017 Add a stool to Uncle Huang

The next day, on the fifteenth day of the seventh month, the Shuowang Dynasty.

Before dawn, Zhao Dazhui, who yawned continuously, clicked on the live broadcast, and the sentence came at the beginning: "In the Zichen Palace, well-dressed beasts gathered." ”

[How does this look like swearing!] 】

[How is this swearing?] 】

[In the Ming and Qing dynasties, on the complements of officials, civil officials embroidered birds, and military generals tattooed beasts. Coupled with the official hat, it is for the well-dressed beasts. 】

[Understood, you well-dressed beast. 】

[No, you're the well-dressed beast. 】

"What's the fuss? Didn't you see this historian in the upper court? Be quiet. I'll take you back to watch a big drama and slash Cai Jing angrily, what's going on? ”

[Cut, the anchor bragged again. 】

[Kill Cai Jing, you can't even kill his son! ] 】

[Go as your shovel officer.] 】

"Who is his son? Cai Jing also has a son? ”

[Isn't this nonsense? 】

[When people were young, they were also chic, and they had many sons. 】

[Cai Jing is old and has serious cataracts. Now he is acting on his behalf, even his son Cai You, which is not a good thing. 】

"Okay! I know. You talk first, I'll waste this vegetable oil in a moment. ”

was communicating, when he heard the palace attendant Yu Shi shouting: "Go to court!" ”

The military officials under the hall don't talk nonsense, they don't doze off when they nap, and those who want to fart have to hurry back.

Otherwise, if you are caught by the palace attendants, you will be a disgrace in front of the king, and you will have to deduct the bonus, uh, salary.

For the sake of his cute little money, he was not deducted for no reason by the black-faced guy who checked the gang, and everyone said very hard.

I have to start from home before dawn, but fortunately there are not many people in the sedan car, and there is no sedan jam (traffic jam?). Otherwise, just being late for the court will deduct all the salary.

It's hard work!

Zhao Dazhui was also a little unbearable.

I don't know which soft-shelled turtle egg sets the rule, punch in at six o'clock in the morning, is this to play me?

No wonder Zhao Ji is reluctant to go to court.

This is to make ourselves emperors, and we don't want to get up so early.

At five or six o'clock in the morning, it is a good time to go back to sleep. If your body allows, you can also make out with your fragrant concubines again.

At this time, why did you let me go to court?

Not to mention that there were many faint kings in ancient times, they were all forced by unreasonable working hours!

As a famous Da Dusk Jun, every time he arrived at the Great Dynasty Meeting, Zhao Ji was pushing, finding various excuses to be late, leave early, or simply skip work.

The imperial doctors had to make up all kinds of excuses every time to make the emperor just sick.

It can't be said that it's too serious and will hang up immediately, nor can it be said that there is no, you can insist on working while sick.

Baldness!

Today's court meeting, in fact, everyone didn't take it seriously.

According to the past habits, the officials sat on the dragon chair with a sleepy face, waiting for Li Yan, the governor of the Inner and Inner Provinces, to sing and shout, "There is a morning play, nothing to retreat from the court".

Then, a few brothers in the center sang the praises of peace, where there is auspiciousness, and which unknown small country has come to pay tribute, so that everyone can have fun.

Occasionally, there are also inspectors of the imperial history to impeach them, and individual officials who "do not understand etiquette" are either degraded or exiled. To show that they are not eating dry rice, and the Emperor Song also has a small flaw that needs to be improved.

Overall, it was a harmonious atmosphere, and everyone was happy.

Then, the vast majority of people completed the task of going to the court as if they were standing on a pile, and they went back to their respective homes and found their own mothers.

Today, it's different.

According to the news from the palace, the palace where Li Yan lived was hit by drought and lightning out of thin air last night, and even dozens of nearby houses were reduced to ashes.

Li Yan of the singing class was gone, and a child appeared in the place where Li Yan usually stood.

"Who is this?"

"Li Yan's godson? Or is it the new favorite of the official family? ”

"Which prince came out to watch the government?"

These are all low-level officials, and they don't know Zhao Dazhui.

