Chapter 003 Live or Dead Ball Go

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Now it has to be said that it became light and two years, October.

This year, two bull-level characters were born, one was Feng Xiao Pang Tong and Pang Shiyuan, and the other was Sima Yi. I just don't know if this month, the two cows have fallen to the ground like ducklings, or are they still learning to dive in the stuffy pool of the tank. Anyway, they all want to have a relationship with Mr. Zhuge who is wise and close to the demon, and they have nothing to do with Liu Hanshao, and they can't fight with "Wang Daxing".

It's been a whole month, Liu Hanshao has never walked out of that room, unlike other traversers, others can quickly integrate into their new roles, even if they open their eyes and a knife light strikes, they can also dodge the past with a reflexive reaction, and effectively counterattack. And Liu Hanshao is a person who has lost his soul, he wants to wipe away that tear, or kiss, but he is afraid that it will disappear, which may be the best explanation that she loves herself.

In the previous life, "Wang Daxing" could be a scumbag gangster, an otaku poor sling, after meeting her, the biggest dream is to become a small family, live a small life, and be a real little person. Someone who didn't even dare to think about hiding his private money would be an emperor? Liu Han was not interested at all.

It stands to reason that it shouldn't!

According to the crazy character of "Wang Daxing", he should like to be the emperor very much, majestic, coaxing, and gangsters to death, how many people can be mixed with the emperor? Oh...... There seem to be a lot, such as Liu Bangbang, Zhu Zhangzhang, Jiang Shishi......

Far from it.

Anyway, Liu Hanshao just didn't have the intention of being an emperor, and the "Wang Daxing" in his previous life could have lazy cancer procrastination, difficulty in choosing, intensive phobia, and even a little depression, but he didn't have "being an emperor". Maybe it's because the time to leave her is still short, whether it's "Wang Daxing" or Liu Hanshao, this soul is still wandering or exiled, not that it takes thirty-three days to recover from falling out of love, it's only thirty days now, and there are still three days left.

It's just that the absurdity of reality is always much bigger than the hole in the human brain!

killed "Wang Daxing", Liu Hanshao didn't believe it, the distance from her was not space, but time. How can it be more than 1,800 years in one collision? How high was the speed of your own small electric at that time? On light-year speed?

In the past month, Liu Hanshao thought about death countless times, but he didn't dare to take action, because he couldn't be sure whether he would be able to return to her after he died here, or whether he would go to another place that was even more absurd and unknown to him. He was afraid of getting farther and farther away from her, and of course, he was also afraid of death, even if it was someone who had already died once.

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The moon and stars are sparse, the night sky is thousands of miles, and October in Luoyang is already very cold. This is the first time Liu Hanshao has gone out, brackets, just walked out of the door of that room, but climbed onto the roof and lay down to watch the stars.

This person seems to be really hypocritical.

Yes, it's hypocrisy, after all, no one can understand his loneliness.

What kind of person is Liu Hanshao?

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"Oh no, no! Come on, come on! ”

As Du Niang's panicked cry came out, the whole house immediately exploded, the servants, maidservants, guards, figures were crowded, the lights were heavy, Shi Laodao also rushed over in a panic, and the Taoist robe didn't care about the tie.

"What's the alarm?"

It seemed that asking this question was not urgent enough, Shi Laodao learned Liu Hanshao's tone again, and asked repeatedly: "What's wrong?" What's wrong? ”

The entire Shihou Mansion is nominally Shi Laodao's home, but in fact, it only revolves around Liu Hanshao alone, but Liu Hanshao doesn't let people accompany him when he sleeps, and he doesn't even want a maid. A three-year-old baby, staying in a big room by herself, even the adults of ordinary families are not at ease, so in this month, Du Niang always secretly went to Liu Hanshao's house to see it a few times every night. Sometimes Liu Hanshao doesn't know when he falls asleep, and sometimes he pretends not to know even if he can't sleep with insomnia, but he knows this care, so compared to Shi Laodao, Liu Hanshao treats Du Niang more politely.

"Shi Hou is gone."

has passed the initial panic stage, Du Niang didn't dare to shout loudly, if this news spreads, I'm afraid that no one in the house can get out of it.

Liu Hanshao had already discovered the situation below on the roof, and at first he wondered what kind of nerves they were having in the middle of the night, and then he wondered if there should be some thieves and bad guys who killed him, and in these turbulent years, it is impossible to say what happened. Then you have to hide it yourself, in case the situation is not good, how can you get away in time? Outcome...... It's a bit embarrassing.

"Ahem...... I'm here. ”

Seeing this little figure appear on the roof, whether it was sleeping in a daze or being half scared, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but Du Niang was even more nervous.

"Oh my God, how did Shi Hou climb onto the roof? Hurry, come on. No, no, it's to find a ladder......"

"It doesn't have to be that troublesome. Shi Laodao, I'll jump down now, you have to catch it. ”

Because of kneeling on the ground, the houses of the Han Dynasty at that time were relatively low. Liu Han jumped when he said less, he thought he was very handsome and jumped off the roof, everyone watched, fortunately it was dark, and besides, his "Little Liu Debate" was still small and negligible, and he occasionally walked away, which was also very cute. However, whether this gadget also has to be renamed with Liu Hanshao can be discussed.

Du Niang snatched Liu Hanshao from Shi Laodao's arms, covering her hands and sticking to her face, eager to open her arms now, wrap him up, and warm him.

Shi Laodao's face turned pale, and he asked in a deep voice, "Who is on duty tonight?" ”

When the two guards and a maidservant heard this, they immediately stepped forward from the crowd and threw themselves on their knees, with sincere fear.

"Drag it down......"

