The time of the day was fleeting, and the three of Fang Yi, who were doing physical work, ate a little casually at noon, and after a busy afternoon, night fell, and the three of them completed the work of cutting wooden planks in one day.

The three of them walked under the tree outside the cave with tired faces.

A trace of excitement appeared on Wang Xiaojie's tired face: "Brother Dongliang, don't forget what you said to me and Master Di during the day, remember to give us some melon seeds to eat in a while!" ”

"Alright, alright! Won't forget! You also have to remember what you promised me, you can't call me husband anymore, understand? ”

Fang Yi looked at Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie helplessly.

These two guys......

In order to eat melon seeds, she also learned to call her husband by Shangguan Wan'er, which is too much! I almost choked myself on a sip of cold water!

Just ask what kind of experience it is for a young boy to be called husband by a bad old man who is over fifty years old and a rough man with an embarrassed beard, and now Fang Yi has felt this experience!

Disgusting! Disgusting! Abandon! The goosebumps all over my body fell to the ground!

Wang Xiaojie immediately patted his chest and said again: "Don't worry, Brother Dongliang!" I, Wang Xiaojie, are good at what I say! As long as you are willing to give me melon seeds, I will never call your husband again in the future! ”

Contrary to Wang Xiaojie's low profile, Di Renjie's posture is still very high.

"Hmph, nonsense! The old man is a dignified official, what's wrong with eating a little melon seed from you? It also needs to be so low-voiced! I have to force the old man to make a trick! ”

However, although Di Renjie's posture is very high, his inner thoughts are consistent with Wang Xiaojie.

Both of them secretly made up their minds that if they encountered something that made Fang Yi embarrassed in the future, there was nothing that could not be solved by a "husband"! If there is, then call ten tones!

Thinking of this, Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie glanced at each other very vaguely.

There was a hint of tacit understanding and insidiousness in the eyes of both of them!

"Brother Fang Yi!" Shangguan Wan'er saw that the three of them were back, and quickly stood up, "The rice has been cooked, what will you eat tonight?" ”

"This ......"

Fang Yi glanced at Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie beside him.

Fang Yi naturally knew in his heart, although Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie's words and deeds were a bit excessive, but the two of them were not lazy when they worked.

After experiencing physical labor, people need to supplement sufficient protein, and crayfish can perfectly supplement the protein needs of three people.

There's nothing more blissful than coming home after a tiring day and eating a meal of all-natural and wild spicy crayfish!

And all the crayfish raised by themselves are shrimp pot breeding, if you want to eat, you only need to go to the shrimp cage to bring over, and you don't need to go down to the reservoir to catch it.

"Brother Fang Yi?" Shangguan Wan'er tilted her head and looked at Fang Yi with a puzzled expression, interrupting Fang Yi's thoughts.

The corners of Fang Yi's mouth squirmed slightly: "Let's eat spicy crayfish tonight!" ”

"What?"

Not only Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie, but even Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er on the side were dumbfounded, and the four of them fell into a petrified state.

Fang Yi touched his head blankly and looked at the three of them with a strange expression.

Isn't it just a meal of crayfish? As for being so surprised? Haven't you eaten crayfish in your life?

"Bold!" Di Renjie patted the big tree beside him with his right hand, and glared at Fang Yi with righteous words.

Even Wang Xiaojie, who had always been improper, became serious at this moment, glaring at Fang Yi with a look containing murderous intent.

Although Fang Yi was an ordinary person, he clearly felt this murderous aura from Wang Xiaojie.

Fang Yi even had a kind of realization, if what he said next could not satisfy Wang Xiaojie, this reckless man with powerful and powerful limbs could really strangle himself and kill him!

But Fang Yi didn't understand where the killing intent of these two people came from, just because he had never eaten crayfish, he had the intention of killing and robbing shrimp? This Nima is too, isn't it? I don't dare to act like this in the sketches!

"Brother Fang Yi!" Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but exclaim, "Why do you want to talk about such absurd words as eating Your Majesty's flesh? ”

"What? Wu Zetian's meat? When did I say I was going to eat her meat? Why am I eating her jerky? You can say I want to 'eat' her, but you can't say I want to eat her flesh, I'm not the kind of pervert who eats human flesh! Fang Yi helplessly spread his arms and looked at the four of them with a hellish look.

"Huh?"

The four of them glanced at each other suspiciously, thinking of Fang Yi's past experience of frequent bizarre words, and the three of them faintly realized that maybe there was a misunderstanding somewhere......

Shangguan Wan'er thought for a moment and began to explain: "Your Majesty is a ninety-five true dragon, Brother Fang Yi said that he eats dragon meat, isn't it eating His Majesty's meat?" ”

"What? Dragon? Dragon meat? Eating dragon meat? Fang Yi looked at Shangguan Wan'er blankly, "When did I say such a thing as eating dragon meat?" Is there really a dragon in this world? Where is dragon meat? Give me a hundred catties, fresh, pickled, smoked, and air-dried, I'm not picky! ”

"Didn't you just say crayfish? Isn't crayfish a dragon? Wang Xiaojie looked at Fang Yi with a puzzled look.

Fang Yi looked at Wang Xiaojie with a more puzzled look: "What did you say?" Crayfish...... Is it a dragon? ”

"Isn't it?" Wang Xiaojie tilted his head and looked at Fang Yi.

"Really?"

"Isn't it?"

Wang Xiaojie was slightly stunned, and then realized the problem.

Maybe crayfish...... It's really not a fucking dragon...... Most likely, it's another name for an ingredient...... The four of them misunderstood Fang Yi......

Thinking of Di Renjie standing beside him, the corners of Wang Xiaojie's mouth twitched fiercely.

Wang Xiaojie can foresee that if it is really a misunderstanding, Di Renjie, a shrewd old man, will definitely quickly throw the black pot on his back, and even ridicule himself for being uneducated.

So, Wang Xiaojie smiled and looked at Fang Yi with an embarrassed expression: "No, it's not, Brother Dongliang, I'm just going to discuss it with you, don't be so serious!" ”

"What the hell am I ...... I'm weird! No way! It's 3010 A.D., and there won't be anyone who doesn't know what a crayfish is, right? No way? Fang Yi was furious.

"Perhaps...... What are the names different from place to place? Wang Xiaojie racked his brains and finally came up with an excuse that he thought was perfect.

"What's the deal...... Lao Tzu has traveled all over the country, and I have never heard of crayfish and other unusual names, are you a fool when Lao Tzu? ”

"No matter what this so-called crayfish is, Brother Fang Yi, you bring the crayfish over for everyone to see, don't you know? It's a mule or a horse, don't you know if you pull it out and slip it? ”