Chapter 002 flickering the old way should be a personal follower

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In fact, Shi Laodao has been aggrieved enough these days, others are godfathers, mixed well, and can kiss and touch his goddaughter, but Shi Laodao's godson is even more difficult to serve than his ancestors, no way, who made his father the emperor!

If you want to say that Shi Hou was not like this in the past, he was a three-year-old little kid, he woke up to eat, ate and played, and slept when he was tired of playing, and he could still make trouble in the sky? Besides, there are nurses, maidservants, or something around him, so he doesn't need to worry about Shi Laodao at all. But since the day of the fight, the nurse was disheveled, and she ran to tell herself in a panic that Shi Hou was evil, as if everything had become different. Remembering the nurse's boobs...... Oh no! Thinking of the situation of that day, Shi Laodao couldn't stop chanting, "Immeasurable Tianzun, oh grin......"

"Du Niang, Du Niang! What about the old god stick? ”

Hearing this immature and sharp scream, Shi Laodao's head hurt, and he really felt that it was even more trembling than Yuan Shi Tianzun's favor, and he didn't wait for others to call, he spread his feet and ran over in a panic.

Shi Laodao is not old, he is estimated to be in his thirties? Compared with Wang Daxing in the previous life, I can't tell who is big and who is small. But in this world full of grandfathers and grandmothers in their thirties, it seems that it is okay to shout "old way". Besides, Liu Hanshao doesn't believe in Buddhism, Taoism, ghosts and gods at all, how can he respect an old Taoist who seems to him to be just pretending to be a god and playing ghosts? The most important thing is that he already knows who his little body is. The real prince, the future successor! If this is not arrogant and not arrogant, I am too sorry for the character of Wang Daxing in the previous life. Therefore, now when Liu Hanshao is in a good mood, Shi Laodao is Shi Laodao, if Liu Hanshao is in a bad mood, Shi Laodao can only be an old god.

When Shi Laodao rushed over, Liu Hanshao was holding the door frame with one hand and stepping on the threshold with one foot, but the threshold was a bit high, and his little foot kept shaking, which made people look at it, always worried that the next moment, his useless gadgets would be exposed.

Du Niang had already arrived first, and the person who was sent to call Shi Laodao went to the opposite of him, Liu Han rarely saw that the two of them were coming, and with a wave of his little arm, he greeted Du Niang and Shi Laodao, and he turned his head and walked into the house, but suddenly turned around and waved his hand at the servants, maidservants, and guards outside the house.

"Let's go down and play! Stay away, or ......."

Liu Han didn't finish speaking, but he held his little hand in the air, grabbed his fingers into his palm one by one, and then squeezed his little fist hard. Everyone already understands the meaning of this action, the key is that Shi Hou, who is only three years old, also understands this meaning, is it a little early?

Shi Laodao saw Liu Hanshao's words and deeds in his eyes, and his head hurt again. I haven't seen any visions in the sky, why did Shi Hou become a demon so well? It doesn't look like he's sick, eating, drinking, sleeping, and no one has to worry about it, but a three-year-old baby can do this, which is a worrying thing in itself. But he didn't dare to report these situations to the palace, saying that he failed to protect Shi Hou and made him a demon? If you have nothing to do, why are you playing with your own life?

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"Du Niang, how is the embroidery? Can this thing be embroidered? ”

Jumping up and running in front of a few cases, Liu Han Shaoshen mysteriously opened a piece of paper. Du Niang and Shi Laodao came over to watch curiously, only to see a circle drawn on the paper, and there were several things like clouds in it. If such a thing was painted by Liu Hanshao in the quilt, Du Niang didn't even have to think about it, she knew what it was, but now, she was completely confused.

Although she didn't know what Liu Hanshao was going to do, Du Niang nodded affirmatively, but Liu Hanshao shook his little head like a rattle.

"I'm not talking about that big, it'...... So big! ”

exaggeratedly stretched out his arms and gestured, as if he couldn't reach his imagination, so Liu Hanshao said again: "It's as big as a whole wall!" ”

"Huh?"