Without waiting for Shi Laodao to give an order, Liu Hanshao had already interrupted him.

"What are you doing? What are you going to do? It's okay, let's go back to the house and go to sleep. ”

In the previous life, except for letting her wipe her back in the bath, it was impossible for others to serve him. is not even used to letting people serve, and it is impossible for Liu Hanshao to beat and kill people at every turn. Originally, this was not a big deal, but they made it ...... I was already very embarrassed in my heart, and if they continued to rectify it, probably Liu Hanshao would also shout God.

The others listened to Liu Hanshao's order, and secretly congratulated themselves on being safe, so they hurriedly retreated, but the two guards and the maid were still kneeling in place, not daring to move.

Liu Hanshao was in a hurry to escape from Du Niang's arms, and was already about to go back to the house, but when he saw the three people kneeling, he turned back and asked curiously: "Didn't you say, let you all go back to the house to sleep, why are you still kneeling here and not moving?" ”

One of the guards, Shi Chang, said sonorously: "Dereliction of duty, please punish Shi Hou!" "Looking at his posture, I don't know whether to ask for guilt or merit.

Liu Hanshao shook his head helplessly, and asked the servant girl again.

"What about you? What's the matter with you? ”

The maid is actually just a little girl, she looks like she is in her teens? Maybe even smaller. was already trembling with fright, and when he heard Liu Hanshao's question, he hurriedly tried his best to stabilize his emotions, and said in a trembling voice: "It was supposed to be a maid on duty at night......

The maid on duty at night was supposed to guard Liu Hanshao, crying, getting up to pee, and having to wait, but he didn't allow others to enter the house, so the maid on duty at night could only hide in the hut next to him to avoid the cold, and it was inevitable to doze off when it was late. Speaking of which, they are all Liu Han's less harmful people.

This is not an era when people can get along with each other on an equal footing, and the etiquette of the Han Dynasty is generally only to bend down and bow hands, but kneel at every turn...... Not to mention the Han Dynasty, even after 1,800 years, you can still see some little people who have no way to ask for help, appearing in a kneeling posture. So......

So Liu Hanshao didn't want to look hypocritical in front of them, so he waved his little hand.

"Get up, it's so cold on the ground, come back to the house with me. Du Niang, I'm a little hungry, go get some cakes. ”

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The three of them followed Liu Hanshao back to the house and stood in a daze, even Shi Laodao looked a little restrained. Liu Han is so young, he can't talk to them with his head up.

"Sit down, everyone sit as you like."

It was quite polite, but there was not even a chair in the room, and he fell to his knees again. Liu Hanshao didn't want to kneel like this, so he directly tiptoed and sat on a few cases nearby, which was basically the same as everyone's height.

Maybe it was because his heart was cold tonight, Liu Han was a little less flickering, but a few people sat dryly, and it was not interesting, so he asked the maid without words.

"Little girl, what's your name?"

The servant girl replied tremblingly: "Back to Shihou, the maidservant is named Ren Hongchang." ”

Liu Hanshao said "oh ......" angrily, as if he felt that it was unfair to only ask women and not men, so he casually pointed to a guard.

"What about you? What's your name? ”

The one who was named was the chief of the guard who had just made a sonorous plea, but at this moment, he was suddenly hesitant and a little difficult to speak.

"Returning to Shihou, the lowly surname is high, and the lowly name is ...... Big dogs. ”

Liu Hanshao didn't have any self-cultivation, and he laughed at that time, and the tall dog became even more shy. It's still a long time, how can you talk about it with a nickname? Liu Hanshao asked the other guard again, wanting to see if there was a more bizarre name, but the other one said that he didn't have a name.

"Good luck has to be famous, right? Otherwise, how do you usually call you? ”

couldn't stand Liu Hanshao's questioning, and another guard, Shi Chang, hesitated and said: "My parents died when I was a child, I had no name or surname, and when I was begging on the street, because I was black, thin and short, others called me a monkey." Sometimes, when I fought with others for a bite to eat, they would call me a dead monkey. Later, when I joined the army, the officer asked me my name, and I also said that my surname was Shi and my name was Monkey...... Child...... Damn it, damn it! Humiliation is not an intentional collision......"

This time, Liu Hanshao didn't laugh, the sky was thundering, and he had already thundered on the outside and tender on the inside. Ask a lot of mouths! At the beginning, I thought that this name was broken, but after a hundred circles, I still heard such a story, there is really no most bizarre, only more bizarre.

After being stunned for a while, Liu Hanshao said again: "Monkey, your name is indeed not very advanced, otherwise, I'll give you a name, right?" ”

Originally, the dead monkey asked for sin, and he kept kowtowing, and when he heard that Liu Hanshao was going to name himself, he was also stunned, and then changed the guilt to thanks.

"Wei Guangzheng! How about the name? From now on, your surname will be Wei, and your name will be glorious and correct. ”

In the Han Dynasty, names and characters had to be separated, for example, Cao Cao was Meng, Liu Bei was Xuan, and Liu Hanshao knew no matter how ignorant he was. But he didn't care about that, he gave himself a two-word name. It doesn't matter if the dead monkey agrees or not, anyway, he will be called Wei Guangzheng in the future. In fact, this worry is also redundant, reward, reward, can be given by Liu Hanshao, that is the grace of reward!

Flatten one, then another.

"Big dog, you are also a person who is a long man, maybe you will be a Dubo, a captain, a general, and now this name is indeed a little indecent, why don't I also help you change one, how about it?"

"Thank you for the name!"

The tall dog's voice immediately reverted to sonorousness.

"Yet. Soldiers are martial, and you will be called Gao Dashang in the future! ”