018 Uncle Huang, don't be impulsive

Whether there is a seat or not, or where the seat is, really doesn't matter to Zhao Dazhui, a nine-year scumbag.

Net penalty stands, does it matter if there is a seat or not?

I really waited for the chair to move up and sat on Zhao Ji's right hand, that feeling was cool!

Standing behind the scenes is not the same as standing in front of the stage, standing and sitting are not the same, and sitting with someone is not the same.

When Zhao Dazhui sat down and really took the audience to look down on the ministers from the perspective of an emperor, the comment area immediately exploded.

[It's enjoyable! 】

[Well, it's quite enjoyable! 】

[Very enjoyable! 】

[Words are really scarce!] 】

[Is the dragon chair pure gold? ] 】

[Seems to be, right?] 】

[Don't panic? 】

[Why don't you let the anchor try it?] 】

"You guys just watch the excitement and aren't afraid of big things, do I dare to try?"

Zhao Dazhui didn't dare to try.

I didn't prepare anything, so you just sat on the dragon chair and died, right?

Even if Zhao Dazhui boasted that he was harmless, delicate and lovely, sweet and delicious, he did not have the slightest bad intentions towards Zhao Ji, but he was still attacked by the ministers.

A: "There has never been a person who is not the prince and sits on the emperor's side, it is not polite!" ”

B: "The official family is dumb, just when my generation is supporting justice!" ”

C: "Yes! It must be the traitor who is deceived by the gossip. ”

Ding: "The 200th year of the national dynasty has raised soldiers, and the Day of Righteous Death is today!" ”

can say such a crepe thing, they are all knowledgeable civil officials.

But the civil officials at this time were not the sour and rotten literati who could only play with the pen in the Ming and Qing dynasties.

They are still guarding the six arts of the master, shooting the number of imperial books with etiquette and music, studying and practicing hard, and none of them are left behind.

It is really to punch hooligans, beat traitors, retreat to recite poems and paint, and spend before the moon.

Right now, there is a little traitor, and it is up to everyone to do it together, full of old fists, and hoe traitors for the country.

Looking at a circle of men with fierce eyes, surrounded by menacing menacingly, Zhao Dazhui was startled: "What do you want to do?" Let me tell you, Lao Tzu is not easy to mess with? ”

In order to enhance his persuasiveness, Zhao Dazhui also rolled up his sleeves and tried to bulge his non-existent biceps to scare away the vicious wolf in a circle.

"Hahahaha......"

It may be that Xiao Zhengtai's lethality is too great, which makes the wolves laugh.

A group of big men went to beat an eight-year-old child, and they couldn't do it!

Seeing that the morale that had just been boosted was about to be discharged, one of the military attachés in a python robe shouted: "Everyone, don't be deceived by this demon." This person doesn't look young, but he is the most demagogic! ”

Seeing that under his lovely offensive, the enemy army was retreating one after another, Zhao Dazhui just wanted to shout proudly, "Who else?" ", was interrupted by this uninteresting big black man.

"Who are you?"

"A certain Jingguo Gongtong Guan!"

"Are you the dog eunuch Tong Guan?"

Don't blame Zhao Dazhui for being surprised, this Tong Guan is a genius, uh no, it's wonderful!

Li Yan, the dog thief, felt that his eunuch was already lonely and seeking defeat. Compared to the person in front of you, it's nothing!

Who is a eunuch who can be a beard?

Tong Guan in front of him, one meter eight tall, one hundred and eighteen in weight, dignified appearance, mighty and extraordinary. Especially the few long whiskers under the chin, which are almost comparable to Guan Gong.

