Chapter 54: Touching Porcelain Like This?
The shopkeeper stared blankly at the two pieces of silver in Fang Yi's hand, and an excited light flashed in his eyes.
"Okay, okay...... No problem, no problem! Guest, how many bowls do you want? I'll pack it for you! ”
"How many bowls?"
Fang Yi was slightly stunned, this was really a problem, he didn't know what he was buying, and it was really hard to say a number, let alone guess how much he could buy with the two pieces of silver he took out.
"That...... How many bowls can I buy for this tael? ”
"Ah......h
The shopkeeper hurriedly ran to the counter, picked up an abacus, crackled a few times, and beat it a few times.
"Guest! A tael of silver can be bought...... Many, many bowls! ”
"......" Fang Yi couldn't help but be speechless, "That'...... Twenty bowls for me! ”
"Okay, guest officer, please wait a minute!"
A few minutes later, the shopkeeper walked out of the back kitchen with an oversized basin.
After Fang Yi saw the contents of the basin, he couldn't help but blush.
At this time, Fang Yi couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Order something yourself...... It's actually white rice......
Oh my God, what kind of sin have I made!
How long has it been since a person has eaten to order twenty bowls of rice in one go!
It's over, no matter how much you explain now, it's useless, it's a real hammer, and I'm an illiterate person!
However, of course, Fang Yi's character will not admit his mistakes, Fang Yi still nodded stubbornly: "Very good, I also bought this basin together, give it, don't look for it, don't ask me why, I have money!" Wayward! ”
"Thank you, uncle, go slowly!"
The shopkeeper and the shopkeeper stood at the door with a smile on their faces, bidding farewell to Fang Yi who was holding a pot of rice.
After Fang Yi held the large pot of rice in his hand, he quickly noticed all kinds of strange eyes from pedestrians on the street, which also made Fang Yi even more embarrassed.
In order to hide his embarrassment, Fang Yi began to walk while grabbing the rice in the basin with his hand and stuffing it into his mouth.
Didn't those ancient warriors eat a lot of rice in one meal?
Isn't this not only a way to alleviate your embarrassment, but also to tell pedestrians that you are actually a fierce person!
The more Fang Yi thought about it, the more he felt that he was really a talent, and he was more motivated to eat rice.
However, to Fang Yi's surprise, even if he was about to vomit after eating, he didn't hear the remarks of his ideal passers-by, on the contrary, it was all ridicule.
"Da Zhuang, look at that man...... Isn't that a fool? ”
"How is it possible, how can that person be a fool, I think he is a starving ghost reincarnated!"
"Maybe it's a refugee from Yangzhou who came to take refuge, I haven't eaten for a few days, and I can't help it when I see rice, it's understandable!"
"Hahahaha!"
……
Fang Yi forcibly held on, and after walking to a remote intersection, he couldn't hold back any longer.
"Vomit"
Fang Yi spit out all the rice he had eaten in his stomach before.
What kind of handfuls of rice are these...... It's unpalatable to death! It's rough and dry, it's not just not for people, it's still delicious modern fragrant rice!
Fang Yi glanced at the rice bowl he was holding in his arms, and couldn't help but be furious.
"The ...... of the grass mud horse It's all your fault, it's a big shame for Lao Tzu! I'm going to Nima's! ”
Fang Yi threw the pot of rice in his hand on the ground in a fit of rage.
After venting, Fang Yi felt a little better in his heart, turned around and continued on his way.
Fang Yi's mind was all on the pot of rice thrown on the ground, and he didn't notice a purple-clothed girl stumbling behind him.
So...... The moment Fang Yi turned around, he collided heavily with the woman in purple.
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Fang Yi felt like he had hit a wall for a moment, and under the huge collision force, Fang Yi, a good young man, was knocked to the ground by a woman in purple.
Fang Yi sat on the ground with his head buried and rubbed his aching shoulders and head, what kind of immortal figure is this, damn, why is his body like a wall? Wasn't there a normal person in the ancient days of this Nima?
Fang Yi raised his head and glanced at the person who had collided with him, and a trace of consternation instantly appeared on his face.
The girl in purple was the purple eyes who came to Jiangnan Dongdao to assassinate Wu Zetian.
At this moment, Purple Eyes also fell to the ground, rubbing his shoulders in pain.
"Hey...... You're too much......" Fang Yi looked at the purple eyes blankly, "I just hit you like hitting a wall, do you think I would believe that a person like a wall would be knocked over by a small body like me?" You touch porcelain, you? ”
"Touching porcelain?"
Purple eyes glanced at Fang Yi coldly, not understanding what the porcelain in Fang Yi's mouth meant.
The purple eyes wanted to say something, but suddenly their pale hands were propped up on the ground, and they couldn't stop taking a deep breath.
"Hey, hey, hey...... Don't go too far! You were like a nobody just now, and now you are taking a deep breath with a pale face, who are you slandering? You think you're going to touch porcelain? Lao Tzu will too! Isn't it just touching porcelain? Who is afraid of who! Come on, let's touch the porcelain together! ”
After Fang Yi finished speaking, he lay down on the ground, his tongue spit out in the lower right corner, and began to pretend to be dead.
Purple eyes looked at Fang Yi with a foolish look, his face became more and more pale, and even the arms that supported him began to tremble violently.
Fang Yi secretly saw this scene, and couldn't help but sink in his heart.
Nima ...... I really met a powerful actor today!
Didn't these ancient people have a normal point?
Not to be outdone, Fang Yi covered his stomach and began to wail: "Ah...... To die or to die...... My lute bone is broken......"
"Your lute bones grow on your belly? It's the ribs in the abdomen, right? Purple eyes raised eyebrows.
Fang Yi was slightly stunned, and then raised his head to the sky and wailed: "Ah...... It's over...... Not only did I break my lute bone, but I also broke my ribs......"
While Fang Yi wailed, he couldn't help but sneer in his heart.
Touching porcelain? When Lao Tzu touched porcelain back then, you didn't know if you were born! The originator of the porcelain industry, that's right, it's me!
Spanning the porcelain industry for decades, when it comes to porcelain, I have never been afraid of anyone!
Let the horses come!
The purple eyes wanted to say something, but suddenly their faces sank and they covered their abdomen.
"Wow"
Purple eyes spat out a mouthful of blood.
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Fang Yi was instantly dumbfounded.
So touching porcelain?
This Nima ...... In order to touch porcelain, he did not hesitate to spit blood! Is it so willing to spend money?
Are these ancient people so violent?
Fang Yi couldn't help but smile bitterly, and helplessly raised his arms to signal himself to surrender: "Okay...... You're a ruthless person, you win! It's a loss! ”
"Something's wrong!"
Purple eyes glanced at Fang Yi with extreme disgust, and then stumbled to stand up and leave.