Chapter 53: Despised
On the crowded streets, Fang Yi shuttled through the crowd with a rotten burden that he didn't know where to pick up.
"Cut...... Fools are going back to Luoyang with you! Companion Jun is like a companion tiger, maybe one day I think I'm like that, or Lao Tzu did something that makes you dissatisfied, so he ordered Lao Tzu to click with a knife! You are a bad pen! ”
Fang Yi scolded and walked on the bustling streets.
Fang Yi is an authentic Hu Nan in modern times, so Fang Yi plans to go to the location where Hu Nan is located, that is, Jiangnan West Road in the Tang Dynasty.
"Guest officer, it's almost night, do you need to stay in the hotel for dinner?"
Just as Fang Yi was passing by a hotel, the shopkeeper at the door waved his hand to Fang Yi enthusiastically.
Fang Yi glanced at the sunset in the west, it was about six or seven o'clock in the evening, it was time to find a place to eat and sleep.
Before, because he was worried that Wu Zetian would send the Imperial Forest Army to track him, Fang Yi walked for more than ten miles in one breath without stopping, and now that the shopkeeper said this, Fang Yi felt that he was tired and hungry now.
"Come on, guest officer, the price of our store is fair, and Tong Su is not bullied!"
Seeing that Fang Yi was moved, the shopkeeper hurriedly greeted him warmly again.
"Okay...... How much does it cost to stay a night? ”
"Eighty dollars a night in an ordinary room!"
Fang Yi thought about it carefully, one tael of silver in the Tang Dynasty was equivalent to three thousand yuan in modern times, one tael of silver was equivalent to one thousand yuan, and eighty yuan was two hundred yuan, which was also within a reasonable range......
Just as Fang Yi was about to walk into the inn and find a room to stay, a team of officers and soldiers suddenly walked over on the street.
"Shopkeeper, there will be a big man coming to your hotel for a night in two hours, tonight is a charter, be sure to invite all the guests who live here out!"
The officers and soldiers at the head clenched the horizontal knife at their waists and looked at the shopkeeper in the inn with a serious face.
"Ah......h Several officials, dare to ask this big man who ......"
"General Zuo Wuwei, Lord Li Xiaoyi!"
"Okay, okay! We're closing our doors now! ”
The shopkeeper and the shopkeeper were both taken aback by Li Xiaoyi's name, and quickly nodded and agreed to the request of the officers and soldiers.
After receiving the assurances of the shopkeeper and the shopkeeper, the officers and soldiers walked away with great satisfaction.
After the officers and soldiers left, the shopkeeper looked at Fang Yi apologetically: "Guest officer, you also heard it just now...... General Zuo Wuwei is going to stay at our hotel tonight, so ...... Sorry......"
"Well, it's okay!"
Fang Yi waved his hand indifferently.
No one understands the situation better than Fang Yi.
What is Zuo Wuwei General Li Xiaoyi, it is clear that your emperor Wu Zetian is going to live here tonight!
Wu Zetian and they live here tonight, even if you tell Lao Tzu that you will live here for free tonight, or even pay for it, you won't live here!
Wu Zetian They still have two hours to get here, and they still have time to leave with some food!
"Thank you for your understanding!" The shopkeeper laughed.
"If you don't live here, then you pack me something, and I'll take it!"
"Hit ...... Pack? What is a bag? Why hit him? The shopkeeper looked at Fang Yi blankly.
"Ah, this ......" Fang Yi was slightly stunned, "Pack...... Meaning...... I'll buy some stomach filling food to take away! You have something to eat here that will fill your stomach and take it away, and if it tastes good, that's even better! ”
The shopkeeper dodged slightly, and pointed to a wooden sign hanging on the wall behind him: "Oh, guest officer, this sign is all suitable for the food you want to pack!" ”
Fang Yi glanced at the wooden sign and quickly realized a new problem.
Lettering on the wooden sign...... I don't know a few people!
Nima...... Didn't those bricks call beasts say that the Tang Dynasty used traditional block Chinese characters?
What are the things written on this Nima wooden sign? In the future, when I travel back, I must write a popular science paper and criticize those bricks and beasts!
Isn't this a deliberate attempt to trap people like themselves?
"Guest officer, you don't know how to read?" The shopkeeper looked at Fang Yi and laughed strangely.
Although there was no emotion in the words of the shopkeeper, there was a hint of banter in his eyes.
Fang Yi's heart sank.
What's the ...... He is a modern genius scientist...... There is no ancient person who ridicules the lack of culture! What an irony this is!
Fang Yi, who has always regarded face as life, will not admit that he does not recognize the words on the wooden sign!
"What are you kidding? I'm from a show! You actually question me that I don't know how to read? Do you know about the imperial examination? Have you ever taken the test? Lao Tzu is a big guy who has experienced the baptism of the imperial examination! Does Lord Di Renjiedi, the local official, know? Master Di once said that there is only one person in this world whose literary talent can be compared to him, that's right, the person that Master Di said is exactly below! That's it, you actually question that I don't know those words? Fang Yi was furious.
The shopkeeper laughed even more strangely: "You are amazing, but the villain has a doubt, you are so powerful, why are you in this town?" And carrying one like this...... Yes...... The baggage of individuality ......"
"I'm Nima......" Fang Yi was slightly stunned, "What do you mean!" The reason why I didn't become an official here is because I am a noble person who regards power and wealth as dung! ”
"Poof"
The shopkeeper of the inn burst out laughing.
"What do you mean?" Fang Yi glared at the shopkeeper dissatisfied.
"I'm sorry, guest officer...... I'm not laughing at you, I'm ...... Just remembered something happy! Wife...... It's time to have a baby! ”
"Poof......
The shopkeeper couldn't help but laugh when he heard the shopkeeper's words.
Fang Yi quickly turned his head and glared at the shopkeeper with a displeased expression: "What are you laughing at?" ”
"I ......," the shopkeeper was slightly stunned, "I also thought of something happy...... I'm a ...... It's time to have a baby! ”
"Hahaha!" The shopkeeper couldn't help but laugh.
"You ...... Is the insider the same person? Fang Yi was dumbfounded.
"Yes...... Burst...... Hahaha......" The shopkeeper first smiled and nodded, and then quickly stopped smiling and shook his head, "No, no, no...... It's the same day! ”
"I don't care when your wife has a baby! I'm in a hurry, I don't have time to mess with you! Believe me or not, I don't care, that ...... I'm going to ask for the second row of stuff on the wooden sign! ”
The shopkeeper glanced back at the wooden sign, and then looked at Fang Yi blankly: "Guest officer...... That one...... Are you sure...... Do you really want that? ”
"What? I'm afraid that Lao Tzu won't be able to pay? What Lao Tzu has is money! Lao Tzu wants this, has a problem? ”
"Smack"
After Fang Yi finished speaking, he took out a tael of silver from his pocket and slapped it heavily on the door frame.