A well-informed person scolded: "Hugh is talking nonsense. This is the grandson of King Yan and the current emperor's uncle. ”

In recent years, the talents of the clan have withered, and there are few who can get their hands on it. Most of them are given a false lord, and they are sent out from afar. There is no clan that is qualified to go to court.

"How qualifies a stinky child to stand beside the official?"

"Huh."

Although everyone thinks so, you must not offend anyone if you don't say it. It's a bit immature to say it.

The person who said this also knew that he was a little too talkative, so he smiled and said: "Xu is here to play in the palace, and the official family asked him to get acquainted with everyone." In the future, lest you run into him? ”

No one paid attention to him, because Zhao Ji had already been promoted to the seat with blue eyes.

The big guy is holding a meeting above, and you are holding a small meeting below, do you want to die?

The new capital eunuch, who was quickly promoted, just shouted "You have a ......", and was glared at by Zhao Ji: "Retreat!" ”

This man also wanted to complete his work, and defended: "This is the practice of the country!" ”

Zhao Ji's anger was even greater: "It's all you eunuchs, who mislead the country and the people." Do you dare to take credit here? Where are the guards in front of the palace, kill this gelding cane! ”

The new capital supervisor took office for half a day and died.

"Something is wrong with the official family today!" The officials looked at each other.

It is really strange that an official who has always been benevolent and only knows how to have fun actually killed a minion Liwei before the meeting started.

Cai Jing relied on his old qualifications, and wanted to change the channel to something he was familiar with, so he said with a smile: "Congratulations to the official family, congratulations to the official family." A state capital in the southeast has Jiahe birth, and there are even three spikes per plant. This is God bless my great song! ”

[What is Golden Harvest? 】

[A film company? 】

[Get out!] 】

[Each of the grass grows a ridge and merges into one ear. Different acres are the same, the world is the same image, and the virtue of Zhou Gong is caused. It's for Golden Harvest also. 】

[Is the crop of two ears so rare? 】

[Rare fart, there is no one in our village. 】

Zhao Ji, a baby in the city, has never seen two ears of rice, which was quite rare before. Now, hehe!

Zhao Ji sneered: "The master is old, so in the future, I won't bother the master about such trivial matters." I heard that the Taishi has a serious eye disease, so I don't have to participate in this court meeting in the future, right? ”

What's the matter, the Jin people are going to arrest Lao Tzu soon, and you still use the ears of rice to fool me?

Sure enough, Uncle Xiaohuang is right, this old thing is really not a thing!

The child next to Zhao Ji, that is, Zhao Dazhu, suddenly felt that Zhao Ji's gaze towards him became warm.

What's going on?

I'm a straight man of steel, and I can't play tricks?

Cai Jing was also shocked:

What's going on? What about the lingering to the end of the world? What about the promised vow of never parting?

Sure enough, it is like a tiger!

You wait for me, if you don't let you know how powerful the old man is, you won't know that Lord Ma has three eyes. Although the old man's surname is Cai, he is by no means a leek to be slaughtered.

Cai Jing, as a veteran of the special advancement, has always been in the top position at the court meeting.

Although the style, workmanship, and materials are not as good as those at his home, everyone else is standing in the court, but he and the emperor are sitting, that is identity, that is status, and that is happiness.

Cai Jing was a little frightened, and his heart was unhappy, and as soon as he sat down, he heard Zhao Ji say, "Someone! Bring up the Master's chair and place it beside me. ”

Happiness came so suddenly, it made Cai Jing's heart surge and tears welled up.

He stood up, threw himself on the ground and knelt down: "How can the old minister dare to sit with the official?" And there has never been such a precedent, and I hope that the official family will take back his fate. Otherwise, you will have to torture the old minister! ”

Everyone else also looked at Cai Jing with envy, jealousy, and hatred.

Isn't this old guy just a little bit good at slapping horses and having a few strokes of pen and ink? actually has this honor to be able to sit with the official family.

Even if you only sit once, it will be the supreme glory of the people!

"You are immoral and incompetent, so naturally you are not worthy of being on an equal footing with me." Zhao Ji glanced at Cai Jing coldly, and then turned to Zhao Dazhu, "Uncle Huang, you can sit on that chair first, okay?" ”