed it: "The minister is also very heartbroken!" Why don't you just go for the time being? ”

"No! Rewards must be rewarded, and you can't do things that make money at a loss. ”

Zhao Dazhui was embarrassed for a moment, and decided to embarrass Li Bangyan: "I heard that Prime Minister Li Cheng's methods are clever, and he has a bit of a skill of turning stone into gold, and there must be a way to successfully complete this task."

On the day you return, hand over 1 million to the household department, and the extra money will be counted as your hard work. What do you think of this marquis's arrangement? ”

What can Li Bangyan think, he wants to lie there and watch now.

No! It's to close your eyes and not see!

I should have known a long time ago, this Zhao Dazhui is not a good person! He will never stop if he doesn't bring disaster to the ministers of the entire court.

Why, do I want to step into society? Why, I failed to obey my old father's last wish and obediently become a free little landowner?

I regret it!

Looking at Li Bangyan, who stumbled out of the palace like his dead father, Li Gang once again worked hard to write: The one with a sledgehammer is actually a traitor. In order to avoid the infamy of future generations, he killed the important ministers of the court, causing the court to be smoky......

Seeing that the plan had completed the first step, Zhao Da hammered the lupine scarf and directly ordered: "Idle people and others avoid!" Li Qiushui, you go to the door to guard, and those who dare to trespass will be killed. ”

Li Qiushui's eyelids rolled: "The slave only listens to the orders of the official." ”

"Really? Will you listen to my brother's orders? ”

Li Qiushui seemed to remember something unbearable from the past, pointed at Zhao Dazhui hatefully, and honestly watched the door.

Li Gang felt that he was even an idle person, so he arched his hand and wanted to slip away.

Zhao Dazhui sneered: "Do you think I didn't find out that you kept a small notebook?" Remain! Let you see what the real level is! ”