Du Niang was so surprised that even her throat and eyes were exposed, Shi Laodao twisted his beard, and he didn't know how many twists he had twisted, probably thinking about Immeasurable Tianzun in his heart.

After drying her throat for a long time, it was inevitable that her hair would be dry, Du Niang swallowed a mouthful of foam fiercely, and asked puzzledly: "Shi Hou, what are you going to do here?" ”

"You don't have to worry about this, just say if you can embroider it!"

Looking at Liu Hanshao's serious little face, full of resolute attitude, Du Niang didn't dare to disobey, nodded with difficulty, and hurriedly added an explanation.

"The slave and maid will definitely not be able to do it alone, so I have to find some female celebrities to do it together. Moreover, Shi Hou said that he wanted a wall as big as a wall, and there was no such wide cloth......"

"It's not wide enough to be spliced, and the two are joined together. Do you see the middle line? ”

Liu Hanshao pointed to the map to the equator, and said, "Just follow this line up and down." If two is not enough, there will be four pairs, and if there are not enough four, there will be six or eight pairs, and there will always be enough! ”

Small mouth, click, click, Liu Hanshao said lightly, Du Niang listened and thought, thinking about the scale of the embroidery, and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

"Also, this matter must be kept strictly secret! Otherwise, all those female celebrities will have to ......"

The immature little face pretended to be ruthless, and the little hands were stretched out in the air, and the fingers were clenched into the palms one by one and clenched into fists. After making a lot of gestures, Liu Hanshao remembered that there seemed to be nothing to pinch for their women, so he hurriedly straightened his fingers and gestured on his neck.

The cold sweat on the door of her head finally dripped down her chest, and I don't know if Du Niang was embarrassed, frightened, or dazed.

Anyway, Liu Hanshao said that he was happy, so he didn't care what Du Niang thought, and instead shouted at Shi Laodao, who was suffering from "intermittent Alzheimer's disease".

"Shi Lao Dao."

With such a voice, Shi Laodao trembled, and saw Liu Hanshao holding a short dagger and reaching towards him, and was thinking about whether to escape, but saw him hand over another brush.

"Sharpen it for me."

"Huh?"

Shi Laodao took the short dagger and brush, and asked stupidly, "How to sharpen?" ”

"Why are you so stupid? It's just to shave off this hair, and leave this tube, cut it left, cut it right, and just cut it out. ”

It's not that Liu Hanshao doesn't want to do these jobs, it's just that the pen barrel is too hard, and his small hands are small, and he can't cut them neatly, so he grabbed Shi Laodao as a helper. While commanding, he also nagged non-stop.

"Yes, that's it...... Sharpen a little more on the left, and right on the right. Stupid to death for you! The two sides should be symmetrical, don't you understand? ”

Finally sharpened the tip of the pen, Liu Hanshao tried it on the paper, it was a little sharp, and the paper was torn, so he ran to the door again, pouted his butt and grinded it twice on the stone slab, and then stuffed the hollow of the pen barrel with cloth, and said to Shi Laodao cautiously: "Lao Dao, the technology is alive below." See this hole in the middle, right? Stuff it tightly with cork that absorbs water, but leave a part of the cork on the outside and cut it neatly along this slope......"

If it weren't for seeing Liu Hanshao holding the tip of the pen and trying to scratch on the paper, Shi Laodao would probably have been stupid, but when he probably guessed Liu Hanshao's intentions, in addition to not believing, he was a little interested.

After a meal of unremitting efforts, Liu Hanshao and Shi Laodao jointly produced the first dipping pen finally came out, when Liu Hanshao in a strange grip posture, dipped in ink, like a cloud of water on the paper to write some words, Shi Laodao was completely stupid. It's not just that this hairless bald thing has really become a pen and has written words, and those words are written horizontally, and some of them can be recognized, and some of them don't know it, it seems to be a brand new font. Most critically, these ...... Is it really all made by this three-year-old kid in front of you?

