Ten minutes later. Fang Yi carried a small bucket of large crayfish picked out of the shrimp pot and returned to the bottom of the big tree at the entrance of the cave.

The four of them curiously glanced at the crayfish in Fang Yi's bucket, and collectively petrified again.

"Brother Dongliang, this ...... Is this red thing a dragon? ”

Wang Xiaojie was immediately dumbfounded.

"Who said this is a dragon? Do you want Lao Tzu to say it tens of thousands of times? Crayfish, not dragons! It's shrimp! Fang Yi felt hysterical for a while.

"What? Blind? Blind dragon? Brother Dongliang, isn't that still a dragon? Wang Xiaojie scratched his head and looked at Fang Yi with a puzzled expression.

"It's Nima......"

Fang Yi already had an urge to hit people.

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't beat Wang Xiaojie, Fang Yi felt that he would definitely rush up and beat Wang Xiaojie when he was impulsive!

"Oh, uneducated reckless! You know how to fight and kill all day long, and when you read a book, you won't be so ignorant! How can this be a dragon? Reckless, you are not only ignorant, but also blind, I don't think the dragon is blind, but you are blind! ”

Di Renjie's words made Fang Yi feel a little relieved.

Sure enough, cultural people are different, and talking to a cultured old man like Di Renjie is easy!

"That's it! It is! There is time to learn more and literate elders! While Fang Yi despised Wang Xiaojie, he did not forget to praise Di Renjie out loud.

Affirmed by Fang Yi, Di Renjie's face was full of pride.

"Hehe, Brother Fang Yi, don't worry about this kind of uneducated reckless man, this reckless man knows all day long to peek at other people's widows taking a bath in the middle of the night!" Di Renjie's eyes became more and more disdainful when he looked at Wang Xiaojie, "How can this be called a dragon?" Once a dragon is blind, it can't be called a dragon, it needs to be called a Jiao, so ...... This is not a dragon, it's a Jiao, this thing is called a little blind Jiao! ”

"What?" Fang Yi was dumbfounded again.

Nima...... What about the educated elders? That's how cultured you are?

Little blind Jiao? What are these names?

The little blind Jiao has come out...... I don't think it's a blind Jiao, it's you who are messing around!

Count me as what I beg you, and I beg you not to mess around?

Fang Yi shook his head in despair: "I'll eat this tonight, if you like to eat it or not, if you don't eat it, pull a few handfuls of it!" ”

"Eat! Of course eat! I've grown so big, I haven't eaten a Jiao yet! ”

“……”

Remove from heat.

A delicious pot of spicy crayfish is finally done!

There are delicious spicy crayfish, which is naturally accompanied by fine wine.

With the lesson of last night, Fang Yi no longer dared to use vigorous liquor, but chose red wine with relatively soft strength!

After the crayfish and red wine were served, Wang Xiaojie was already impatient to start with chopsticks.

"Damn...... I haven't eaten Jiao since I'm so big! Let me try ......."

After Wang Xiaojie finished speaking, he used chopsticks to add up a crayfish, but when his eyes touched the crayfish, Wang Xiaojie quickly realized a problem.

"Brother Dongliang, didn't you mean...... Whether it's a dragon or a Jiao, will there be scales? Why doesn't this thing have any scales? And also...... What the hell is this...... Are you sure you can eat it? It's all a hard shell, how can this be tasted? ”

"Oh, uneducated man! The little blind Jiao doesn't know how to eat, saying that you have no culture to mix blindly, and you are not happy! Learn a little bit from me! ”

Di Renjie glared at Wang Xiaojie with disdain, and then picked up a crayfish in Wang Xiaojie's surprised eyes.

"Click"

Di Renjie took a bite off the small half of the shrimp head, and chewed hard with the shrimp shell, shrimp yellow and shrimp meat.

"Click, click, click"

Di Renjie kept chewing the small half of the shrimp head in his mouth, and there were bursts of crisp sounds in his mouth.

"Forehead...... Di Renjie's brows couldn't help frowning, "This little blind Jiao...... It tastes a little ...... Weird ......"

Fang Yi looked at Di Renjie blankly, listening to a crisp "click" sound from Di Renjie's mouth, Fang Yi had an indescribable feeling.

What kind of fairy operation is this?

Why do you eat crayfish like this? Chew and swallow it with the shrimp shells?

Don't mess with me, uncle, you're old, you eat crayfish like this, you may have indigestion, you know? Don't look for yourself for a while at night to get stomach and digest tablets!

"Hehe......"

Di Renjie smiled awkwardly, and through Fang Yi's expression and eyes, Di Renjie faintly realized that the crayfish didn't seem to be eaten like this......

No wonder it's so hard, it doesn't taste anything except spicy, and I almost chewed off a few of my old teeth, it turned out that it wasn't like this......

"Whew!" Fang Yi sighed helplessly, "Forget it, I'm afraid of you, fortunately there are no hedgehogs or anything like that on this island, otherwise you have to stuff the hedgehog with the thorns in your mouth and chew it!" Little Blind Jiao...... Ahh ”

After Fang Yi finished speaking, he also picked up a crayfish from the pot, peeled off the shell of the shrimp very casually, and ate the shrimp meat inside and the shrimp tail at the back.

"Huh?"

Wang Xiaojie quickly turned his head to look at Di Renjie, and his expression was clearly saying, aren't you a self-proclaimed cultural person? How come a cultured person like you doesn't know how to eat crayfish?

Di Renjie smiled slightly, and had already thought of a countermeasure.

"Heh, the reckless man who has no culture, the old man just gave you a wrong example, poor old man has good intentions, you don't understand it, forget it, you still question the old man! Alas! ”

"Poof"

Wang Xiaojie almost vomited three liters of blood on the spot.

……

"Hmmm......"

Early in the morning, Fang Yi woke up from his sleep and stretched.

Although I drank a lot of red wine when I ate crayfish last night, this bit of red wine was acceptable in the eyes of Fang Yi, who was overwhelmed by the amount of wine.

"Brother Dongliang, good morning!"

Wang Xiaojie heard the movement around him and woke up from his sleep.

Fang Yi nodded at Wang Xiaojie and said hello.

Fang Yi picked up a knife under the tree, walked to the entrance of the cave, and carved a knife mark on the stone wall.

"Brother Dongliang, what are you doing here?"

Wang Xiaojie stood up and looked at Fang Yi's back with a puzzled expression.

Fang Yi ignored Wang Xiaojie and counted the dense knife marks on the stone wall by himself.

"Ahh Fang Yi suddenly exclaimed, "Today is February 15th!" ”

"So what?"

"February 15! Today is Lao Tzu's birthday! ”

Wang Xiaojie looked at Fang Yi's back blankly, and hesitated for a while before he said tentatively: "Really?" Brother Dongliang, happy birthday? ”

"What the hell?" Fang Yi turned his head and looked at Wang Xiaojie with a strange expression.

"Didn't you just say it's your birthday?"

"When did I say it's my birthday?" Fang Yi's expression became more and more strange.

"What did you just say...... What do you mean, Brother Dongliang, do you think that I didn't give you a birthday gift and don't want to accept my blessings? Wang Xiaojie was not happy.

"What the hell am I ......" Fang Yi was speechless, "I mean today is Lao Tzu's birthday, not Lao Tzu's birthday!" Ahh I mean, today is the birthday of Lao Tzu of Taoism...... It's not my birthday......"

“……”