019 What Uncle Huang said is what I said
019 What Uncle Huang said is what I said
Seeing that the two of them were about to pinch up again, Zhao Ji was completely angry.
"Tong Guan, do you really want to die?"
The emperor was furious, ambushed millions of corpses, and the blood flowed.
Although Zhao Ji is not an overlord like Qin Shi Huang, he is also an emperor anyway, and his majesty is still more or less lost.
Tong Guan shrank indignantly, but he was still very aggrieved in his heart.
Official, don't you love me?
Have you seen that the little hairy kid has been provoking me and scolding me?
You're pulling the shelf, the slave is cool in her heart!
Tong Guan, who was the most cheerful, retreated, and the other melon-eating crowds dispersed in a hurry.
Isn't it just a matter of adding a stool next to the dragon chair, how big a thing, and you can afford to fight with the official?
Scattered, scattered.
Regarding the ministers' knowledgeable performance, Zhao Ji nodded with satisfaction and explained: "Ladies and gentlemen, you may not know my imperial uncle. β
As he spoke, he pointed at Zhao Dazhui with his hand: "This is my imperial uncle, the marquis of Anle, and also my historian, responsible for assisting me in handling the government." β
Zhao Dazhui also stood up with a stinky fart and waved to the Manchu Dynasty Wenwu: "Hello everyone, I'm Zhao Dazhui." In the future, let's get closer to each other! β
The chair of the "public minister" was snatched away, and the "prime minister" was scolded one after another, and it is estimated that the future will not be easy. This little uncle was in the limelight for the first time in public!
In line with the concept of not provoking the wicked, the people who eat melons return the salute one after another: "Uncle Huang is serious." The ministers will definitely find time to harass the emperor's uncle. When the time comes, please don't get bored with Uncle Huang! β
As for when and how long you can spare time, who cares?
Zhao Dazhui didn't know the twists and turns inside, and replied happily: "Welcome, welcome!" There are brothers all over the world, everyone often comes to play! β
[Boss, come and play often! γ
[When the time comes, turn over your sign and wait for me.] γ
[Love concubine, kneel down. γ
[I don't ......]
[This emperor can't do it! γ
[What's going on?] I think it's pretty good. γ
[Uh-huh, it's really good for the anchor. γ
[It would be better if the throne was given to the anchor. γ
[Shouldn't the Great Dynasty do something serious? What's going on? γ
[Moved a chair and scolded a magical eunuch? γ
"Urge, then extinguish!"
Zhao Dazhui hurriedly replied, and said to Zhao Ji: "Official, are we doing something serious?" It's a mess, it's like a vegetable market, and it's very inefficient! β
"Please also ask Uncle Huang to show me."
"Let's kill Cai Jing and Tong Guan......" Seeing Zhao Ji's embarrassed death, Zhao Dazhui waved his hand, "I guess you won't agree." Let's talk about how to deal with Zhang Jue. β
Zhao Ji let out a sigh of relief, as long as it wasn't killing, it was easy to say anything.
Murderous, bloody, boring and disgusting, how can you talk about poetry and songs?
If you don't have any inspiration, it's a great idea to play music and dance.
If you are tired of singing and dancing, then give a reward, a heavy reward.
Every time he saw the smiling faces of those who were promoted and made a fortune, Zhao Ji felt satisfied from the bottom of his heart.
I am rich all over the world, admired by all the people, and I am actually the richest idler in heaven and earth.
Until, a sledgehammer fell from the sky, and a hammer was carried down, which completely woke up Zhao Ji's sweet dream.
It turns out that the enemy is already very strong, it turns out that they not only want my money, but also my life!
Money, it doesn't matter, I have a lot of it. It doesn't matter how many "years of coins" you give, it's a big deal to go back and earn it back.
There is only one life, how can it be given to others casually?
The most intolerable thing for the lover Zhao Ji is that those barbarians, who dare to touch my woman, are really unforgivable, and they deserve death!
Fortunately, thanks to the blessing of the ancestors and the ancestors, the emperor and uncle descended from heaven, and he has a strange skill, which will definitely make my Great Song Dynasty turn the tide of safety.
As long as Uncle Xiao Huang does not abolish my throne, any conditions can be accepted.
Right now, listening to Uncle Huang's meaning, it seems that he has different opinions on Zhang Jue's arrangement. A little Zhang Jue, how can he make Uncle Huang unhappy?