"How? Haven't played it, have you? Come on, you try it too! ”

Looking at Shi Laodao's confused face, Liu Hanshao was full of energy, but he was thinking in his heart that his stinky son always used the manual homework assigned by the teacher to embarrass himself, and he didn't know how many times he secretly scolded them. Even if the school is embarrassed for the children, why not even let the adults in the family go? It hasn't stopped since kindergarten! Primary school students, how good is it to recognize a few words, what kind of handicraft do you do, what kind of English do you learn? In the end, the stinky son was abducted by the online game, and he was hooked up by various productions and principles to become a handicraft expert. But at this moment, Liu Hanshao finally understood the hard work of the school, they are adding blood and calcium to the majority of traversers, and surging their innate advantages!

Du Niang was just a little surprised, thinking that Shi Hou was just a smart kid who could come up with these strange things, but Shi Laodao was a literate person and knew the great significance of it.

"Shi Hou, what is this word? Is it held like this? ”

I don't know how to describe Shi Laodao's shock, the hairless bald rod just now is holding it in his hand at the moment, as if he is afraid of pinching it if he holds it tightly, and he is afraid that it will run away if he holds it lightly!

At this moment, Liu Hanshao has also reacted, and he wrote in simplified block letters...... Well, even if these turtles climb in block letters, they are not much different from the traditional official script they use, so they pointed to the bottom of the words they wrote and said to Shi Laodao: "I said, you write!" I, head, up, have horns, and I have a tail behind me, and no one knows how many secrets I have...... I'm a little dragon man...... Little Dragonman! ”

As he spoke, Liu Hanshao couldn't help but sing. The ghost knows why Liu Hanshao tried to write, why he wrote so many lyrics, probably because when he coaxed his stinky son to play, he always accidentally exposed his production era.

Writing and writing, Shi Laodao suddenly put down his pen, prostrate on the ground, and bowed to Liu Hanshao, kowtowing and chattering constantly.

"The upper immortal and the lower realm, the poor road is ignorant and ignorant, and I don't know the true monarch, please forgive the sin and forgive the sin of the immortal! Immortals, save the people of the world......"

Although Du Niang on the side didn't know why, she looked at Shi Laodao kowtowing and begging, crying bitterly, and kowtowing numbly, which made Liu Hanshao look confused.

It is said that after the Yellow Emperor defeated Chiyou, he inspected the Quartet, and also took a part of the original totems of various tribes to create the dragon totem. As for treating the emperor as a dragon, one says that it started with Qin Shi Huang, and some say that it started with Liu Bang. Liu Bang said that after his mother and the dragon were something, he gave birth to himself, estimating that Liu Bang and Jesus were long-lost brothers, because Jesus did not want to be the carpenter's son, not that he was a joint product of his mother and the "cake seller". It's the term "True Dragon Son of Heaven", the Zhou Dynasty already has it, as we all know "Zhou Tianzi", anyway, these things are all "divine beasts", tell everyone, we are not ordinary people, fooling the common people.

Coincidentally, Liu Hanshao hummed and sang that he was a little dragon man, and the person who heard this was an old Taoist priest who believed in gods and ghosts, plus those "miracles" testified, if he didn't kowtow a few times, he would be sorry for Shi Laodao's years of practice. But Emperor Liu Hong of the Han Dynasty is not dead yet! Selling officials to make money, lifting the skirts of palace girls, these are all doing well, if this word spreads, I am afraid that Liu Han is definitely not the only one who will die ugly!

Besides, Liu Hanshao doesn't want to be that unlucky emperor!

"Shh

For the first time, Liu Hanshao felt a little scared, and quickly stopped Shi Laodao and Du Niang.

"If you leak the secret of heaven, you can't die well!"

Shi Laodao stopped babbling, but he still kowtowed a few more times before he and Du Niang gradually stopped. What to do in the future and say otherwise, if you fool these two people in front of you, at least it will be convenient and comfortable for you to do something you want.

"No one is allowed to say half a word about today's events. You two follow me, and you will be my personal companion in the future, and I will ensure that you will enjoy the blessings ......forever."