[Is this really a eunuch? 】

[Do we have a misunderstanding of the profession of eunuch? 】

[This thing is still wearing a python robe? 】

[Can a eunuch be a prince of the country? 】

[Guogong is a fart, nine thousand years old to understand. ] 】

[How did the beard come from?] Could it be glued? 】

[Anchor, try it.] 】

[This is a tiger whisker! The anchor hurried on. 】

We will miss you forever! 】

"He dares to call a tiger even if he is a child? If he is a tiger, I am Wu Song! Zhao Dazhui slapped his chest, "Wrap it on me!" Let me see if this eunuch is real or not! ”

Although Tong Guan was born in the palace and belonged to the low-level sprinkler eunuch, he was known to have great ambitions.

It is said that in addition to sweeping the floor for the girls, he often studied the art of war and martial arts, and practiced martial arts when he was fine, and felt that he was a very character.

Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared.

Later, Tong Guan was magically discovered by the discerning Zhao Ji, and since then he has risen step by step until he has reached the peak of his life.

The more the official became bigger, and Tong Guan's temper became bigger and bigger.

It is rumored that Cai Jing is the "male minister" and Tong Guan is the "concubine", the relationship is intimate, and they are really a pair of male and female.

"Intimate lover" Cai Jing boasted of his kindness to Tong Guan, and felt that Tong Guan was a little floating, so he said him twice. Tong Guan was angry and divorced Cai Jing, uh no, it was a break.

But no matter how bad the relationship is, Cai Jing is also Tong Guan's former lover, how can he watch Cai Jing's seat being snatched away by a yellow-mouthed child?

This is the move of Tong Guan rushing ahead, ready to beat Zhao Dazhui.

Originally, Zhao Dazhui used his "Meng Gong" to partially offset Tong Guan's hostility.

But he went to the death to expose Tong Guan's reverse scales, that unbearable time, that unspeakable identity, eunuch.

Tong Guan could no longer hold back the hatred in his heart, raised his fist like a sandbag, and went straight to Zhao Da Hammer.

Seeing this peerless macho man rushing towards him, Zhao Dazhui sneered, took out a cute "melon", and prepared to deliver the goods to his grandmother's house.

"Uncle Huang, don't be impulsive!" Zhao Ji was so frightened that his face turned white.

Boy!

If this is done for a while, Zhao Ji feels that he doesn't have to wait for the Jin people to arrest him, and he will have to follow the first emperor.

According to Li Qiushui's report, the emperor's uncle has miraculous skills to protect his body, and he is invulnerable, and water and fire are invulnerable.

Last night, Li Yan's big movement blew up all the places, and Zhao Dazhui, who was in the center of the fire, was unharmed.

I can't explain what this is.

Then, there is only one truth, Uncle Xiao Huang is not a human being!

He is God!

He is the god sent down by the ancestors and sects to save my Great Song Dynasty!

If it weren't for the emperor's uncle, a high-ranking person, who disdained earthly wealth, Zhao Ji would have wanted to give up the throne to him and be a carefree emperor himself.

In front of him, Tong Guan, the filthy eunuch, dared to threaten the imperial uncle, it was really a pity to die.

In case, Uncle Huang got angry and blew up Zichen Hall in a fit of rage, what would it be?

Zhao Ji stood up and stared straight at Tong Guan: "Do you want to kill the king?" ”

The crime of killing the monarch is too big, and the head of ordinary people can't afford to wear this big hat.

Tong Guan immediately coaxed and pleaded guilty: "If the minister doesn't dare, the minister will die." ”

While pleading, retreat.

Zhao Da Hammer shook the melon in his hand with a shudder: "You should thank the official family!" Otherwise, even if you are a fierce man cast in copper and iron, it will be a dead end. ”

Tong Guan's anger suddenly rose again, and he pointed at Zhao Dazhui and scolded: "This dog thief, I don't know what method I used to bewitch the Sacred Heart." I'm going to kill him today! ”

"Come on!"

In terms of tricks, Zhao Dazhui has been the first since kindergarten.

In his later academic career, Zhao Dazhui has always been imitated, but never surpassed.

A mere eunuch, dare to argue with the masters?

Kill you!