"Uncle Huang has a good plan, although he is blunt. I'm a must-have. β
"Official, now that you are in the court, it is more appropriate for you to call yourself me."
"Okay, Uncle Huang. I don't know if you disagree with my arrangement, but I will obey them. β
[This emperor is really cowardly. γ
[You don't coward, you go up! γ
[On it, on it.] Give me 3,000 city management, and I can level the island country. γ
[Blow it! Give me 5,000, and I will dare to level Citigroup. γ
[Give me 10,000, I can clear the universe ......]
[Get out!] γ
γSheets?γ γ
Zhao Dazhui asked, "What did you originally plan?" β
The status of the historian is too low, as low as Teddy, and he doesn't know how Zhao Ji and his staff dealt with Zhang Jue.
I can't help it!
Zhao Dazhui, who was accustomed to the bench legs of beer bottles, was first frightened by a bunch of cannon battles, and almost didn't wet his crotch. Coupled with seeing the bloody killing of the "Three Highs Crowd", Zhao Dazhui's mind was full of red colors.
As soon as it was over, Zhao Dazhui didn't have time to return to Zhao Ji, so he went into the duty room.
The lights didn't dare to go out, holding a porcelain pillow that was hard enough to be used as a weapon, Zhao Dazhui hid in the corner of the duty room, staring at him for most of the night.
In the second half of the night, I finally fell asleep, and I was so scared that I was sobbing in my sleep.
The spy who was hiding outside to spy saw that Zhao Dazhui finally showed what a child should be, so he finally put his mind at ease and happily reported to his master.
Although he escaped a catastrophe from nowhere, Zhao Dazhui also missed the opportunity to discuss major matters with Zhao Ji.
Therefore, until now, Zhao Dazhui does not know how Zhao Ji and his think tanks, if he had such an institution, how to deal with Zhang Jue, who took the initiative to surrender.
"Just a Zhang Jue, why does Uncle Laohuang ask?" Zhao Ji smiled smugly, "Whoever admires my Heavenly Empire, I have never been stingy in rewarding them. β
[Zhao Ji's scattering of coins, is it really so generous? ] γ
[Many rich people are generous to themselves, right? γ
[Zhao Ji is okay. γ
[Well, for example, the countries of Sulu and Java can exchange a large number of rewards for a few rare bird feathers and come to pay tribute happily. γ
[Whose bird feathers are so valuable?] γ
[So, what can Zhang Jue get? γ
[He dedicated a city, how can a drop be worth more than a few bird feathers, right? γ
[What do you do for a prince? γ
"Uncle Huang doesn't know. In this dynasty, people with different surnames are not allowed to be crowned kings during their lifetime, but can be posthumously gifted after death. Therefore, I think it would be good to give Zhang Jue the title of Marquis of Guiyi. What does Uncle Huang think? β
"That's your generosity, fart!" Zhao Dazhui was very disdainful of Zhao Ji's death.
"Why did Uncle Huang say this? The city dedicated by Zhang Jue does not have many people and taxes, and a marquis is not low. β
"What's not low, what are you doing business? You still have to ask for bait for fishing, can't you be a prince? Didn't there be a guy who spent a thousand dollars to buy a pair of horse bones? Later, he managed to acquire a lot of horse bones. β
Li Gang next door was not satisfied with his work and interjected: "That's called Qianjin City Horse Bone, an allusion to the period of King Yan Zhao." People don't buy horse bones, they buy more horses. An Lehou, in your free time, you still have to read more books. β
"Get out! Use you to teach Lao Tzu to do things? β
"You ......" Li Gang flicked his sleeves, "vulgar, rude!" The old man is a two-rank jinshi, and he is ashamed to be in the company of people who do not learn and do not know how to do it. β
"Official, Master Li is not working hard, and he threatens you with resignation. According to our family's laws, how should we clean him up? β
Dare to play hooligan with the people of the old Zhao family, you Li Gang is far behind!
Li Gang: "......"
Seeing that the thorny Li Gang was dumbfounded by the emperor's uncle, Zhao Ji didn't mention how happy he was: "It's all up to the emperor's uncle." β
"That's it! instructed Li Gang to be the pacification envoy, go to receive the city, and by the way, announce the will, and seal Zhang Jue as the righteous duke. β
"The minister is against!"
"Objections are invalid!"
"You, presumptuous!"
"Official, he scolded me ......"
"Uh, Li Qing's family, you still listen to Uncle Huang! I will listen to what he says. β